Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

"Just because you are so beautiful baby Just because you are so beautiful baby"

"Just because you are so beautiful baby"

"You coming towards me make me so ready to move"

"I have never felt this way before"

“Cause I got a crush on you who you”

"You are mine and I am yours"

"One more look and you'll explode."

"Come any closer and you'll melt"

With the demonic and brainwashing melody constantly repeated in his mind, Azar, who was originally mentally haggard, was one step closer to death.

"Damn it! That guy's back!"

"Somebody come!"

boom!

Gulam, who was kicked away by Bai Feng as soon as he finished speaking, smashed through the ceiling of Azar's house, and Bai Feng also wrote eight words on the other party's clothes with malicious energy.

(Malicious energy: refers to Bai Feng’s full malice towards Azar)

"Bai Feng Express, everything can be delivered quickly"

Just when Azar was about to curse, the malicious energy instantly attached to Azar, and this energy controlled the old man to issue a notice visible to all members in the middle of the night.

"Hi, I'm Azar. This is my magic tool for watching movies (referring to the Void Terminal). Watching movies for free is my secret weapon. It takes five minutes to charge and watch movies for two hours. Don't tell [Doctor] Dotore~"

As a result, there were many people laughing so hard that they couldn't sleep at night in Xumi City, and Elhaysen, who stayed up all night reading, said slightly differently after seeing this message.

"Stupid (stupid) blunt (forced)"

(Quality Brother Hai)

Even the Great Merciful Tree King, who was observing everything with the World Tree, was confused, and Nasida naturally discovered this information.

“This is really it”

“Thai pants are hot!”

As we all know, wisdom is the enemy of the god of wisdom

The next day

Early in the morning, Bai Feng sat up in a panic because he couldn't breathe and was dying, so he heard the cat screaming.

"Meow meow meow meow——!!!"

Bai Feng turned around and saw Maomao Cake overturned on the ground. When Bai Feng wanted to get up, he realized that there were four large pendants hanging on his body.

On the left is Ai Li who is hugging her, on the chest is Aiya, on the right is Bai Ya who is pillowing her arm, and Bella is lying on her lap

Don't worry about catching a cold, as long as you control the power of Yanlu core, then Bai Feng will be a human-shaped heater.

"It turns out that little guy slept on my face before~ (The Herrscher was helpless)"

Then the crystal drilled out of the ground straightened the cat cake on the ground, and then Cole suddenly came in and informed Bai Feng

"She's unconscious! The master is taking care of her now. Bai Feng, please go over and take a look!"

Collet ran away immediately after seeing Bai Feng's situation.

"I didn't see anything!!!"

But the only thing Collet deserves praise for is helping Bai Feng wake up the four big pendants on his body.

"A Feng~Good morning~"

"Good morning, Dad" X3

Seeing this, Bai Feng looked helplessly at the few people who had just woken up.

"It's already 10 o'clock in the morning. To be honest, you guys can sleep pretty well."

"Ah?!" X4

"You guys change your clothes first, and I'll go check on the situation over there."

"What's wrong with that kid?"

"Yeah, what's wrong with sister Ying?"

"She must have fainted in the wild. If she was seriously injured, she would have been buried long ago... No, I would have cured her long ago."

"That's right. Then Ah Feng, you go there first."

"I'll take the kids over after changing my clothes."

"彳亍(the lawyer is sure)"

So Bai Feng came to Xiaoti's room and saw Yingying on the hospital bed.

"How's it going?"

"She met a scholar named Hypatia before. She wanted to step forward to help, but she fainted after smelling the incense."

"It was Collet who brought her back."

"I understand"

"Reload Bunny, Alert Mode"

"This is?"

Tinari was very confused when he saw the mechanical creation that suddenly appeared.

"Next, I will enter Ying's consciousness and wake up, so there must be some safety measures around."

"Don't worry, Afeng, there are still us around~"

"Yes, Dad, don't underestimate us."

"Dad, don't you know what our strength is? (Rubbing thunder and lightning with hands)"

“My Sakura Geats deduction is about to start!”

Bai Feng smiled and nodded after seeing his wife and girls volunteering.

"Well! Then I'll leave it to you."

Then Bai Feng switched to the feathering law mode and came to the depths of Ying's consciousness.

(This form is about to be banned, take it out to increase your sense of presence)

Bai Feng sighed as he looked at the world tree that was burning up (physically) in front of him.

