The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news

There are wonderful things every year, especially this year.

On Valentine's Day, Tang Shiba didn't go out on a date. Instead, he and three female police officers watched naked gangsters in the surveillance room!

The gangster has fair skin and a good figure, with twelve-pack abs, super-large chest muscles, and biceps.

He was all covered in white, but his face was a little blurry, and it was impossible to see what he looked like.

"That's him, he stole my phone!" the young lady asked excitedly, and even came closer to identify it.

Tang Shiba suspected that she came here to see her figure, not her lost mobile phone!

A female police officer asked her, "Why didn't you catch up with me?"

If he catches up and shouts, the naked gangster might be discovered!

"The place where I made the call was too remote. How could I have known that he would go to that kind of place to rob!"

It’s incredible!

If you can't see clearly the face of the gangster, you won't be able to identify him.

Just when everyone thought the clues were lost, the gangster with a bare head continued to commit crimes again!

Another young lady’s phone was robbed!

Tang Shiba and four other people rushed to arrest him!

[Host, that naked gangster only targets single ladies! 】

[So when girls go out, they must not go to remote places. Fortunately, the other party is interested in wealth rather than sex! 】

[Host, I see that the young lady who was robbed is quite interested in the lust of the naked gangster! 】

[Can you please stop telling the truth! 】

When we arrived at the scene of the incident, the young lady was still "laughing" and shocked!

As soon as Tang Shiba and the others arrived, she hurriedly spoke out.

"Isn't today Valentine's Day? I was going to order a bouquet of roses for my boyfriend, but before I even placed the order, a white shadow came out and snatched my phone away."

"I originally wanted to chase him, but when I saw it, hey, he was not wearing anything! I was scared to death!"

[Host, she said she was scared to death, but her smile was brighter than the flowers! 】

[This young lady is single, where does she get a boyfriend! 】

This young lady, in order not to be laughed at by the police, had to spread rumors that she had a boyfriend.

Yes, I understand, and I won’t expose her!

After listening to the young lady’s dictation, the police officers fell silent.

This guy went out to rob with his buttocks naked in broad daylight. I'm afraid he has a mental problem.

The police sister immediately called various mental hospitals and asked them if there were any patients who suddenly ran out of the hospital recently.

Half an hour later, the police officer shook her head and said, "The mental hospital has iron doors, so no one can escape!"

[Host, that naked gangster has gone crazy for a long time and will commit another crime today. Please let the news out and let netizens help find him! 】

Tang Shiba immediately took out his mobile phone and posted a Weibo post, and also posted a photo of the naked gangster, "This man has well-developed chest muscles, biceps and twelve-pack abs, and his butt is smooth and plump." , today I went in and out of the west part of the city to grab mobile phones. If any enthusiastic fans see it, please contact me immediately, phone number: 137*******."

Tang Shiba didn't know how to send out his own number. What she sent was the police sister's number!

After the post was posted, many fans came to eat.

The comment section exploded.

"Weird things happen every year, especially this year!"

"My home is near the west of the city. I'll find someone right away!"

"This should be the happiest group of victims. When you go shopping, you can even see naked models, tsk tsk tsk~"

The power of netizens is great. After the blurry photos of the naked gangster were exposed, someone immediately saw him in the center of the city.

But this time he was wearing clothes and was not naked at all!

When Tang Shiba and four others caught him, he was too shy to look at them...

[You walked boldly with the bird in broad daylight, but now you are as shy as a little daughter-in-law? 】

[Host, maybe he is stimulated and has two personalities! 】

A policeman smiled and kicked him, "Tell me, why did you come out naked to grab a cell phone in broad daylight?"

The man whispered, "Women are afraid of naked men. If I do this, they won't dare to chase me!"

[Yeah, everyone is just looking at his bare butt, who would even think of chasing him! 】

Another policeman kicked him, "You have good hands and feet, why don't you go to work!"

When he mentioned part-time work, the man wailed, "I'm too tired from working part-time. It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life!"

The buttock robbery incident finally passed. Tang Shiba had been hungry for a long time after eating melon all morning. She ate a large bowl of noodles and then had time to check WeChat.

On WeChat, it was Si Wuyu who sent her a message, asking when she would finish her work and he would pick her up!

Tang Shiba smiled and replied to him, "I'm done~, I'll wait for you in the central square!"

Si Wu: I’ll be there in half an hour!

Tang Shiba hurriedly ran to change her clothes. After changing, she handed the clothes to the police sister.

"Tell the captain for me that my mission is over and I'm going on a date!"

"Go, go, Tang Shiba, thank you for your hard work. Thank you for your efforts for everyone!"

What to pay for?

If it weren't for a special day, she would definitely show off her pussy today!

Tang Shiba ran to buy a gift, and then waited for Si Wuyu on the roadside with flowers in his arms!

Someone recognized her and hurriedly sent a group message: Yaoshou, I met Beidou on the road. She was wearing a mask and holding a large bouquet of roses, waiting for her idol on the roadside!

The black treasures are going crazy: hurry, hurry, give me your address, come right away!

Heibao: On the side of the road in the central square, there is a stone pile there!

Black treasures: Ah! ! ! It’s Valentine’s Day, we’re going to turn white with paste beans on the spot!

Huh? That's not right... It's definitely not possible if they just go. The sugar babies will definitely cry if they find out.

So, the administrator told the sugar babies. After the sugar babies found out, they rushed to the central square at the speed of light!

[Host, take advantage of the fact that Movie Emperor Si hasn’t come yet, so let’s have a quick meal! 】

Tang Shiba immediately looked at the melon owner.

It was a couple who seemed to have a quarrel on the spot because of something.

[Ouch, that man secretly bought a necklace worth more than 3,000 yuan for his first love. His current wife asked him to buy a bouquet of flowers for 9.9 yuan, and he said she was materialistic and only wanted to compare? 】

[Then the woman cried, and he said she was being unreasonable and not sensible at all? 】

Tang Shiba was a little wistful after eating this melon. For no reason, he simply felt that this man was not worth it.

The girl cried louder and louder. The boy felt that he had embarrassed him and said that he would break up with her immediately if she cried again!

The girl immediately stopped crying and turned around to comfort the boy and tell him not to be angry!

Tang Shiba looked at it and clicked his tongue again.

[Lick the dog, lick the dog, until there is nothing left, why not say goodbye, then say goodbye, the next one will be better! 】

Tang Shiba finished eating the melon, and when she came to her senses, she found that so many people were squatting beside her, which shocked her.

[Oh, let me go. Suddenly I looked back, and there were so many fans squatting next to me! 】

"Jelly beans~~"

"Jelly Bean~Happy Valentine's Day~~"

The sugar babies coquettishly confessed their love, and then shyly gave away a bouquet worth nine yuan!

Tang Shiba: ...Where did you come from? Quickly move away!

Black babies:...Why have sugar babies changed? We promised to train them into strong men and women...

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