The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news

As soon as Tang Shiba entered, the door was closed.

Now, nothing can be seen.

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[Why can’t I see it? 】

[Give me the picture quickly, or we will cause trouble! 】

[Come in, rush in! 】

No matter how much trouble the black fans make, they have to accept the fact that they can't see Tang Shiba for the time being.

Tang Shiba had been brought into the living room.

In the living room, a beautiful woman was making tea with her back to her.

Tang Shiba took a big step and sat opposite the woman.

The villagers who were brought in were a little angry when they saw her being so rude.

"When you see Lord Dragon God, why don't you kneel down and worship me."

Tang Shiba glanced at her.

"Are you living in ancient times? I am a guest and I have to kowtow to you? You are so awesome, why don't you let your ancestors jump out and kneel down for you?"

"you!"

The man's face turned red.

"What are you, you are like you, and you still want to be a local emperor. If you really meet an ancient emperor, they will kill you one by one."

The man was speechless and could only stand aside with a red face and angrily dissatisfied.

After finishing his fight with the person, Tang Shiba looked at the woman opposite him.

She frowned as she looked at him.

The woman is ordinary-looking and looks to be in her late thirties.

The face is calm and the temperament is gentle and gentle.

I can't find anything wrong with it.

But it just feels like something is inconsistent.

Judging from her many years of experience in the entertainment industry, the woman in front of her had undergone plastic surgery.

[Goutong, where’s the melon? 】

[You haven’t been here for a long time, do you want to be passive and slow down your work? 】

System: He just said this yesterday.

[Host, wait a moment, her melon is a bit slow, it’s weird. 】

Tang Shiba frowned, [Fool, fool, fool, fool, now another slow melon? 】

[Host, I always feel like you are talking about me. 】

[I never said, don’t be paranoid. 】

The woman had been making tea with her head down, and Tang Shiba sat there for a while, but he didn't see her speak.

She smiled.

Comparing patience with her? It just so happened that this was what she lacked the most, just exercise.

Finally, the woman made tea, put down the teapot, and raised her ordinary face.

When she saw Tang Shiba, Qiao Yu was stunned and blurted out.

"You always feel familiar?"

Where have you seen her?

Qiao Yu didn't know why, but she felt a little panicked when she saw her.

It's like a physical instinct.

"Oh, I am naturally beautiful, all natural without surgery. Many people think I look familiar when they see me."

Tang Shiba was still wearing a beard, and the woman opposite him didn't recognize who she was for a moment.

[Host, the melon is here. 】

Tang Shiba grinned with a big smile and asked the woman directly.

"Woman, I heard that you have something to do with me? If it's not about dinner, there's no need to talk about anything else!"

"My name is Qiao Yu!"

"Oh!"

Tang Shiba's attitude was very casual, so casual that the woman couldn't pretend anymore.

"I called you here because I wanted to meet the woman who pretended to be me."

Tang Shiba sneered, "Pretending to be you? Don't you know how much you weigh? You actually dare to encircle the world and call yourself a god. Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?"

"Some people are really strange. She is not her, and she is not her. Do you think it's strange?"

Qiao Yu couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the table with a "pop" sound.

"Qiao Shiba, if you pretend to be this Dragon God and don't know how to repent, I will show you the power of this Dragon God now."

【oh? Come directly? I just like this kind of woman who is not wordy. 】

[Goutong, she’s going to do a great dance, take a good look. 】

Tang Shiba waited quietly for her performance.

As a result, I saw a lot of small animals swimming in the house?

For example, snakes, centipedes, ants?

【Ouch? She still has this ability, no wonder, no wonder! 】

Seeing the snake approaching Tang Shiba, Qiao Yu smiled coldly.

"If you kowtow to me now and admit your mistake, I will spare you. Otherwise, you will just wait to be bitten by a snake."

When the woman on the side saw the snake in the house, she had already piously shouted to the Dragon God that he was mighty.

Seeing their proud looks, Tang Shiba calmly took out a small bottle from his bag and sprayed it on the snakes.

After being sprayed, the snakes danced on the spot, and some even turned somersaults.

Then, run away!

Qiao Yu's expression changed, "What did you do?"

Tang Shiba innocently put away the bottle.

"Realgar wine. I heard that this is a snake village and there are a lot of snakes, so I prepared it in advance."

[Hey, snake meat is quite delicious, but it’s a pity that those snakes run too fast. 】

[Host, can you be picky about your food? Don’t eat everything. Who knows what these snakes usually eat? What if they eat shit? 】

[Ouch, you ate cabbage poured with manure when you were a kid. Have you forgotten? 】

System: He is on the way to defeat every time. Who is more powerful than him?

Tang Xiao, Tang Lin and Si Wuyu outside heard Tang Shiba's thoughts and their hearts lifted.

There are snakes in the house, more than one!

But what made them dumbfounded was that Tang Shiba was not afraid of snakes at all, and even wanted to eat them.

The woman was so angry at Tang Shiba that she didn't believe in evil and started releasing insects again.

Soon another group of bugs came into the house. Tang Shiba smiled mischievously, calmly took out alcohol and sprayed them on them, and then lit a lighter.

Those bugs were on fire, spinning around in circles, and then they were gone...

Qiao Yu: Mmp, it seems that I am prepared to deal with her in advance. There is something about this fake.

[Sample, I carry disinfectant supplies with me to prevent snake and insect bites, is there anything else? I'm going to have a feast of roasted insects. 】

The insects were also scared away by Tang Shiba's sexy tricks.

The woman next to her was so surprised that she couldn't speak.

this? ? ? Is this okay?

Chang Hua in the closet: No chance to appear at all.

Qiao Yu had no choice but to use her last trump card.

She was a little panicked, but pretended to be calm, "It's interesting, Qiao Shiba, we can have a good talk!"

She poured Tang Shiba a cup of tea and motioned for her to drink and chat.

Tang Shiba did not drink, but ate the melon.

[Tsk, tsk, the villagers who were poisoned just drank her tea? 】

Qiao Yu:! ! ! ?

Omit...

After the shock, Qiao Yu was no longer calm.

Can she hear Qiao Shiba's heart?

She...she...she can't really be the Dragon God, right?

Qiao Yu shook her head again, she couldn't believe in superstition, she had to believe in science!

The villagers outside the door also heard Tang Shiba's melon.

They all didn't believe it when they heard that it was the Dragon God who poisoned them.

The Dragon God loves them so much, how could he poison them!

This must be fake!

"Qiao Shiba, seeing that you are quite capable, how about you follow me from now on?"

If the hard one is not enough, then the soft one will come. She doesn't believe that Tang Shiba is not moved.

[Ouch, follow her? How much does it cost per day? If it doesn’t cost 10 million, I won’t consider it. 】

[Host, your requirements are too high, you can lower them. 】

Tang Shiba stretched out his hand, "I will promise you five million a day, how about that?"

Qiao Yu's eyes widened, "You dare to tease me, Qiao Shiba, I have plenty of means to deal with you, so don't be ignorant and agree quickly."

"Chen Huahua, how do you feel about living a different life?"

When Qiao Yu heard that familiar name, her body trembled and she was stunned. Her whole body seemed to be in some kind of fear!

She stared at Tang Shiba, "Who the hell are you!"

Tang Shiba chuckled, "You were beaten by me. What, you forgot?"

"That year, that month, that day, that time, you also suddenly used a snake to scare me, and then, I slapped you and sent it flying away."

"Forgot? Do you want me to recall the memories for you?"