The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news

"This last mission, after you finish it, you can go back to the mall and lie down!"

Si Wawa nodded excitedly, "I do!"

"Are you willing or not? What have you read online?"

"The mentally retarded female partner falls in love with me!"

Tang Shiba: ...Needless to say, my head must have been invaded by bloody Internet articles.

"Don't smile for me hippie!"

Si Wawa was so frightened that he stood up straight and said with a serious face, "Yes!"

Tang Shiba wondered how these dolls could have the same moral character as dogs.

They are all naughty!

"Whether Ouyang Xuan is gay or not, you will throw her to the hospital later. Remember, come to me after throwing her away. Do you understand?"

Si Wawa nodded seriously, "I understand!"

After the two of them finished chatting, an earth-shattering scream suddenly came from upstairs. The sound was deafening, and it was not like something that could be uttered by a dying person.

Ouyang Xuan in the room was almost driven crazy by Tang Lin.

"Tang Lin, you broke my Best Actress trophy, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

Tang Lin ignored her and concentrated on modifying the things in his hands. While doing so, he muttered, "This bracelet is quite difficult to restore. I should bring the tools!"

Ouyang Xuan was going crazy, even if she was put under house arrest, Tang Laosan even broke into a private house and destroyed her things.

what is this? Extremely hurtful and extremely insulting?

Ouyang Xuan wanted to rush over and die with Tang Lin, but there was a dog next to her, staring at her eagerly!

Ouyang Xuan had no choice but to finally drop the golden beans sadly, "Why do you do this to me? If you like these things, just take them away. Why do you destroy them in front of me!"

"Huh? What did you say? I was too focused and didn't hear you?"

Tang Lin turned his head and looked at her with confusion.

Ouyang Xuan was so stimulated by him that she covered her face, squatted on the ground and cried loudly, "You are not human, you are devils!"

"What? The pace of the devil? I heard it too, we're almost at the door!"

Ouyang Xuan: ...Read it, reply randomly...

As soon as Tang Shiba opened the door, he saw two people in the room, one squatting on the ground and the other sitting on the ground.

The two of them are doing their own thing, no one is affecting the other!

The picture is so harmonious that it makes people laugh inexplicably.

Ergou saw her coming in and happily rushed over to complain: Little master, this bad woman is praying to God to leave a gap for her!

[Haha, praying is useless. Who doesn’t know that the gods of our dragon country have more pens than the sacred cows of foreign countries? If you don’t agree, come and argue! 】

[Host, foreign gods are either nailed to shelves or lying in the mud. Unlike our country’s gods, they are all flying in the sky! 】

Tang Shiba gave Gou Tong a thumbs up, "Your statement won my heart. I won't call you rubbish this time!" 】

The anti-traditionalist couldn't hear their conversation, so he could only lie on the ground like a salted fish and groan, [Violent anti-unionist, I want to chat with your host! 】

Goutong slapped him with his backhand, "The dog is barking, the cooked duck is still trying to fly, you said you want to stick to the door, I think you should look in the mirror first!" 】

Anti-unity: ...You can't win even if you fight, and you can't win even if you scold. I'm so angry...

Hearing the approaching footsteps, Ouyang Xuan slowly raised her pale, bloodless face.

Tang Shiba was standing in front of her at this moment, with cold eyes, staring at her condescendingly!

Ouyang Xuan stared at her for a moment, then suddenly laughed, "Tang Shiba, are you here to send me on my way? Haha, if you dare to kill me, one day, my brother will definitely hate you. If you don't believe me, try it!"

"Just try it!"

Tang Shiba lifted her up effortlessly and threw her on the chair, "Sit down, you're so sore with your head down!"

Ouyang Xuan clenched her fists, her eyes filled with anger, "Tang Shiba, don't bully others too much!"

Tang Shiba blinked innocently, "Have I gone too far to bully others? I haven't done anything. I take care of your food and clothing every day, and you still beat me up. I'm so good to you, but you don't appreciate it?"

"You're talking nonsense. It's obvious that you want to starve me to death. If it weren't for my fate, I would have met the King of Hell!"

Tang Shiba clicked his tongue, "Then your life is pretty big. Even if you're like this, it's not bad. You'll live for a long time. It's so magical!"

Ouyang Xuan angrily wanted to rush forward and scratch the face, but she didn't dare and didn't have the courage.

She took retreat as an advance and said sarcastically, "Tang Shiba, you have to kill or behead me as you please. Don't insult me!"

As if he heard some joke, Tang Shiba reached out and pinched her chin, "Ouyang Xuan, I hope you won't cry when I do this later, otherwise, I will look down on you!"

She unconsciously put a little more force on her hand, and Ouyang Xuan frowned in pain.

Seeing this, Tang Shiba slowly let go of his hand, not forgetting to rub against Er Gou.

[It’s been a long time since I washed my face, and my hands feel like they’re covered in mud! 】

Ergou: ...take a bath when you get back, otherwise it will go crazy.

Tang Shiba stopped nagging her, [Gou Tong, kill the rebels! 】

The system was just waiting for this sentence. It held down the word "anti-unity", opened its mouth and bit it.

The anti-unification man screamed in pain and pushed Gou Tong away with all his strength, with a look of fear on his face, "You want to swallow me!" 】

[Yes, if I want to kill you, I can only use this method, otherwise you think I am willing to devour you! 】

Realizing that he was in a bad situation, the anti-unification man wanted to log off without saying a word, but the melon government had already blocked his escape route.

He is doomed this time, there is only one way to die!

The anti-unification man retreated in horror, but there was no way back, he had no way to retreat!

Seeing that Gua Tong was about to bite me again, the anti-unification people were so anxious that they cried, "The parents of the Si family are still in my hands. As long as you let me go, I will definitely let them live!" 】

His goal is obviously to bind Tang Shiba or Si Wuyu, why has it become like this now?

If you don’t want to die for being anti-unification, try your best to use a miserable voice to win the other party’s sympathy.

[Don’t kill me, I’m really still useful. As long as you keep me, I can do whatever you want! 】

[Can you really do anything? 】

Tang Shiba's voice raised hopes for the anti-unification movement. He said sincerely, "I will do anything you want, including killing Ouyang Xuan!" 】

One person and one person lamented, this is the villain system, ruthless in methods, vicious in heart, so ruthless that he would even dare to kill his own host.

She wouldn't dare want such a system!

[You gave us control of Si’s parents’ lives. Is there any problem? 】

Life control?

The anti-unification man hesitated. This was his bargaining chip. Once handed over, he would definitely die.

He pretended to be pitiful and said, "Can I bind someone first?" Once bound, I will hand over Si’s parents immediately! 】

[Host, don’t believe his lies. If you unbind and then rebind, a newbie gift package will be given out. He will definitely find a way to slip away by then! 】

[Goutong, do you think I will believe it? 】

Whoever believes that is a dog!

Seeing that Tang Shiba didn't speak, a weak anti-unification voice sounded, "Is that okay?" 】

[You can be a der. What you think is beautiful, but it’s a pity that reality teaches you how to be a human being! 】

[Goutong, come on, swallow him! 】

Even when death is imminent, she is still moaning and groaning. Do you think she has a good temper and doesn't hit or scold anyone?