The heroine eavesdropped on her heart, and my villain's character collapsed.

The little Taoist smiled bitterly and rubbed his face, then looked at Tang Yu and said, "Brother, what are you doing when you get out of the car?"

"Pee, together?"

While Tang Yu was talking, he had already walked to the riverside and started to unbutton his pants and pee whenever he wanted.

"..."

The little Taoist priest quickly turned his head, he really couldn't bear to look down.

There are two rows of willows planted by the river. When the river wind blows, catkins fly all over the sky, blowing Tang Yu's face.

"Fortunately, the wind is not too strong, otherwise it would be troublesome to blow the apata tea back."

As an optimist, Tang Yu felt a little lucky in his heart, otherwise he would have peed all over himself.

After solving the physical problem, Tang Yu returned to the car and drove to the car with a happy face.

"Little sister, cherish the time when you are not inedged. When you are not inedged, you can live like a human being and experience the joy of eating, drinking and having diarrhea."

"I can understand eating and drinking, but not having diarrhea."

"Stupid, what's the point of eating and drinking without having sex? It's like doing foreplay without doing anything serious. It's unacceptable."

"..."

After getting along with Tang Yu for a long time, the little Taoist priest also suffered a lot and began to understand the meaning of these words.

She chose to remain silent and not answer, lest her pure heart be further polluted.

A willow leaf was blown down by the wind and just landed on the little Taoist priest's lap.

The little Taoist priest grabbed the green willow leaf and said with a smile on his face: "Brother, look, the wind has blown a willow leaf over."

"Miss Xue's spirit in heaven will break willows for you to say goodbye, right?"

Tang Yu said with a smile.

The little Taoist priest nodded vigorously and said yes.

"The willows are springing at the head of the Yangtze River, and the Yang Hua Chou kills the people crossing the river. Several bagpipes leave the pavilion at night. You go to Xiaoxiang and I go to Qin."

At this moment, Tang Yu suddenly became very excited.

"Brother, did you write it?"

The little Taoist priest looked at Tang Yu with a little more admiration in his clear eyes.

"If someone else writes it, if I steal it, it belongs to me. If anyone steals it again, I will cause trouble for them."

Tang Yu laughed. He often wrote some poems from his hometown in "The Tragedy of Fairy Meiyun".

This move resulted in a much higher evaluation of the work. Readers rated Tang's paintings of sacred poems and paintings as a generation of immortal emperors in the literary world.

Some scholars who claim to be gentlemen will also use their love of poetry as an excuse to openly collect Tang Yu's works, claiming that they only love poetry and not beautiful clouds.

It's just that everyone knows very well, among these scholars, who doesn't love Meiyun?

The little Taoist priest didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and the sorrow of separation in his heart was washed away, and he drove the carriage and continued to move forward.

After the carriage traveled for a while, a figure suddenly appeared on the side of the road and blocked the carriage's path.

It was Chunhu who had sneaked away before.

This guy was wearing a pink skirt, dressed up in a fancy way, and he was riding a majestic tiger on his crotch.

If ordinary passers-by saw it, they would probably be scared to death by the tiger.

It's just that this tiger is as docile as a cat under Spring Lake's crotch.

Although his cultivation was greatly harmed by Tang Yu.

But after all, Spring Lake is still the king of the mountain in this area, and catching a tiger as a mount is really not a problem.

"Xiao Niubi, why did you suddenly leave the city? Are you going back to your hometown? I was planning to go back to the city, and I brought you some wild fruits."

When he saw the little Taoist priest, Chun Hu's words were better than his singing. When asking questions, he looked at the carriage with his eyes fixed.

If you can let a little Taoist priest act as a groom, is that bastard Tang Yu in the car?

She was a little unsure, so she could only use a lame excuse to inquire, praying in her heart that the Lord of Hell would take away this bastard Tang Yu.

Just as the little Taoist priest was about to answer, Tang Yu in the car gently kicked her in the lower back.

The little Taoist priest who reacted quickly said with a straight face.

