Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

book continued

Seeing Bai Ya being disabled by his own sword, Bai Feng helplessly canceled the transformation and forced her to power on again.

"Fuck! I'm still alive!"

"Dad, you are so cruel."

Bai Feng nodded helplessly.

"Xiao Chen, Bai Ya, and Bella can still give advice, but you really don't listen."

"But it fits the stereotype of my genes."

But Aiya seemed to have discovered something fishy and looked at her father

"Dad, it's obvious that Xiaochen and Sister Bai Ya were created with your and mom's genes."

"Why is the gap so big?"

But when it comes to this point, Bella and Bai Yake have something to say.

"Aiya, please wake up, Xiaochen is not as simple as you think!"

"Yeah, he kept me away for almost half an hour before."

As for our client? He is currently hiding behind his father and shivering.

"what?!"

"Xiao Chen, tell your sister that what they told is all lies, right?"

"Isn't that right, Xiaochen?"

Bai Wuchen, who was hiding behind Bai Feng, looked at Aiya in embarrassment.

"Sister Aiya, Sister Bai Ya and Sister Bella are right."

"I always feel that there is an inexplicable force urging me to do this."

(Human saying: The abstract gene of the Bai Feng family is working)

Then Aiya looked in disbelief as her [well-behaved] brother revealed his identity.

(I beat him, I hit him and kicked him.jpg)

Bai Feng, who sensed something was wrong in the atmosphere, ran away directly to buy candied haws.

"Forget it, let them handle matters between peers."

"I'm such a genius~"

(The lawyer is proud)

Then Bai Feng came to the stall selling candied haws.

A man came to buy candied haws on a stick

“Brother, how much does your bunch of candied haws on a stick cost?”

“1000 Mora per string”

"vocal, are your candied haws made of gold or are your bamboo sticks made of gold?"

(elephant barks)

"Look at this place with a big ass. How can you find the candied haws in Liyue?"

“This is all freshly made”

"If you think it's expensive, I still think it's expensive."

"I'll give you 6 skewers of peaches, peaches, and strawberries."

Bai Feng asked after looking at the stall owner holding peach skewers and strawberry skewers.

"Does this candied haws stay sweet?"

The stall owner was very disdainful of this

"I sell candied haws, can I sell you sour ones?"

Bai Feng, who forgot what he said next, also took the strawberry skewer handed by the stall owner and took a bite.

"Don't tell me, it's really sweet."

"You can do whatever you like. The total is twelve thousand molas."

Bai Feng then took out 12 molas with a face value of one thousand from his pocket and handed them to the stall owner.

The stall owner is also a discerning person. When he saw Bai Feng picking up the mola, he had already packed the candied haws.

"I've packed it for you. Let's go slowly~"

After taking a large amount of candied haws, Bai Feng began to think again.

"Why don't you ask Kevin and the others for some hawthorn seeds next time?"

"A candied haws without hawthorn is like having no soul."

(Compared to hawthorn, we prefer strawberry)

"Kids, I'm back"

"Dad is back"

"Lao Da is back"

"Lao Da is back"

"Lao Da is back"

"…………"

(The lawyer is speechless)

So Bai Feng suppressed the urge to beat them up and came to Aiya.

"Xiaoya has taken it, you have two skewers and mother has two skewers."

"Yeah, I'll send it to mom now."

Then Bai Feng saw three people standing in a stalemate with each other in a strange posture.

Then Bai Feng silently took out his Canon 400D and recorded the embarrassing moment of the three of them.

However, adhering to the principle of everyone watching the excitement, Bai Feng stepped forward and separated the three of them.

"Here, you have it"

“It’s sweet, just take it as an after-dinner snack.”

Just when Bai Feng was about to destroy the skewers in his hand, he turned around and saw Ai Li who was eating secretly.

(Bai Feng’s perspective)

"Ellie, that string is mine."

"I don't care (Chew Chew Chew) I saw it (Chew Chew Chew) and that's mine (Chew Chew Chew)"

"At least swallow what's in your mouth before you speak!"

Then Bai Feng rubbed Ai Li's chubby little face

"A Feng, you cloth-waisted boy is so hot!"

It would have been better if Ai Li didn't say it. Bai Feng was immediately excited by this statement.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen"

"I asked you to secretly eat my candied haws! I have never eaten those bunches of peaches!"

"Oh, Ah Feng is wrong~"

"Can you forgive me~"

"Is it good~ Is it good~"

Aiya immediately covered Bai Wuchen's ears when she heard her mother suddenly snoring.

"Xiao Chen, my sister is doing this to save you."

"My mother's whining is too destructive. It's not good for you to hear it."

(As an armed doll, Aiya can cut off her own hearing)

Then Aiya pointed to Bai Ya and Bella who were moaning over there.

"AUGHHHHHHH!"

(Whispering words of Honkaimon)

"Someone come and save me! I can't bear it anymore!"

"Ears! My ears!"

Bai Ya: Steel pipe falls to the ground.MP3

(Qin Liu: Have you heard the children’s cries of sorrow↓)

Of course, Bai Feng also noticed the situation between the two of them.

Then he could only reluctantly let go of the string of peaches that Ellie was holding on to.

"Hehe~ Ah Feng (Chew Chew Chew), you are the best to others (Chew Chew Chew)!"

"Hehehe~ Ah Feng wants me to kiss him~"

"mua~"

However, after Ai Li finished kissing, Bai Feng suddenly activated the red temperature mode.

"Don't kiss me with food still in your mouth!"

(Author: You kid, don’t be ignorant of good and evil!)

Then Bai Feng broke away from Ai Li's arms and condensed a crystal mirror.

(Author: You kid! I can’t bear it anymore!)

"Damn it! Ellie, you really rubbed sugar residue on my face!"

Then Bai Feng pinched the sugar residue on his face and put it into his mouth, but...

(The dimensional wall is broken)

"Bai Feng! I fuck your female horse!"

"ZIO-2"

(Alien knight sound)

The author who was instantly possessed by Kakogawa Feiryu directly turned into Kamen Rider Acid Rider and looked at Bai Feng

"Byd, you don't know what's good and what's good!"

"How many people have never been hugged and kissed by Ai Li, but you still dislike it?"

"Brothers, beat him!"

In an instant, nineteen heterogeneous knights came out in front of Bai Feng and looked at each other with unkind expressions.

When Ellie saw this, she took out the video recorder and stepped aside.

"A Feng, who told you that you don't know your blessings even though you are surrounded by blessings?"

"It makes people jealous~"

"Holy shit! Guys, I didn't mean it!"

"My little brother is wronged!"

However, the author headed by him looked at Bai Feng who was being beaten by a group of people and had no sympathy at all.

"This traitor must be given a good education!"

Then Wang Erjie, the heterogeneous person transformed by the author, silently picked up a glass of lemon juice and tasted it carefully.

"It's so sour!"

Then the author looked at Bai Feng, who was already a little bruised and swollen.

"grass!"

"Get off!"

"Fuck Bai Feng! Hit Bai Feng!"

The other heterogeneous knights fought even harder after seeing most of their own prisoners coming up.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Ouch→Ouch→Ouch→Hoar↗Hoar↗Hoar↘Hoar↓"

"Brother, don't slap me in the face!"

"Someone come and save me!"

30 minutes later

The excited author recalled the alien knights summoned by him, and then looked at Bai Feng who fell on the ground.

"Fortunately you are the protagonist, otherwise I would let you know what nightmare haunting is!"

"You kid, save your life."

Then the author returned to his own world through the shattered dimensional wall, and Bai Feng slowly stood up from the ground while holding his hand.

"What a beast! What a beast!"