The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news
Chapter 144 It’s so fun to pretend to be god while eating melon
Tang Shiba struck very hard this time, harder than before.
These two people are not adults yet. If they don't teach them a lesson now, big trouble will definitely happen in the future.
The two were beaten and screamed. Village Chief Qiao jumped up anxiously, feeling sorry for his two sons and not knowing how to break up the fight.
"Don't fight, don't fight!"
"I'll beat you two pieces of shit to death. I'll give you three ears of wax and two pieces of shit. I'll beat you to the point of jumping around! I'll make you bark like dogs."
Tang Shiba held their faces, took off his shoes and put them on them.
"How dare you bark like a dog! If you bark like a dog again, I'll throw you into a lion's den and eat your shit!"
"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, sister, you are our sister! My biological sister!"
The two quickly begged for mercy and lay on the ground, gasping for air.
They didn't expect the new girl to be so fierce, so fierce that they had no ability to resist.
So humiliating.
They must avenge this!
Tang Shiba let them go and sat on the stool with a cold snort.
When the two of them thought about it, they were shouted at by Tang Shiba again.
"Kneel down for me. A sister is like a mother. If the old man doesn't teach you a lesson, I will teach you a lesson."
[Host, these two little brats are still not convinced, they must be holding their breath in their hearts. 】
[Haha, it’s just them. I have a lot of tricks, so they can come. 】
Village Chief Qiao felt very distressed when he saw his two sons with bruises and swollen faces.
"Oh, why were you beaten so badly? Shiba, they are your brothers!"
"Ah, old man, I saw they didn't respect you, so I beat them, and you still want to plead with them?"
Village Chief Qiao looked a little embarrassed, "How can you beat your brother when we first meet? How will you get along in the future?"
[You still dote on them. These two are planning to rob outside. If you don't take good care of them, you will go to jail! 】
what!
Village Chief Qiao suddenly turned red with anger and wished he could slap them too, but he was heartbroken and did not do it after all.
I had to stand aside and say nothing.
On the other hand, the two cheap brothers, Qiao Da and Qiao Er, looked at Tang Shiba with shocked expressions!
How did she know they were going to rob?
No, they can hear her voice?
Qiao Da jumped up and pointed at her with a look of horror.
"You are ga, you are ga!"
He grabbed his neck with a look of horror on his face! What's going on? Why can't he tell me?
Tang Shiba was displeased and slapped the table hard, making Qiao Dazhen kneel down in fright.
Qiao Er also said something, but didn't say anything.
The two brothers knew that the cheap sister in front of them might not be simple!
No wonder they can't win!
What's going on? It's a bit scary.
The two looked at each other and were stunned!
Soon, the most prestigious people in the village came to the village chief's house. As soon as they entered the door, they saw the two sons of the Qiao family kneeling on the ground.
The village chief was standing aside with a complicated expression on his face.
The village chief was thinking that the daughter he had just recognized was too tough to offend, no one could afford to offend her.
"Lord Dragon God, I called them all!"
The two old men were very respectful to Tang Shiba. Did this surprise Village Chief Qiao?
What's happening here?
He just killed a chicken, why did the world change?
Tang Shiba immediately put on a smiling expression and told everyone to sit down first.
Seven or eight people came to the room, including the village party secretary, team leader, and elderly people with a say in the village.
After arriving, some were curious about Tang Shiba, some were indifferent, and some were extremely angry.
"Qiao Feng, what are you doing? You let your son kneel in front of a stranger. What does it look like?"
"I heard that someone came to our Qiaojia Village to pretend to be the Dragon God. Haha, I think they are here to deceive people."
"Qiao Feng, what's the matter with you? I heard that you picked up a daughter and brought it back? You are confused. Why did you pick it up without discussing it with us?"
"Yes, if she is not your daughter, wouldn't the dragon spirit in our village be polluted."
[Host, I have a saying mmp that I don’t know whether to say or not. 】
[Calm down, use civilized language, and don’t teach bad things to children. 】
[The thin one, tell me what he looks like, the consumptive one. He always likes to cough up thick phlegm and like to vomit everywhere. He will vomit wherever the cleanest place is. 】
Everyone was surprised!
Can they hear this girl?
Seeing that they were all stunned, the two old men at the beginning felt proud.
See, she is the Dragon God and knows everything.
[Tsk tsk, even if he vomited at his own house, he went to other people's houses to vomit, and vomited all over the floor of other people's houses. Oops, he also vomited into other people's pig food pots. 】
[Will he vomit in someone else’s cooking pot next time? 】
vomit……
Disgusting!
Everyone knew who Tang Shiba was talking about, and they all looked at the thin village leader.
Everyone knew he spit, but they didn't expect him to be so disgusting!
