Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

wind up

The traveler and Paimon met with the informant as agreed.

I saw a man with a yellow ponytail looking around, as if waiting for something.

Seeing this scene, the two thought he was the informant Kaiya said.

"Are you the informant recommended by Mr. Kaia?" Paimon asked.

The yellow-haired man heard this and shook his head.

"But, at this appointed place, you are the only one..."

"What's the promised place? I don't know."

The yellow-haired man's attitude was very bad and he didn't take Paimon seriously at all.

Paimon said angrily, "Wow, what an annoying attitude!"

Ying: "True knowledge comes from wine."

The man also changed his face when he heard the traveler say the secret code.

Paimon was shocked when he saw this. Does this form of process have any meaning? "

Ning Lu: "Is there anything you want to ask?"

The traveler and Paimon began questioning Nimro...

Ning Lu thought about it carefully and felt that it was probably not the work of the treasure stealing group.

The treasure thief group has been able to build a foundation that spans many countries because they always follow one of the most fundamental principles.

Seeking wealth while taking risks is all lies, while taking things slowly and steadily is the right path in the world.

[Paimon: The treasure stealing group actually has principles? 】

[Ying: Stealing steadily? 】

[Kaia: Hahahaha]

[Treasure Thief Group: This is also a principle. Besides, there are immortals guarding you during the Liyue Sea Lantern Festival. We are not stupid, and it will definitely not be our fault.]

[Paimon: In other words, you can take action as soon as the Lantern Festival is over? 】

[Ying: Hurry and hand over my new clothes]

[Treasure Thief Group: Clothes? We don’t have this habit]

[Ying: It’s that Alicia’s dress! 】

[Xingqiu: What do you want that for? 】

[Ying: Of course I wear it]

[Kaia: With all due respect, that dress really doesn’t suit you]

[Kaia: You are not as tall as her]

[Ying: Where is my knife? 】

[Paimon: I'll get it]

[Xiaogong: Let me out! I am innocent】

[Kamizato Ayaka: Xiaomiya, are you really locked up? 】

[Kujo Sora: This is to maintain the stability of Inazuma]

[Alice: Are your wings still hurting now? 】

[Kujo Sura:...]

[Miko Yae: This woman is not popular anywhere, and now she is followed by a daughter who is not inferior to her]

[Keli (acting cute): Aunt Gongsi, Keli wants to meet you]

[Miko Yae: I am in a place where you will never find me]

[Alice: Isn’t it just on Haiji Island? Do you really think I don’t know? 】

[Yatae Shenzi:? ? ? 】

[Shadow: Son of God, I have wronged you during this time]

[Alice: Baby, let’s go]

[Kelly: Okay! Let’s go fry fish]

[Ying: Rice Wife is in danger! 】

...

"The treasure stealing group in Liyue recently received an anonymous letter."

"Is there someone planning to frame the treasure stealing group?" Paimeng asked as he touched his head.

"That's unknown. But I can tell you which branch of the treasure thief group has this letter."

As he spoke, he took out a map and started drawing circles on it.

"Okay, I've marked it on the map for you."

The traveler and Paimon took the map and said thank you.

"Then, if there is nothing else, I will go back and continue stealing... I mean, go back and monitor the treasure stealing group."

[Boss of the Treasure Thief Group: No wonder our operations in Mondstadt always fail. It turns out you are the mole]

[Paimon: Mond’s action? 】

[Ning Lu: It’s all because they gave too much, it’s only human nature]

[Ning Lu: Boss, I am also doing this for your own good. You really can’t steal that Bengbeng]

[Boss of the treasure-stealing group: You fart! 】

[Kaia: Just let him steal it. I probably won’t make such a stupid mistake in the next life]

[Keli: You can’t steal Bengbeng. If something happens, Keli will be put in solitary confinement again]

[Paimon: This is not a matter of confinement or not, I guess I can’t even find ashes]

[Keli: Such a soft tail, so comfortable, hehe]

[Yatae Shenzi: Damn it! 】

[Alice: Don’t move, let me take a photo]

[Yatae Shenzi: Shadow, save me! 】

[Shadow: This three-color dumpling is really good, huh]

[Kaia: Hahaha, the God of Thunder said he couldn’t hear it]

[Zao You: Can you send a copy to Zao You privately, so that no one will catch Zao You next time]

[Goro: Ms. Alice, please]

[Paimon: The image of the Son of God has completely collapsed. My poor Son of God, because of the humiliating photos taken by Ms. Alice, he was so angry that he collapsed inside, crying and fussing, oooh, oh, so pitiful]

[Yatae Shenzi: This hatred... ah! …I got it】

[Ying: The Son of God won’t be spoiled, right? 】

[Shadow: Ms. Alice, please don’t go too far]

[Alice: I understand, I must give the God of Thunder’s face]

[Alice: Little fox, open your mouth and taste the wine I brought back from another world]

[Keli: Mom, this aunt seems to have fainted. Are we in trouble? Are we going to be detained?]

