The heroine eavesdropped on her heart, and my villain's character collapsed.
Chapter 872 Listen to others and eat enough
"Want to eat?"
Tang Yu tapped the bowl with chopsticks and asked with a smile.
The little Taoist priest originally wanted to say no, but it wasn't because a gentleman doesn't accept compliments, it was mainly because he was shy and embarrassed.
But I was really hungry. After all, I didn’t eat much for two days, so I relied on drinking cold water and a few wild fruits I picked up.
Tang Yu took the empty bowl that he had just finished, poured half of it in, and handed the bowl to the little Taoist priest.
"You haven't eaten this bowl yet. Let's eat it first. You seem to be a conscientious boy. You don't learn how to make money. Your old man didn't teach you to listen to others and eat enough?"
"No."
The little Taoist priest shook his head vigorously and took the chopsticks down like flying.
Tang Yu slowly poured himself a glass of wine, taking a sip of wine and a mouthful of noodles. The alcohol content of this wine was not high, and it was far from the Maozi from his hometown.
Seeing that the little Taoist priest was eating too quickly, Tang Yu didn't go to tease him.
When I'm alone with nothing to do, it's nice to have someone to chat with.
When half the bowl of noodles was finished, the little Taoist priest was so excited that he almost cried. He poured himself a large bowl of tea and drank it in one gulp, then let out a loud burp.
After burping, he almost got under the table and whispered with his head raised.
"How much does this cost? I owe it first, and I'll give it to you later when I make some money."
"When will you turn back? Don't starve to death on the streets after you've eaten enough."
Tang Yu held up the jug and poured another glass of wine and said, "Drink some?"
The little Taoist priest was not used to Tang Yu's jumping topic for a while. He lowered his head and shook his head and said, "I don't drink."
"Then I'll drink it myself. Are you full? If it's not enough, I'll give you some noodles?"
Tang Yu didn't have the habit of persuading people to drink, so she drank low-alcohol wine as a drink.
The little Taoist priest still shook his head, sitting aside holding a tea cup and watching Tang Yu drink.
Being stared at by his little eyes, Tang Yu couldn't help but joke.
"Why are you staring at me like a bitch? Do you want others to think we have a habit of cutting sleeves?"
The little Taoist priest asked with a look of astonishment: "What is the habit of cutting sleeves and the good of Long Yang?"
This was the first time for Tang Yu to see a child with such a simple mind. After thinking for a moment, he decided to harm him and gave him knowledge with a mean smile.
So the little Taoist stood up and sat across from Tang Yu, trying to distance himself and prove everyone's innocence.
After finishing a bottle of wine, Tang Yu asked the waiter to bring a pot of tea.
Although the little Taoist priest does not drink alcohol, he is quite happy to drink tea. After eating and drinking, he sips the tea with a satisfied expression on his face, as if this is the happiest thing in the world.
Tang Yu held up the tea cup and looked outside the inn. It was already raining lightly outside.
A graceful woman holding an oil-paper umbrella is walking on the stone road, with a gentle and pleasant smile on her face, which is the most beautiful scenery.
"You hold an oil-paper umbrella and lament that marriage is too graceful... Be more careful with that man. It's not even Tomb Sweeping Day yet and he's running around with a coffin board on his back. Don't block me from seeing beautiful women."
Tang Yu suddenly started cursing after singing a few words.
The little Taoist priest who was drinking tea almost choked to death and sprayed a mouthful of tea at Tang Yu who was sitting opposite.
Tang Yu used her inner strength and slapped her hand casually, sending water droplets flying all over the sky. She said with disdain, "Sloppy or not, you dirty little Taoist priest."
"Hold... I'm sorry."
The little Taoist priest quickly apologized and couldn't help but asked curiously.
"What did you sing just now? What a weird song."
"Back home, why are you always so nervous? You act like a girl, why don't you pretend to be a man?"
Tang Yu pulled out the chair and squatted down, turning into a cat staring at the crotch.
The little Taoist priest quickly clamped his legs and said angrily.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not pretending to be a man."
"Well, actually I can smell that you are not a girl. Girls smell different."
Tang Yu laughed and stood up and said, "Little Taoist, it's a pity that you don't have the temperament to be a girl."
The little Taoist priest lowered his head to drink tea and pretended not to hear.
"And don't treat me like a quarrel in the future. My name is Tang Yu. You eat and drink me for free. It's not an exaggeration to call me big brother."
"Yeah, big brother."
"Well, it would be better if the tone was more sincere."
"Yeah, brother, why didn't you ask me my name?"
"The name doesn't matter, you are my little brother from now on."
"..."
"Is there a girl you like? Big brother will teach you how to make a girl chase you."
"???"
The two sat at the table drinking tea and chatting. The waiter came up to refill the Sanxi pot of tea. His attitude was still very good and he also brought two plates of melon seeds and peanuts.
It was a rainy day and no customers came to the store. The waiter, the old shopkeeper and a few other customers simply sat there and listened to Tang Yu chatting with the little Taoist priest.
When Tang Yu talked about how to pretend to be rich without spending money to deceive a girl, and even let the girl repay the money.
Several customers in the store were applauded on the spot, and some even gave Tang Yu a bottle of wine from their own pockets.
Tang Yu smiled and thanked the old man with a fist in his arms.
"You can just listen to what we are talking about. Even though we are so romantic, we must not forget a word."
"What?"
The old man who delivered the wine asked curiously.
"Cherish a good girl, don't waste a bad girl."
After Tang Yu finished speaking, everyone applauded in agreement.
The old shopkeeper saw Tang Yu making everyone listen intoxicated, so after thinking about it, he walked over and whispered.
"Sir, can I discuss something with you?"
"The old shopkeeper wants to introduce his granddaughter to me?"
"..."
The waiter at the side almost jumped on the spot, pacing back and forth and hesitated to speak.
The old shopkeeper didn't know whether to laugh or cry, waving his hands.
"Young master, please don't make fun of me. My granddaughter may not like you either. I just want to invite you to come to our store to be a storyteller. If you make money, I'll take six and I'll get some. How about that?"
"Thanks to the shopkeeper's kindness, I will consider it."
Tang Yu smiled, being a storyteller? It's quite interesting.
"Then I'll wait for the good news."
The old shopkeeper didn't have high hopes at first, thinking that Tang Yu had declined him.
After all, the person who casually threw away a piece of silver didn't seem to be a poor money owner.
When the rain outside stopped, the little Taoist stood up and said.
"Brother, then I will set up a stall to tell fortunes. When I make some money, I will treat you to dinner."
"Let's go, let's go, let's go and read the girls' palms."
Tang Yu put her arm around the little Taoist priest's shoulders and set off with him with a smile.
"Brother, do you really know how to read palms? Don't use what you taught me before to deceive people. You will be beaten when the time comes."
The little Taoist priest reminded carefully.
A few days ago, he saw a colleague of his cheating and was beaten to death, so he didn't dare to do what Tang Yu taught him.
PS: Red is destruction, blue is indifference, green is disguise, white is nothingness, pink is hypocrisy, purple is mystery, black is destination, yellow...send it to me
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