Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Start playing "Feeling N Classic"]

On this day, in order to beat his brother, our little N cheated Mi into earning 328 with full expectation.

After winning the gold, Xiao N controlled Kamisato Ayaka to the club's executive headquarters. In order to successfully draw his brother, Xiao N specially chose a Feng Shui treasure place.

"If he doesn't come again, he won't be allowed to enter this house. Box box box box box, if he doesn't come again, don't let him enter this house. Do you want to be reunited? Do you want to be reunited?"

After receiving the itinerary, Xiao N opened the prayer interface. This time, Ayato Kamisato was up, accompanied by Xiangling, Yun Jin and Sugar.

Little N rubbed his hands and said while drawing cards: "You only feel sorry for geigei. Do you feel sorry for me? Doesn't anyone feel sorry for me?"

On the screen, a meteor fell from the sky, and then turned into purple and nine blue. Seeing that he didn't get what he wanted, Xiao N chose to draw alone like a puppet. As the saying goes, Xuan can't save wrong, and krypton can't change his fate.

Little N also hoped to win a miracle. Unfortunately, her luck was really bad. This made Little N so angry that she picked up the milk tea on the table and took a sip.

"No. I took a sip of milk tea unconsciously. It's over. It's all milk tea's fault. Milk tea, go away. I'm so angry." Little N complained.

(Milk Tea: I should die on the production line)

"Do you know why I don't want ten companies? I just want to leave some rough stones for my... to buy physical strength!"

"You shouldn't be drinking this milk tea. Alas, I have an ominous premonition."

After a long period of failure in single draw, Xiao N decided that the long-term pain would be better than the short-term pain. He fired ten times in a row and didn't see what he wanted. Xiao N sighed.

"This day is over, see you again or not! There is no longer you in this family, there is no place for you in this family! Ahhhh! There is no place for you in this family! Don't come here again." Little N was furious and incompetent, Cursing, he left the club.

Little N opened his hands and tried his skills, playing the role of Ayato Kamisato. Looking at Ayato's figure that looked like his brother, Little N sighed with emotion: "It's still quite handsome! I have a hunch that I might still smoke. You Why are you so handsome?"

"He's really handsome, I still want him! Damn, he's still so handsome. It doesn't matter if he's not good-looking, he's really good-looking. This brother, I still want him."

"Come if you want. Can't you feel my desire for you? Can't you feel my desire for you to come to my home?"

Looking at his brother's handsome face, Xiao N couldn't help but spend a 648, and the newly paid salary was recycled again.

After recharging the 648 package, Xiao N used his hands and withdrew money ten times in a row under the witness of tens of thousands of viewers.

As the saying goes, draw cards without skipping, Diluc from Mondstadt, and as expected, Diluc from Mondstadt came as requested.

Little N looked at Diluc on the screen and said expressionlessly: "You know, when I was about to withdraw the gold, I was thinking, hey, after waiting for so long, I can withdraw the gold for someone else, hey. ~ Diluc, he seems to have a little more balance in his heart, box box box box box."

【Ding! Playing finished]

[Kamizato Ayaka: I, I...]

[Ying: It’s over, Ayaka is stunned and speechless]

[Xiang Ling: What is this! 】

[Paimon: I can understand your mood, Ayaka, I don’t even dare to go out to meet people now]

[Kaia: Miss Yaegamiko, please start your performance]

[Miko Yae: Poor little N, because he couldn’t draw his brother by drawing the card, he was so angry that he collapsed inside, crying and fussing, oooh, oh, how pitiful]

[Wendy: I ​​will give you a summary of a metaphysical draw card: grinding and chirping, you will definitely get seven or seven; gather the materials first, Liyue Thunder God; Xinghui comes to the rescue, the leader of the knights; metaphysics changes life, Mona has full life; gold comes out Don’t skip, Monddiluc; when calculating the small guarantee, Tinari will definitely come out; when the big guarantee is added, Dishiya will definitely come out]

[Paimon: How many times did you make mistakes as a singer before you came up with this thing? That’s not right. Where did you get the money? 】

[Wendy: I ​​spent all my money from singing and singing to draw cards]

