Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Start playing "Three Gods Can't Make One Mora"]

In the picture

Three prairie dogs are fighting

The difference is that the prairie dog's head is replaced by Wendy and others.

Wendy: "What do you mean? Morax will be without Mora?"

Zhongli: "This is not a question of whether there is Maura or not. We agreed that you would treat me."

Ying was still trying to break up the fight, trying to push them away.

Wendy: “I said I was treating you, but I didn’t say I had to pay!”

Zhongli: "How can you treat someone without paying?"

Shadow: "Calm down, calm down! Stop fighting!"

Wendy said angrily: "Liyue is a vast land with abundant resources. Prince Yan can't even afford the food, right?"

Ying: "If you can't, go and ask the young master to pay for it, right?"

[Paimon: Is this posture a demon war? 】

[Traveler: Zhongli and Wendy started a new round of demon war over who was treating guests]

[Xiang Ling: How can you put the emperor’s head on a groundhog? This is disrespectful]

[Master: Why do you only think of me every time you pay? 】

[Paimon: Who told you to be Zhongli’s wallet]

[Xingqiu: "I said I was treating but I didn't say I was paying"]

[Traveller: It’s very similar to what Wendy said]

[Wendy: Traveler, you know me, how can I have the money to treat the old man to dinner]

[Chongyun: The God of Thunder should be ready to draw his sword at this moment]

[Paimeng: Zhongli is too lazy to bring money. Whatever the film needs, Tianling will follow it. Those who sell songs are indeed the poorest]

[Hutao: Zhongli, can you explain to me what’s going on with this bill? Didn’t you always send it to Beiguo Bank before? 】

[Rich man: I sent him back! Young Master, you used my money to raise Morax, but it was actually in your name]

[Master: Hey]

[Wendy: Please pay the copyright fee]

...

"The Free City of Mondstadt, their god just cheated and drank."

Wendy had a tough attitude, "I earned all this money with my own hard work. Who cheated me on eating and drinking? Do you, a miner, have any shame?"

"Everyone, please give me a moment. I'll go to the kitchen."

Xiangling walked past the three gods.

“Which fire slime is better, salt and pepper or garlic?”

Zhong Li continued: "I'm retired. You not only cheated me out of food and drink, but also tricked people into stealing things."

"It's even broken, who knows what happened."

Wendy: "It's better than you. Is that what you call retirement? You have to organize your own funeral. You must be crazy!"

Ying looked at the two people entangled together, sighed, and said: "The scenery of the floating world has remained the same for hundreds of thousands of years, and wear and tear is a terrible thing."

Zhongli: "What's wrong with retirement being a bit of a ritual? Barbarian! It's better than having the Heart of God ripped out at your doorstep, right?"

[Paimon: I remembered! You, a singer, tricked us into stealing the piano from the sky]

[Xiang Ling: I still have a part in the scene? 】

[Wendy: Just watch this video for fun, I don’t dare to talk to the old man like that]

[Yae Shenzi: Shadow no longer intends to care about them]

【film:……】

[Xingqiu: About Fengshen’s heart being ripped out at the doorstep of his home]

[Traveller: At first I thought Wendy couldn’t beat a lady, but I didn’t expect that she was actually letting loose]

[Chongyun: Because of the release of water by Fengshen and Dijun, the lady died in Dao Wife]

[Ms.: Shut your mouth]

[Xingqiu: Who is talking? 】

....

Shadow: "You can't beat anyone to death like this, so don't beat them on the street!"

"How about you go to the dance studio? It's so embarrassing."

Wendy: "Old antique poser!"

Zhongli: "The little liar is ignorant."

"God of death!"

"You suck!"

"Stop talking, everyone sucks!"

Zhongli and Wendy stopped fighting when they heard Ying's words.

The two men stepped forward and asked, "What were you talking about just now?"

Ying hesitated and said: "Then...then everyone is poor?"

Hearing this, Zhongli and Wendy were furious.

Wendy yelled, "What are you talking about?"

Zhongli: "Hey, Wendy, don't tell the truth."

When Ying heard Wendy call him a fat nerd, he couldn't control his anger anymore.

Originally, I just wanted to start a fight, but I didn't expect that in the end, I would be scolded as a fat nerd.

Okay, okay, you have a way to die.

"I will build you into a statue."

Under Ying's Wuxiang sword, the two of them were embedded in the statue of Thousand Hands and Hundred Eyes.

Zhongli said aggrievedly: "Wendy said, it's none of my business!"

【Ding! The three gods can't make up one Mora. End of play]

[Paimon: Wow! The shadow built Zhongli and the singer into the statue]

[Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha, the fat guy is laughing so hard at me]

[Shadow: Son of God, do you want to try it too? 】

[Paimon: But the singer is indeed right, the shadow has always stayed in the pure land, ah! Why did it thunder suddenly?]

[Traveler: Run! Shadow is angry]

[Xingqiu: Shocked! General Thunder actually did such a thing to Fengshen and Emperor]

[Kaia: Your boy will report to the Shock Department tomorrow]

[Tinari: A record of the early thunder and lightning generals imprisoning the wind gods and rock gods]

【Ding! The cannon will be played next, don’t do this to your uncle]