It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

When You Li said this, he didn't know whether he was calling You Xiao brother or referring to himself as his brother.

"One night, a man was bitten by a mosquito. He started to fight mosquitoes in the middle of the night, but he couldn't find the mosquito until dawn."

"The next night, the man was bitten by the mosquito again. He found it again at dawn, but still couldn't find it."

Listening to You Li's words, You Xiao sneered.

"Is he a fool? Which one can't be used, including mosquito coils, mosquito repellent liquid, and electric mosquito swatters?"

You Li raised his eyebrows slightly. Well, it was a temporary joke. I really hadn't thought about these things.

"Well, just think that the man is a fool. These things don't exist where he lives."

"Listen carefully to my joke, it's very funny."

After finishing speaking, You Li took another sip of wine.

After two sips of wine, I almost drank half the bottle.

You Li cleared her throat and told her joke seriously.

"As a result, the man was bitten by a mosquito for a week but was unable to kill it."

You Xiao snorted coldly and cursed, "Stupid!"

"But one night there was no annoying buzzing sound of this mosquito in my ears, and the man wasn't bitten."

"It stands to reason that he should be able to sleep well, but he suffers from insomnia."

After You Xiao took a sip of beer, he put it down with some disgust. It tasted really bad.

"The next night, the mosquitoes came out again and the man was bitten again."

"On the contrary, the man did not get up to fight mosquitoes. Instead, he went to sleep peacefully after being bitten."

"After that, even if a mosquito buzzes in a man's ear, the man doesn't fight it, he just keeps it."

You Li narrowed his eyes slightly and asked You Xiao, "Do you think it's funny?"

You Xiao was speechless, "How funny? A mosquito bites him and sucks his blood, but he still doesn't kill the mosquito. Is he out of emotion?"

"Well, you're right, the mosquitoes have fallen in love with this stupid man and don't bite him every night."

"In this way, they have lived together for almost three years without leaving."

"Isn't it funny?" You Li asked again.

Is it funny?

You Xiao didn't find it funny, only bored.

"No, if this mosquito didn't bite the man, he would have starved to death long ago. He can still live together for three years..." Nian

Before You Xiao finished speaking, he realized what his brother's joke meant.

The man is Pei Rao, and the mosquito is him...

What his brother meant was that Pei Rao had raised him for so many years and had yet to develop feelings for him.

He is worse than a blood-sucking mosquito!

You Xiao stood up and stood there, gritting his teeth angrily, looking fierce but cute at the same time.

You Xiao would only do this in front of You Li. If it were someone else sitting here, he would have thrown out his hiking pole and killed someone.

You Xiao's skills are actually not bad. Whoever his scoring opponent is, he can't beat You Lio and Bo Ye.

But for others, he can still do it.

But the person in front of him happened to be his brother, who was really bad.

You Xiao's eyes turned red again. As long as his brother turned towards others, he would feel aggrieved.

"How good he is. You keep shouting, "Brother Pei, how good he is. Why doesn't he cook for you? I did all this."

You Xiao was really aggrieved, and his hands trembling while pointing at the food.

You Li suppressed the smile on his lips when he told a joke just now.

He asked in a cold voice, "Is he bad? Who is the little cake in the refrigerator made for?"

"I didn't ask him to do it!"

The voice You Xiao shouted was like a child talking back to his parents.

"Who ate that? Did you say thank you to him?"

Youli, this parent, has a headache. As I said before, the children must be taught.

Hearing the quarrel, Pei Rao, who was in the study, came out.

Before he could speak, You Xiao took out his anger on him.

"Pei, please stop complaining to my brother. I don't cook, do housework, or wash clothes, and I don't say thank you."

"The cake you made tastes terrible!"

After You Xiao shouted at Pei Rao, he pulled away the chair and ran away.

Because the pulling movement was a bit too big, the chair fell directly to the ground.

You Xiao made a lot of noise when he closed the door. You Li was wondering if he had broken the door.

"grass……"

He didn't dare to get angry with her, so he shouted at Pei Rao.

Children are not as unreasonable as him.

Pei Rao came over and raised the dining chair.

He smiled and asked You Li, "Does the cake I made taste bad?"

"No, it tastes very good. I ate it all. He is deliberately looking for trouble. I will go in and deal with him later."

He said these words very quickly. The uncle's self-cultivation and temperament are really extraordinary.

"It's okay. He does this every day. He just wants people to care about him. He has the mentality of a child."

Pei Rao's tone didn't care. In his heart, You Xiao was just a disobedient child.

To put it bluntly, this is someone else's child, although he is asked to take care of it.

But he couldn't treat his own child like a child, and when persuasion failed, he would be beaten and scolded for education.

"I will double the price agreed upon before for Brother Pei."

Youli didn't say anything else. She remembered this feeling, but money was also the most real thing.

"Then I won't be polite to Young Master You, just put the money directly into my card."

Pei Rao didn't shirk it, after all, leading You Xiao would cost you your life.

He didn't do any housework at home, and it was hard for Pei Rao to clear the table.

Her brother is ignorant, so she still has to pretend.

But it was limited to taking the dishes and bowls into the kitchen and putting them in the sink. After all, she didn't know how to wash the dishes.

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Youli thought Youxiao would lock the door, but the doorknob opened as soon as he turned it.

She walked in. You Xiao lay on the bed and wrapped himself in a quilt.

Youli didn't speak to him, but looked at the furnishings in the room.

It's clean and tidy, and it should have been cleaned up by Pei Rao.

After all, the little head of the You family doesn't know how to do this, he is very squeamish.

You Li saw the soy milk on the table at a glance. He tapped it lightly with his finger and found that there was no dust at all.

Tsk, after so many years, the little change is still there.

Fortunately she didn't give him a piece of meat!

You Xiao knew that You Li had come in and had been waiting for her to coax him.

But after waiting for two minutes, no one came over. He felt uncomfortable under the quilt.

I wanted to see what she was doing, but I didn't want to get out of the quilt.

You Li glanced at You Xiao, who was wrapped in a quilt on the bed, with a faint smile on his lips.

The same thing happened to the little ancestors when they were having troubles. Once they got stuffy in the quilt, they would wait for someone to comfort them.

You Li continued to look at the small objects on the table, which were all related to her.

Every item is well preserved and treated as a treasure.

At a casual glance, You Li saw a photo frame placed on the cabinet.

She took it down easily, but when she saw the photo above, she was startled.

My hands were a little unsteady and I almost dropped the photo frame...