Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

The exams are coming soon (silly* the exams are bad for me) and the update frequency has returned to once a day for the time being. And silly* the school has a lot of things to deal with recently. I have time to do all the work but no time to repair the water dispenser. I am so numb.

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We are wondering whether we should let Bai Feng build a local DGP here in Teyvat for fun.

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After sighing the law of cause and effect, Bai Feng suddenly remembered something

"It's over. I forgot to find out which gzz sent me to cause trouble."

"I understand!"

"Dottore must have done it!"

The body of Dotore, who was far away in the winter, was slapped by Bai Feng across space.

Dotore:? ? ?

But even if Bai Feng wanted to save him, he was already helpless. He didn’t even leave ashes, so how could he resurrect the information?

"Forget it, I have stones anyway."

"If you dare to attack, you will be defeated."

(The case has been solved, it was brought by the Fools from a certain country)

Then Bai Feng looked at the place where the fools were annihilated before and made several international friendly gestures.

“It’s really unlucky every day”

"I'm not in the mood for a walk after being fucked like this."

(Actually, this guy is just too lazy to walk back)

"Well, that's right, I'm definitely not in the mood to wander around in the world anymore."

After confirming his answer (excuse) again, Bai Feng directly opened the portal and returned home.

"Hey, everyone is here"

"A Feng, do you want to see how long you have been out?"

"How long?"

"Tell the beautiful fairy lady, what can you buy that will last you an hour?"

"Huh? So long?"

At the same time, Bai Feng seemed to have thought of the reason.

"It's broken, Zhongli also screwed it up for me!"

Then Bai Feng looked at Ai Li with a guilty conscience.

"Let's not get angry first. It's not good for the children."

Ai Li also felt that Bai Feng's words made sense and gave up the idea of ​​giving him a critical hit with the wand of origin.

Seeing the opportunity to escape, a figure with a green figure came directly to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients.

(This b even turned on the wind mode in order to escape)

Wind Core: What do you use my ability to create ideal fluids for?

Bai Feng: It is related to my life.

Feng Lv Core: Get out!

(Additional insert: I’ve been feeling so bored lately that I’m not in the mood to type, and I often get stuck on my text. I’m so annoyed)

Return to plot

Bai Feng, who had just escaped from Allie's clutches, did not dare to waste any more time, for fear that the wand of origin would fall on his head again.

(Talk to Maple’s Noble Phantasm: The Origin Wand held by Ellie)

Then Bai Feng took out his Dawn Shine and looked at the various meats and vegetables in front of him.

(Using a stabbing sword to cut meat? It’s really yours.jpg)

"Either I die today, or I... bah bah bah come back again

"Today either you die or you perish!"

"Face the strong wind"

Bai Feng in the kitchen is as happy as a 0/21/0 happy man showing off his dog tags

After looking at the onion in front of him, Bai Feng started to have trouble. Whenever he tried to cut the onion, he would always sweat... No, he would burst into tears.

But Bai Feng remembered the words of a well-known male chef Kaslana.

"As long as you cover your eyes, you won't cry anymore."

Bai Feng, who suddenly became enlightened, decided to die on his own

"Siegfried, you are such a fucking genius!"

Bai Feng then constructed a blindfold full of wisdom on the spot and began an endless battle between himself and Onion.

"Suffer death! Onion!"

"One knife, end it!"

However, what Bai Feng expected was that the cutting sensation he imagined did not appear. Instead, his fingers still hurt a little.

Then Bai Feng took off his blindfold and saw the knife falling on his finger without missing a beat.

"My darn thing!"

"Siegfried, you tricked me, and you didn't even mention that you would cut your fingers!"

It was already too late to go to the doctor at this time, because Bai Feng... had already healed on his own.

Bai Feng: As I possess the core power of Death Law, victory is a matter of course

"I didn't expect to cut so many pieces. Let's make some puppets."

The crystals spread out from Bai Feng's body slowly condensed into the appearance of a human being. However, Bai Feng did not set faces for these puppets. At the same time, each puppet had a pseudo-control core in its body.

(Bai Feng controls the puppet through the main core in his body)

"You guys bring these to the table. I'll go over and take a look first."

Then Bai Feng looked towards the balcony and saw four people sitting there neatly waiting for the start.

"My darn thing!"

High, blood pressure is high

(Does the lawyer have symptoms of high blood pressure?)

"You still plan to let me handle everything, I'm speechless."

“I thought it was going to rain today, but the result was that I was speechless (rain).”

At this point, Bai Feng stopped complaining and walked towards the balcony.

"You are really just waiting here (annoyed)"

"In the end, I was asked to come."

"Hmm, yes, after all, Feng, your ability is really convenient."

"so"

"Barbecue"

"when will you arrive"

It can be seen that these three mischievous spirits are too hungry to survive, and Bai Feng is installing the barbecue grill needed for barbecue.

ten minutes later

With the barbecue grill ready, the barbecue can finally start as scheduled.

“It finally started, but it just feels like it’s a bit slow.”

