Naruto Chat Group: Starting inventory of the top three Akatsuki organizations

[System: |???|]

[System: Ahem, what do you want to see next]

[Uchiha Sasuke: @UchihaItachi Why do you want to hide it from me...]

[Uchiha Sasuke (Youth): Nissan....]

[Uchiha Sarana: Is this uncle |???|]

[Itachi Uchiha: Sasuke...I was too selfish before and only cared about my own thoughts]

[System: Ahem, stop, stop, what do you want to watch next]

[Ohnoki: Just have some of whatever you want]

[System: OK]

【Striving for the video...】

[Extraction successful! 】

[A. Feitian little loli vs. long-haired old man]

[B. A girl chased a boy for a long time, but found out that he was a Nantong]

[C. Shinji Ikari begins to grow]

[D. If you come to Shenyang Street, you won’t be able to enjoy the good things! 】

[E. Yagami Yue: Can I ask your name?]

【F. Recapture Wall Maria】

【G.I am just a passing Kamen Laida】

【H.2.5 and his legs protect Mondstadt】

[OK, that’s all the above, which one do you want to see]

[The Fourth Kazekage Rasa: Familiar taste, but also an inappropriate title]

[Ohnoki: Are you serious about option A...Who is the flying little lolita?]

【Uchiha Madara: Who is the long-haired old man (ー_ー)!!】

[Shinji Ikari: Does option C mean that I fight the apostle... If so, then it can be considered as my growth |?‘-‘?)??]

[Asuka: Is that option B some kind of funny story? 】

[The Fourth Raikage Ai: Is option D so overbearing...]

[Deidara: Um... I don’t really understand why the E option appears here. Isn’t it just asking for a name╮(￣⊿￣)╭】

【Yakami Yue:......】

【L.Lawliet:......】

[Alvin Smith: That F option is our Survey Corps]

[Jike Yeager: It’s also my highlight moment (′?w?｀)]

[Kado Yaji: I didn’t expect that I would also appear on it]

[Kinomoto Sakura: @门雅士王小明? ! 】

[Kadoya Shi: Little sister, who are you? 】

[Li Xiaolang: cough cough]

[Xia Youjie: Pfft, hahahaha, are you serious about that H option? (?w?)hiahiahia]

[Jiaru Glass: Hahahahahao(〃‘▽‘〃)o]

[Noctua’s righteous way: I didn’t hold it tight, I’m sorry...hahahaha]

【Gojo Satoru:......】

[Wendy: Why 2.5... Um, I'm sorry, why does Gojo Satoru want to protect Mondstadt? 】

In a corner of the Conjuring College, Ierui Shoko, Noctua Masamichi and Xia Youjie were staring at Gojo Satoru and couldn't help but laugh.

Gojo Satoru, our protagonist, is now red-faced and furious.

"Hahaha, Satoru, you can protect Mondstadt even with your two legs."

Xia Youjie laughed so hard that tears came out. He patted Gojo Satoru on the shoulder and suppressed his laughter.

Noctua couldn't help but join in the teasing, "Satoru, as long as you work hard, you can protect Mondstadt even with half of your body."

He also patted Gojo Satoru on the shoulder, laughing so hard.

Kairi Glass laughed so much that he collapsed on the ground and even spit out the smoke from his mouth.

Seeing this scene, Gojo Satoru's face turned redder, and he shouted angrily: "You bastards, you don't understand at all! (╬??Dan??)"

After saying that, he slammed the door and left.

After Gojo Satoru left, the three of them could finally laugh loudly. They collapsed on the ground and laughed heartily.

The entire conjuration college is filled with a happy atmosphere

[System: Old rules, stop talking nonsense and vote quickly! 】

[Ohnoki: I’m very curious about option A, so I’ll vote for A]

[Uchiha Madara: Yeah, I vote A too]

[Asuka: Then I’ll vote C. I want to see how this idiot Shinji Ikari grows up]

[Shinji Ikari: Well, let’s see how we pilot Unit-1 to beat up the apostle! (’-’*)】

[Nagisa Kaoru: Then I’ll vote C too]

[The Fourth Raikage Ai: Then I’ll vote D]

[Wendy: Then I’ll vote for H, hey∽]

【Gojo Satoru:......】

[Shōkinji: The field expands! Sit down and kill the master! I choose H】

[Xia Youjie: Hahahaha, I choose H]

[The Righteous Way of Night Moth: H]

[Jiarujiazi: Choose H, I will laugh to death (?w?)hiahiahia]

[Alvin Smith: Then I’ll choose F]

[All Survey Corps: Choose F]

[Jike Yeager: Well, among my few highlight moments, I must choose Fe?(?＞?＜)?3】

[System: Ding! Counting people...]

【Ding! Statistics successful]

[Those who chose A are: Onoki, Kurotsuchi, Rock and Tool, Deidara, Uchiha Madara...]

[Those who chose B: 0 people]

[Choose C: Asuka, Rei Rei, Shinji Ikari, Kaoru Nagisa]

[Those who chose D are: Brother Hu, Xiao Liang, the fourth generation Raikage Ai, the fourth generation Kazekage Luo Sha...]

[Those who chose E are: Yagami Yue, L·Lawliet, Mihai Sha...]

[Those who chose F include: Eren Yeager, Zeke Yeager, Alvin Smith, and all of the Survey Corps...]

[Those who chose G are: Kado Yaji, Kinomoto Sakura, Li Xiaolang...]

[Those who chose H include: Noctua Zhengdao, Xia Youjie, a wealthy family, everyone in the magic world...only Gojo Satoru did not choose ('▽`)]

[OK, that’s all]

[The number of voters is being counted...]

[Ding, the statistics are completed! 】

[Option H received the most votes, so we choose H]

[Gojo Satoru:! ! ! 】

The picture gradually unfolds

At this moment, a burst of rhythmic music quietly sounded, lingering in everyone's ears

[Shou Jinji: Oh oh oh, this is the music! 】

[Shōkinji: The field expands! Sit down and kill the master! 】

What comes into view is a group of red infected ghosts

[Omo: Well, infected person? ! 】

[Wendy: Are these red unknown objects going to attack Mondstadt? ! I’m going |???|]

"Hmph, are you finally here?" 2.5 Jiao Wu flicked his fingers and looked at these infected people with disdain.

The screen began to zoom out, and only the upper body of Gojo Satoru was seen standing alone on the land, while his lower body was hidden.

[Everyone in the world: Hahahaha, what is this~\(≧▽≦)/~]

"Dealing with you is the easiest step."

2.5 As Jo Satoru said this, he took out his thigh from behind. It looked like he was using a thigh as a weapon.

Immediately afterwards, 2.5 Satoru waved his thigh and swept down the infected people like a broom.

This scene and the music look extremely funny together

Immediately afterwards, 2.5 Satoru threw his thigh like a Frisbee towards the blue terminator who was casting a spell in the distance.

And he himself used his upper body and waved his fists to knock down the red infected one by one like playing table tennis.

Wherever he passed, infected people fell like wheat.

The picture freezes here, ending this scene

[Wendy: I ​​didn’t hold it tight, I’m sorry, hahahaha]

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(This is a video made by the boss of "Sansan of Najiro City",)

(I came across this while watching videos. I thought it was interesting so I wrote about it)