There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao
Chapter 559 If I don't run, will I be poisoned to death by Gu Xia?
Before they could say anything, they heard a creaking sound suddenly coming from outside the courtyard gate.
There was a series of thuds, and the disciples who were eavesdropping outside suddenly fell to the ground.
“Ouch, that hurts so much!”
"Asshole! Get off me!"
"..."
Xu Xingmu was incredulous: "When did you start eavesdropping?"
If I remember correctly, haven't these self-righteous guys always thought that this kind of behavior is shameful?
Feng Luocheng stood up and instantly put on a dramatic performance: "Ah? I went to the wrong place. This is not our sect's courtyard."
Yi Ling also took out the jade slip and chattered as he walked: "What? Elder, you said you wanted to talk to me about something? And the eldest brother and the others?"
"Okay no problem, we'll be right there."
After saying that, he grabbed Li Tingyun and gave a look to the other three fellow disciples.
A group of people quickly fled the scene.
slip away.
Several people from Taiyi Sect: "..."
Very good, it seems that the essence of their sect has been learned by these guys.
Gu Xia turned to the remaining two clans and said, "Aren't you here to join us?"
"..." Gu Lanyi took a decisive step back: "Calm down, Gu Xia, it's meaningless to take advantage of a sect. My suggestion is to leave the opportunity to the disciples of other sects who haven't tried yet."
Just kidding, Gu Lanyi’s philosophy has always been that it would rather die than let his fellow Taoists die.
It is obvious that Gu Xia's mental state is already worrying. At this time, of course, he must hurry up and drag the other cases into the water.
Let's die together.
Just based on Gu Xia's cooking skills, one could evolve into another species on the spot after eating it.
It is completely possible to create all the tastes that are passed down by the master equally.
In order to dispel Gu Xia's terrible idea, Gu Lanyi did not forget to kick Xie Baiyi and asked: "Are you right?"
"..."
Xie Baiyi took a deep breath and suddenly felt that he had fallen, but in order not to experience her devilish dark cuisine again, he continued calmly: "Yes, I think your suggestion is very good."
"Besides our two sects, there are still so many disciples who haven't felt it. In order to prevent them from having any regrets, I support Gu Lanyi's suggestion."
After saying this, the young man reacted quickly, turned around and rushed towards his own sect’s residence.
What the hell, this is a lack of martial ethics?
Seeing this, Gu Lanyi cursed inwardly and then ran away immediately.
If I don't run, am I going to be poisoned to death by Gu Xia?
Don't make a fuss. He still wants to live a few more years. He won't be so desperate as to seek death.
ha?
Ye Sui'an laughed and whispered to the others: "It can be seen that there is no skill between them, it's all about feelings."
"Indeed." Jiang Chaoxu agreed deeply. He couldn't help but light a candle for those disciples who ran away first.
I sincerely hope they are okay.
Xu Xingmu did not join their nervous discussion. He turned around and found that Gu Xia was missing, so he immediately started looking for her everywhere.
"Hey? Where's our junior sister?" She was clearly here just now.
"Big Brother, have you seen where Gu Xia went?"
Xu Xingmu was also planning to bring warmth to Gu Xia, to warm her cold heart after being brutally beaten by the elders.
Shen Weixun raised his eyes and pointed to the small kitchen: "Inside, if I'm not mistaken, Junior Sister has already started."
Sure enough, the next second.
Gu Xia's brisk voice came out from inside.
"Second Brother, come and help. We must give everyone a surprise today."
Xu Xingmu: "..."
Other senior brothers: "..."
Surprise? It was more like a shock.
Jiang Chaoxu now understood why she went through so much trouble.
"Junior sister, you are not planning to knock everyone down and make everyone skip class together, right?"
Gu Xia smiled bitterly: "How could that be, Fourth Senior Brother? I just wanted to treat them to a meal."
Jiang Chaoxu: "..."
But you look so wrong!
*
It turns out that they may not have really tapped into their natural talent for cooking.
