Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

in the afternoon

When Bai Feng and Ai Li appeared in the living room again, they were already disheveled, but no one knew what happened between them during this period.

"Yo~"

"You two are done"

After seeing Bai Ya making fun of himself and Aili, Bai Feng instantly became "kind" again.

"What are you talking about, girl?"

"No...no...no...it's nothing. Dad, you must have heard wrong."

"Well (sure) you definitely heard wrong!"

After seeing Bai Feng's "kind" eyes, Bai Ya immediately expressed her "very sincere" thoughts, but as the best among the three, she would never give up so easily.

So Bai Ya took advantage of the moment Bai Feng turned his head and rode on Bai Feng's neck while pulling Bai Feng's hair.

"Oh shit!"

"Are you a monkey?!"

"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Don't pull my hair!!!"

At this time, Bai Ya, who was riding on Bai Feng's neck, saw Bella and Aiya who were eager to try and issued a strange invitation.

"Come?"

"Come!" X2

So now Bai Ya rides on Bai Feng's neck and pulls his hair, Bella hugs Bai Feng's thighs and pulls his hair out, and Aiya hugs Bai Feng's waist like a sloth and tickles his flesh.

(What are the top ten tortures of the Bai family)

And Ai Li also looked at Bai Feng who was being tortured by the three people with a distressed look (holding back a smile) and said:

"Oh~oh~this is the first time I see A Feng being treated so badly."

"Now I'm getting my retribution~"

"Aminos!"

"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Let me go!!!"

boom!

At this time, the angry Yingye kicked open the door of Bai Feng's house with Paimon.

"Bai Feng, you bitch! You kicked me so hard that you'll be kicked into the sea!"

At this time, Ying was holding a candied haws in his mouth and even had a few kelps on his head. However, after seeing the current situation of Bai Feng's family, Ying fell into deep thought.

Bai Feng had three large pendants hanging on his body, and Ellie was eager to try them out with her own wand of origin.

"Uh...I won't disturb you, I'm leaving."

"Wait! You can't leave!"

Then Ellie teleported in front of her and pinched her chin

"This...isn't this right?"

"Cute~ I want to be super~"

Upon seeing this, Ying's face instantly turned red, but she looked at Ellie's appearance and said:

"It's not impossible~"

After hearing Ying's words, the two adults and one child on the side let go of Bai Feng, but Bai had already taken out a drive that no one had ever seen before.

But this time Bai Feng took a DX toy, the one that couldn't transform and only had sound and light effects.

"Ark Driver"

"Ark One"

"Singularity RISE"

"Destruction! Destruction! Despair! Destruction!" (Destruction! Destruction! Despair! Destruction!)

"Conclusion ONE"

(Yak 1 leather case)

While everyone was talking, Bai Feng kept pressing the button on the top of the toy to release the net to suppress the cloud, but this sound effect was not the same as the original one.

【Crooked card! 】

"Sister Bai Ya, Bella, I remember that dad bought a luxury set meal at the Palace of Life before, right?"

【Guaranteed! 】

"Yeah, I bought it the last time I went to Deep Spiral."

【African chieftain! 】

"I think my sister will inevitably be beaten again. It's hard to change your nature~"

【Birth decrypted! 】

Having said this, Aiya shook her head, and Bai Ya and Bella had already begun to mourn for Ying, but a certain pufferfish in the core was already happy.

"Fight quickly! Fight quickly!"

[Crooked Qiqi! 】

"I want to see rivers of blood!"

【Mondstadt giant baby! 】

"My Queen, please restrain yourself."

【Oppressive labor! 】

"Otherwise, I can't guarantee that dad won't come looking for you later."

【Tool man! 】

Seeing this, Xilin in the core instantly became quiet. She wanted to have fun but didn't want to offend the God of Death.

【Unlucky guy! 】

And Ai Li also looked at the girl in front of her with a complicated expression. After all, she had never seen such a shameless girl.

"Ah... I hope Afeng won't be too harsh."

And Ying turned around and saw Bai Feng walking towards her while using her ultimate move, and her heart felt cold.

(Full of pressure)

【Bulb! 】

【Perfect Conclusion】（Perfect conclusion）

【Learning END】（Learn all）

(We plan to do Net Yiyun Must Kill again when we fight Gundam Skirmishers)

"Don't remind me of those damn experiences!"

"Don't come over!!!"

When everyone was discussing whether Ying could survive today, Bai Feng took out a wooden stick and hit Ying hard on the butt.

Snapped!

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!! (heartbreaking)"

Ellie & Celine: "Happy"

Bai Ya: "I thought daddy was going to play something big, but he ended up playing something abstract."

