Fox Fairy Matchmaker: Dressed as the Silver Moon Guard Commander

In fact, the original plan was to build a special canteen for the Silver Moon Guards.

But when it was about to be implemented, it was discovered that there was insufficient funds, so the original canteen of the prick-eared fox was doubled to make ends meet.

But the consequence of this is that the canteen will be more crowded than the Spring Festival transportation train during lunch breaks.

It is no exaggeration to say that if you suddenly get a stomachache while eating in there, your poop will be squeezed out when you go out.

Cafeteria

Tu Shan Shuangjian looked at the sea of ​​people in front of him, and the food team sighed helplessly.

"Damn it! None of the senior Tushan people we had a meeting with before were allowed to eat here, so I had to crowd around here. An unbalanced emotion quietly grew in Tushan Shuangjian's heart.

After waiting in line for half a point, Tu Shan Shuangjian finally arrived in front of the meal window and looked expectantly at the prick-eared fox in front of him.

In the end, the prick-eared fox only gave him a plate, scooping out a little rice, vegetables and tofu. Looking at the plates of the Silver Moon guards around him, they all looked like this. Obviously, they were also very dissatisfied, but they only dared to complain secretly. .

This was like the straw that broke the camel's back.

Tushan Shuangjian, who had been hungry all morning, suddenly exploded and threw his dinner plate onto the face of the prick-eared fox responsible for cooking.

"You're just fucking feeding the birds, aren't you! Who can eat this little thing! I asked you why you're so hungry every afternoon! It turns out you didn't eat enough at noon!"

The Silver Moon guards at the back had long been dissatisfied, and immediately started making a fuss when they saw that even their own commander had spoken. "Who can eat this little food?" "Yeah! I've been tired all morning and can't even eat enough." As echoing voices sounded, the scene suddenly became chaotic.

And the erect-eared fox seemed to be confident and said: "This is the only amount of funds the boss can give you!" Tu Shan Shuangjian immediately grabbed the fox's head when he heard this, and said with a cold face, "You Fucking fart!”

After getting along with Tu Shan Honghong, Tu Shan Shuangjian knew that although she was a bit stingy and liked to exploit people, she would never save money on the food of her subordinates.

The fox was caught in the hand of Tu Shanshuang Sword. He was obviously panicked, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "What are you doing! Believe it or not, I will tell Master Honghong that you are bullying others!"

You are still pretending to me, "Come and call Tu Shan Honghong! See if these are the meals she ordered!"

As soon as these words came out, the fox panicked and shouted, "There's no need to trouble Lord Honghong with this kind of thing!" He also said threateningly, "If you let go now, I won't hold you accountable!"

These words suddenly angered Tu Shanshuangjian, irritating all his dissatisfaction today, "Even a little fox demon dares to talk to me like this!"

As Tu Shanshuang's swordsman exerted great force, there was a crisp "click" sound, and the fox didn't even have a chance to resist.

Like a puppet with its strings cut off, it collapsed and lost its vitality.

"Ah! Kill the demon!" As a female scream spread throughout the canteen, the canteen suddenly became chaotic, and the white-robed banshees screamed in fear.

Tu Shan Shuang Jian, on the other hand, sat directly on the meal window, with the corpse at his feet. The group of Silver Moon guards seemed much calmer, standing neatly behind Tu Shan Shuang Jian in rows.

They completely trust their commander and feel that the commander must have his own reasons for doing this.

"Master Honghong is here!" As a deafening shout resounded through the cafeteria, the situation that was originally out of control suddenly became quiet.

If he couldn't even notice such a big movement, Tu Shan Shuang Jian would really look down on Tu Shan Hong Hong.

The originally crowded doorway suddenly made way, and then three figures walked up to Tu Shanshuang's sword. All three of them immediately turned their attention to the corpse on the ground.

Tushan Rongrong just slowly opened her eyes and stared at Tushan Shuangjian without saying a word. Tushan Yaya was startled first, then pointed at Tushan Shuangjian in horror and cursed: "You...you You actually dare to kill someone in Tushan! Just see what my sister will do to you!"