There are a total of five direct disciples in Taiyi Sect. Except for Shen Weixun, no one would even look at the work made by the others.
Xu Xingmu was even more outrageous. He walked in eager to try, and in less than five minutes, the roof of the small kitchen was blown up to the sky.
It just happened to hit the head of Elder Hu, who was walking his spirit beast around and had nothing to do.
With a loud bang, the world became quiet.
"who is it?"
"Who is so bold as to attack me?!"
Xu Xingmu, who was running hurriedly towards the place where the roof fell, suddenly braked and stopped. Something bad happened.
He turned around and tried to run, but it was too late.
Elder Hu, whose head was hit with a big bump, turned his head and saw him sneaking around. His eyes were as big as copper bells: "Stop! You little bastard, are you dissatisfied with me?"
It would have been better if he didn't shout. As soon as he shouted, Xu Xingmu ran even faster, and his steps were almost smoking.
"Ahhh, Elder, please listen to my excuse——"
"Stop talking nonsense and come over here and let me beat you up first!"
The old man and the young man staged a scene of one chasing the other and they couldn't escape even if they had wings. This aroused the curiosity of the disciples from other sects who were practicing right now, and they popped their furry heads out from the top of the wall to watch the fun.
Cen Huan was puzzled: "How on earth do they manage to either irritate others or be on their way to irritate others all day long?"
This matter can be regarded as one of the ten unsolved mysteries in the world of cultivation.
Xie Baiyi didn't say anything, he was thinking about something else.
The roof was blown off, so how terrifying would the things they came up with this time be?
Gu Lanyi next door was also thinking about this problem.
Since the roof had fallen on the head of their sect elder, and was shattered into pieces in the process of chasing Xu Xingmu.
So they should be able to escape this time, right?
It is conceivable how terrifying the people from Taiyi Sect seem to them now.
Gu Lanyi and Xie Baiyi, two stubborn geniuses who have never submitted to anyone.
But he was completely subdued by the guys from Taiyi Sect.
It costs money for other people to cook, but it costs their lives for them to cook.
Meanwhile on the other side.
Li Tingyun looked at his junior fellow apprentice suspiciously: "Why are you pulling me to run so fast?"
"Have you ever eaten something made by Gu Xia?"
"That's not the case." Yi Ling scratched his hair, not knowing why, "but my intuition tells me that we'd better run."
Li Tingyun: "..."
In the end, Xu Xingmu was beaten up by Elder Hu.
The young man hung his head listlessly, listening gloomily to Elder Hu above who was denouncing Fang Jinxing's behavior.
It's not fair.
Clearly, they all did this together, so why was he the only one who got beaten in the end?
After being in Taiyi Sect for so many years, this was the first time that Xu Xingmu felt the strength of Elder Hu's fighting ability.
That was only slightly better than when Elder Zhong Yi beat him.
Fortunately, he went to raise a spirit beast, otherwise Xu Xingmu wouldn’t even dare to think about it.
What terrible scene will their brothers and sisters face.
"That's the thing, Sect Master. You must teach these little bastards a lesson about this matter."
"..."
Fang Jinxing looked at his listless apprentice below, and then looked at Elder Hu with fiery eyes, but the big bump on his head was so eye-catching that his gaze kept falling on it uncontrollably.
"Pfft...cough cough." He cleared his throat and promised seriously: "Don't worry, I will definitely scold them."
When Elder Hu finally left with satisfaction, Fang Jinxing rubbed his face and felt that it was almost stiff.
He looked at Xu Xingmu, who was so bored that he started to pick at the floor tiles, and said incredulously: "No, Elder Hu is such a peaceful person. He raises spirit beasts all day long. How did you offend him?"
Xu Xingmu felt guilty for a moment, and said vaguely: "Just... this and this, and then that and that."
Fang Jinxing stared at him: "..."
Although I don't know what he did, I can tell with my toes that it was definitely not a good thing.
Fang Jinxing felt a little tired and waved his hands: "Go away, go away, and don't do it again next time."
"okay."
Xu Xingmu immediately left.
……
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