"There's no need to bring it with you. I won't come here again."

"If you don't come, you won't come. No one is asking you for a useless thing. My master, Yin Nie?"

Chunhu asked with a smile.

"Brother, he...several monks came to the city a few days ago and started killing..."

The little Taoist priest's expression became more and more sad as he spoke, and he simply lowered his head to cover his face.

Chun Hu was stunned for a few seconds, and then he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahahahahaha, God's eyes are open."

After laughing for a while, she looked at the little Taoist priest and persuaded him.

"Don't be sad about the calf's nose. This kind of person is a scourge in the world. It is a blessing to die early. Besides, he is not your father and mother. Why are you crying while carrying someone else's coffin?"

"She may be crying that you are going to be unlucky. After all, the disaster will last for thousands of years."

Tang Yu's sinister sneer suddenly came from the carriage.

Chun Hu, who was standing on the tiger's back with his hands on his hips and laughing, almost peeed in fear.

"run."

When she came to her senses, she hugged the tiger on her crotch and shouted, and the tiger turned around and ran away very fast.

Tang Yu poked his head out of the carriage and saw that this guy was running away and had no intention of chasing him.

"Brother, don't you care about her?"

The little Taoist priest said with a funny face, that guy is stupid and he is really happy to be with her.

"If you take care of her, she will run away instead. Don't worry, she will come back crying and shouting."

Tang Yu was very aware of this guy's urinary properties and asked the little Taoist priest to continue walking.

The little Taoist priest said oh and drove the carriage forward.

Chun Hu, who had already run back to the mountains and forests, was panicking to death. She thought this guy was really dead, which made her happy in vain.

Seeing that guy, he had no intention of pursuing him.

After waiting for a while, Chunhu felt something was wrong and asked Tiger to carry him back to take a look.

When we returned to the roadside, the carriage had already traveled quite a distance.

He had no intention of stopping and looking back for her.

This made her feel a little disappointed for no reason.

"What do you mean, you won't cause trouble for me?"

Chun Hu clenched his fists and felt a little angry. Then he thought about it again and felt that something was wrong.

With Tang Yu's petty bastard, he knew that he was watching them fall into a dead end but he deliberately kept silent.

He will definitely write a big mark on himself in his grudge book!

With his temperament, he didn't even bother to trouble himself.

Then there is only one reason!

"That's right. Although he escaped, he must have been seriously injured. He might not have the strength to hit me now, so he deliberately hid in the car to scare me."

"Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? Do you really think I will be fooled? The man named Tang is destined to die at my hands!"

When Chun Hu thought that he had seen through Tang Yu's plan, he suddenly laughed and reached out to touch the tiger's head under his crotch.

"Wait until I kill your enemy, and then I will come back and teach you how to practice Taoism."

After hearing Chun Hu's words, the tiger swung its tail like a big dog.

Letting the tiger carry him to catch up with the carriage, Chunhu jumped off the tiger and blocked the carriageway.

"Calf nose parking."

"Isn't this our Lord Chunhu? What do you do with him?"

The little Taoist priest asked with a smile. After staying with Tang Yu for a long time, she had learned some of the yin and yang skills.

"What are you doing? I just went back to pack my belongings, but after packing, you disappeared. What are you doing? You want to leave me alone? Aren't we a family?"

Chunhu said as he climbed onto the carriage, opened the curtain of the carriage and got in.

I saw Tang Yu leaning in the car with a lazy look on his face and closing his eyes to relax.

Spring Lake couldn't be happier.

Sure enough, his resourcefulness was still superior to his. This guy was lifeless. Wasn't it because he was seriously injured?

"Jie Jie Jie, surnamed Tang, compared with my Master Chun Hu in resourcefulness, you are still a bit immature."

PS: Xiaogong lost her temper today. She and I went to the mall. She saw a cake that she wanted to buy but thought it was too big to finish. The clerk pointed at me and said that it would be fine if you eat it with your significant other. She said angrily: He is not my other half, he is my everything