Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! In the video, where did Princess Traveler put her hands when she hugged Xiao Gong? 】

【A. Milky white snow】

【B. Buttocks】

【C. Kidney】

【D. Jade Arm】

[Ying: Damn it! You are harming me! 】

[Kaia: I was so happy for a moment that I forgot where I put my hands]

[Inazuma lsp: It must be the first one, after all, it is milky white Yukiko]

[Xiao Gong: Ahhh! My innocence! 】

[Ying: My family, who knows? This system has a grudge against me and is constantly persecuting me]

[Keqing: Why do I feel that you are not angry at all, but rather happy?]

[Shen He: It’s better to break your legs, so you can’t live without me, traveler]

[Yatae Shenzi: The yandere Shen He is so interesting]

[Ying: Paimon, hurry up and take me away]

[Chongyun: Traveler, Paimon has been knocked unconscious by his aunt, how lucky are you]

[Ying: I, what’s the smell... I suddenly feel dizzy]

【Ding! The user has been offline]

[Gan Yu: Is this still the Shen He I know? It feels so strange]

[Keqing: Could it be that he is possessed by something dirty? 】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng: Presumptuous! Shen He is my apprentice, how can he be so easily possessed by human beings?]

[Miko Yae: I’m going to ask Kuroda to publish a light novel. I’ve already thought of the name, so it’ll be called “My Girlfriend is a Yandere”]

[Xingqiu: Very good, very good]

[Funina: Let me, Fukalos, conduct the first system Q&A. I have been studying it for a long time! Usually the most outrageous is the most correct]

[Navilet: Ms. Funina, please think about it]

[Funina: I have thought it over carefully. First of all, option B is definitely impossible. I have never seen a princess hold her buttocks with both hands]

[Funina: The second option is also impossible]

[Ina Wife lsp: You are obviously young, but you are envious and jealous! 】

[Funina: Presumptuous! He actually publicly insulted the Water God, and someone came to arrest him and send him to Merlot Petersburg]

[Hutao: What this rice wife guy says makes sense. I agree with you. She is just a kid]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, please think carefully before speaking, so as not to cause misunderstanding]

[Liyue lsp: That’s right, my Rock King Emperor’s butt is bigger than your Water God’s breasts! The emperor’s ass, Liyue’s soul! 】

[Mond lsp: I love Barbara and Xiao Keli wholeheartedly, and go to Barbara! Chong Keli duck! 】

[Kaia: Open the door, Knights of the West Wind! It’s too bad and must be punished with death]

[Funina: Some people from the countryside don’t understand the power of gods, so I choose the waist]

[Paimon: Huh? Where did Ying go? what happened】

[Ying'er: The famous traveler was actually pinned down by the white-haired witch Shen He and played with wantonly. It's really sad and lamentable]

[Paimon: I'm going to save her! ...]

[Kaia: What is going on? Who can explain it to us]

[System: This is what happened. Paimon was frozen again, and the spell casting was forcibly interrupted. In fact, I forgot to mention it. Just stop when you recite it silently in your mind. Poor Paimon has turned into frozen food.]

【Ding! Fu Nina gave the wrong answer and punished Fu Nina for performing the script "Get down to business, Lady Fu Nina!" 》】

[Wendy: I ​​was shocked, I thought she was calling me]

[Tevalin: Get down to business, Barbatos! 】

[Funina: Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could I give the wrong answer? Could it be that it’s really Yukiko? 】

[Xiang Ling: Oh, it’s obviously an arm! How can you think of kidneys! 】

[Paimon: I, Paimon, am alive again, Ying, hold on, I'm here to save you! Yushang, come and pick us up, speed! Time stops! 】

【Ding! One minute later! 】

[Baizhu: Why does the traveler look like he is overindulging in sexual pleasure? 】

[Ying: Ahe...don't...stop! Don’t touch...]

[Lisa: The little cutie is enjoying it, it seems we are worrying too much]

[Paimon: What on earth is she dreaming about? 】

[Alice: Oops, is this the legendary M-movie?]

[Nacida: What is a tremolo? 】

[Paimon: That is forbidden knowledge! Nasida, please forget it】

[Nacida: Oh oh]

【Ding! The show begins! Invited victims and invited guests]

Momang Palace

The guard lady said respectfully to the two people on the desk: "Ms. Funina, Mister Villette, someone is asking for help outside Momang Palace."

