The evil life of Jia Erhu

Chen Lingyan rolled her eyes at Jia Erhu: "What are you pretending to be? A little reform-through-labor prisoner is still pretending to be polite in front of my sister. When my sister was in college, you were still in prison!

Just pee, why don't you untie your little hands?

Which of your little hands is tied, let me untie it for you! "

As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Lingyan's beautiful face turned red.

She also blurted out, hurriedly speaking, and then realized in an instant: Aren't those "little hands"?

Jia Erhu was not as open-minded as Chen Lingyan. He didn't think of it, but just asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Have you ever been to college?"

"Nonsense! It's been two years since I graduated."

"then you……"

"You still think I'm my sister, right? You've been poisoned by your sister-in-law. Even though she looks like a dog, she's actually very dull. She doesn't look like a university teacher.

If our university teachers could look like her, they would definitely walk like wind, and their little butts would shake so much that the whole school would shake! "

She doesn't look like a female college student at all. She is even more girly than a girl. She is no different from the young wives in the village who talk about sexual intercourse as a story.

Jia Erhu remained calm on the surface, but he shook his head in his heart: After four years of college, this girl has studied in vain. How can she have any qualities of a college student?

He didn't know that Chen Lingyan, who had been unemployed for more than two years, had found a boyfriend who liked to look for flowers. When she was depressed, she chatted online and was completely led away by those netizens.

But having said that, she is still a virgin two years after graduating from college, which shows that she is a clean and self-sufficient girl.

Chen Lingyan looked around but didn't see any urinals. When she came to the nurse's station, the nurse told her that there were plastic urinals for sale at the counter in the lobby on the first floor, and they were staffed 24 hours a day.

Chen Lingyan came to the first floor and realized that there seemed to be nothing in the ward. She immediately bought a water bottle, a washbasin, towels, toothpaste and toothbrushes, towels, soap and a urinal. She held a large push of things in her arms and complained as soon as she entered the door: "I Tell me, is your sister-in-law a woman? Why haven’t I prepared anything for you?”

After saying that, she put the other things on the floor and walked to the bed with the urinal.

Jia Erhu said with an embarrassed look: "Should we call the nurse?"

"I'll protect you," Chen Lingyan said, "I'm telling you, none of the nurses in the hospital are better looking than my sister. You have such a beautiful woman waiting for you, but you still don't know how lucky you are. You're really a little kid who won't grow up." Damn boy."

Jia Erhu tried his best not to laugh.

Because when I smile, my whole body hurts.

Chen Lingyan handed over the urinal, and Jia Erhu looked at her and explained: "If I could move my hands, I wouldn't think of calling a nurse."

"I - go, do you still want me to pick it up for you?"

Jia Erhu couldn't help it and was amused by her, but then he gritted his teeth again and was in excruciating pain.

"You're already like this, and you still want to take advantage of me."

As he said this, Chen Lingyan reached out and lifted the blanket. When she saw Jia Erhu's body, her face turned red.

When Jia Erhu looked at her like that, she really didn't look like the little girl she acted like. She looked like a girl who had never seen the world.

Seeing Jia Erhu staring at her, Chen Lingyan rolled her eyes at him: "What are you looking at? Don't think too much, I'm just returning a favor to you."

After saying that, she actually closed her eyes and reached out to unzip Jia Erhu's shorts.

Who knows that the more you don't want to touch it, the more you'll bump into places you shouldn't touch.

Chen Lingyan opened her eyes with a red face and scolded Jia Erhu angrily: "You're already like this and you're still acting like a hooligan?"

Jia Erhu looked at her with a confused face, thinking: I didn't even move, why am I acting like a gangster?

But then I thought again, this is just Chen Lingyan looking for the stairs. In this case, there is no need to argue.

Chen Lingyan pursed her lips. With experience this time, she first put her hands on Jia Erhu's waistband, and then pointed the urinal at that area.

When he reached out to move his pants, he closed his eyes. After moving them, he put the urinal in front of him and asked, "Are you aligned?"

I have never seen such a beautiful, cute girl who talks like a little girl. Her whole soul is taken away by her.

Jia Erhu raised his lips slightly: "It's right."

Chen Lingyan still closed her eyes: "Then why are you lingering? Hurry up and pee!"

"I...I can't pee."