I make a contract with myself
Chapter 304 The brave ones will die of overeating, and the timid ones will die of starvation!
The ancestral land is in the water of Linghu Lake.
Sun Yan and Lin Xiaoyu returned to this place, their eyes full of vicissitudes.
Wu is still the martial arts fanatic he was. They won the battle that they had planned for many years.
But what happened later made the master and apprentice realize that sometimes sincerity can be rewarded with sincerity.
If Yuanchu Xianlingwu sincerely wants to fight, they must fight sincerely, otherwise he will not show mercy.
How to fight sincerely?
In fact, it means abandoning all calculations and both sides attack each other...
Fortunately, Wu Ye is not unreasonable. After he had a good fight, he kept his promise, followed history and returned to heaven and earth, perfected the training system of human warriors, and became a part of the world's rules.
Although the process was very bumpy and Sun Yan didn't even want to recall it, he finally achieved his goal.
Successfully completed Daozu's mission, next...
Sun Yan's face was suddenly filled with black lines.
What the hell!
After staying in the sealed space for too long, I almost forgot that there is a group of people outside the ancestral land waiting to deal with me!
What should I do if I don’t feel like going out?
Sun Yan lay in the water of Linghu Lake with a sad look on his face.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"I don't want to go out. It would be great if I could hide here and practice until I became invincible." Sun Yan sighed softly.
Lin Xiaoyu thought for a moment and just said one sentence to cheer him up again.
"Your four wives are all outside."
"Actually, there are five."
"Tsk, when are you going to marry another one? Who is that person?"
Sun Yan coughed dryly, turned his head and said, "You also know that person, it's Sect Master Yun."
"..."
For a long time, Sun Yan didn't hear Lin Xiaoyu's voice.
Tilting his head, he took a peek and saw that the beautiful master was taking deep breaths continuously, and her clothes were about to burst open on her chest.
Needless to say, the relationship between Lin Xiaoyu and Yun Yun is very close. The two girls are like sisters and are good friends who grew up together.
What's more, Yun Yun's maturity and stability fully deserve the title of "elder sister is like a mother."
Who would have thought that the good sister who had been taking care of her since she was a child would be taken away by her own apprentice. How could she accept this?
At this moment, the figure of Daozu and Sun Yan's face suddenly appeared in Lin Xiaoyu's mind...
The fist is hard!
She was the kind of person who would hit as soon as she thought of it. Before her brain could react, her fist had already hit Sun Yan's face.
Sun Yan had a blank expression on his face: "Master, your hand...doesn't it hurt?"
It was a completely subconscious action and no spiritual energy was used.
With a Taoist master's fragile body confronting a warrior's iron body, the result is predictable.
Lin Xiaoyu blinked and realized it belatedly.
After a moment, she covered her hands, lowered her head and sobbed.
It shouldn't be painful, right?
Sun Yan's mouth twitched and he watched coldly.
Over the years, Master's acting skills have improved...
Lin Xiaoyu pretended to cry for a long time, but she felt very upset when she saw that her shameless, lustful, despicable, and filthy-minded unscrupulous disciple actually ignored her as his master and instead hugged a stone and lifted it up high.
The teacher is not as good as the stone?
Lin Xiaoyu sniffed and this time she was really about to cry, and she was crying because of anger.
Sun Yan had sharp eyes. Seeing that his master was secretly looking at him, he no longer wanted to stay out of it and came over in a servile manner.
"Aren't you crying?"
Lin Xiaoyu turned her head away and ignored him.
As a teacher, I am angry and the consequences will be serious!
Sun Yan smiled bitterly and could only coax him.
Anyway, the methods of coaxing a wife, coaxing children, and coaxing elves are all similar. It’s just coaxing a master, so it’s easy to do.
After a moment, Lin Xiaoyu grabbed Sun Yan's ear and twisted it hard.