Tushan Honghong paused obviously, her eyes suddenly turned red, and then she stared angrily at Tushan Shuangjian, who was sitting firmly on the window, and a voice mixed with anger slowly sounded, "Reason!"

Tu Shan Shuangjian didn't waste any time. He directly took a plate of food from the Silver Moon guard next to him, pushed it in front of Tu Shan Honghong and said, "She said this is the standard of the meal you provided. Do you think this is enough?" ?”

Tushan Honghong lowered her head and looked at the extremely meager food in front of her, and turned her attention to Tushan Rongrong. She usually left this kind of thing to Rongrong.

Tushan Rongrong examined the meal in front of her, and then shook her head, "Sister, this meal is not executed according to the standards I ordered."

Tu Shan Honghong turned her gaze to Tu Shan Shuang Jian and asked expressionlessly: "You killed her just because of this?" Tu Shan Shuang Shuang waved it nonchalantly and said, "Also, she disrespects me!"

Tu Shan Honghong lowered his head and looked at the corpse as if he was thinking about something. After a while, he raised his head and said to Tu Shan Shuangjian, "I know, I will handle this matter. I will decide whether to do it or not after the investigation results come out." Hold you accountable.

Now all the demons will immediately return to the city wall to take duty! "As soon as these words came out, the Silver Moon guards immediately let out a wail of dissatisfaction, and Tu Shan Honghong had no choice but to make this move. The lunch break had already passed, and the city wall could not be left unattended.

"Why! We have all been hungry all morning."

"Yeah, I haven't eaten yet and I feel like I have no energy at all."

"I have to resist the Taoist Alliance every day, and I don't have food to eat. I have no demon power! Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh."

What's more, the bold ones shouted directly to Tushan Honghong, "We want to eat!" After the first one, there was a second one, and the dissatisfaction of the Silver Moon guards was completely ignited.

After a while, all the Silver Moon guards in the cafeteria raised their heads, raised their right arms and shouted in unison, "We want to eat! We want to eat!"

Tu Shan Shuang Jian was still sitting firmly on the cooking window, taking out his pipe and looking at Tu Shan Hong Hong with interest to see how she would solve it, as if the matter had nothing to do with him, because he Quite hungry too.

The reason why he didn't stop those Silver Moon guards was because what they said was in line with Tu Shan Shuang Jian's thoughts.

Before Tu Shan Honghong could speak, senior sister control Tu Shan Yaya could no longer control herself and roared, "You guys want to rebel! How dare you disobey sister's orders! Believe it or not, sister will kill you all." Kill him!"

And her words not only did not scare those Silver Moon guards, but instead intensified the conflict.

"Why do we work so hard every day that we don't even have food to eat! And we are randomly beaten and killed?"

"Is it possible that the lives of our prick-eared foxes are not valuable!!"

"They don't regard us as monsters at all!"

In this way, what was originally a small cafeteria conflict that could easily be solved by just adding a chicken drumstick to lunch was intensified into a racial conflict by Tu Shan Yaya's words.

At this time, things were getting more and more out of control, and Tushan Honghong was also a little panicked.

There are tens of thousands of Silver Moon Guards, and they are the backbone of Tushan. They usually maintain the basic order of Tushan, and Yaya's words undoubtedly greatly stimulated them.

Tushan Honghong raised her hands and tried her best to comfort the group of Silver Moon guards who were out of control. "Everyone, calm down. I apologize for my sister's remarks. She is still young and naturally prone to impulsiveness."

Tu Shan Honghong's words were quite effective. At least the crowd became quieter after she finished saying this, but they were still a little restless.

Tu Shan Shuangjian seemed to be aloof from the incident, sitting on the dining window smoking a pipe and watching the farce with cold eyes.

Although the Silver Moon guards gradually calmed down, they still shouted for food, which gave Tushan Honghong a headache. It was not that easy to make food for nearly ten thousand people in a short period of time.

Subconsciously, he turned his attention to Tushan Rongrong, the only person he could usually rely on, but Tushan Rongrong had no good solution for this, so he had no choice but to spread his hands.