[Kaia: Children in front of the screen, stay away from gambling and start with Wendy]

[Kamizato Ayaka: But brother, I did drink a little too much milk tea during this period. Brother, for your health, I'm rude! 】

[Kamizato Ayato: No, no, no no]

[Kamizato Ayaka: Toma, help me hold him]

[Toma: I'm sorry, Master, I was also forced to do so]

[Keqing: I am really not Liyue Thunder God! 】

[Qiqi: Momochiji...Qiqi...is a zombie...can't help...act...normally]

[Ying: After hearing Qiqi’s words, I suddenly had the idea of ​​beating Wendy]

[Hutao: That’s right, I like Qiqi the most]

[Qiqi: Qiqi... doesn't like... Hutao]

[Master: It’s over, it’s over, now it’s my turn, am I going to die too?]

[Kaia: The person who suggested publishing an issue of Traveler cannot let her be so arrogant]

[Yomiya: The phrase "I am Ayaka Kamisato's dog" in the traveler's CV is still fresh in my memory. This can be called forbidden knowledge.]

[Nasida: I think it’s quite interesting. This is much more interesting than dealing with a bunch of documents in Jingshan Palace]

[Paimon: Why do I have a feeling, Nasita, you have become just like the singer, you have started to fish, but you are the most diligent among the seven gods]

[Nacida: Gods also need a good rest]

[Kaia: Has Barbatos syndrome spread to Sumeru?]

[Wendy: Hey! 】

【Ding! Next play "The Young Master's Bible Chef"]

In the video

A man wearing a black cotton-padded jacket was lying on the ground crying, and his roommate was speaking beautiful Liyue dialect.

With the support of his roommate, the man burst into tears and broke down and said: "I worked so hard to give the young master two Rua water jackets, memory jackets, and for a head injury, I stayed until two o'clock in the middle of the night!!! I Pork Festival, I didn’t draw my card when I was dealt! I didn’t even touch Coral Palace Heart Sea! Young Master!”

"Son! My drinking glass has been spilled, and my chemistry homework has been soaked!

【If you don’t love me, give me back my heart】

[You exchange your youth for love, what else is left in me]

[If you still love me, don’t say anything, just run with me and don’t think too much]

[Infatuation is not a sin, forgetfulness is not free and easy, what are the consequences of thinking about you heartbreakingly]

[Why do you think it’s all my fault? You think love is too beautiful and the reality is too tempting]

【Ding! End of play]

[Hutao: He really loves the young master, I cry to death]

[Ke Qing: I really didn’t expect Young Master to be so popular. Among fools, he is probably the most popular one.]

[Paimon: What is Pork Festival? Is it a festival dedicated to eating pork? 】

[Xiang Ling: That’s the Moon-by-Moon Festival]

[Ying: His roommate is still speaking beautiful Liyue dialect]

[Kaia: It seems that Miss Coral Palace of Kaiji Island is not as charming as the young master]

[Yae Shenzi: Oh, this sentence reminds me of a sentence in the second creation of Xiangling teaching Ying to cook, "The people in Qiuqiu are more lustful than you"

[Xiang Ling:...]

[Ying: Xiang Ling is the kind who wears less but is not sexy, and Gan Yu is the pure lust type. Now I really want to see the human form of Zhenjun Liu Yun Jiefeng, he must be super sexy! 】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng: Presumptuous! 】

[Kaia: Each of the three major Bibles is not simple, but my favorites are "Rhapsody of the Heart" and "Thor Bible"]

[Miko Yae: I don’t like it! 】

[Paimon: My poor god, because my gods and my heart are getting better, I can only sit alone in the corner and bless them. I am so angry that I collapse inside, crying and fussing, oooh, oh, so pitiful]

[Alice: That’s so well said! 】

[Miko Yae: I brought the entire Narukami Taisha Shrine to play with you, but you thought I was nothing, and you actually went to pickle a fish. I will beat her back now and make fish head soup! @film】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Miss Linglong Youdoufu, I am a human! She is the living goddess of Kaiji Island]

[Paimon: Is this going to be a war again? 】

[Keli: Why did Aunt Yae and Sister Xinhai suddenly quarrel? Can you please stop quarreling? 】

