Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

These two unreliable guys were completely confused (literally) when they learned that they were going to be fathers and mothers.

"Ah ↑?! I'm going to be a father (mom)?!"

Bai Shu just thought that the two of them didn't hear clearly and repeated again.

"Yes, Mr. Bai Feng and Miss Aili are going to be parents."

But the longevity on his neck said:

"I am already a parent of three children, why do I feel like I am a first-time parent (annoyed)"

In response, Bai Feng and Ai Li could only look at Changsheng with polite but awkward smiles, but not long after, Ai Li looked at Bai Feng affectionately.

She looked at Bai Feng with surprise, joy, and even a maternal aura around her.

"A Feng, this is the first little life we ​​have given birth to."

"Yeah, although it's sudden, I will take good care of you and everyone in the family."

Ying, Paimon, and Bai Shu who were standing aside looked at the two people who were beginning to get bored again with aunty smiles on their faces, but the inner thoughts of the three of them were also different.

Paimon: "They must have a lot of delicious food at their wedding banquet."

Bai Shu: "It's the birth of new life again, I wish you all the best."

Chu Ying: "Isn't it even better if we are married and have children?"

At this time, Bai Feng and Ai Li also noticed an inexplicable feeling. When they looked back, they saw Ying Ying, who was dreaming and smiling foolishly.

However, for the sake of Bu Lu's integrity, Bai Feng still pulled Zui Ying outside before he and Ai Li started to "educate" her.

Looking at Ai Li and Bai Feng holding Kaslan Nazu's passing stick and Origin wand respectively, Hou Ying swallowed.

(Bai Feng asked Pado to purchase the bat.)

"Take it easy?"

"What a beautiful thought~"

"Lie down, you!"

"Ooohhohohohoho!"

(Thanks to Mr. Tom for the dubbing)

Not long after, Ying appeared in front of the two factions with a big bump on his head.

"Do you dare?"

"Don't dare"

"Is there a next time?"

"I'm sorry I was wrong. I'll try again next time."

"Hmm↑?"

"No, no, there's no next time!"

"Children can be taught"

Then the two of them put away the weapons in their hands with satisfaction. On the other hand, Ying appeared in front of the two of them with a head full of buns.

"puff--!"

"Difficult to jump"

"fun"

"Don't you three have any sense of public morality?"

"Pamon, even if you don't care about me, what does it mean to laugh along with me (annoyed)"

"That...I thought of something happy (feeling guilty)"

"What's the happy thing?"

"Sister Aili, she is pregnant today"

"puff--!"

"Bai Feng, what do you mean?"

"I also remembered something happy. My Ellie is pregnant today."

After hearing Bai Feng's name, Aili blushed and punched Bai Feng on the chest.

"What do you call your Ai Li? You're so embarrassed~"

So Ying who didn't understand the joke was fooled, while Bai Feng hugged Aili tightly and stroked the hair of the beauty in his arms to show his attentiveness.

"My wife has nothing to do and don't do strenuous activities. It's not good for you or the child."

"Tell me what you want to eat. I can't make you suffer during this time, wife."

"You, you really have nothing to do to show your courtesy."

Ai Li looked at Bai Feng, who was showing his attentiveness, speechlessly, but she didn't hate this feeling.

"I still prefer the unruly Afeng~"

She ends the game!

This sudden critical hit for Bai Feng was really hurt, and he even directly typed it into a black and white line drawing for Bai Feng.

Then Bai Feng imitated a certain Dekaili demon and started singing.

"Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds, sun, rainbow, ocean, beach, forest, stones, gravel, earth"

And Ying on the side also let out a mournful cry (Qin Liuyin)

"You bitch! Shut your mouth!"

"Get out of my head!"

Ai Li looked at Bai Feng who was still chanting repeatedly and sighed before taking out her wand of origin again.

"A Feng is really an old childish ghost~"

boom!

Bai Feng just lay on the ground quietly, as if he was asleep

MacArthur Mon, the five-star Teyvat star who was watching the whole process, said

"If I hadn't seen the raised corners of her mouth, I would have believed it."

However, Ying seemed very happy. After being beaten severely by the two of them, it was difficult to start because Ai Li was pregnant. However, after seeing the unconscious Bai Feng, Ying went up and touched her several times.

"You hit me with your jeep!"

"This kick was the one you used to burn me with the fire dragon!"

"You and Sister Ai Li just hit me together with this kick!"

Then Ellie covered little Paimon's eyes and said

"Children are not allowed to watch~"

Of course, it would be better if you ignore the gaps exposed by Ellie’s fingers

But the sudden sound broke the current situation

"aughhhhh!"

"aughhhhhhh!"

"aughhhhhhhhhh!"

Seeing that the two were still looking for the source of the sound, Ai Li reminded them and pointed to Bai Feng who was lying on the ground, and the latter instantly understood what Ai Li meant.

"You dog!"

"You're not still alive after fainting, you're still trying to survive, right?"

Then Ying added another kick

(We failed to penetrate enemy armor)

Bai Feng's hatred can be seen from Ying's behavior just now. Although Qi Ye's training method is very effective, the hatred is still very strong.

Even if the person involved faints, the victim can make up for it. If Ying has the strength to break Bai Feng's defense, the headlines of the Liyue Daily the next day will definitely be like this.

"A man was stabbed 17 times in the back while at home. Professionals examined the injuries and determined he committed suicide."

Bai Feng will definitely express his difficulty, and then

"Set Avenge"

"一斉に胜ちtakeるgame"

"贴り出す勇者のstep"

"Chair Take it"

"Rebirth in my world"

"その手で出ばして"

"くボーダーライン"

"生き半るlast いつだってconditionは"

"No pain no gain?"

(A ditty about 6 wins in 6 fights, we haven’t watched the theatrical version yet)

Thank you, Taili!

I'm going too far again, hehe~

Just when Ying was about to fuck Bai Feng again, something unexpected happened. Bai Feng suddenly woke up and shocked Ying.

Then Ying subconsciously took out the Heavy Magnetic Slash and slashed directly at Bai Feng's head.

"Damn it, it's a fake corpse!"

"I, Bai Hansan..."

bang~

(Advanced collision sound effects)

Paimon: "You don't know how to kill, right?"

Paimon never expected that Bai Feng would suddenly wake up and the frightened Ying would do such a thing.

Bai Feng: "What the hell? Hey, it still hurts a little bit."

Ying: "You're not dead"

Ai Li: "You, you underestimate Afeng too much"

Ellie: "But I think you should take a look at your weapons first."

Then Ying looked at the Heavy Magnetic Slash in his hand

"Fuck!"

"Such a big gap! My favorite knife!!! (Heartbreaking)"

Ai Li, who is familiar with Bai Feng's ability to withstand beatings, would not worry at all that a weapon of this level would hurt Bai Feng. After all, this guy is also a solid iron-headed boy.

(in every sense)