The man's face turned blue when he was told that. The phlegm in his mouth was neither spitting nor spitting. He simply swallowed it.
Everyone felt like vomiting.
"Team leader, would you like to get you a trash can? I see you swallowed all the phlegm."
Qiao Da and Qiao Er were young people, and they felt extremely sick after hearing this.
Don't let the team leader come to their house in the future. It's really disgusting.
"Don't look at me, talk about business!"
The team leader felt embarrassed when his bad habits were pointed out. He didn't want to be like that, but he had bad lungs.
This girl is simply not human!
The village chief quickly came out to break the embarrassment, "My two uncles and I have verified that she is really my daughter."
[Come, come, come, it’s not just a blood test, you can do any test, I have a lot of blood. 】
[And that short, tall uncle who said I was lying, tsk tsk. 】
Who is dwarf?
What's up with him.
Suddenly want to know what to do?
It’s not going well anyway, let’s all go through it together.
[He can’t finish peeing, doesn’t take medicine, and walks around in diapers every day. Oops, he just buys them himself and wears them. He doesn’t let his daughter-in-law buy them for his grandson. He says he can just wear crotchless pants for his children. It’s environmentally friendly and frugal. ? 】
Tang Shiba clicked his tongue. The people in this village looked old-fashioned on the surface, but they didn't accept high-tech products behind the scenes. They just had ideological problems and couldn't open up the pattern?
There are simply weird ones everywhere, and there is one in Qiaojia Village.
Wear diapers?
Who is it?
So advanced.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, but no one could guess which one Tang Shiba was talking about.
The one who was bombed straightened his back and tried not to show any guilt.
If everyone knew that he wore diapers and his grandson wore open-crotch pants in the cold, he would be completely embarrassed.
The village party secretary started to break into a cold sweat.
If the explosion continues like this, they won't have any secrets left.
Please stop saying it, he believed it, why didn’t he believe it?
[And that one, the one who really likes horses! 】
Like horses?
They know this person.
Everyone looked at the tallest man among them.
That man is the village inspector. He usually patrols the village intersection to prevent strangers from coming to Qiaojia Village.
What's up with him? So curious!
Say it!
Chatting has never been so exciting.
Today can be regarded as satisfying their desire for gossip.
Once you catch each other's pigtails, you can even joke a little bit when you meet on the road.
The tall middle-aged man saw that everyone's eyes were on him, and he began to feel afraid.
Oh my God, don’t say anything earth-shattering!
He was afraid that he couldn't bear it!
[Pfft, he can’t ride a horse, so he just... rides his pig! Hahaha! 】
what!
Riding a pig?
Pfft!
Someone laughed.
[Haha, the pigs were asleep, and he beat them up, then rode on them, running around in the pig pens, haha, and he even called for a ride! Yu~】
Tang Shiba was so happy imagining that scene that he almost couldn't hold it in anymore.
Oh my gosh, the melons here are so delicious!
It’s almost on par with the entertainment industry.
The person who was being eaten couldn't sit down anymore, so he shouted quickly!
"She is Lord Dragon God, and she is the savior of our Qiao Village!"
"Lord Dragon God, please guide us in the direction we are going!"
[The poisoning is quite deep. I didn’t even say anything, so they believed it? Oops, I haven’t finished eating my melon yet! 】
Tang Shiba looked regretful. Since they cooperated so well, she should continue acting.
"Ahem, I came here this time because this Dragon God felt that the dragon energy was not enough!"
"What!" Everyone was shocked!
Not enough dragon spirit? Then is their Qiaojiacun going to be doomed?
Seeing the panic on their faces, Tang Shiba was speechless.
"So, this Dragon God wants to open the door to Qiaojia Village and publicize some of the customs of Qiaojia Village. In this way, this Dragon God's dragon energy can be restored to its original state!"
Everyone immediately shook their heads!
"No! This is the tradition of our Qiao Village, we can't break it!"
"Yes, Lord Dragon God, if you open the door, the dragon energy in Qiaojia Village will be leaked!"
"How can we let outsiders in? No, absolutely not!"
As soon as Tang Shiba slapped the table, everyone was so scared that they all fell silent!
She kept her temper and made everyone present quiet down.
"Promoting the customs of my village is promoting this Dragon God. Why, you don't want to believe in me anymore?"
Everyone shook their heads hastily!
"Don't dare!"
"Then it's settled!"
Everyone stopped talking and acquiesced.
Only the village chief and his two sons were confused from beginning to end.
Tang Shiba said again.
"When the time comes, a group of people will come to the village. Whatever requests they have, please satisfy them as much as possible. Don't stop them, do you understand?"
Someone raised an objection, "What if they have bad intentions towards our village?"
Tang Shiba chuckled, "With this Dragon God in charge of the village, who dares to commit crimes!"
Well, with this sentence, they have no objection.
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