Villette said calmly: "Well, please invite him over."

The next second, a 1 meter long leg walked in. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Zhongli, a loser in society.

Funina stood in front of Villette, folding her arms, and said: "Tell me quickly, what difficulties have you encountered? As long as I, the water god Fukalos, am here, there is nothing that cannot be solved."

Villette nodded and signaled Zhongli not to be restrained. The judge's duty is to help everyone who encounters difficulties fairly.

"I lost my wallet."

Villette touched his chin and asked, "Then please describe the characteristics of your wallet in detail. We will send someone to help you find it as soon as possible."

Zhongli took out a photo of Young Master Dadalia and said, "My wallet looks like this."

Villette looked embarrassed, remained silent for a moment, and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we can't help you find your wallet."

Zhongli asked: "Why?"

Navelle: "There are very complicated reasons for this, please forgive me."

At this moment Funina said: "Wait a minute, isn't it just to find a wallet? I have a way."

"It's very simple, as long as this gentleman goes to the Grand Hotel Depo for a meal."

Zhongli replied seriously: "I don't have a wallet, how can I go to a restaurant to eat?"

"Then it's freeloading!"

"No problem, I'm good at this! What next?"

Seeing Zhongli taking the bait, Fu Nina smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Seeing that the suspect confessed voluntarily, the Supreme Judge Navilette announced that the trial was open.

Funina pointed out that Zhongli was freeloading, and Zhongli nodded, which was regarded as admission.

Under Navilette's judgment, Zhongli was declared guilty and imprisoned in Merlot Petersburg.

Inside Merlot Petersburg

Dadalia and Zhongli looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Wallet Master, I finally found you. There are still many good people in this world."

After Zhongli's trial, Funina couldn't help but feel relaxed and invited the next victim.

The camera slowly moved down, and a very hot girl appeared, who was also Mondstadt's strongest combat power, the daughter of the witch Alice - Keli.

After two and a half years of training, Keli is now a good and polite child. When she saw the two people on the stage, she said in a sweet voice: "Hello, brother and sister, is this a pigeon here?"

Funina was still immersed in Keli's voice at the moment and did not hear Keli's question.

Keli said again: "Transform into a dove!"

Villette looked at Keli in the audience, shook his head and said: "I have never heard of transformed pigeons, but in terms of pronunciation, there is a place in Xumi whose name is very similar to transformed pigeons, called Huachengguo."

"Transform into Guo, transform into pigeon, what?" Ms. Funina touched the back of her head and almost lost her mind, even though her IQ was not high to begin with.

"Keli can't figure it out, uh, uh, it should be transformed into a dove."

In order to be on the safe side, Navilette decided that it would be better to send someone to Huachengguo to inquire first. .

Funina interrupted Navilette's speech and told her that she had a way.

"Oh? What bad idea did Ms. Funina think of again?" Villette was a little curious.

Funina said confidently: "It turns into a pigeon and it turns into a city. Why don't we just let the Xumi people change the city into a pigeon?"

"As expected of Ms. Funina, but what if the other party doesn't agree?"

"What do you say?"

Soon Funina invited Sumeru's talker, the Little Lucky Grass King Nasida!

Funina pointed at the little grass god and said: "Transform into a dove!"

Nasida retorted: "Hua Cheng Guo!"

Navilette stood up and declared Nasida guilty!

Imprisoned Nacida in Merlot Petersburg, forcing Nacida to change the name of Huachengguo to Huachengge.

Screen turn

Keli came to the transformed pigeon, and the trainee ranger Kelai warmly welcomed her: "Hello, I am the trainee ranger Kelai, welcome to the transformed pigeon!"

"Okay, it's transformed into a dove!" Keli jumped up excitedly.

...

In Momang Palace, Funina said proudly: "As expected of me, I have accomplished another good thing. Mr. Supreme Judge, the silent man over there, it seems that my ability is no worse than yours, so this Isn’t it time for you to do this for me for a few days?”

at this time

A familiar voice came over. She had a pair of fox ears on her head and a red tail behind her. Her clothes were very similar to Liyue's. Yes, she was Miss Tingyun voiced by Jiang Li.

"Excuse me for interrupting."

Villette looked at the fox girl in the audience and asked, "Madam, do you need any help?"

