Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

【Ding! Please accept the punishment and perform the script "Dragon King's Son-in-law"]

[Keqing: Okay, I hope it’s not too overwhelming]

[Paimeng: In terms of universal rationality, the scripts issued by the system are very abnormal]

[Traveler: Paimon, you are imitating Zhongli again]

【Ding! Punishment begins]

Ritsuki

Qunyu Pavilion

Ning Guang sat on the main seat and patted the table angrily.

"Bastard, all the big shots in Liyue Port are coming, so you're just going to give me a Pomorah. Do you want the whole of Liyue to laugh at me?"

Gan Yu: "You shouldn't have fished this out of some smelly ditch, right?"

Zhongli: "You have eyes but no eyesight, it's just Morak..."

Before Zhongli finished speaking, Keqing walked up to Zhongli and slapped him hard.

"If you dare to call the emperor's name, this slap will strike you as blind and contemptuous of the power of heaven."

"This slap makes you disrespectful."

"This slap..."

Before Ke Qing's slap fell, Zhongli gave Ke Qing a hard blow.

"This slap breaks the relationship between father and daughter between you and me. Today I will sever all ties with you!"

Ning Guang, who was sitting in the main seat, was furious when he saw the behavior of his son-in-law in front of him.

"It's the opposite!"

Beidou and Wanye walked in from the gate, and heard Ningguang's shouts in the distance.

"Who dares to rebel? You still have the King of Rocks in charge, so who dares to rebel?"

Ning Guang looked at Beidou and said, "Beidou, my family is unfortunate."

Gan Yu: "How can we invite the Emperor? The Emperor has already been assassinated."

"On the contrary, he actually dares to despise the Tianquan Star."

Beidou still wanted to say a few words, but when he saw Zhongli standing beside him, his expression suddenly changed and he quickly walked to Zhongli.

"Greetings to the King of Rocks!"

Ningguang was stunned when he heard Beidou's words. The trash in front of him turned out to be Emperor Yan. How could this be possible?

Gan Yu: "Impossible, impossible, he can't be the Rock King!"

Beidou: "Do you understand Prince Yan, or do I understand Prince Yan?"

Zhongli said calmly: "Prepare 100 million molas to give flowers to Liyue Qixing Huangquan Road."

Keqing saw that Zhongli was still pretending to be the emperor, so she slapped him before she could.

At this time, the Demon-Conquering Great Sage Mandrill walked up to Zhongli, knelt down on one knee, held the treasure box in his hand, and said, "Your Majesty the Emperor! This is the 100 million molas that the young master has prepared for you."

Keqing saw the appearance of Mandrill and was sure that the waste in front of him was the legendary King of Rocks.

Zhong Li looked at Liyue Qixing's reaction and smiled contemptuously.

...

Daozuma Castle

Ray Movies is selling watermelons.

Ying saw the customers in front of the stall and said, "Buy a watermelon for a little fool like me."

Zhongli nodded, "Give me a watermelon."

Thunder God's Tengu general suddenly appeared and gave Zhongli a slap in the face.

Kujo Sora: "Don't you know if I can add a request?"

"Sightless, this is our general!"

Just as Zhongli was about to speak, he was slapped by Kujo Sanluo again.

Kujo Sora: "Will you tell me?"

Zhong Li looked at the two people in front of him and smiled contemptuously.

Ying looked at Zhongli's facial movements and realized that he was about to start to twist his mouth.

"Quick, he's going to start to twist his mouth. Hurry and tear his mouth apart."

After the God of Thunder gave an order, Arataki Yidou and others quickly held Zhongli down and did a cruel thing to Zhongli.

Zhongli dragged his exhausted body back to Beiguo Bank.

When the young master saw Zhongli with panda eyes, he approached him and asked what happened.

Zhongli told the young master what happened. After hearing this, the young master became furious and went to Daoji overnight to settle the score with the God of Thunder.

The young master came to Thor's stall and said, "Do you know who I am? Do you know who you have offended? My name is..."

Before the young master finished speaking, he was beaten by Arataki Yidou and others until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The young master returned to Liyue and said tremblingly: "Mr. Zhongli, Liyue is home."

【Ding! The Dragon King’s Son-in-law has finished playing]

[Keqing: I, I actually hit the emperor and slapped him twice]

[Ningguang: Emperor, forgive me, Liyue Qixing would not do such a thing]

[Traveler: When did Zhongli and Keqing become father and daughter? I still believe Hutao and Zhongli said they are father and daughter]

[Keqing: This is all a script! 】

[Zhongli: No problem]

[Traveler: Why does Thor’s braid make me feel like a village girl?]

[Miko Yae: Traveler, you are very brave! 】

[Paimon: The young master’s love for Zhongli, we can all feel it through the screen]

[Xingqiu: And the injuries were symmetrical]

[Traveler: Young Master and Zhongli are like husband and wife]

[Wendy: I ​​will organize your wedding myself]

【Ding! Skirmishers get ready and start performing "This is the Smell of Mom"]