After time travel, my best friend and I exchanged supplies and became a rich woman

While the round man's mother was farting, Chen Dongyue, who was still kneeling on the ground, glanced at Da Dunzi.

Then she overturned the bullock cart and directly pressed down on the four people who happened to be standing on one side of the bullock cart.

The moment the oxcart overturned, Da Dunzi jumped up. When the oxcart pinned down the four people, Da Dunzi sat down on the fence of the cart.

The four people who were still scolding each other suddenly became silent.

The man standing in front of Chen Dongyue also reacted at this time. He thought of slashing the person with a knife, but Chen Dongyue had already rolled to the ground. With a stretch of her hand, she broke the man's hamstring.

The three people surrounding the round man saw the sudden change in the situation and raised their knives to slash at Chen Dongyue.

Chen Dongyue shouted loudly, picked up the bolt horse stone at hand, and threw it towards the three people.

The three of them were shocked and dispersed.

Seeing that the people dispersed, Chen Dongyue rushed towards a robber directly in front of him, and while he was still in shock, he killed him with three swords.

The people on the other two sides slashed at her together. Chen Dongyue ran forward for more than ten meters, kicked on the pillar of the bullpen, then used the force to roll behind the two of them, and then stabbed them in the heart one by one. son.

At this point, the bullpen collapsed.

A round man, Gululu quickly rolled to the side.

The backyard found temporary peace.

After the four gangsters died, Da Dunzi quickly jumped off the cart and tried to help Song Dezhu, who was lying on his back and sobbing silently.

But Chen Dongyue shouted: "Stop helping me, you have tied Song Dezhu's hands and feet!! There is a carriage over there, let's drive away!!"

Who is a good person who is driving a bullock cart to escape for his life? There is a carriage now, so naturally you have to choose a carriage!

Da Dunzi said "Hello", and pulled out a few hemp ropes for tying the grass from the pile of grass scattered in the backyard.

Soon, Chen Dongyue pulled a carriage to Song Dezhu.

Why are you talking nonsense...because the horse doesn't want to go! Chen Dongyue could only use brute force to pull.

Of course, Song Dezhu didn't want to ride in a carriage.

But it’s not up to him!

He was forced into the carriage by Da Dunzi and Chen Dongyue, one carrying the head and the other carrying the tail.

Once the carriage door is closed, who cares whether Song Dezhu is willing?

"Da Dunzi, drive the carriage!!" Chen Dongyue gave the reins of the carriage to Da Dunzi.

He climbed onto the carriage.

Da Dunzi, who took over the reins, said "Hello" and quickly got into the car, preparing to drive and escape.

But that horse was a stubborn breed, and "Xuyuxu" refused to move away.

Chen Dongyue just wanted to reward the stubborn horse with a big fight, when she saw the mellow man rolled to the side of the car, and then said loudly: "I, I can drive a horse!!"

Then what's the delay? Chen Dongyue pulled the person onto the carriage, and the big man on the side was almost squeezed out!

The mellow man took the reins from Da Dunzi's hand, and after a few "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises", the horse really started running.

Moreover, he ran very fast~~~he rushed out of the backyard in an instant, startling a group of people who were shouting and killing in front.

Fortunately, the incident happened suddenly. Before the robbers in the front yard could react, the three of them drove away in a carriage.

Of course, there are people chasing him.

However, there were probably some casualties on the robber's end, after all, Chen Dongyue had about ten of them in his hands.

So there were only three or four people chasing him.

Moreover, this stubborn stallion ran quite fast, so three or four people chased each other but could not catch up with anyone. The only person who caught up was killed by Chen Dongyue...

Da Dunzi couldn't help but praise the mellow man driving the cart, "Big brother is so awesome, this stubborn horse drives so well!!"

"Because this carriage is mine!!!" the mellow man replied, "I spent five hundred taels on this horse from Xie's Horse Farm in the north!"

"Is this racecourse great?" Chen Dongyue turned around and asked Da Dunzi.

She felt that Dadunzi was a young man and should know a lot about this kind of thing.

"It's not bad," Da Dunzi said with an indifferent expression, "Actually, it's just like that~~"

The chubby man rolled his eyes in the sky, thinking that if he didn't have to save his life, he would kick the fat man out of the car.

Damn it, what kind of identity do you dare to be fatter than him?

...........

Three people, one horse, and an ox, ran all night long, and finally arrived at Raocheng, the capital city, at the dawn of dawn.

