Bai Feng couldn't help but take a few steps back after watching Ke Qing put the computer down with a punch. He was afraid that the fist would fall on his head in the next second.

However, Bai Feng, who didn't mind watching the excitement, immediately imitated Mr. E and spread out on the sofa, supporting his head with one hand and looking at Ke Qing.

Just when Keqing turned around, she saw Bai Feng watching the fun on the sofa, so Keqing prepared to activate the backup hidden energy (bushi)

"Help me, Sister Alicia!"

"Leave Qingqing!"

"Oh no! What kind of work are you doing, Afeng?"

"It's nothing, I'm just having fun imitating a certain basilisk."

"Ciao~"

Just when Bai Feng was about to teleport away, Ai Li grabbed Bai Feng's arm.

"You can't leave"

"Isn't this...isn't it right?"

Then Bai Feng watched Ai Li take out the wand of origin and started singing

"Bright light, illuminating the earth!"

So Ai Li took the wand of origin and hit Bai Feng on the head again.

boom!

"You... don't follow martial ethics!"

Pfft!

Then Bai Feng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground like a savior from 2068.

"Sister Ai Li, he won't be dead, right?"

(Bai Feng: You are really my good apprentice!)

"I can't die"

"3, 2, 1"

As the countdown ended, Bai Feng jumped up again and started going crazy.

"Haha! I, Bai Hansan, am back again!"

Then Ai Li also looked at the petrified Ke Qing

"Used to it"

“Too abstract”

After Keqing said this, she left directly. After all, she had finished asking her questions and her own work was not completed.

Soon after, Erya came back with her guitar and showed it off to the two of them.

"Mom and Dad, let me show you my skills."

"Really? Then let's start looking forward to it."

So as shown in the figure

"唔→唔↗唔↗唔↘唔→"

After watching the two people's performance, Bai Feng's face looked like a dragon picture. On the other hand, Aili was applauding and chanting

"Framed Clam"

"You played it very well, don't play it again"

Then Bai Feng also constructed a guitar and looked at Erya

"Get up and drive, I'll do it for you again!"

"??????"

"?????"

When the playing reached the climax, Bai Feng also sang the lyrics, and even sang out the half collapse

“Don’t tell me what direction you think I should take”

“I know I’m gonna find the way”

“Don’t tell me that this sable is for my own sake”

“Hear what I’ve got to say”

(Song title: SABLE)

"Huh~"

"It's great! I haven't felt like this for a long time."

Ellie and Bella on the side have already stared at Bai Feng's half-collapsed dragon horn.

"?"

"."

"√"X2

"What are you doing?"

"Wait? What do you want to do?!"

"Oh shit!"

Then Bai Feng was knocked down by the oncoming facial cleanser, and the other three people saw this and followed Ai Li's pace.

Bai Feng, who was pushed to the ground by the facial cleanser, was both in pain and happiness.

"So girls' bodies are all fragrant, right?"

"Not sure, lick it and see"

At this time, Bai Feng, who was pressed by the two peaks, stuck out his tongue!

"Suck~"

"Ah~~~~!"

After hearing their mother's sudden voice of unknown meaning, the three of them also let go of Bai Feng's half-collapsed dragon horn.

And Ai Li also suddenly got up from Bai Feng, who had already started to have a nosebleed. After all, Bai Feng could see the good health from Bai Feng's perspective (sure)

"A Feng! I hate it!"

boom!

(very loud)

So the wooden floor on the first floor was shattered into pieces by Aili's blow, and Bai Feng lay in the center with a big character resting in peace.

But what surprised Bai Feng was that Ai Li's attack actually broke the defense of a humanoid bastard like himself.

Bai Feng came to a conclusion through this incident

"Be sure not to drive suddenly, otherwise you will die miserably."

"But if you say you are right, you will dare to do it next time."

Then Bai Feng covered his head and stood up to repair the floor. The two adults and one small were looking at Ai Li in shock, but Bai Feng didn't know that the danger was about to come.

boom!

"What happened?"

Bai Feng touched the back of his head and looked at Ai Li behind him.

"Alicia doesn't know~"

It would have been more convincing if there wasn't a broken steel pipe hidden behind Aili, but Bai Feng suddenly turned blank and fell on the sofa.

"Delayed attack! Afeng!"

"Hello, Sister Aili"

"Hey, where did Brother Bai Feng go?"

By coincidence, Pado brought Kevin and Mei to Teyvat.