[Xingqiu: Shocked! Narukami Taisha Company was actually fooled! 】

[Qin: It’s over, Keli will become more and more difficult to control in the future]

[Albedo: Aunt Alice, don’t lead Kelly astray]

[Alice: Don’t worry, I’m measured]

[Paimon: "Proportion"]

...

The traveler and Paimon followed the markings on the map and came to the Treasure Thieves branch.

"Friend, you are in the wrong place. Wherever you want to go, go there."

"Isn't that Liyue Port?"

"Of course we're going to Liyue Port, because there's nothing here."

"Want to eat, drink and stay? Then you can go to Wangshu Inn over there. The price is fair, the attitude is first-class, and the scenery is great."

The travelers were not going to talk nonsense to them, "We want to see that anonymous letter."

"Why do you know this?"

Paimon stammered: "Yes, the immortal from Liyue told us!"

"What you said is too false."

"Yes, I entrusted them to investigate."

At this time, the mandrill's voice came from far away.

Mandrill walked up to the two of them and asked, "Do you have any questions now?"

Everyone was shocked when they saw Mandrill appear.

"Are you a hair care yaksha?"

Paimon: "When you see the Immortal, why do you have this tone of wanting to start a fight?"

[Ying: You made the wrong choice! 】

[Paimon: Wow! Should I say instead that they are so courageous or that they are so stupid?]

[Kaia: There is actually someone named Belle, who is obviously a man but has a feminine name]

[Ying: What the hell, I often call Wendy’s name wrong]

[Kaia: Tell me now]

[Ying: A long time ago, I called him Wendy, and he actually agreed]

[Xingqiu: Shocked! Master Fengshen is actually a woman! 】

[Chongyun: Shocked! The goddess of wind disguised herself as a man for this reason】

[Barbara: You can’t say that about Lord Barbatos]

[Wendy: Oh, do I look like a girl? 】

[Paimon: This word is not very accurate]

[Ying: Which boy would wear white silk? 】

[Wendy: I...]

[Wendy: The old man also presented himself as a woman for a while]

[Zhongli: Old friend, it’s been a long time since we last met]

[Wendy: We just met 2 days ago]

[Zhongli: It’s okay. As the saying goes, not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns.]

[Paimon: Fight! 】

...

"Sir Hero, Brother Immortal! Show mercy!"

The originally arrogant two people were intimidated by Mandrill's force, and they knelt down to beg for mercy.

"That anonymous letter keeps talking nonsense, there is no need to be so aggressive! Just take it!"

Paimon: "What a coincidence. I've thought so for a long time. Let's take a look at the contents of the anonymous letter."

The letter says

[Greetings, fellow treasure thief gang members

I have a big plan that is feasible and profitable

This is a once in a lifetime experience. If you miss it, wait for next year.

Heartbeat or not Heartbeat or not

Meet me in the middle of the night

I will wear a mask because I’m afraid you won’t be able to recognize me fully.

I suggest you wear it too. Who knows who wears it?

I can’t mistake you, it looks cool too

What I hate the most in my life is snitching on top students.

So believe me, it’s definitely not a trap.

You all know how to dress up in disguise

Both parties are cool and will make a fortune together

See you at the agreed place]

"I see, then let these two go to the meeting."

"The person who sent the letter may have evil intentions towards the Lantern Festival, and seems to be preparing to set fire to the city."

The two nodded quickly, but when they thought about it carefully, they realized that their body shapes were too different from their own, so they expressed their concerns.

Paimon: "Don't worry, you won't be able to tell after you disguise yourself."

As soon as they thought about having immortal support, they left the matter to the travelers and Paimon.

"In that case, I've settled on it."

After saying that, Mandrill was ready to leave.

"please wait…"

"what happened?"

"Where we meet next, I hope it will be a place where we can see the Mingxiao Lantern."

Mandrill said calmly: "I don't like places where people come and go, especially during these few days every year."

"After solving this matter, you...come to Wangshu Inn."

"The Mingxiao lanterns from previous years can also be seen at Wangshu Inn."

Just when the traveler was about to say something, the mandrill disappeared in a flash.

[Xingqiu: I didn’t expect that there would be such a literary giant in the treasure stealing group. It’s a pity]

[Keqing: These treasure-thief gangs are really haunting. We just caught a batch a few days ago and they started again recently]

[Paimon: That Ninglu, do you know the whereabouts of the recent treasure stealing group? 】

[Ning Lu: Haha, who do you think I am? I will never betray the boss]

[Paimon: I will offer 2 Mora, tell me your plan]

[Ning Lu: Hey, just 2, wait a minute, 2 mola? Are you serious? 】

[Ning Lu: Grandpa, you are really good at judging people. Don’t worry, I promise to tell you everything I know.]

