Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Who is the winner of the Inazuma Summoning King Competition? 】

【A. Eightfold Divine Son】

【B. Coral Palace Heart Sea】

[System Tips: You only have one chance to choose, there is no such thing as wool harvesting]

[Keli: Keli wants to choose Coral Palace sister]

[Kuruta: I also think it’s Miss Xinhai, after all, she is the military advisor of Kaiji Island]

[Keqing: Seconded]

[Seno: I think the answer is the first one]

[Tinari: Oh? why? Forget it, you better stop talking]

[Seno: As we all know, the Eightfold Divine Son is a fox, the heart sea of ​​the Coral Palace is a fish, and the fox eats fish, so the fox wins]

[Miko Yae: I agree with this]

[Tinari: I shouldn’t have asked, wouldn’t it be better to just plug your mouth?]

[Paimon: That Seno, Xin Hai is a human being, not a monster]

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Yes, I am human]

[Seno: Goro is a monster, why isn’t Miss Coral Palace? 】

[Ying: I also choose Xinhai. Shenzi can tell at a glance that he is no match for Xinhai]

[Miko Yae: Oh? Let us wait and see, I choose myself@system, will I lose to a fish? 】

[Keli: Aunt Yae, you made the wrong choice. Keli just did a divination and it turned out to be Sister Xinhai]

[Mona: Keli, you actually learned divination? 】

[Keli: Is it difficult? Mom only taught Keli once, and Keli understood it]

[Mona: Master said I am the genius who learned astrology the fastest. She has never seen anyone faster than me.]

[Paimon: Is it possible that Alice has known it a long time ago, but she never said she could do divination? 】

[Albedo: Ms. Alice is a nearly omnipotent witch. She is also a good friend of my mother and is also involved in alchemy]

[System: Dan Fox, congratulations on your wrong answer]

[The punishment is being handed out. Yae Kamiko will be punished for appearing in the form of a fox for the whole year this year, and it comes with an easy-to-lick buff. The hair on the whole body feels comfortable and sensitive to MAX]

[Paimon: This is okay! Come on, come on, let’s go to Dao Wife! Paimon couldn't help but want to pet the fox]

[Keli (Star Eyes): Can Uncle Tevalin take Keli to Dao Wife? 】

[Tvarin: I'm not in Mondstadt recently, you go find Barbatos]

[Wendy: Hey, Tevalin, how could you do this? Can you bear to see little Keli so sad? 】

[Tvarin: What does it have to do with me? You can take her there yourself, and we will be friends for the rest of time]

[Miko Yae: Hey, don’t you all ask me for my personal opinion? I haven't agreed yet! 】

[Paimon: Revenge if you have a grudge, and lick the fox if you don’t have a grudge]

[Miko Yae: Aha (panting), what are you going to do, Kage? That’s not allowed in that place, ah mea belt]

[Shadow: Well, I have to say that the hand feeling is indeed much better than before, and the taste is better than before]

[Xiang Ling: Taste? Could it be that Lord Thunder God ate Yae Gongji? 】

[Ying: I suggest Ying pull Shenzi out for a walk]

[Goro: Lord Coral Palace, I would like to take leave to go to Narukami Island]

[Miko Yae: Kage, if you dare to pull me out, we sisters will have nothing to do, haha]

[Xiao Gong: I really want to touch it too]

[Alice: Does it feel as comfortable as possible? I’ll look for my portal and see if I can directly locate it in Isshin Pure Land]

【Ding! Incidental punishment is being issued to punish the people of Inazuma... Let me think about it, the GPU is burned]

[Miko Yae: I actually lost to that woman! How is this possible? 】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Miss Linglong Youdoufu, only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you be victorious in a hundred battles. I still know something about you]

[Miko Yae: Miss Deep Sea Flounder, how about we try it this time next year? Alice, why are you here? 】

[Keli: Mom, open the door and take Keli with you! 】

[Ying: Little fox, we are here too]

[Yatae Shenzi: Oh my god! 】

[Ying: One library, one library! 】

...

"Dear audience friends! Welcome to the finals of the [Summon King Grand Prix]! In this match, Yae Kamiko, the palace priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine, will face off against the miko Coramiya Shinkai, the living god of Kaiji Island!"

Coral Palace Xinhai and Yae Shenzi stared at each other, and the scene was full of excitement. It is worth mentioning that Xinhai was half a head shorter than Yae Shenzi.

Host: "I announce that now, the game officially begins! Both sides throw first!"

Yaegamiko looked down at the inner sea and joked: "I arrived so late, I thought I got lost while walking on the bottom of the sea, Miss [Deep Sea Tongue Flounder]. It's not easy to come to the shore. Do you want me to take the first step?" Can I give you the opportunity?"

"That's not necessary. I heard that [Linglong Oil Tofu] coldes quickly. If it is not served while it is still hot, it may become cold and greasy." Coral Palace Xinhai replied.