The officers and soldiers guarding the city gate saw... a speeding carriage coming from a distance.

Three people were crowded in front of the car.

One looks bigger than the other.

The largest one, even half of his body, seemed to be hanging outside the carriage.

They thought this scene was very strange.

So I quickly put the stall on my horse, and just wanted to shout at the speeding carriage to stop, but I heard a loud "boom"! ! ! !

The originally speeding carriage fell into pieces.

The three people in the car were all thrown far away.

Just left in place...a horse and a cow? !

a cow? !

What is this! ! ! !

The city guard officer quickly called for people to close the city gate, and then led a team of twenty people to run in the direction of the exploding oxcart.

This is an explosion! !

The banditry problem in Liaozhou is serious. It is said that the equipment of the robbers is more complete than that of the regular army.

Could it be...that the robbers over there came with explosives? !

But it’s not right... If the robber wants to blow up, he has to enter the city gate before blowing up! ! !

How come you are so fat? !

With their heads full of doubts, the twenty-man city defense team surrounded the three people who were blown over.

At this time, Chen Dongyue, who was suffering from tinnitus and headache from the explosion, climbed up from the ground with difficulty, "Who is it...who killed a thousand swords...No, this carriage is yours, how can you put it on the carriage?" The explosives were not mentioned in advance either!!”

After saying that, Chen Dongyue kicked the chubby man who was also blown away.

The pitiful chubby man had been stabbed in the leg, and the blood that had finally been stopped began to flow out again.

He was weak, "I am a bank owner, what kind of explosives have I packed! Are I afraid that my banknotes will not be blown up or something?!"

After saying that, he held up his hands and tried to sit up, but accidentally propped himself up on the filth beside him.

The chubby man raised his hand, put it next to his nose and smelled, "啕~~~~"

It's bull shit.

He raised his hand and shouted at Chen Dongyue: "Look at your cow, the shit has been blown out!"

Chen Dongyue glanced at Song Dezhu, who was lying not far away, not knowing whether he was alive or dead, and Da Dunzi, who was lying next to Song Dezhu.

At this time, the soldiers who were guarding the city formed a circle and asked, "Hey, who are you! Are you a gangster from Liaozhou?!"

"How can I tell you that I'm a gangster?!" Chen Dongyue bared her teeth and moved her injured arm, then pointed at Da Dunzi, "Zhang Dezhao has been sent back to you, you should hurry up and help someone! "

"Zhang Dezhao?" The city guarding officer frowned and thought for a moment, then exclaimed: "You mean Zhang Dezhao?!"

"..." Chen Dongyue glanced at him speechlessly, "No, it's Li Dezhao, Wang Dezhao, Chen Dezhao."

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!!" The city guarding officer didn't care about Chen Dongyue. He led the people and surrounded Da Dunzi.

Let's just say, at a glance... No need to ask, this person must be Mr. Zhang. After all, this guy's looks can be regarded as their equal in Rao Chengtou.

No one can pretend to be someone else.

"Master Zhang? Master Zhang? Are you okay?" the city guard officer called out softly.

Da Dunzi, who was stunned by the explosion, sat up from Song Dezhu's side in a daze, and then wiped the '哓哕' thing on his face.

I heard him say in annoyance: "I just said, it feels like something is wrong!!

At this time, Chen Dongyue had already covered her head, which was suffering from ringing in the ears and brain, and walked up to Dadunzi, "So, do you know where this explosion came from?"

"Besides fruits, what else did we feed Song Dezhu along the way?" Dadunzi asked Chen Dongyue.

Chen Dongyue replied: "radish, our old lady dug the radish last year, we have been eating it for half a year, and Song Dezhu brought the last two baskets."

"So it farted!!" Da Dunzi also covered his head and stood up, "This cow's fart is different from human fart. In such a small car, if the cow's fart gathers to a certain extent, it will explode!! "

"Ah?!" Chen Dongyue heard about this for the first time, "Is Song Dezhu's fart so powerful?"

After saying that, she ran to Song Dezhu and called out one after another, "Dezhu, hold on, don't collapse to death from your own fart. If you really collapse to death from yourself, what will I tell others when I go back?" ah!"

Song Dezhu closed his eyes and said "moo" twice...

He is a dignified cow who will absolutely, absolutely, never allow himself to be crushed to death by his own farts.

Therefore, he must live.

Stay alive! ! !