(Arrived through Thousand Worlds One Multiplication, the space coordinates were given by Bai Feng)

So the three of them saw Ai Li holding half a steel pipe and Bai Feng fainting on the sofa, while Mei whispered in Kevin's ear.

"Kevin, Ellie is having a great time."

"I don't want to play like this"

On the side, Pado has quietly come to Bai Feng and plans to purchase goods.

"I wonder how many good things Brother Bai Feng hides in his body?"

"Sparkling big baby, here we come!"

Padu put his dirty little hands into Bai Feng's fourth-dimensional pocket and began to fumble around.

“I didn’t expect this pocket to be quite big.”

"Yes! I touched the big treasure!"

Perhaps due to the increased volume due to excessive excitement, the other six people also noticed the Pado being purchased.

But what people didn't expect was that no one stepped forward to stop him. Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

When Padu stretched out his hand, he saw a black and blue buckle.

"Looks like we got a big treasure! I wonder how much it can be sold for?"

Just when Padu was fantasizing about how much money she could sell for, the xGeats deduction in her hand suddenly became restless, and the desire drive also appeared in Bai Feng's body.

"Darkness Boost!"

"xGeats" (Extreme Fox Ten Tails)

"Ready Fight"

Kevin and Mei looked at the transformed Bai Feng warily, but now Bai Feng was beaten by Black Fox. Then Black Fox gave Pado a head jump and taunted him.

"puff--!"

After seeing the black fox's actions, the two of them couldn't hold back any longer.

"Sure enough, this prop can recognize people. Both the person and the prop are quite abstract."

Kevin on the side also nodded in agreement and said

"That's right"

But the more abstract ones are yet to come.

At this time, the black fox's left and right hands suddenly moved towards his head, and they were two big mouths.

Snapped!Snapped!

Then Bai Feng was forced to turn on his computer by xGeats.

"Huh? (The lawyer is confused)"

"Kevin, Sister Mei, and Pado, why are you here?"

"Hey~ Why does my face hurt so much?"

After releasing the transformation, Bai Feng took back the xGeats deduction without even thinking about it and looked at everyone in confusion.

"Why are you here?"

After hearing Bai Feng's words, Kevin looked at Bai Feng angrily.

"It's not like someone is going to be a father and didn't tell us."

"I remember Pado was in the group."

Mei on the side broke away from Ellie's arms and added

"But she didn't even look at it"

"..........(The Lawyer is speechless)"

"That child is?"

Mei looked at the changed Bella and no longer recognized her.

"Bella, come here and say hello to your Aunt Mei."

"Come on~"

"Hello Aunt Mei, I'm Bella. There have been a lot of changes outside recently."

Seeing this, Mei nodded and looked at Bai Feng.

"Where are the other two girls?"

"I'll call them"

Then Bai Feng came to the door of their room and reminded them.

"We have a guest at home, come out and take a look."

"It's your Uncle Instant Noodles and Aunt Mei"

"彳亍"X2

After saying this, Bai Feng heard Kevin's roar.

"Shut up you damn brat!"

Seeing this, Bai Feng didn't want to be outdone and responded.

"Aminos!"

All of a sudden, the two people downstairs were stunned. Kevin and Mei really didn't know what Amenos meant, but Ally only knew a curse word.

At this time, the two little guys who were playing games in the room also came to the first floor.

"Hello Aunt Mei, hello Uncle Kevin"

Then Mei squatted down and hugged the two little girls, looking very happy.

"Hello, Xiaoya, long time no see~"

But this made Kevin on the side feel heartbroken. He also wanted such a cute child. After thinking of this, he immediately silenced everyone.

"Mei! Let's also have two...no! Let's have three children."

"Eh--!"

Now Mei's face was as red as a steam girl. Seeing this, Bai Feng and Ai Li smiled at each other and started kissing in front of the five people.

"My dear Ellie, come and give me a kiss~"

"Yeah, mua~"

Then Bai Feng glanced at Bella, who was standing behind Kevin and Mei. The latter immediately understood Bai Feng's look and said it was OK.

As for Bai Ya and Aiya, they started to complain.

"Ahhhh! If you don't spread the dog food, you will die!"

"Thank you for the invitation. I've eaten enough dog food."

On the other hand, Kevin looked at Mei next to him and was already a little ready to make a move. Mei also noticed Kevin's eyes.

