The heroine eavesdropped on her heart, and my villain's character collapsed.

So Tang Yu spoke without thinking.

"I didn't expect there to be such a handsome man in the world. Could it be that you are the Dragon Subduing Heavenly Lord?"

After hearing this beautiful man.

The old man who had been concentrating on combing his hair just now suddenly became happy and pretended to be calm.

"I didn't expect that I could hide it so deeply and even let you see it. Who are you? Why do you know that I am Dragon Subduing Tianzun?"

"It's so easy to recognize you. You are like a firefly in the night, a black bear in the snow, and your flowing hair is even more stunning."

As Tang Yu spoke, he licked his hands twice and pretended to help the old man pick his hair and style it.

Old Man He laughed twice and then rolled over and jumped off the bed.

He said with a vigilant look: "Of course I know that I am extremely handsome. Don't use this to get close to me. Tell the truth. What is the purpose of getting close to me?"

Seeing him so alert.

Tang Yu clapped his hands and praised: "As expected of Dragon Subduing Heavenly Lord, I haven't seen you for so many years and you are still so vigilant. No wonder you were able to keep pace with me in the organization back then!"

"Organization? Which organization?"

A trace of confusion flashed across Old Man He's face.

"You don't have to keep pretending to be stupid with me. Have you forgotten about fighting side by side in 99? The director did say that we should keep it secret, but now the confidentiality period has ended."

Tang Yu said with a serious face.

Old Man He, who had just come back to his senses, immediately let out two oohs and clasped his fists at Tang Yu.

"I didn't expect that he was a comrade who survived the God-Slaying Battle. I wonder who you are?"

"I am Fuhu Tianzun. I assisted my seniors in killing countless gods. After that battle, seniors, you were seriously injured and lost a lot of your memories. How are you recovering now?"

Tang Yu said in an excited tone.

"Uh-huh, uh... I think I've partially recovered."

Old Man He was a little confused, but he felt from the bottom of his heart that this was true. He had finally met someone of the same mind.

He just said that he had obviously done many great things.

But the monster in the hospital didn't believe him, and said he was crazy and asked him to open his mouth and take medicine.

"By the way, brother, you came to me this time because the organization has any tasks to arrange?"

After recognizing Tang Yu, Old He immediately ran to Tang Yu and asked mysteriously.

Tang Yu smiled bitterly and said, "I was arrested. They said I was mentally ill."

"Fart, they are crazy. They have no idea how much we have paid for this world."

Old man He immediately jumped to his feet and cursed.

"Lao He, it's your turn to take medicine."

Just then, a nurse came in with medicine and a glass of water.

This nurse sister is not only as good-looking as any other, at least she is also big-bodied and round-waisted.

Of course, if you work in a place like a mental hospital, you won't be able to do it without some strength.

When he heard the word "take medicine," Old Man He immediately got into bed and hid, shouting.

"I won't eat. I am Dragon Subduing Heavenly Lord, the guardian of this world secretly. You monster, don't even think of harming me!"

The nurse was used to it. She took a pen and drew a cross on the medical record sheet, which meant that the patient was not getting better and needed to continue treatment.

Then she looked at Tang Yu and asked, "Are you his family member?"

"We are comrades fighting side by side. Let me handle this."

Tang Yu stretched out his hand to signal the nurse to give the medicine to him, and he would help her feed it.

The nurse stared at Tang Yu's face for a few more times, then handed the medicine to Tang Yu with a blushing face and warned.

"Make sure he takes it on time."

After the nurse left, Old He came out from under the bed with a gray face and said.

"These people are really crazy. They lock me here and make me eat this stuff every day. This stuff is worse than shit."

"Have you ever eaten shit?"

Tang Yu said in shock.

"Of course, I, the mighty Dragon Subduing Heavenly Lord, is there anything I dare not do?"

Old man He said arrogantly with his hands behind his back.

"As expected of Dragon Subduing Tianzun, he has easily accomplished things that others cannot."

