Star Railway: I, Su Yu! Railway Group Poultry

[I have been busy reviewing recently and have too much homework. I really don’t want to write the text]

[I don’t know why I wrote this chapter, just watch it for fun]

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In the endless darkness, countless stars are shining, and in an invisible corner of the other side of the stars, a lightless throne stands on the deserted wasteland.

"[Happiness] is the power of life, [Happiness] is the essence of life, life begins with [Happiness], practices [Happiness], and ultimately ends in [Happiness]."

On the throne, a young man in a black windbreaker swayed the wine glass in his hand, but the empty glass made a sound of fluid sloshing.

"How is it? My interpretation is pretty good, right?"

The young man's eyes, as dark as ink and like stars in the universe, looked at the headless man in front of him.

"Hahaha, that's good, what? My friend, do you want to be my emissary? Hahaha, hahaha!"

The headless, nameless man laughs contagiously. Why he laughs is hard to figure out.

"But, my friend, why do you begin your meeting with me in this way?"

A wine glass also formed in the hands of the nameless headless man, and he drank from the air with the young man in black.

"Because he's handsome..."

The young man's voice was as cold as ice, like an emotionless machine.

"That's a really good reason, hahahaha.

However, my friends, shouldn’t communication between friends ensure the most basic respect? "

The headless, nameless man bowed, stretched out his hand, and made a gesture of invitation.

Yes, He was telling the young man in black to stand up to maintain basic respect among friends.

However, I don't know if it was an illusion, but he seemed to be expecting something.

"No, no, no, I can't get up."

A strange smile appeared on the lips of the young man in black.

"Oh?"

The indescribable headless man stood up and asked the young man a question.

"[Aha], you put super glue on my seat, right?"

The young man in black exposed the joke of the headless and nameless man.

Then, the young man in black looked at the land in front of Aha. He was selling Aha a flaw, because he knew that this man would definitely jump into the hole he dug.

"Oh?"

Aha saw the eyes of the young man in black, and then, he stepped forward without hesitation.

But when His feet fell to the ground again, He could not lift them up again.

Yes, this is exactly the super glue He applied to the seat of the young man in black...

"Hahahaha, what a big show, big counterattack! My friend, hahahaha, you win! I was fooled, defeated! Total defeat! Hahahahaha! Hahaha——"

Aha laughed maniacally. He did not feel regretful or sad about his failure. On the contrary, he felt happy about it.

Why? I was fooled! The Star God of [Happiness] has been tricked, how pleasant this is! Of course, that also includes [Happy] himself.

"No, I still can't stand up now."

The smile of the young man in black never faded.

"I know that you know that I changed your glue, and I know even better that you know that I know that you know that I changed your glue, but you are indifferent because you put lube in front of me with your backhand, right?"

The young man in black exposed Aha's prank once again.

"Oh?"

It seems that you have figured out something again? Aha raised his unglued left foot, and then...

"Bam—"

Aha fell forward completely.

[Happiness] Star God, if there is a trap, you must step on it!

"Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! What a surprise, my friend! You once again turned against the general!"

Aha still had no complaints at all. Instead, he felt happy about his current ugly appearance again!

"Tsk, tsk, you are really optimistic. However, today's performance ends here. I have more important things to do."

The young man in black stood up this time. No glue or lubricant appeared. However, when he turned his back to leave, Aha felt a little abnormal.

"Pfft - my friend, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it."

Aha suppressed his smile, why was He smiling?

"Humph……"

The young man ignored it, but what he probably didn't know was that behind him, a piece of white paper had already appeared.

And what was written on that piece of white paper——

【Made by Aha, dedicated to my dearest friend——Ye】

At the same time, there is a grimace made of an Aha mask on that piece of paper.

Not surprisingly, this paper should have been glued together with Aha's glue.

It is also not surprising that the young man in black later lost a black windbreaker that he liked very much.

"..."

Soon, the young man in black left without a trace.

Then, Aha fell silent, but only after a while...

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! My friend, that's why we are friends!"

He laughed maniacally.

However, what he might not know is that a blank piece of paper also appeared behind him.

And what was written on that piece of white paper——

【Made with friendship, given to my dearest enemy——Aha

By the way...Aha is so shameless! 】

At the same time, there is a Q version of Aha on that piece of paper.

However, to Ye's surprise, Aha actually stuck this piece of paper behind his back forever until the end of his life.

Later, when someone asked about this piece of paper, He would just laugh wildly for a while, and then...

"What kind of blank paper? Why don't I know?"

Immediately afterwards, there was another period of crazy laughter.

"Hahahahaha! Hahahaha-hahaha!"

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[The standard of happiness is set by people, and the ultimate form of having fun is when I think I am having fun]——■■

[My friends and I have always gotten along very well, yes, really well, hahaha! Hahaha! 】——■■

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In the core area of ​​the Black Tower Space Station, a Black Tower puppet is constantly tapping on the virtual screen in front of it.

"This damn guy knows it again. It seems I have to adjust his data."

Just some time ago, in Xing's experience, the simulated Aha understood the fact that he was virtual data.

This makes the Black Tower very difficult to deal with. It is only a matter of time before the Star Gods understand the truth about the simulated universe, but Aha still understands it too quickly.

"But if the data is really adjusted... it will be meaningless to simulate the universe, and it will even cause greater changes... But if it is not adjusted... the results will be unpredictable..."