[Boss of the Treasure Thief Group: Damn guy, Mora sold you for 2w? 】

[Ning Lu: What do you know? Every time I move, I can only drink soup. Sometimes I can’t even drink the soup. This grandpa still knows people with a keen eye]

[Keqing: Alas, the treasure thief group has lost all its face by you]

[Kaia: This is the power of money]

[Ning Lu: Lord Keqing, please rest assured, I will report to the Liyue General Affairs Department immediately]

[The boss of the treasure stealing group: I am *****]

...

The two arrived at the designated place at the agreed time

This is a man wearing a mask walking out.

"Are you two friends from the Treasure Thieves Group? I have clearly stated in my secret message that I can also disguise myself, so I also ask you two to disguise yourself as much as you like..."

"Now this friend shows his true colors to others. He is really magnanimous. I admire him."

Paimon put his hands on his hips and said, "Humph, we are different from people like you who hide their heads and show their tails. We have never done anything bad that we dare not show up without wearing masks!"

After Paimon finished speaking, he turned around and saw the traveler wearing a mask.

"He said he wanted to disguise himself as much as he wanted, and I remember he looked quite handsome like this..."

At this time, the man also realized that the two people in front of him were not members of the treasure stealing group.

We are preparing to suppress the travelers with force, but it is a pity that a mere mortal body cannot be my opponent.

"Get rid of your machinations now!"

"I recruit, I recruit."

"If you don't want to do it, try me...hey! Can you do it so quickly?"

Paimon was also a little surprised. He didn't expect this guy to do this. He had already thought about the punishment. Damn it!

The man also began to reveal his identity.

It turns out that he is a novice thief who yearns for the reputation of the treasure thief group.

In his heart, the Treasure Thief Group is a holy place, so he wants to make a big deal and get the certificate...

Paimon was also dizzy at the moment and had no idea what he was talking about.

This is completely different from the arsonist I imagined!

"Arson, what arson?"

Paimon: "You've been hanging around where flammable materials are piled up, aren't you just trying to set fire to it?"

"You said there, I'm just stepping there."

"My plans have nothing to do with those building materials."

"I'm here to steal that huge floating stone that comes only once in twenty years!"

"My plan is to cut off some rope during the night and let it float to the sea."

"If you find a way to let it sink into the shallow bay of Yunlaihai, it will be a perfect crime!"

Paimon: "There are too many imperfections! For example, how do you sink the floating floating stone into the water?"

The man said that he was also thinking about this issue, so he never took action.

[Ying: So why did the flying Paimon fall into the water? 】

[Paimon: Ah...actually I wanted to catch a fish to eat that day, but I couldn't swim, so I fell into the lake]

[Paimon: In addition, my phantom limb is wet with water and cannot fly]

[Keqing: The explanation is so far-fetched! 】

[Ying: Paimon, you will always stay with me, right? 】

[Paimon: Of course, Paimon will accompany you until you reach the end of the journey]

[Ying: Paimon, happy birthday! 】

[Kaia: Is today Paimon’s birthday? 】

[Barbara: I didn’t expect that the honorary knight would always remember it]

[Paimon (crying): Ying, you are so kind, this is the best life Paimon has ever had]

[Ying: Let’s start cutting the cake after we find a place to stay]

[Arataki Ito: Why did I spend my birthday in a cell]

[Xiao Gong: I’m still with you, right?]

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, I’ll take them to see you]

【Ding! If someone’s birthday is detected, the system will fulfill any wish of the two people】

[Paimon: Can I wish for anything? 】

[Arataki Yidou: I want to get out of the prison where Tian Ling is enshrined]

【Ding! as you wish】

[Miko Yae: Finally gone, woo woo woo]

[Ying: Son of God, are you okay? 】

[Miko Yae: Little guy, I’m fine! 】

[Qin: Where is Ms. Alice? 】

[Miko Yae: She left with her baby daughter, and she probably won’t be back for a while]

[Kaia: Stop talking nonsense, Paimon hurry up and make a wish! 】

[Xiang Ling: I guess the wish must be delicious]

[Xingqiu: It is indeed possible]

[Paimon: I want to be with the traveler all the time. No matter how difficult it is, we will always be safe in the end]

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: I didn’t expect Paimon’s wish to be so simple]

【Ding! Detecting Paimeng’s wish, reward Paimeng with a death medal]

[Xingqiu: Gold medal for immunity from death? Is this another sign? 】

[Ying: No matter how difficult the road ahead is, I will definitely protect Paimon]

[Paimon: I will always protect travelers, and Paimon will also prepare a surprise for you on your next birthday] (Paimon’s hairpin crown, hehehe)

【Ding! End of this chapter]