"Burn your life to prevent forbidden knowledge from continuing to corrupt Teyvat?"

And Ying also heard Bai Feng's sigh

"Bai Feng, why are you here?"

"You fainted after smelling the incense. Let me enter your consciousness to see if you are okay."

However, a sudden sound interrupted the conversation between the two.

"May the world...forget me"

At this time, Ying also looked at Bai Feng nervously.

"You heard the sound just now, right?"

"Well, 'May the world forget me', right?"

But Bai Feng heard one more sentence than Ying

"Please, the one who changes everything"

Then Bai Feng told Ying something

"This is the voice of the Great Merciful Tree King. If you want to save the World Tree and the Sumeru people, you must remove all traces of the Tree King."

"And all the memories about the Tree King in this world"

"what?!"

"But I will never let this end happen!"

Immediately afterwards, Bai Feng took out the adjusted Kurobuchi White Flower Path

"Old friend (Otto version), please save the world with me again!"

The flashing of the God Key was the best answer to Bai Feng. Seeing this, Bai Feng smiled and then looked at Ying and said seriously.

"Don't tell others about what's going on here yet."

"This involves some laws and cannot go wrong."

"I see"

Bai Feng took a moment and added

"It's almost time to go back, let's go"

So Bai Feng didn't give Ying time to react and directly pulled her consciousness to wake her up. Bai Feng, who was the first to wake up, saw the cat lying in front of her face.

"Meow meow~"

"Okay, okay, little guy, you're so cute."

"Ahem—!"

After hearing the cough, Bai Feng, who wanted to survive, immediately added:

"Of course, the ones in my family are also very cute!"

"puff--!"

Ying, who had just woken up, couldn't hold back when she saw Bai Feng's scene.

"Ah↑ha↓! This Bai Feng is so inferior."

Bai Feng was extremely angry and then made a dangerous move to Ying.

"Max Hazard On"

After seeing the dangerous trigger in Bai Feng's hand, Ying shut her mouth instantly, and then Tinari looked at Ying and asked

"How do you feel? If there is nothing strange, drink the medicine first."

After Ying drank the medicine in Tinari's hand, she instantly turned into a mask of pain, while Paimon was trying to hold back his laughter.

"vomit--!"

"puff--!"

"Hey! Don't spit it out!"

After hearing Tinari's words, Ying finally finished the entire bowl of medicine.

"Ugh! Ugh!"

Seeing that Yinghou Bai Feng was suddenly possessed by Shimaichi Hachiro, he called his family to his side, and he took out his mobile phone with Mao Mao Cake in his arms and played the classic that will be passed down forever.

"Although not at the same time, but the same side lock"

"Laoba, let me show you how to eat a** again."

"Here Ollie! Just do it!"

"Ugh! Ugh——↓!"

So the whole family just watched Ying retching. In the end, Bai Ya was a little too sorry to say anything.

"Dad, wouldn't it be a bit immoral for us to do this?"

Bai Feng didn't care about this at all

"Just tell me if you have fun."

“Really happy”

"Then don't worry about it, you'll be happy"

"Yes, our family is a bit abstract anyway."

At least this family is aware of their own abstraction

(very clear self-awareness)

Then Ying's roar came from behind several people.

"Bai Feng!"

"Go to hell!"

Bai Feng was dumbfounded when he saw Bai Feng charging towards him with Heavy Magnetic Slash.

"Fuck!"

"You're serious!"

Immediately afterwards, Bai Feng took out the Dormancy of All Things from his waist to block Ying's attack, and then Bai Feng looked at Tinari.

"Look, this guy is fine at all."

At this time Tinari had covered his eyes with his long ears

"These people are really blind~"

Bella also came to Tinari and patted him on the shoulder.

"Just get used to it. Dad is quite abstract."

Tinari nodded in agreement, and then Aiya gave her good father a stabbing blow.

"Dad has always been very reliable in being unreliable."

Seeing this in the distance, Bai Feng directly embedded the screen into the wall and looked at his girl.

Ying: so?

"You girl! (Rub hands to discharge)"

"Wait! Dad, what are you doing?!"

"Don't come over!!!"

In the end, poor Aiya was turned into an afro by Bai Feng again

And Aiya angrily lay in Ellie's arms, adjusting her hair, and complained bitterly about what Bai Feng had done.

As for Bai Feng? He's next to the screen, yes, embedded in the wall over there.

(Wall: Amynos!)