The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news
Chapter 324 Two people fought and their heads were bitten open
[Host, look behind you! 】
The system was silent, and he discovered a very serious problem. When the host was eating melon, it would automatically ignore the people around it.
For example, the people who were following Melon Eater were already around her, and she didn't even notice.
Tang Shiba looked back, "Hey guys, why are there so many people?"
【What are they doing? 】
[Host, they definitely want to eat melon with you! 】
Forget it, since it's just a melon, don't worry about it.
Tang Shiba clung to the door, listening to what was going on inside.
Patients asked her, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, I just saw a woman entering a man's house. Did I hear that they were fighting?"
The patients began to discuss, "Lao Wu came up just now and entered this room. Could it be that he is going to be single?"
"If he could be single, he would wake up laughing in his dreams!"
"He's a bit perverted. The woman who goes in is probably going to die!"
Tang Shiba asked them to stop talking because there was movement inside.
Others also pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
[Haha, it’s dark inside. Can Si Yue look at the other person’s face when he attacks him? 】
[Host, she was counterattacked, and she even shouted excitedly, "Come on, be happy!"]
In order to let the patients enjoy the fun together, she also became the narrator, "The woman was pinned down on the bed by the man, and then the man said to her with a cold face, who are you!"
The patients asked excitedly, "What did that woman say?"
Tang Shiba: "The woman said, come on, brother, I have liked you for a long time, and I belong to you tonight!"
"Wow! Is it so exciting? I must be so excited that I faint!"
[Host, Si Yue realized that she had pounced on the wrong person and was struggling for her life! 】
[Hahaha, she scared the wig off and scared the man to death, thinking he was a nun! 】
"Tang Shiba, explain quickly!"
Tang Shiba: "Well, the woman who went in was wearing a wig. While we were making love to each other, the woman suddenly took off her wig!"
Patients? ? ? :wig? Is the other party a man?
Tang Shiba chuckled and said nonsense on purpose, "That man was so frightened by her that he was chasing people inside with a big knife!"
Patients: ...This is a bit exaggerated. Who is a good person who would bring a big knife with him when he goes out? With the virtue of Lao Wu, he would bring at most two candles!
Siyue was frightened, and she also frightened the other party.
"Who are you? Give me Brother Tang back!"
"I also want to ask who you are, you stinky nun, why did you come into my room and attack me?"
Lao Wu likes women with long hair. Even if he has been single for thirty years, he will never touch a nun.
Siyue's face turned red when she was called a nun. "You are a nun. Your whole family is a nun. I saw Brother Tang entering this room. Where did you hide him?"
"You crazy bitch, get out of here right now, or I'll call someone!"
"Repay Brother Tang!" Siyue, who had already entered, would not miss this opportunity. She pounced on the man, opened her mouth and bit the man's arm.
The man was bitten in pain and grabbed her hair... There was no hair, so he grabbed her bald head and his hand slipped away...
He got angry, "You damn woman, and you said you're not a nun. Who is a good person who shaves his head so it's round and smooth!"
"I'm not a nun, you damn man, I'll bite you to death!"
The man was angry. He didn't dare to hit anyone on Lu Jingjing's territory, so he could only retaliate with tooth, so he opened his mouth and bit the other person's bare head.
"what!!!!"
Si Yue made a pig noise in pain.
Tang Shiba was stomping his feet excitedly outside, "The fight started, the fight started, one bit the other's foot, and the other bit the other's chest. The picture was so beautiful, I can't even imagine it!"
The patients looked at each other with shock in their eyes! Are you playing so fiercely?
Ahem, they want to know who bit whose foot, who bit whose chest...
Siyue was bitten until her head was covered in blood. She touched her head and stayed in place!
She just had her head shaved, and now her head is bitten open?
Who did she offend, and why did she do this to her?
Si Yue opened her mouth in anger and screamed, "Ah!!!"
She won't sleep with anyone anymore. She needs to get out quickly, otherwise she will die here.
[Host, get out of the way, Siyue is running out! 】
Tang Shiba quickly moved out of the way, but the patients were unable to dodge and were bumped into by Si Yue who rushed out.
"Ouch!"
"Who almost hit me to death!"
Everyone took a closer look and saw a woman with a bare head and blood on her head raised her head. Her eyes were angry and her face was covered with blood...
Patients: "Ghost!!!"
Seeing their expressions, Siyue realized that she had forgotten to wear her wig. She turned back and saw the man in the room setting her wig on fire...
Seeing her coming back, the man chuckled, "You fake woman, I'm going to expose your true colors!"
Si Yue was so angry that her chest hurt. She covered her chest with one hand and her face with the other and ran out!
"Get out of the way!"
Siyue ran downstairs in a hurry, and ran away in front of everyone's surprised eyes!
The patients confirmed it, "She was bitten on the chest, she is so awesome!"
"She likes to bite people's feet? Lao Wu is a stinky foot girl. How did she bite her mouth?"
"Isn't that woman from the Si family who blew herself up on Weibo? Her name seems to be Si Yue?"
Everyone looked at Si Wuyu. Isn't there a Si family member here?
Si Wuyu said indifferently, "All her embarrassing behaviors have nothing to do with the Si family!"
Oh...another feud between wealthy families...
Hei Bao, who was nearby, quickly sent a group message: Si Yue was playing SM with a man in the room. When he came out, his head and chest were bitten. He was at the scene and heard the news personally from Lu Dou!
The black treasures of the Pastou Group: Si Yue is so awesome, I will call her Si Guangguang from now on!
Zhu Zhu, the little princess of the Pasta Group: Even if her hair is shaved, it still can’t stop her from winning over men’s hearts. The female Sea King is a real deal!
There was nothing left to eat, so everyone went downstairs to discuss.
Lu Jingjing walked out of the darkness, grabbed the man and kissed him, "Lao Wu, just obey me, I will definitely treat you well!"
"Go away, damn woman, look at you like that, are you worthy of me?"
The man snorted disdainfully, wiped the blood on his mouth and went downstairs. He was frightened tonight, so he went to drink water to calm down!
Lu Jingjing was not angry when the man yelled at her. Instead, she said regretfully, "Why has Lao Wu been single for thirty years? Have you seen that he is so picky with his virtues?"
Tang Shiba nodded, "She's too picky. He can't even look down on women like Si Yue."
I thought I could see a restricted level, but it turned out that the two of them disliked each other.
Lu Jingjing straightened her expression, "Don't forget what you promised to help me!"
Tang Shiba waved his hands and smiled casually, "It's up to you whether it's easy to talk or not, and whether it's efficient or not."
Tang Shiba made a heart gesture with his fingers, he understood everything.
The strong female warrior's expression stiffened, "Didn't you say it's free?"
"Did I say that? Si Wuyu?"
"no!"
Lu Jingjing had no choice but to take two gold bracelets from her hands and put them on her, and then took out a card from her bag and gave them to her!
"That's enough!"
Tang Shiba then took Si Wuyu away with satisfaction.
Huh? No, didn't she come alone? Why take Si Wuyu with you?
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