It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

The little ancestor also said in a coquettish voice, "Fuck, I couldn't hold it in..."

Qin Fang shook his hand and threw the little ancestor directly to Xiaolang.

"You wet your pants every day, and you don't feel ashamed."

"There are no children who don't wet their pants." The little wolf didn't dislike the little ancestor who peed his pants at all, and carried him back.

"Just spoil him." Qin Fang didn't even pee on his hands, but he kept shaking them.

"It sounds like you're not used to it. Why don't you let him hold your arm and sleep at night?"

The little wolf was taking off the pants of the little ancestor as he walked, and the little wolf moaned in anger and made a nice sound.

The little ancestor has a habit of sleeping, that is, he likes to sleep holding Qin Fang's arm.

If it were Xiaolang's arm, he wouldn't sleep.

Therefore, the little ancestor slept with Qin Fang every night.

Qin Fang had to do all the feeding and diaper changes at night, which was very hard.

But it wouldn't work for a long time, so Xiaolang moved to Qin Fang's yard and lived with him.

He would get up once every night to feed the little ancestor and change his diaper.

After everything was done, he tucked the little ancestor back into Qin Fang's bed.

This way Qin Fang doesn't have to work so hard.

"Does that mean I'm spoiling him? Doesn't it mean he won't sleep without holding my arm? Do you think I'm willing to sleep with him?"

Qin Fang became angry and helpless when he mentioned this. When he woke up every morning, there was drool on his arms.

He also knew that a child of this age would occasionally drool while sleeping.

But it was only occasionally, and the little ancestor drooled every day, so he felt that he did it on purpose.

The little ancestor with bare butt | buttocks just likes to listen to the two fathers quarreling.

Xiaolang felt that he couldn't win the argument with Qin Fang, so he said, "Okay, I won't argue with you anymore. Go take a shower!"

Although his hands were only peed on, Qin Fang, who has a mysophobia, had to take a shower.

The little wolf is not as particular as him. Even if the little ancestor poops next to him, he can still eat.

But Qin Fang can't. He won't be able to eat for a whole day.

海边

You Li stood there, watching the silly dog ​​flapping happily in the sea.

After having enough fluttering, he came to the shore and hissed at You Li.

You Li slowly squatted down, and the silly dog ​​immediately rubbed its wet head against her palm.

"You can swim!" You Li's eyes were cold and his tone was gentle.

The weather was very warm, a bit hot, but the dog sneezed and the dog shivered.

Even though he is a stupid dog, he still has a sense of crisis, and he no longer rubs against the free palms, but backs up and runs away.

But it couldn't move any faster, and she grabbed it by the neck.

The dog child howled hard for help, but he didn't know if those useless humans could hear him.

The dog's legs kicked so hard that the sand flew up.

You Li slowly tightened the strength on his hand, making the stupid dog roll his eyes.

Dissociated illness, hurting others or being stupid dogs, is a kind of self-protection for her.

Therefore, even if the little ancestor is her son, she is not aware of it.

If Xiaolang and Qin Fang hadn't seen her carrying the little ancestor just now, she would have really thrown him into the sea.

Just when Silly Gou thought he was going to die, the strength in You Li's hand loosened.

When Silly Dog collapsed on the beach, You Li also fell down and fell asleep.

The stupid dog raised his eyelids and ignored the sand in his mouth. He moved the dog's body and lay a little further away.

Ouch, I almost died!

After waking up, Yu Shaoqing came to the beach, sat next to You Li, and scratched her messy hair.

If you don't change your hair style or change your face, it will be ugly.

But because her face is so handsome, it is really enough to support this hairstyle that looks like it was chewed out by a silly dog.

"Lili, when will you feel better, even just a little bit!"

Yu Shaoqing's gentle words were wrapped in the sea breeze.

Little Wolf ran over and when he picked up You Li, he asked Yu Shaoqing, "What do you want for lunch?"

"I don't want to eat, I miss my father..." Yu Shaoqing touched the silly dog ​​that lost half of its life with his foot.

The silly dog ​​whined weakly, and sounded like he was about to die.

"Do you miss your father or your master?" Xiaolang asked and then said, "The young master has become thinner and his arms are softer."

At first, Xiaolang was embarrassed and went to hug the young master who suddenly fell asleep.

Now I just hug him when he comes over. Hugging the young master is as natural as hugging the little ancestor.

"He is a father now. Of course he misses him!"

Yu Shaoqing crossed his legs, put his elbows on his legs, supported his chin with both hands, looked into the distance, and said softly.

"How can you feel it despite being so far away?" Xiaolang held the young master in his arms and chatted with Yu Shaoqing without any pressure.

Yu Shaoqing chuckled and said, "Silly wolf!"

"I'm not stupid, both father and master are Huo Tingzhou."

"The Huo Tingzhou in the Imperial City only has the consciousness of Huo's father, but the Huo Tingzhou here has both the master's consciousness and that of Huo's father."

As soon as I heard Silly Wolf, the little wolf's voice rose a few notes higher.

Silly wolf and silly dog ​​sound like they belong to the same family!

Yu Shaoqing just smiled and said nothing.

If Yu Shaoqing didn't speak, Xiaolang wouldn't ask any questions.

But he still asked seriously, "You haven't said what you want to eat yet. I'm cooking today."

Since the child was born, Qin Fang has to take care of the child and cook, which makes him very tired.

Little Wolf didn't dare to touch a newborn child, so he learned to cook.

Those days were really chaotic. If one person cried, the other would cry too.

Just after coaxing this one, the other one started crying again.

Sometimes the children don't cry, but Qin Fang and Xiao Lang still seem to be hallucinating, with the children's cries filling their ears.

Qin Fang's physical strength is not as good as that of Xiao Lang. He is so tired that he sometimes falls asleep while eating.

Taking care of the children is tiring on the body, and guarding against the children’s mother is tiring on the heart.

But the days just got by.

All the things I have done now make me feel sad when I look back on them.

"You do it!" After Yu Shaoqing said it, he thought again, "Then make me some vegetable salad or fruit salad!"

When his cooking skills were questioned again, Xiaolang also had a temper, "Just eat the carrots!"

Seeing the little wolf hugging You Li away angrily, Yu Shaoqing smiled and kicked the silly dog's legs.

He imitated the little wolf's little voice and said, "Just eat the carrots!"

The silly dog ​​howled in protest!

Stupid humans, dogs don’t eat carrots, rabbits do!

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Huo Tingzhou's family

This was Bo Ye's first time here. Huo Tingzhou suddenly disappeared and came back again.

When Bo Ye got the news, he rushed over directly.

However, before he saw Huo Tingzhou, he saw two children in the living room.

A boy and a girl...

When the prince saw that Bo Ye kept looking at his sister, he protected Little Sweet Dou behind him.

He said with a cold face, "Don't look!"