Just when Bai Ya looked at the other two sisters, she watched them one by one with a feather duster, and one of them walked towards Ying holding the half-length steel pipe.

(The steel pipe that Ai Li used to beat Bai Feng)

"Come back here quickly!"

Then Bai Ya tried her best to hold on to Bella and Aiya, the two sleeping dragons and phoenixes. As soon as Paimon opened his eyes, he saw Ying holding his buttocks and moaning and Bai Feng holding the stick.

"You...you...you...shouldn't have done that kind of thing, right?"

Bai Feng couldn't deal with it now, and he also looked at little Paimon again.

"You can't be full of rubbish, right?"

"Paimon doesn't know~"

Okay, now Bai Feng already knows, and Ying seems to have recovered.

"Bai Feng, you are a dog! Why are you acting like a dog!"

"Don't you dare to sign with me! Arminos!"

"xGeats" (Extreme Fox Ten Tails)

Seeing this, Bai Feng calmly divided his xGeats sublimation charge into two, and Ying also gave in knowing the current affairs.

"I'm sorry, my voice was really loud just now."

After seeing Ying decisively giving in, Bai Feng also gave her a step down and asked her.

"How are things prepared?"

"Everything is ready. How do you plan to go?"

"Anything except teleportation is fine, your choice"

After hearing that she couldn't teleport, Ying's face instantly turned into a dragon picture and looked at Bai Feng.

"Oh, you're doing this like I can't do it."

So the two idiots turned their faces into dragon pictures and looked at each other.

(reference)

In the end, Ying was the first to be defeated.

"Then why don't you take us to fly there?"

"My nun Ma!"

"My Aili is still pregnant! You want me to fly over with her?!"

"When the time comes, you won't be able to live without my child!"

After seeing the situation getting awkward, Aiya stood up and suggested:

"Dad, don't you still have two battleships and a transport plane in that hangar?"

"So why don't we just fly that transport plane?"

After hearing Aiya's words, Bai Feng suddenly enlightened.

"Yes, Aiya, you are really a genius."

Then Bai Feng picked up Aiya and ruffled her pink hair crazily, while the other three people suddenly became jealous.

"Ahhh! Let go of your hands! My hair is all messed up!"

Seeing this, Bai Feng had no choice but to let go of his hand, but at this moment Ai Li came to Aiya's position just now, and she also put Bai Feng's hand on her hair.

"A Feng, I want it too~"

"Okay, okay, this is enough to satisfy my cute pink family."

After seeing that her parents were getting bored again, Bella looked at the Ying Faction duo who were eating dog food and suggested:

"How about I take Sister Ying and Paimon to the hangar now?"

"Eh? What about your parents?"

Bai Ya on the side suddenly said:

"Dad, he can teleport through space."

After hearing Bai Ya's end, Paimon instantly calmed down. Don't make yourself stupid by eating dog food then.

"Aiya, please call Sister Ningguang and ask if the Mir number can be used now?"

"Understood, Sister Bai Ya"

After that, the five people ignored the couple who were still tired, and Aiya also dialed Ningguang's number.

Beep.......beep.......beep

"Hey, sister Ningguang, are you free now?"

"What's wrong, little Aiya, what do you want from your sister Ningguang?"

"Just asking Sister Ningguang, can the planes and battleships that Dad left in the hangar be used now?"

"........"

Not long after, Ningguang's voice came again on the phone that day.

"The Atdis has been stationed in the Strata Abyss, and Hyperion is also undergoing regular maintenance. Only the Mir can be used."

"Yeah, thank you Sister Ningguang"

"But do those Qianyan Army uncles really know how to use the equipment?"

Hearing this, Ningguang couldn't help but smile and then asked Aiya to clarify her doubts.

"Of course I'm going back, mainly because of the tutorial with an awkward name left by your father."

"Tutorial? Is the name too hard to pronounce?"

"Yeah, that's the one called "Three Minutes, Even Paimon Can Fly a Plane Tutorial""

"........."

(Your silence is deafening)

"Don't disturb Sister Ningguang for now. Goodbye."

"Goodbye, Xiaoya~"

Just after Aiya hung up the phone, Bella asked

"how?"

"As long as Mir is available, Atdis is on a long-term mission and Hyperion is doing maintenance."

After hearing the discussion between the two, Bai Ya also walked over slowly and said

"It's fine if it's Mir. If it's the other two, then Xumi will belong to Liyue tomorrow."

At this time, Bai Feng, who has always been very reliable in terms of unreliability, also brought Ai Li to everyone, and then asked Aiya about the situation.

