Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

First of all, I would like to thank the reader [Han Ba ​​Ga] for providing the two abstract names [Bai Juyi] [Bai Prostitute]

(It’s a good idea, don’t think about it next time)

(After thinking about it, I’ll let [白婷] become my child’s nickname)

Then came the name [Bai Liyaer] provided by the reader [Qing Xianzi who loves Hokkien chicken rolls]

(The name is great, but it’s a pity that this time we have to write about a boy)

(Private Marseille)

Finally, there is the name [Bai Wuchen] [Bai Yu] provided by the reader [Jiandan Mu Lingfeng]

(nice name, makes my lust drive spin)

(It is a pity that the two names [Bai Yu] and [Bai Liyaer] will be eliminated, but these two names can be reserved for the characters in the next book)

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book continued

after an hour

The two groups said goodbye to familiar people and then reunited at the entrance of the Adventurers Association.

"How's it going? Let's finish saying goodbye to acquaintances."

"Yes, although there are twists and turns along the way, this is also the fastest one."

Hearing this, Ai Li elbowed Bai Feng and teased

"Yingmei, Paimon, do you know?"

"What do you know?" X2

"Actually, your trip to Sumeru should be a bit dull."

"The main reason is that Afeng beat that bastard named Azar several times."

"Ah?!" X2

Then Paimon reacted first and said

"That is to say, it is all because of you that Xumi made such a big fuss this time!"

"Fuck!"

Zui Ying, who was thinking slowly, should come over now, and then looked at Bai Feng with an unkind expression.

"Okay, all the twists and turns I have had in Xumi are all caused by you."

(draws sword)

"Aminos, you dog!"

"You treated me so badly!"

Ellie, who smelled the fun, immediately pulled the cubs aside.

“It’s great to take some photos.”

"Let's see what tricks A Feng can do."

"Okay, okay, mom, you're doing this, right?"

(Bai Ya silently takes out the camera)

"fun"

(Cheese Bella)

On the other side, Bai Feng blocked Ying's slash and explained to himself.

"I don't want to do this either, okay?"

"Isn't it because a BYD named Otoyu Qi forced me to do this?"

Just after Bai Feng said these words, the dimensional wall burst

"BYD, you're the only one who said bad things about me, right?"

"grass!"

The author who suddenly came out kicked Bai Feng directly

"My darn thing!"

Of course, Bai Feng is also a stubborn person, so naturally he will not give in to that byd

"Don't think that because you are the author, I won't dare to beat you!"

"Pretend to be and I'll let you fly!"

"Ready"

“Magnum Infinity”

After facing dozens of Magnum shooters pointing at him, this byd author did not panic at all.

Because he will...

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Bai Feng was speechless for a moment after seeing that all his bullets were dodged by the BYD in front of him in an extremely abstract way.

"Ready"

"King Infinity"

“Evolution King”

So Bai Feng summoned the Awakening Sword again and filled the card into the weapon again.

"spade Ten"

"spade Jack"

"Spade Queen"

"spade King"

"spade Ace"

“Royal Straight Flush”

Immediately after awakening, the golden light emitted from the sword passed through the mirror image and hit the author. However, the author did not panic at all.

(When the Emperor Sword first appeared, it was a sure kill against artificial experimental subjects)

"Smash! Varudo!"

Time was stopped in an instant, and Bai Feng's attack also stopped in front of the author.

Although Bai Feng was still conscious during the pause, his body could not move at all.

So this byd author kicked Bai Feng in the butt

"You little brat, are you pretending to be a bitch? Your wings are hard, right?"

"Be careful, I'll block all the cheats I gave you!"

White seal (confident)

Then this byd controlled Bai Feng's body and rubbed himself a toy on the spot.

After looking at the DeltaDriver in his hand, the b author showed a [healthy] smile of the same style

"henxin" (transformation)

"Standing By"

Immediately, the b author inserted the Delta mobile phone into the Delta tracker to complete the transformation

"Complete"

"Check"

"Exceed Charge"

After charging is completed, the author of B takes a gun and shoots a triangular cone-shaped light to fix the target and kick it away.

"Time begins to flow"

boom!

In an instant, Bai Feng fell to the ground, deflated like an invincible guy.

"Finally, this guy was defeated."

"Sure enough, a knight who doesn't feel weak is not a good knight."

"It's like pinching~"

(Achievement achieved: Bai Feng was defeated for the first time)

After doing all this, the b author was ready to leave through the broken dimensional wall, but the Delta driver on his waist fell directly to the ground when passing through the dimensional wall.

“It’s so disappointing that I can’t take it back with me.”

"Ciao~"

(Actually, this delta is prepared for Bai Feng’s son)

(Hey~)

When the b author left, everything around him returned to normal, and Bai Feng also took advantage of the time to get up and pretend that nothing was wrong.

Bella then asked Bai Feng out of curiosity.

"Dad, who is that guy?"

"Why did I beat you up when we met?"

"Yes, and that guy has a dangerous aura about him."

(Referring to forced plot killing, but we will not do such a thing)

"Afraid of pinching"

After saying this, Aiya crawled into Ai Li's arms again, but this time she was directly pulled out by Bai Feng.

"Your mother has been pregnant for almost five months, don't mess around."

Bai Feng then mentioned the identity of the BYD author with a hint of resentment.

"That byd author is my adopted son whom I have never met!"

"He even beat up my father!"

"Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore, let's go to Dao Wife!"

So Bai Feng instantly took a few people to the dock of Liyue Port and constructed a luxury yacht.

"Let's go~"

"OK"

In an instant, everyone arrived on the yacht, and then Bai Feng started the yacht's engine.

"Ah↑ha↓"

Om-!

In an instant, the water splash from the yacht gave everyone a chill.

"Bai Feng, how can you sail a boat! If you don't know how to sail, just fly us there!"

Just after Ying finished saying this, she saw everyone's disdainful eyes, which seemed to be saying this.

"You let a dead pilot fly the plane?!"

"That's not funny, dear"

Blessings from Dagu New Town (Confirmation)