"really"

"so slow"

"So hungry~"

"You three (speechless.jpg)"

Then Bai Feng took out the Heavenly Fire Saint from his four-dimensional space to replace the fuel. I have to admire Bai Feng's imagination and use the Skyfire Barbecue to be really good for you.

After the sky fire is put in, you can obviously feel that the barbecue is much faster. You don't have to worry about whether it can be cooked. After all, the temperature of the sky fire is enough to cook it instantly.

However, in order to allow the other people to enjoy the barbecue, Bai Feng adjusted it to a suitable temperature.

"A Feng, open your mouth quickly, it's urgent~"

After looking at the meat skewers that were about to be fed into his mouth, Bai Feng smiled slightly and wiped them out before saying

"It's still Aili who is nice to me. You don't want to be like those three girls."

"You are!"

"defamation!"

"us!"

So these three girls couldn't help but speed up their meal a little faster. According to their posture, they wouldn't even leave a bunch of them for the cheap old man Bai Feng.

"My darn thing!"

"Let you see what it means to be powerful without feeling full!"

Bai Feng directly asked the puppet to take over his barbecue work and began to compete with the three girls who could eat more, but Bai Feng did not forget Ai Li beside him while eating.

“Ellie try this roast beef”

“And this grilled mushroom”

“This roasted potato and meat is perfect with this ingredient, try it quickly”

Then Bai Feng gradually slowed down his eating speed and always paid attention to Ai Li's eating situation. When he saw those things Ai Li had not tasted, Bai Feng would always be the first to put roasted meats and vegetarian dishes on Ai Li's plate.

Ai Li readily accepted all of this. After all, this was her husband’s kindness, and besides, these were really delicious (emphasis added)

"How can we just eat barbecue? There is juice and rice here. If you need it, just grab it."

At this time, the system, which had not appeared for a long time and had turned into a human form, found Bai Feng.

"Brother, what are you eating? It smells so good."

"How about barbecue? Can I get you some?"

"I'm just waiting for your words."

"Haha, I'll be here soon!"

Bai Feng filled two large bowls of rice and filled them with barbecued meat and vegetables. Next to them were the wine and drinks brought by the puppet.

“Just take whatever you want to drink.”

Then the system sat next to Bai Feng and said

"It tastes really good. I thought your cooking skills had deteriorated after not cooking for so long."

"How is that possible? But we haven't cooked for a while."

Bai Feng couldn't help but chuckle when he said this. After all, their family usually went to Wanmin Hall to eat.

After watching the two people chatting happily, Ai Li did not disturb them. After all, the system had already become familiar with the family in its phantom appearance. Sometimes when Bai Feng and Ai Li went out, Brother Tong would help take care of the baby.

"Haha, you are the best kid"

The system looked at Ai Li and then patted Bai Feng on the shoulder.

"Your boy is going to be a father again."

"Brother, please stop teasing me, our situation is special."

"Yes, let's go one by one."

Watching Brother Tong holding up a big green stick (beer) towards Bai Feng and signaling Bai Feng to take it, Brother Tong took out a bottle again and opened the cap and drank with Bai Feng.

"touch one"

Dang~

(Clinking glasses sound effect)

"Done!" X2

Then Yi Luzhe showed off a whole bottle of Big Green Stick in one go

“It’s great, I haven’t drank like this for a long time.”

"Yes, these days are really comfortable."

The four people who were full on the side left the space to Bai Feng and System who were clinking glasses, so that these two people could have a good time to eat and drink to their heart's content.

Not long after, Bai Feng, who was already drunk, began to express his thoughts to the system. In fact, Bai Feng could directly decompose alcohol, but he wanted to enjoy the feeling of being drunk.

"Brother, do you think it's really useful that I've done so much?"

"Of course it works. You have changed many regrets in this world."

"Why are you talking so much? Let's do one more thing!"

"Come!"

Bai Feng: I want to be emo

System: The other party rejected your emo and gave you a big green stick.

System: Want one?

Bai Feng: Whoever is a coward is a grandson!

The two of them drank from 7:30 p.m. to 2 a.m.

"It's getting late, brother, I'm leaving first"

"You should also pay attention to rest, brother, although you don't need it for a long time."

"Yes, thank you for reminding me. I'd better wash away the alcohol smell before going back to sleep."

"Hahahaha, you really haven't changed."

"certainly"

"No more chatting, see you next time"

"Well, see you next time"

The system disappeared directly into a blue light and continued its journey on Teyvat, while Bai Feng came to the bathroom to wash away the alcohol smell on his body and decompose the alcohol in his body.

After drying the body's moisture with the Flame Law Core, Bai Feng returned to the bedroom. Looking at Ellie who had fallen asleep, Bai Feng's eyes softened and he held his lover in his arms.

"Good night, Ellie."

Then some red light flashed in Bai Feng's eyes and he fell asleep

(Use the power of consciousness to force yourself to sleep)

But just after Bai Feng fell asleep, Aili opened her eyes and looked at Bai Feng tenderly with her pair of shining and beautiful pink eyes.

"Good night, Feng"

Then Ai Li leaned into Bai Feng's arms and fell asleep peacefully.