"How's it going?"

Then Aiya repeated the previous conversation with Ningguang, and Bai Feng, the b, started to sigh again.

"Ningguang and the others are quite efficient."

"I don't want to be like some black-hearted businessmen who only exploit employees, and are like trash who just scream around when something goes wrong."

(I’m talking about you! Chajevic!) Back to the topic

Bai Feng was relieved when he heard that Mir could still be used. He was afraid that he would be regarded as a declarer of war if he drove the other two warships.

Ying and Paimon on the side looked like they had given up thinking a long time ago. After all, they couldn't understand most of what the family was talking about, but they were already inside the Mir, and they didn't plan to continue thinking.

"Forget it, let's not think about these things."

"That's true, but can Bai Feng know how to fly a plane?"

However, the conversation between the two was overheard by the client who was a dead pilot.

"I can, but there's a curse that prevents me from driving much now?"

"Curse?" X6

"Yes, as long as I fly over the sea, I will be attacked by unknown people and fall into the sea."

"Pfft——!" X6

"A Feng, your curse is quite outrageous."

“Really outrageous”

(This is Ying)

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

(The one who laughs the most is Bella)

"This curse is abstract enough. The object of the curse is dad, so that's okay."

(Bai Ya’s mouth is still as poisonous as ever)

Are you asking me about Aiya? You can tell by looking into Ai Li's arms, and Ai Ya is still making faces and mocking Bai Feng.

But our Bai Feng is not the kind of person with a big heart.

"Password:"

"Pal, activate autopilot mode"

(Artificial Intelligence on the Dream EX in Gaia)

[The password is correct and the automatic driving mode has been activated]

[Destination: Xumi]

Then Bai Feng suddenly looked "kind" and looked at Aiya who had just mocked him.

"Nizi, you were so crazy just now~"

So Bai Feng attached a small-amplitude electric current to his hand and directly ruffled Aiya's hair.

"Let go, Dad, I was wrong!"

"Stop rua! My hair is going to explode!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

(Indescribable goblin scream)

The Lezi duo on the side also recorded this scene again

"Sister Bai Ya, have you recorded it?"

"Don't worry when I do things, it's still 4k Blu-ray with 120 frames~"

(Like father, like daughter)

"puff--!"

"Be quiet! Otherwise, if dad finds out, we will both be dead!"

"ok! ok!"

The scene returns to Bai Feng again

Looking at Aiya, who already had a pink afro, Bai Feng nodded with satisfaction.

"This hairstyle suits you very well"

"It's not suitable at all!"

"Mom! (heartbreaking) Dad is bullying your lovely daughter!"

It's over, she realized that she was very cute. When she said this, Aiya even crawled into Ai Li's arms, and even pressed her face against Ai Li's evil side.

Seeing this, Aili could only take out a comb to straighten Aiya's hair and said

"Okay, okay, little Aiya, don't cry. Mommy will help you teach this unreasonable father a lesson."

After hearing Ai Li's words, Aiya, who was still in her arms, showed Bai Feng a disdainful smile similar to Aniya's.

"You girl" (hand discharges again)

"A Feng ↑ (Fairy Menace)"

“Private Marseille~”

Seeing this, Aili also became playful and planned to tease Bai Feng.

"It's boring! I can't hear you! You want to drive a warship when you speak so quietly!"

"Private Marseille with red bean paste! (The Herrser's voice breaks)"

"Good! Very energetic!"

Ying and Paimon were dumbfounded after watching the family's daily interactions.

"Ying, do you think Sister Ai Li's child will be the same as those three sisters, Bai Feng and Bai Ya?"

"I don't know if it's different, but I will definitely inherit Bai Feng's abstraction and rebelliousness."

"I think what you said makes sense, but you must not let him hear it."

But sometimes the more you fear something, the more it will come to you

"Qier! Woman!"

"Fuck!" x2

"You guys had a great time chatting just now. Take me with you."

Bai Feng now turned into a black fox and looked at the two of them with a joking look on his face.

How did they see Bai Feng's expression through the armor?

"Ahem—!"

"You heard wrong, yes! You definitely heard wrong."

"Paimon is right!"

Seeing this, Bai Feng immediately stopped treating him like a human being.

"You're going to have fun with me, okay? Then don't blame me for being too loud."

"Darkness Boost Time!"

"xGeats Victory"

"Help ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!" X2

boom!boom!

Looking at the two people who fell asleep peacefully on the ground, Bai Feng released his transformation and started taunting them again.

"Cook! Just practice more!"

"You can't speak! Just don't speak!"

"At least don't let me hear it (very quietly)"