Heita held his forehead. This is really difficult. Damn it, Aha. He just wants to have fun all day long, but he is still so smart.

But now is not the time for her to complain about a star god. She should still focus on the situation in front of her. It will definitely not work if the Aha matter is not handled well.

"Oh, little girl, can't we just ignore it?"

A voice came over, but the angry Heita didn't care about the source of the voice.

"Oh, no matter!? Do you want to let that guy mess around in my simulated universe? I don't agree with this."

Black Tower directly attacked.

"Hey~ why don't you listen to me and give me my opinion?"

Another voice sounded, but this voice was obviously calmer than the previous one.

"Heh, let's talk about it. I'd like to see what you have to say."

Heita continued to type the code without paying attention to who was behind him.

"The biggest essence of that guy Aha is that he is a fun-loving person. He is either looking for time or looking for fun every day."

The calm voice continued.

"so what?"

Black Tower also became interested and planned to listen.

"So, isn't it cool to find out that you are just a data code? Haha..."

The rather playful voice spoke again, but he temporarily controlled himself from laughing wildly.

"Um?"

Heita seemed to understand a little bit.

"That guy doesn't care about which world he belongs to. On the contrary, he must be very excited after knowing that his world is just a game, expecting someone to clear the game and kill him. After all, that guy just likes black humor.

As for influencing other star gods, haha, whenever he sees several other star gods firmly trusting their destiny but unable to see the truth; whenever he looks at the people in this universe and affirms his own truth, I'm sure He must be enjoying it.

But if the other star gods know the truth, won’t the fun stop? Even if he wants them to know so as to observe their reactions and make the world chaotic, it will definitely be after he has finished enjoying the fun of appreciating ignorance. thing. "

The calm voice said a lot of words, but they seemed to make sense. Heita had no doubts about why he understood Aha so well.

"What happens after this?"

Heita continued to ask questions, his attitude a little more modest than before.

"How many years do you think it will take to wait for this so-called future based on the time scale of the Star God? One hundred? One thousand? Or more?"

The steady voice continued to speak.

"Hiss...it does seem to be a good idea. Yes, I quite like it. Let's do it this way for the time being."

Black Tower stopped what she was doing. Anyway, after waiting for thousands of years, the data collected in the simulated universe will definitely be almost complete in a few hundred years. She didn't expect her precious results to be able to manage it for so long.

But this matter is very important. I still have to discuss it with the partners, but I think they will agree.

"By the way, which department do you two belong to? You are so smart, why don't you think about it..."

Heita finally remembered to question the identities of the two people, but when she turned around, she froze in place.

Because her eyes happened to meet Aha's weird smiling face, and at the same time, she was also looking at the young man in black.

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The scene was deathly quiet.

As for the mood of the people on the scene, two people were having fun and one person was embarrassed.

Heita: I was really panicked at that time. I was so embarrassed that I could squeeze out of two rooms and one hall. In front of me were two Star God-level figures... Star Gods! I'm really afraid that I will disappear in the next second and say goodbye to this world.

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After another period of silence, someone finally couldn't bear it any longer.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! My friend, look at her expression, hahahahaha!"

Aha's incarnation patted Ye on the shoulder.

"..."

Heita: Although this guy really owes me a lot, I still dare not say a word. This is definitely not cowardice! Just follow your heart.

"Haha, don't laugh. The little girl is so scared that she can't even speak. Let's go, we have the next stop to go."

Ye stopped Aha's wild laughter.

"Oh, well, well, my dear friend."

Aha glanced at Heita again. She was still standing there, as if she had hung up, but Aha was sure that she was still in this doll.

"Little girl, I'm looking forward to the game update."

After Aha finished speaking, he turned around with Ye, then opened a space crack and prepared to leave.

Of course, the white paper behind the two people was also directly seen by Heita.

The two pictures and the two messages are quite contagious. If these two things were on other people, maybe Heita would laugh out loud.

"..."

Heita: I really want to laugh, but I'm afraid that after I finish laughing, a knife will be placed on my neck out of thin air.

"..."

Heita watched the two people leave, still standing there without daring to say a word.

Now she is really afraid that the two of them will kill each other and one of them will come back to see how she reacts. Don't believe it! Two fun people can do anything.

Time passed slowly like this, until about a few minutes later, a communication sounded, which was a message from Screw Gum.

"Heita, over there..."

Screwgulu's rather elegant male voice came over.

But before he could finish his words, Heita interrupted him.

"Screw! You may not believe it, but I had a close encounter with two Star God-level guys just now!"

Heita's voice was quite excited.

"...You might as well talk and listen."

Screw Gum on the other side of the phone listened and showed considerable interest.

"just......"

Heita used the quickest method to explain what happened quite excitedly. She was sure that it was her most excited tone in the past hundred years.

"...So...what are you going to do."

Screwgum asked.

"That's it, but we have to be more careful when collecting information in the future. After all, we might be able to harvest the ultimate easter egg someday."

Heita finally calmed down, but his tone was still quite exciting.

As for the so-called ultimate easter egg, what else could it be, other than discussing the philosophy of life with the real Star God in the game?

Haha, you can imagine that you were chatting with Aha while playing the simulated universe, and when the results came out, you found that this thing had been swapped and became the real thing.

Don’t believe it, this guy can really do it!

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