"The little girl can't remember clearly. The little girl only remembers that she was walking on the road and suddenly lost consciousness. When she woke up, she was here."

"Do you remember your name?"

"Can not remember."

"From where."

"I don't remember either."

When Villette saw that the fox girl was confused, she couldn't help but sigh: "It seems that things are a bit tricky. Please don't worry, lady. We will arrange manpower to slowly help you retrieve your memory."

"Wait a minute! Why do I feel that your voice sounds familiar the more I listen to it?" Funina interrupted the spell again.

The fox girl was a little curious. Could it be that this person knew her?

"I remembered, I know where your home is!"

"Really? Where?"

The next second, Zingyun was teleported to Inazuma Kamisato's house

Kamisato Ayaka looked at the sudden appearance of the fox girl and stammered: "Hello...how are you?"

...

Villette shook the wine glass in his hand, looked at the travelers in the audience, and said: "I think you should understand now why I am the supreme judge of Fontaine and not Ms. Fonina, right? "

The traveler and Paimon looked at each other and shook their heads. If Funina, a fun-loving person, served as the supreme judge, the whole Fontaine would be in chaos.

【Ding! The show is over! 】

[Funina: Villette, I successfully judged two gods! Praise me now]

[Navilet:…]

[Wendy: After escaping, I saw the old man and the little grass god, and I thought one of them was me]

[Shadow: So it’s time for this person to do it for me for a few days. Why does this sentence sound so familiar? Don’t you think so, Son of God? 】

[Yae Shenzi: Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right]

[Xiang Ling: Miss Tingyun is obviously from Liyue, why are you sending her to Dao Wife? Shouldn't it be me and Guo Ba who want to see her? 】

[Keqing: The clothes are all Liyue’s style, I’m filing a complaint]

[Kelly: Okay! Transform into a dove! 】

[Nacida: Why don't we go to Fontaine to sit down? Take a look at the Fontaine Water Dragon King mentioned by travelers, and take a look at the Water God Fukalos]

[Zhongli: Based on universal rationality, I think it’s okay]

[Wendy: Do you have any wine? I'll go if you have one]

[Shadow: I, I will go by myself, and Shenzi will stay and help me take care of Rice Wife]

[Yae Shenzi: Just now, I called her Xiaotiantian, but now I have left her behind, a woman who talks a lot but doesn’t mean what she means]

[Funina: Hey, hey, why are you just looking at me by the way? I am the Water God]

[Paimon: If you don’t want everyone to know what happened between you and your servant, you’d better say less]

[Linny: Father! I'm curious about what will happen between my father and Lord Water God? 】

[Amber: Father? Aren't the servants women? Transgendered? 】

[Linny: We were adopted by our father when we were young, and she is our father in our hearts]

[Hutao: Zhongli, go to Fontaine to save the wallet! 】

[Hutao: Go rescue our honorary Liyue people]

[Kaia: The duty of a judge is to help everyone who encounters difficulties fairly. Mr. Zhongli has no money to spend. Doesn’t this mean he is in trouble? Shouldn't the Inquisitor help? 】

[Yan Fei: The words are rough but the reasoning is rough. I can only say that there are loopholes in Fengdan’s law]

[Yan Fei: As an honorable Liyue native, the young master encounters an accident in Fengdan. As a legal expert in Liyue, I will help you]

[Kaiya: It’s a good thing you didn’t mention it. The rich people will get angry when they encounter the words “honorable Liyue people]”

[Hutao: Zhongli is right about one thing, he is really good at freeloading]

[Paimon: In Merlo Petersburg, Mora has lost its role, and the currency in circulation is charter coupons]

[Ningguang: Is it a currency independent of Mora? 】

[Xiaogong: I would like to ask why Keli was not tried? 】

[Alice: Then I have to go talk to them. Besides, my Keli is still young. Even if she commits something, you can’t judge her]

[Alice: Although I can’t defeat the Water Dragon King, I can pollute your Water God with forbidden knowledge]

[Paimon: The more you lock up Keli, the more powerful she will be able to make bombs. The confinement room was blown up last time, and Captain Qin also received some injuries]

[Keli: That was caused by the delay in Bengbeng. It was not Keli’s fault. Before Keli could set the explosion time, it was confiscated by Captain Qin]

[Xiao Gong: I can imagine that if Lord Water God serves as the supreme judge, Fontaine's diplomatic evaluation will be even lower than that of Fools]