Pirate: My strongest navy scum!

In the year 1511 of the Haiyuan calendar, mid-February, the director's office.

"Dear Marshal, I haven't congratulated you on annihilating Wang Zhi's Yonko Pirates..."

Varus, who had just received the news of the naval success, was holding a cigar and crossing his legs to tease the naval marshal.

Warring States, who was obviously in a good mood, didn't care about Varus' teasing. Instead, he smiled and cursed in a hearty voice.

"You stinky boy, give me some peace in the big prison!

Don't think that I don't know about the little tricks you are doing. You have almost turned the deep sea prison into a deep sea brothel! "

Varus: "Marshal, this is how you can stand and talk without having back pain.

You are a popular and popular person in Marineford. Do you know how hard life is in the Deep Sea Prison?

Do you know how miserable the sailors in the prison were that they were about to attack the blue orangutan? "

Warring States Period: "I have worked hard for so many years. When did I become greedy for pleasure?"

Varus: "Then Marshal, do you dare to swear that you have never been to the Chambord Islands?"

Warring States: "You! Let's not talk about this topic for now! And you left your post without authorization! What about the autumn wind on the Grand Route?"

Varus: "As a marine, I not only work hard on government affairs during the day, but also use my precious rest time at night to fight pirates on the Grand Route. Is there any problem?"

Sengoku: "You brat! Are you just attacking pirates?

Forget it, I won’t tell you this anymore! The calls from the envoys from the Kingdom of Sarn have all come to the headquarters. Didn’t the staff call you through the phone?

Why don't you let the envoys go to the evil king Pizarro? What happened to him? "

"Of course it's because people have been killed by me."

Varus spoke in an understatement, but the phone bug in front of him immediately turned into a burst of energy.

"Asshole! He is the former king of the Kingdom of Sarn!!"

"Since you are the former king, what are you afraid of? I have killed the current king~"

"Hundan! But his nephew Luo Wei, who he raised with his own hands, is now the new king!!"

"What if Lowe dies?"

"what?"

Warring States was shocked when he heard the news, and then he realized something was wrong.

"Varus! You bastard, don't mess around with me. He is the king of the Kingdom of Sarn. If outsiders know that the navy sent someone to assassinate the king of a country, do you know how much political impact this will have?"

"Of course I know this~"

Varus' tone was still calm and calm, and even had a hint of playful tone.

"My Lord Marshal, your news may be too late."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, just a week ago, the great King Luo Wei died in his palace that night when the Beihai Envoy set out."

"What??"

"Well, it is said that he was only discovered on the morning of the second day, and his death was quite miserable."

"How do you know so clearly??"

Warring States' suspicion of Varus remained unabated, although he did not have the slightest evidence.

"Of course it's because of the big news about Smogan. Haven't you seen the "Smogan's Wonderful Secrets" that you can browse for only 5000 million Baileys per year?

Not only does it say this, but it also says that the three generals of the Navy Headquarters were defeated by Big Mom and Kaido together to defeat Cake Island. Red-haired Shanks beheaded the Four Emperors Wang Nao, and monopolized Honeycomb Island to become the new Four Emperors. "

......

Merlin Fodor, Office of the Marshal.

"That damn stinky bird Smoken! And that damn Kaido! And that stinky boy Varus!!"

After listening to Varus's teasing, Sengoku's face turned red with anger as his fig leaf was lifted, and he hung up the phone in an instant.

After three months of planning, the three navy generals secretly sow discord. The big pirate group and the red-haired pirate group have both suffered losses.

Wang Zhi and Kaido also had friction, so he ordered the three navy generals to close the net and prepare to kill Charlotte Lingling.

But in the end, it was the day the decisive battle began.

The bastard Wang Zhi actually came to attack Qiu Feng, planning to take advantage of Charlotte Lingling's weakness to take revenge, but ended up attracting the bastard Kaido.

If red-haired Shanks hadn't cooperated with Ben Beckman to kill this old boy, at least two of their three navy generals would have been left behind.

He always felt that there was something fishy about this matter. It was such a coincidence that Wang Zhi and Kaido appeared.

Whenever they come early or late, or one of them is not present.

Then bigmom Charlotte Lingling will definitely die.

Therefore, he had a suspicion that there was a black hand secretly manipulating all this.

But now, he would never think of it.

The person who secretly manipulated all this was Varus, whom he had just called.

Moreover, she was still talking to Charlotte Lingling using an encrypted phone bug, and was planning another thing.

......

Charlotte Lingling: "Mom hahaha~ I have to thank you for the information this time~"

Varus: "It's just an exchange, don't forget what you promised to give me."

Charlotte Lingling: "Don't worry, this is not a difficult problem for me."

Varus: "That's good. Where are the three generals trapped in the new world now?"

Charlotte Lingling: "I don't know the specifics. Kaido is leading the Beast Pirates in pursuit. He must have reached Whitebeard's territory."

Varus: "Whitebeard? Then let's do another business~"

Charlotte Lingling: "Oh? How do you say that?"

Varus: "Kill a white-bearded son and put the blame on the three generals."

Charlotte Lingling: "Hahahaha! Varus! I really like you so much! Why don't you stop being a navy and take care of all the nations for me! When I die, you will be the king of all the nations!" "

Varus: "Lingling, Wan Guo is too small to match my ambition. If you do this well, I owe you a favor."

......

All Nations, Cake Island.

"Mom hahaha~ This ambitious brat! It's really interesting!!"

After Varus' call ended, the giant Charlotte Lingling, who was dozens of meters tall, was stuck in the throne like a mountain of meat, laughing wildly.

He was laughing so hard that all the fat on his body was shaking, and his expression was disgusting and terrifying.

After the laughter, Charlotte Lingling summoned the leader of the four generals, the most capable and trustworthy Charlotte Katakuri, and he would handle the matters assigned by Varus.

Subsequently,

Another top dessert star was summoned, her most outstanding daughter Charlotte Smoothie.

An errand was arranged for her, asking her to take the other three beautiful sisters of the family to bring two treasures to Varus, and some wonderful accidents happened.

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Deep sea prison, one floor above ground, tower.

call--!

After finishing the phone call with the two big men, Varus continued to blow the sea breeze and puffed away happily alone.

But soon, his tranquility was disturbed.

There was a blond young lady beside him, Vinsmoke Sanji with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

At this time, he was still holding a hot afternoon tea in his hand, accompanied by a very colorful cake.

Of course, now Xiao Sanji is not only his little chef, but also Monet and Taschi's royal punching bag.

After this period of contact, Varus vaguely discovered it.

Apart from the fact that this child still likes to cook and hates fighting and fights, his personality seems to be completely different from what he remembers.

There is nothing lecherous or flirtatious about her. Instead, she is gentle and a bit sissy, and she also has a little bit of misogyny.

......

"Lord Varus, this is the afternoon tea I prepared for you."

Arriving next to Varus, Sanji respectfully placed the tray on the table.

"Well, thank you Sanji."

Varus responded with a smile and turned back to look at his red and swollen face.

"Dasi Qi, that stinky girl, didn't you tell her not to slap her in the face?"

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