[Goro: I will always protect Lord Coral Palace! 】

[Alice: Don’t worry, based on my understanding of the little foxes, they can’t fight]

[Keli: Keli almost activated Dongfeng Bengbeng]

[Qin:? ? ? 】

[Lisa:? ? ? 】

[Amber: Xiao Keli, what do you want to do? 】

[Keli: This is the latest bouncing that mom taught Keli. Mom said that this bouncing can be launched from the confinement room to Inazuma, and then it can also transform! 】

[Paimon: Even if someone tells me one day, I won’t be surprised if Mondstadt is in ruins]

【Ding! Next, play the latest second creation video "Four Gods Allied Forces Conquer Fontaine" (ps: This is just a second creation, don't bring it into reality, China is not warlike)]

[Funina:? ? ? 】

[Kaia: Good guy, Demon God War, right?]

[Ying: Mondstadt only needs to dispatch General Keli! Liyue only needs to dispatch Qunyu Pavilion! 】

[Linny: It shouldn’t be the case, we at Fontaine will not bear this responsibility]

[Keli: The hell cannon is jumping! The east wind is jumping! The ground is bouncing into the air, the sky is bouncing, uranium-235 is bouncing... Get ready! 】

[Qin: Kelly, please hand over all those things, I can leave you some for frying fish]

[Paimon: There are hundreds of different styles of bouncing bombs, which can probably blow up Mondstad hundreds of times]

[Keli: Except for the first 3, Keli can’t do the following ones]

[Funina: What did I do wrong? First of all, I didn't mess with any of you! 】

[Ying: I don’t know why I suddenly got on fire! Zhongli, let’s continue fighting! 】

[Young Master: I don’t know why, but I always feel that I am the trigger for Liyue’s campaign against Fengdan]

[Ms.: Haha, you really think highly of yourself, Dadalia]

[Kujo Sora: Countries in Teyvat Continent are currently communicating with each other, so there should be no war]

[Kaia: Let’s start quickly! I can't wait any longer]

[Paimon: The Kanria gene in Kaia’s body is ignited]

【Ding! Start playing】

Fontaine

"As long as there is a reason, I can judge even the gods of foreign lands, let alone travelers in foreign lands! Hahaha!" Funina put her hands on her hips.

Funina wanted to spread the news of the judgment of the gods back to other countries.

Ritsuki

Zhongli put on his divine costume and summoned everyone and said: "Have you heard that the water god next door is going to judge me! Dadalia is also imprisoned. They did this today, and they dare to invade our Liyue tomorrow. We will Defeat Fontaine! Take back my wallet! Let Fukalos know how powerful we are!"

When everyone in Liyue heard this, they raised their arms and responded to Zhongli's call.

...

Mond

Wendy summons the Knights of the West Wind to give a speech at Morningside Winery.

"Since the opening of Fontaine, travelers have said that we in Mondstadt are just like the countryside, and there are still people who want to judge us! Do you know who it is?"

Captain Qin stood up and shouted: "People from Fontaine!"

"They are the people of Fontaine! They say they are nobles and that we are in a rural area. Alcohol is not sold there. I almost died of thirst when I went there."

Everyone was angry when they heard that little Fontaine almost made us all die of thirst, so we had a way to kill ourselves!

"We want to occupy that place! The technology there! From now on we don't have to work! Let us drink every day! Be farmers today and nobles tomorrow!"

Everyone in the audience responded to the call and were ready to attack Fengdan at any time!

Monde sent General Keli to plan a blitz attack on Fontaine, and Liyue sent First Fire C Hutao to lead the Qianyan Army to attack Fontaine. Hutao said that he had never done such a big business in his life.

Mond Liyue declared war on Fontaine, and Dao's wife Xumi declared war on Fontaine one after another!

Sumeru

Elhaysen stood on the podium and shouted: "Fontaine wants to judge us. Sumeru has not been afraid of Fontaine since ancient times. Today we, Sumeru, declare war on Fontaine!"

Inawa

"Do you know what travelers say about our rice wives now? They say that we are a fishing village and that the environment here is harsh. Now there is a new territory waiting for us to take it back. The general will lead us to a better tomorrow!"