Tang Yu gave a thumbs up, held the medicine in his hand and said, "In that case, I will take this medicine on your behalf today."

After saying that, Tang Yu held the medicine and pretended to swallow it.

After seeing Tang Yu help him take medicine without changing his expression.

Old Man He suddenly had a little more admiration and felt that Fuhu Tianzun was too easy to deal with.

After taking the medicine, Tang Yu sighed.

"Senior, you have sacrificed so much for this world, but you are trapped here. It is really a failure of the world."

"It doesn't matter. You and I are walking together on the road, why should we care about the eyes of the world?"

Old Man He said seriously, recalling the scene of the two of them fighting side by side to kill the gods.

Seeing that the atmosphere is almost set.

Tang Yu said slowly: "If you can hear such a sentence, it doesn't matter even if you are misunderstood by the world. If senior will not give up, how about you and I sworn brothers today?"

"Good good."

Old Man He jumped up excitedly and said: "We are going to sworn sworn brothers now. So... why are we sworn in? I was sealed by three thousand gods, and I just lost this memory."

"It's okay, I'll teach you."

Tang Yu smiled and immediately taught this old guy the process of sworn brotherhood.

Of course, he omitted some of the troublesome parts.

For example, beheading a chicken or something. This is a mental hospital. Where can I find a chicken?

Then the lines were slightly modified.

Removed the requirement not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.

After all, this old guy must be sixty or seventy years old.

After finishing the process of kneeling down and shouting lines, Tang Yu found two disposable cups and said, "The next step is the last step and the most important process."

"What is it?"

Old Man He asked excitedly.

"Eat shit!"

Tang Yu took out a small bottle that he had prepared in advance from his arms.

There was a black viscous liquid in the bottle, which was high-end imported chocolate sauce. It cost him more than two thousand to buy such a small bottle.

After squeezing the chocolate sauce into two disposable cups.

Tang Yu said righteously: "This is the purest black shit. You and I, brothers, will eat this to show our sincerity and prove that you and I dare to eat shit for our brothers!"

Old Man He swallowed his saliva, his expression somewhat nervous and guilty.

I used to brag to this brother Fuhu Tianzun that he had eaten shit.

That's false.

But when he saw Tang Yu eat all the black stuff in the cup in one go.

His heart suddenly burst with pride, and he shouted: "You are called a good brother if you dare to eat shit!"

After shouting, he took the cup and imitated Tang Yu and drank it all in one gulp.

Then, he realized why this shit tasted so good? Sweet and smooth but not greasy.

After smacking his mouth, he looked at Tang Yu eagerly and said, "Brother, why is this shit of yours so delicious?"

“That’s because we have the guts and determination to make shit taste good!”

Tang Yu put away the remaining half bottle of chocolate sauce and shouted with a smile.

"Brother, since we have completed our sworn vows, I will take my leave. I still have to carry out my duties as a bureau chief."

"Okay, okay, hurry up and protect the world. When I recover, you and I will fight side by side!"

Old Man He nodded heavily.

After leaving the ward, Tang Yu showed a satisfied and lewd smile.

Isn't Ye Qiu here to recruit Old Man He as a thug?

He wanted to see how Ye Qiu would kidnap Old Man He tomorrow.

After walking down the stairs to the second floor, Tang Yu suddenly heard an exclamation coming from the bathroom next to him.

He walked over curiously and took a look, only to find two nurses looking at a patient with collapsed expressions.

The patient shouted while eating: "Reflect! We have to reflect! Why do gringos hate Chinese people! It must be that we haven't reflected enough!"

"Damn it, what's wrong with this guy?"

After seeing this disgusting scene, the chocolate sauce in Tang Yu's mouth was no longer sweet.

"Oh, I don't know. Recently, a lot of new patients have suddenly arrived in the hospital. They are all like this. They just eat this thing every day, and after eating, they tell us to reflect."

The nurse sighed helplessly.

PS: The update is late, I reflect on it hahahaha