“Ahhh, it hurts so much…”
Sun Yan shouted twice exaggeratedly to satisfy his master's revengeful desire, and then he said, "Five years, five years have passed in the outside world, and the ancestral land has not shown any signs of closing."
Lin Xiaoyu withdrew her hand and nodded modestly: "Fortunately, it won't make the people outside wait anxiously."
She had just finished beating her apprentice, but she started to act like a master again, even though she was originally a master...
Sun Yan laughed dryly twice and looked at her deeply.
Lin Xiaoyu was puzzled: "What?"
"How do we get out?"
“…Hey!”
Lin Xiaoyu hugged Xiaobai and Xiaohei and rubbed them for a while, but her eyes were wandering around.
How to get out?
Haha, I want to know too!
Xiaobai and Xiaohei are still the same, their appearance has not changed, they are still as petite and delicate as porcelain dolls.
However, the changes they had undergone before, although they didn't know why, did make things different.
The two girls are using the power of time and space more and more freely, as if they were using their own arms.
It was as if the original fairy time and space of the past had reappeared between heaven and earth!
Of course, this is a good thing, and Sun Yan is quite happy about it.
Unable to leave for the time being, the master and disciple lay down completely, too lazy to practice, and just started a fire in the water of Linghu Lake and had a barbecue, feeling very comfortable.
As for why you can eat barbecue in water?
Oh my, this is flying into the sky and hiding in the ground, can science explain it?
"This is Beauty Wine, brewed by my wife herself. Master, please try it."
Sun Yan took out a jar of wine from his storage bag as if he was presenting a treasure.
Lin Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, she snatched the jar of wine, and drank it down with her head tilted back.
Tons tons tons...
Sun Yan looked at his hands, stunned for a while.
The name of this wine is Jiaurenzui, and the inspiration for the name comes from drunk women... guys, the taste is secondary.
You can’t drink like this!
If I had known earlier, I would have taken Ling Xiaobai. I wouldn’t have gotten drunk from that wine.
Just as he was stunned, the wine jar was empty.
"Hiccup~~"
Lin Xiaoyu burped, her face flushed, and she smiled foolishly. She was already drunk.
There was no other way, Sun Yan could only use the power of his soul to gently tap his soul, so that he could "sober up".
Of course, only the soul is awake. If one wants to continue to be drunk, it is also very easy.
Just don't wake up your body. Ladies, especially Madam Yun, often do this.
After all, no matter what was done after being drunk, no matter how outrageous it was, as long as the four words "drunk and promiscuous" were used, the matter would be over.
Afterwards, if anyone dared to mention this matter, they would inevitably be kicked off the bed...
Sun Yan's spiritual power quietly hit the guardian golden light, but failed to shake her soul and could not wake her up at all.
It was obvious that Lin Xiaoyu did it on purpose.
Sun Yan blinked, a little confused about what his master was thinking.
Lin Xiaoyu raised her head, staring at him without blinking, grinning foolishly, with blue waves flowing in her beautiful eyes.
Being stared at by the beautiful master, Sun Yan frowned and said nothing, but he didn't even blink.
Unlike the time in the abyss, the strength gap between the man and woman at that time was too huge, and the weak and useless man was always the one being protected.
During the years in the sealed space, this man and woman supported each other and fought side by side. Fortunately, Yuanchu Xianlingwu was always looking for fights between the two, otherwise the relationship between the master and disciple would have deteriorated sooner or later.
Nowadays, a man and a woman live together alone...
Well, okay, it’s not just a single man and a single woman, there’s also a bunch of elves eating, drinking and having fun.
Sun Yan couldn't help but smile bitterly, not knowing whether his master did it on purpose or was just teasing him, so he simply ignored him and continued drinking and eating meat.
After a while, he also became drunk.
When he is indecisive, he has sex after drinking. This is a trick his wives taught him.
The brave ones will be starved to death, and the timid ones will be starved to death!
Who hasn't fantasized about betraying their teacher and ancestors...
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