"Now we want to form an alliance with Meng De Liyue Sumeru. We can't stand Fontaine's ridicule to us. We directly launch an attack to let them know that we Dao Wife people are not freeloaders! The spirit of Bushido of our Dao Wife people is not empty. of."

"If we want a better life, Fengdan is our first step, let them know who is powerful! Judge us for the consequences, judge us for the eternal destruction. To succeed, we must first go crazy. Today, Dao's wife officially asks Fengdan Dan declares war!" Kamisato Ayato announced his famous plan to attack Fontaine.

The Four-Nation Alliance was formally established.

Albedo, a failed art student, walked up to the podium and said: "I was admitted to the Art Academy in Fontaine. They said I was not good at painting. The people of Mondstadt recognize my art. Here I declare war on Fontaine!"

Xiangling, Noelle, Xiaolu, and Diona looked at Albedo solemnly.

The four gods also formally signed the alliance treaty in the same year.

...

The Allied Forces of the Four Nations rushed forward desperately on the landing ship. Fontaine's artillery was no match for them. Under the gunfire of General Mondecollie, Fontaine was beaten and retreated.

Mond's surprise soldier, Kaia, shared the Kanreia technology-aircraft. The four countries built it day and night, and finally hundreds of them were built.

The Four-Nation Allied Forces aircraft flew through the sky and dropped the bombs (little girls) towards the territory of Fontaine. Countless bombs exploded in the territory of Fontaine, and all the defense lines of Fontaine collapsed.

As a major industrial country, Fontaine naturally has aircraft, and Fukalos sent hundreds of aircraft to try to regain the defense line.

Yura, the Knight of Mond's Wave, led Barbara and Xiao Gong to fight back desperately, while Scout Mika provided dangerous terrain for everyone to block the attack.

Keli declared: Hit hard, hit hard! After the fight, my bouncing here is endless!

Although the reconnaissance knight Amber is not very effective in combat, he is still heavily armed. He abandons his bow and arrows and sets up a machine gun to shoot at the enemy.

Two old partners, Senotinari, are responsible for covering the army's assault!

This day is known in history as the Shikoku Landing!

【Ding! Playing finished]

[Master: I was imprisoned by Fengdan, and Mr. Zhongli actually put on his divine costume and attacked Fengdan for me]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this is just a second creation]

[Ying: Why do I feel like I am the trigger?]

[Yatae Kamiko: Kamisato Ayato is very powerful]

[Paimon: He doesn’t have milk tea in his hand, it always feels weird]

[Kaia: Drinking milk tea? Dreaming! There is no place for him in this family! 】

[Keli: There are so many exciting things about Keli’s research! 】

[Paimon: General Koli is the most powerful warrior in Mond! 】

[Funina: I never said I wanted to judge the gods. This is a false accusation! I'm going to arrest him and put him on trial! 】

[Ying: It’s a pity that I can’t experience it myself]

[Kaia: Let me tell you a joke, Fengshen almost died of thirst when he went to Fontaine]

[Kavi: I don’t really agree that there is not one void terminal per person! 】

[Wanderer: I really hope to try it]

[Xiang Ling: I can actually go to the battlefield? I can only cook]

[Xiao Gong: Why am I so crazy in the video? 】

[Barbara: I’m just a priest! I can only treat it]

[Ying: Studying medicine cannot save Monde]

[Xingqiu: The first prize in this battle belongs to Keli]

[Kaia: Where did you put my adopted brother? 】

[Yan Fei: Conquering the demon loudly is also very powerful, okay? 】

[Ningguang: We in Liyue don’t cause trouble, but we are not afraid of it either]

[System: It’s just a video, why are you still discussing KDA? 】

[Master: Remember to take us to the east next time! 】

[Ms.: You and Morax have a deep relationship. I don’t believe you are not a mole]

[Hutao: A lot of business! Ahem, although it’s a bit immoral]

[Paimon: Barbatos delivered the famous Dawn Winery Speech]

[Kaia: It’s time to launch a surprise attack! 】

[Chongyun: Please help me, Mr. Shenjun? 】

【Ding! Next play "Duel!" Summon the top! 》】