Tu Shan Honghong was really at a loss now. Looking at the large group of Silver Moon guards in front of her, Tu Shan Honghong felt that she didn't know what to say. She only felt that the pressure at this time was so great, "What should I do?" Shi Tushan Honghong only had this idea in her mind.

Tushan Yaya, on the other hand, blamed herself. She just wanted to help her sister, but she didn't expect to cause a big trouble for her sister. She couldn't help crying, "Why am I so stupid! I cause trouble for my sister every day!"

At this time, Tu Shan Shuang Jian had just finished taking the last puff of his cigarette, then picked up his knife and walked outside. The group of Silver Moon guards behind him suddenly became quiet when they saw that Tu Shan Shuang Jian had gone out to patrol.

What shocked the three Tushan sisters even more was that the Silver Moon guards, led by Tushan Shuangjian, picked up their swords and walked out in groups. Tushan Honghong was particularly shocked. The effect was that Tushan Shuangjian didn't say a word but just walked out, attracting so many people to follow him.

And Tu Shan Yaya and Tu Shan Rongrong were also at a loss as Tu Shan Honghong looked at the scene in front of them. At this moment, they completely felt the prestige accumulated by Tu Shan Shuangjian within the Silver Moon Guards, and the popularity of the collected people. .

Although Tu Shan Shuangjian likes to watch the excitement, he will not embarrass his boss, otherwise he himself will not feel better.

Tushan border in the afternoon

Tu Shan Shuang Jian and a group of Silver Moon guards slumped down on the city wall due to hunger. Tu Shan Shuang Jian had already greeted Tu Shan Hong Hong's eight generations of ancestors in his heart.

"This woman is so fucking heartless! We didn't even eat lunch, and she didn't know how to bring us food." He was about to become the first demon king to starve to death. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Suddenly a clear female voice shouted: "The meal is here! I saw Tushan Honghong and a group of white-robed prick-eared foxes coming up with piles of lunch boxes." The hungry and anxious Silver Moon guards suddenly felt like sons meeting their mother. Yes, one after another rushed forward.

"Give me one! I've been hungry all day."

"What kind of cuisine is it! Let me take a look."

Some people who grabbed the lunch box exclaimed as soon as they opened the lunch box, "Wow! Today's lunch box is so rich, it actually contains meat!"

"Oooh! Mom's smell"

Tu Shan Shuang Jiandu went through a hard fight before he got the rice and immediately started gobbling it up. "Today's cuisine was really good. Tu Shan Honghong still has some conscience and knows how to serve the rice."

Just when he was eating happily, a pair of crystal clear and spotless jade feet wearing a gold ring with three bells on them suddenly appeared in his sight.

However, although he could see that these were the feet of his stingy master Tu Shan Honghong, he didn't pay much attention. "You haven't even spoken, so I don't want to take the initiative to talk to you." With this thought, Tu Shan Shuangjian continued carelessly. Heartless grilled rice.

After a while, those feet slowly left Tu Shan Shuangjian's sight.

What Tu Shan Shuangjian didn't know was that the owner of those feet was now in a corner, with a blushing face and a shy face bumping against the wall.

"Ahh! What on earth was I doing just now! To actually do something like that, maybe he doesn't have a foot fetish! How embarrassing would it be if he noticed that I was deliberately showing him my feet! !!”

What actually happened was this. After the Silver Moon guards patrolled the city wall in the morning, Tu Shan Honghong ordered her men to make lunch boxes while thinking about the scene when Tu Shan Shuangjian helped her to rescue her at noon.

"Huh? How should we reward him? Directly reward him with money? No, no, that would be too unintentional." After thinking hard, Tu Shan Honghong inadvertently lowered his head and saw his feet.

A bold idea suddenly came to mind, and when Tu Shan thought of this idea, his red face suddenly turned red.

"No, no, I can't do this! And I'm not sure if he has this habit, but I thought of the scene in the conference room." Tu Shan blushed and lowered his head as if he had made a major decision. A voice as loud as a mosquito murmured, "Let's treat him as a reward this time."