(These two are just a few steps away from getting married and having children before confessing their love)

At this time, Kevin was also ready to hug Mei, but Bella, who had been waiting for a long time, would not let go of this golden opportunity.

"good chance!"

"Benares-ice! (super quiet)"

An ice block formed by an invisible ray appeared on the path that the two of them must pass, and the two of them, without knowing it, walked toward each other.

The two people who were kissing at this time stopped and looked at Kevin and Mei with aunty smiles.

"Sea Bull—!"

"Hey~"

After the two stepped on the ice, they slipped and kissed each other. At this time, Ellie also stood up and congratulated appropriately.

"Congratulations to you. When are you going to let the lovely elf lady hug your nephew?"

"Same as above, but I can trick him/her."

Bai Feng then called Aiya and asked her to take out the Sakura Geats sublimation fee.

"Familiar, just like my xGeats"

"Forget it, let's go buy food first."

"Talk slowly~"

Then Ai Li took Bai Feng and the children to give the two of them some space to be alone, but they didn't seem to see the surveillance camera pointed at them.

After five minutes, Kevin made sure that Bai Feng and his family had gone away and directly picked up Mei and walked to the guest room on the third floor.

"Let's go back to the house with me"

Mei, who was hugged by the princess, nodded shyly, while Kevin was already crazy with joy in his heart.

"I didn't expect that once I came here, my wedding would be arranged."

"You brat, I will forgive you for calling me Uncle Instant Noodles this time."

Wu Wufen, who was waiting for food in the private room on the first floor of Liuliting, looked at the pictures uploaded on his mobile phone and smiled like an aunt.

Bai Ya, who often reads novels, smiles brightest

"This couple is so cute~"

“It’s really good to drink, and there’s no one else who can stay single while being in love.”

"You're right, but what if I help Uncle Instant Noodles and Aunt Mei go further?"

Seeing this, the two parents could only smile helplessly. After all, they came up with this idea.

30 minutes later

After looking at a large table full of body-building dishes, the disdain of this family has been harder to suppress than ak recently.

However, they were not in a hurry to go back. After putting the food prepared for them into the thermos box, the five of them ordered another table of food, but this time they ate it themselves.

What is commendable is the speed of serving food at Liuliting. It took less than ten minutes for several people to order the food.

After seeing this, they simply praised Liuli Pavilion a few times and the others began to feast. However, the one who ate the least this time was Bai Feng.

Bai Feng said about this

“This is what it feels like to be without hunger.”

So a few people ate so much that they piled their plates into a hill under Bai Feng's surprised gaze.

(At this time, Kevin and Mei are still applauding for love)

At this time, Bai Feng had already begun to complete the Honkai Impact Star Iron, and he happened to be seen by Ellie while he was completing the mission about Cat Cat Cake.

"A Feng, I want this~"

"Get it for me~ Get it for me~"

Seeing this, Bai Feng couldn't stand it, so he opened the portal and came to the confinement section of the Black Tower Space Station.

"This is the confinement cabin. Let's look around and see if we can get some information."

Bai Feng, who found it troublesome, directly used his corrosive authority to invade the equipment of the entire confinement cabin.

"Got you!"

“Isn’t it rude to steal other people’s data like this?”

"Sometimes the end justifies the means, Mr. Plasterhead"

However, Bai Feng still left a little gift inside the program, but this is all a story for another day.

Bai Feng took the data and directly opened the portal and returned to Liuli Pavilion.

"A Feng, where did you go just now?"

"I'm going to get you the machine to make those little guys."

Ai Li's eyes lit up instantly when she heard this, but the little guys on the side were only focused on eating and did not hear the whispers of the two.

"There's really nothing I can do about you"

Bai Feng constructed all the machinery and raw materials of the rice cooker directly in the private room.

Then Bai Feng started the practical operation directly based on the obtained data and Ruan Mei’s notes.

"First like this, then like this"

"Finally like this, then add this"

Ding!

"It's done!"

So Bai Feng appeared in front of Ellie holding a pink cat cake.

(There are a lot of pictures on site b, so I won’t post them here for fear of infringement)

"Wow! What a cute little guy!"

"Let me hug you!"

"mu ~niu~ mu ~niu~"

The little guy held by Ai Li also captured Ai Li's heart with his cute screams, and even Bai Feng on the side became jealous.

But he still wants to lose face. If he turns his body into a cat cake here, then the Herrscher's career will be over (sad)

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