...

The two sides were going back and forth, and the game was extremely anxious...

"The winner of the final is——"

Everyone in the audience gritted their teeth and stared at the two people on the stage.

"The human god miko Coral Palace Shinkai appears on Kaiji Island!" The host of the competition announced the winner of the competition.

"Win, win, Xinhai wins!" Paimeng clapped excitedly, and at the same time he was happy that Xinhai could win.

"Wow...that fox demon actually...made the hair on my tail stand up." Qi Liangliang patted his chest.

Coral Palace Xinhai slowly walked down from the competition stage.

"Guys, I've been waiting for a long time."

Traveler: "Congratulations, great job!"

Coral Palace Xinhai smiled slightly and thanked the traveler for the compliment.

"Xinhai! I was really worried about you just now! Shenzi was too cunning. She pretended to be at her wits' end and asked Xinhai to deal with one of her cards. In the end, she actually used two cards in a row to play with this premise. Hand! It almost turned the tables!" Paimon was talking to himself, completely unaware that Yae Shenzi had quietly come behind her.

"Oh, it's so lively here. What interesting things are they saying behind my back?"

The sudden voice startled Paimon, and he quickly said: "I-I'm not, I didn't say anything! I said it's a pity that you lost, Son of God!"

But Yae Shenzi didn't care. It was just a small competition. If you lose, you lose. You don't know who will win next time?

"How's it going? Miss [Deep Sea Tongue Flounder], do you want another round?"

Coral Palace Xinhai: "If Miss [Linglong Oil Tofu] is interested, I am willing to accompany you. But there is still a puzzle waiting for me to answer on the traveler's side."

"Really? Then I won't disturb you. I just went to play with Wulang. I haven't seen those fluffy ears for a long time."

[Goro: This hateful woman! 】

[Seno: Do ​​you know why Goro and Yae Shenzi always meet? 】

[Paimon: Please stop talking, it’s really embarrassing]

[Ying: Tinari, cover his mouth! 】

[Seno: Because of Wuba City]

[Xiaogong: I can’t stand it anymore! 】

[Lisa: Junior brother, you only need to tell this kind of joke once. Besides, senior sister will be unhappy]

[Amber: Stop telling bad jokes, Mr. Saino]

[Tinari: Xumi is going to be completely famous]

[Miko Yae: I have customized a set of women's clothing for Goro. Next year I will go to Kaiji Island to put it on for him.]

[Goro: If you come out today, I will wear it! 】

[Paimon: Goro finally stood up! Come on, this is the first part to defeat the Son of God】

[Yae Shenzi: Kogoro, I have remembered this enemy! 】

...

Shenzi left to catch Goro...

"Miss Qi Liangliang, you have been delivering goods between countries these days, right?" Xinhai asked.

Qi Liangliang nodded, but what does this have to do with the [Clues] of the [Phantom Thief]?

Charlotte exclaimed: "The strange thing is that Miss Qi Liangliang's footprints coincide with the [Phantom Thief] we have been pursuing."

Xinhai: "Yes, the key point is here."

"Could it be that...Qi Liangliang is the [Phantom Thief]?" Paimeng said in disbelief.

Qi Liangliang: "You can't talk nonsense! I'm just an ordinary courier. You can't wrongly accuse good people, no... you can't wrongly accuse good monsters!"

Seeing Qi Liangliang and Paimeng's anxious expressions, Xinhai motioned for them to quiet down and listen to his analysis one by one.

"Miss Qi Liangliang, among the express delivery received these days, are there multiple goods from the same sender or sent to the same place?" Xinhai asked.

Qi Liangliang thought for a moment and said: "The sender and instructor are different, but there is indeed a courier with the same delivery address in each region."

Paimon anxiously asked where the delivery address was.

Due to professional ethics, Qi Liangliang could not tell the specific news. He could only tell everyone that it was in Xumi.

"Are these goods very light, only about the size of an envelope at most?" Xinhai asked.

Qi Liangliang looked at Xinhai in surprise, how did she know? Or is she the kind of big monster who has prophetic dreams? I heard it before when I was sleeping on my grandma’s lap...

"Haha, I'm just a goddess and miko from Kaiji Island. I usually like to read novels and military books."

Xinhai told everyone present everything he thought about.

After a while, Xinhai looked at the traveler and asked, "How was it? Traveler, after listening to this, did you think of the same answer as me?"

The traveler thought for a while and said: "The goods in Qi Liangliang's hands are the [Treasure Chest Card Back]!"

Xinhai recognized the traveler's answer, which was a perfect answer.

"Huh? It turns out that after chasing for a long time, the card backs collected by [Phantom Thief] have been right under our noses."

