It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

The little ancestor asked seriously, but then again, he hadn't taken a bath with his brother yet.

I have never seen what his chicken looks like.

There was a sneer on the corners of You Li's lips, "Did you do it on purpose? Why are you showing me what I'm showing you when you know I haven't?"

"How could it not be possible? Boys have them, but eunuchs don't." The little ancestor spoke with great force, but his eyes were timid.

Especially the last sentence "There are no eunuchs" said in a particularly soft voice.

Youli walked slowly towards the little ancestor. Her expression was usually indifferent, and it was hard to tell whether she was unhappy or not.

Seeing You Li coming over, the little ancestor shook his cock and emphasized in a low voice, "All men have it."

"What are you showing off!" When you spoke, you flexibly turned the scimitar in your hand.

When the little ancestor saw the small scimitar in his brother's hand, he immediately pulled off his pants.

"Don't show off, don't show off anymore, it's so cold, I'll put on my pants."

The pants he put on casually were put on backwards, with his butt pockets in front.

People who talk about coldness have sweat on their foreheads and their hair is wet with sweat.

"Dad said that when people grow taller, they grow first and then later. The chickens should also grow in order."

The little ancestor speaks clearly and neatly, and his logical thinking is very strong.

"Coward." You Li mocked, with a hint of smile in that cold voice.

Ever since she was hugged and kissed by the little ancestor at the door that day, the little ancestor would stay with her and never leave.

Eating and living with her is very annoying.

When I sleep, I like to wrap myself in a quilt, and I don’t know what’s so good about that old quilt.

Being dissociated means that you don't know that you like to wrap yourself in a quilt when sleeping.

The little ancestor knelt beside the bed, took the fan beside him, and fanned You Li.

"I'm scared, I'm scared, my legs feel weak when I see my brother."

The way she holds a fan in both hands and fans her vigorously is very cute.

He also used some clever tricks to fan himself wider to cool himself down.

His wandering eyes fell on the trousers that the little ancestor was wearing inside out.

The little ancestor followed his brother's gaze and tightened his legs.

Then he looked at the small scimitar in his brother's hand and fanned vigorously.

My brother also wants to cut off his chicken!

The little ancestor had nothing to say and asked, "Brother, are you hungry? Why hasn't dad brought us food today?"

You Li glanced at the clock on the wall and saw that the meal was delivered ten minutes later than usual.

"I'm afraid these losers don't want to live anymore." You Li was hot, hungry, and very irritable.

Upon hearing this, the little ancestor fanned even more vigorously, hoping to cool down his brother quickly.

Don't be so angry. What will he do if he really kills all his fathers?

The book said that revenge for killing his father must be avenged, but he didn't want to kill his brother either.

So hard!

"Although it's waste, it's still useful. Neither of us can cook, so we might as well keep it!"

You Li looked at her little ancestor coldly. She quite liked hearing what this mouth said.

At this time, Qin Fang's voice came from outside, "You two come down for dinner, and we'll have hot pot."

As soon as he heard about eating hot pot, the little ancestor lost all the energy to fan himself.

What are you doing? On such a hot day, wouldn’t it be fatal to eat hot pot?

The little ancestor muttered in a low voice, "Humph, why don't we kill the fathers!"

The little ancestor just complained that he was not willing to let his fathers be killed.

"Well, it's up to you." Youli said and turned around to leave.

"Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't kill me." The little ancestor jumped off the bed.

I didn’t even have any shoes on, so I chased after him.

I really want to slap myself, why is this mouth so indebted?

Qin Fang saw his master walking out with a cold face and ran away immediately.

She didn't look like she wanted to eat. Didn't she say she wanted to eat hot pot yesterday?

Qin Fang had just ran a few steps when he was grabbed by the collar by You Li.

When he was about to be thrown over his shoulder, the little ancestor shouted from behind, "Brother, let go, don't throw him, please."

The little ancestor ran so fast that he fell down and ate another mouthful of sand.

He spat out two mouthfuls of sand and shouted, "If you want to throw me, throw me!"

"Aren't you going to kill them?" You Li said impatiently.

"I just said casually, why don't you let go when I ask you to."

When the little ancestor was talking, he noticed that his pants were on inside out.

Ouch, what a shame.

The little ancestor kicked his legs, quickly took off his pants, and put them on again.

Qin Fang looked at his little ancestor who was still putting on his pants. Which is more important, dad or pants?

And what does it mean to kill them?

What a very good traitor!

Qin Fang was thrown to the ground hard, and when You Li was about to kick him, he dodged neatly.

His skills cannot be said to be good, but he has learned the ability to hide twice.

Alas, his waist is going to waste.

His master has recently become interested in over-the-shoulder wrestling. He likes to watch people being thrown on the beach and then getting up in embarrassment.

After changing his pants, the little ancestor jumped up and jumped onto You Li's back.

"Brother, brother, stop, stop, my dad's waist is not soft enough, you throw me."

The little ancestor can now climb and jump very quickly, almost like a monkey.

You Li shook her twice but couldn't shake the little ancestor off, as if he was stuck to her.

The little ancestor shouted to Qin Fang, who was still lying on the beach, "Dad, run."

Qin Fang climbed up from the beach and stretched his waist.

What the little ancestor said was wrong, his waist was still weak.

"The hot pot is delicious. Hurry up and coax your brother over." Qin Fang didn't forget to say this as he walked to the restaurant.

Youli grabbed the little ancestor's arm and pulled it down, but the little ancestor hugged her neck tightly and wouldn't let go.

"Get off."

Not to mention the little ancestor, he was a very skilled person, and he could easily contain him when he was free.

But just because he was a young ancestor, You Li was reluctant to take action.

With his small arm, she could break it with just a little force.

"Brother, why don't you throw me down? Don't be reluctant. If you throw me, you throw me. I will bear the fall. I won't die."

The words spoken by the little ancestor were beautiful and he looked like he was not afraid of death.

But the little hands hugged her tighter and tighter. Just hugging her wasn't enough, so they kissed You Li's face and ears.

There was no way to kiss her, so she kissed her randomly.

Anyway, my brother likes his kisses, so kissing him is the best way to coax him.

"No more kissing, it's just saliva." You Li spanked the little ancestor's butt.

It was a painless spank that made the little ancestor's butt | buttocks tremble.

Youliang found this feeling amusing, so he hit it again.

A child's buttocks are round and firm, just right enough to be spanked with one hand.

The little ancestor usually has a very strong skin, let alone being beaten so lightly.

Even when he was being trained free of charge and thrown around, he didn't even complain of pain.

"Brother, please hit me gentler, it hurts so much, your butt is split in two."