[Charlotte: This is wrong, the time doesn’t match up. Qi Liangliang first took the goods in Mondstadt, and then we met the Phantom Thief]

[Wisdom Paimon: I understand, there must be more than one of them! They belong to a gang and commit crimes! 】

[Ying: You said everything I wanted to say and made me very embarrassed! 】

[Wisdom Paimon: The person chasing now should be a member of the Phantom Thieves. The others may have collected the card backs first and sent them out]

[Seno: I didn’t expect that this kind of thing would happen in Xumi! I must bring them to justice! 】

[Kaia: It is indeed a wise Paimon. It is indeed more powerful than Paimon. It is recommended to keep this form forever]

[Paimon: Wisdom Paimon is also Paimon! Paimon is not stupid at all]

[Yomiya: I would like to ask, why doesn’t the person I’m chasing now use the services of Komagaya? 】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: I think I was probably too slow and missed the best appointment time]

[Alice: Be comfortable, little fox, have a good rest, I will come see you next time]

[Miko Yae: It’s over, I’m completely broken]

[Ying: It can still be used while it’s hot]

[Keqing: Traveler, what kind of words are you talking about? 】

[Ying: Ah Qing, are you thinking wrongly? I mean, even though she has been played with by Alice, her hair is still very smooth, so it doesn’t affect the feel]

[Xingqiu: Traveler, you are trying to force your defense! 】

[Keli: Mom, why don’t you take Keli with you! 】

[Alice: I'm sorry, baby, it's all because the little fox's hand feels so good, I just forget about it after I do it, let's do it next time]

[Wendy: I ​​brought Kelly to Rice Wife]

[Kujo Sora: Come, all the Eyes of the Water Elemental God have gathered together. The Heavenly Leader must prevent Keli from meeting Xiao Gong, and the rest will lock up Xiao Gong]

[Xiaogong: What does it have to do with me? I am just a fireworks maker, I am wronged! 】

[Kujo Sora: Do you think Alice’s daughter won’t come to you? For the safety of Dao Wife, I will naturally let you out when she leaves Dao Wife]

[Paimon: How afraid is Sanluo of Alice?]

[Ying: Are you afraid that you have forgotten that Alice injured nine wings? 】

[Paimon: Inside the Soudi Temple! 】

....

"After all, from your description, he only committed one [stealing], and it was seen by others. After that, he always used [trading] and betting to obtain card backs. I guess this person is actually not good at stealing. It should have been The commission fee paid to [Komaga House] was also used by him as transaction funds." Xinhai analyzed.

Charlotte: "Then there's a new problem here. Why don't the others carry their cards on their backs and go back to Sumeru by themselves? Unless... they have a reason to stay there..."

Xinhai nodded, this was also a question that had puzzled him for a long time, "What is the purpose of the Phantom Thieves? What kind of secret is hidden behind this deck? I'm afraid... you can only know it if you see the back of the deck in person, right?" …”

Everyone turned their attention to Qi Liangliang. Qi Liangliang, who was still in a daze, suddenly felt full of malice. When he looked up, everyone was looking at him.

"You...what are you doing? Don't look at me like this. I will never open a transfer package! This...if the company finds out about this, I will be fired! I don't want to go back to Daozuma's barren mountains. What kind of monster are you doing!" Qi Liangliang sternly rejected everyone's request. He was a monster with professional ethics, and he would never do it by opening the customer's express delivery.

Xinhai said gently: "Of course we don't mean to embarrass Miss Qi Liangliang. Now that things have reached this point...well, why don't we just let everyone accompany Miss Qi Liangliang to Xumi?"

Paimon also repeatedly promised that he would never ask for any unnecessary information, and at the same time, this was to protect Qi Liangliang.

The traveler said that I am very good at fighting!

[Qi Liangliang: Don’t underestimate me, I’m also very good at fighting. I haven’t lost a single package since I joined the company. Those guys who saw me as a bully and came to grab things were all beaten away by me]

[Paimon: You are a monster and you have the Eye of God. It is normal for them not to be able to defeat you, but it is abnormal for them to win.]

[Xiao Gong: Why do travelers always emphasize that they are good at fighting? 】

[Kaia: Judging from the video, the traveler was beaten by the lady, beaten by Osel, knocked unconscious by the thunder general, and knocked away by the skirmishers]

[Ying: Kaiya, you’d better sleep with your eyes open tonight]

[Beidou: What if someone intercepts the express delivery halfway? 】

[Qi Liangliang: If I were the one delivering, if I threw away the customer's express delivery, I would definitely be reported, then fined, and finally fired. I just transformed and don't want to go back yet]

[Treasure Thief Group: Miss Qi Liangliang, you don’t want your express delivery to be intercepted. Come to Baling Island tonight, I’ll wait for you here]

[Kaia: Why does this sound like what a traveler said? 】

[Ying: I won't be so vulgar, I usually just talk, I am a lover! 】