It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li blinked, fuck!

It's not pretentious, I just slept through it in a daze.

But she was somewhat embarrassed. Although they were both men, after all, it was something she didn’t have!

Bo Ye asked coldly, "Does it look good?"

"Ah, it's not like I don't have anything to see." You Li lowered his head and whispered.

The little loser's sentence "What's so good about it" made Bo Ye unhappy.

"It's the same thing, but the size and shape are different. Come in."

"Don't go in, I'm too young, I have low self-esteem." You Li said in a muffled voice and continued to rub his clothes.

Youli thought that if Bo Ye forced her in, they might have to fight.

It would be really interesting if you hit it hard enough to attract onlookers.

Because of the free words, a smile appeared on the corners of Bo Ye's lips again.

The little trash is probably not that big!

In fact, he was just teasing You Li. If he really wanted to wash it together, his self-control might not be able to handle it.

Bo Ye's eyes fell on the free hand rubbing clothes, which was the hand that killed a box of soy milk.

It’s very flexible when playing with keyboard and mouse, but I don’t know if it’s equally powerful when playing with other things.

It is estimated that Bo Ye did it on purpose. Although he did not ask her to go in and wash together again, the bathroom door was not closed when he washed again.

You Li sat on the small bench, rubbing his clothes more and more fiercely.

What to show off!

You Li washed clothes, took a shower, and tidied the bathroom. When he went to bed, he was already lying in doggy style from exhaustion.

I have really experienced what life is in these two days. I changed the sheets and quilts and washed the clothes, but I almost didn’t cook.

You Li looked at his hands. These were game hands, how could they do work?

From the corner of his eye, Bo Ye saw that the free hand was red. A little waste was a little waste, and he was very squeamish.

My hands are like this when I wash two pieces of clothes. I don’t have enough practice.

He is also a man, and any person picked out by the base will do a very good job in housekeeping.

He was just waiting to see when the little loser would give in and admit that he needed him to be nice to him.

This night, Youli didn't lie down on Bo Ye again.

The little waste didn't sleep on half of his body, so Bo Ye had trouble sleeping.

Who is punishing whom?

-

Cafeteria

Youliang lost his appetite just looking at the plain steamed buns and took small bites.

Then he looked at Qin Fang and Yu Shaoqing, who looked haggard and yawned across from them.

Then he asked, "What did you two do last night?"

"I did something very exciting..." Yu Shaoqing replied with a yawn.

People are cute even when they yawn, and they rub their faces afterward.

"Well, it was so exciting that I couldn't sleep." Qin Fang took a big bite of the buns. He likes to eat the base's vegetarian buns.

"If he lets me hold him, I might be able to fall asleep, but he won't hold him. It would be nice if you were here."

Yu Shaoqing picked up the two buns, compared them, picked the larger one and took a bite.

Before Youliang could say anything, Qin Fang replied directly, "She won't hug you even if she's here."

"Then will you hug him?" Yu Shaoqing pointed at Qin Fang and asked You Li.

"I won't hug..." Before Qin Fang finished speaking, his arm was pulled from behind.

He looked back and saw that it was Su Yan, and was about to tell him to let him go.

Only then did he realize that Su Yan was wearing something different today. He was not wearing his daily training clothes, but a suit.

This was the first time he saw Su Yan wearing a suit, and he seemed to be a completely different person.

He restrained his lazy and arrogant attitude and looked like a human being.

"Come here, let me tell you a few words." Su Yan said and dragged Qin Fang away.

"So handsome, I want to wear a suit too! What color is good?" Yu Shaoqing asked seriously.

"White." You Li replied while drinking soy milk.

"Then white, let Huo Tingzhou buy it for me..." Yu Shaoqing said and picked up the phone.

Youli is really curious about the relationship between Yu Shaoqing and Huo Tingzhou.

Yu Shaoqing held a mobile phone in one hand and a plain steamed bun in the other.

As soon as the call was connected, he said, "Dad, I want to..."

You Li took a mouthful of soy milk and choked out. She often choked, but this time she choked harder.

Huo Tingzhou and Bo Ye should be the same age, so why are they Yu Shaoqing's father?

Bo Ye happened to come over and took out a tissue to wipe Xu Li's mouth.

"How many times have I told you to swallow the soy milk when it reaches your mouth? Don't play with it in your mouth."

Seeing the way You Li raised his neck and waited for it to be wiped, Bo Ye realized why he was caring about this little waste anymore.

"Wipe it yourself, you don't have long hands, you're a waste." Bo Ye threw the tissue on the table, turned and left.

Youli looked at Bo Ye's back and laughed at the scolding, "Fuck."

Bo Ye and Shao Chengyi sat together.

Peng Fei, who was ordered to keep his mouth shut and not speak casually, asked, "Boss, can I say something?"

Bo Ye glanced at him and said, "Yeah."

"Is it true that a box of soy milk was killed in our base?" Peng Fei asked in a low voice.

"Your vacation is gone." Bo Ye replied directly.

Peng Fei held his mouth and was about to cry.

Shao Chengyi laughed at the side. The boss was just teasing Peng Fei, but this kid took it seriously every time.

Peng Fei quickly took Bo Ye's phone and logged into the game, "Can this be fixed? Boss."

The passwords for their mobile phones are all the same so that they can be unlocked in case of emergencies.

"This is a two-year number, a member of the alliance, who killed his friend with a backhand in a box of soy milk."

"This is the name change card. Boss, if you want to change your name, just change it here." Peng Fei pointed at the screen.

Bo Ye took the phone and changed his name.

Peng Fei took a curious look and saw the word "Xiao Zai", but couldn't see the rest clearly.

Peng Fei took a guess, is it called Xiao Zai? Xiao Zai is so cute? Or are you really good at calling me Xiaozai?

-

Infirmary

A box of soy milk was killed twice in a row, causing quite a reaction.

Although it is fun for everyone to watch the headshots in a competition with "who is the loser and who is the dog", it is unjustifiable to let him down at the critical moment.

Everyone says that a box of soy milk can kill people.

There are also voices of suspicion within the gaming alliance. After all, they have been following a box of soy milk to kill someone with their backhand for a long time.

If he really did it, then the two years of admiration and following would have been a waste of time.

With her free temper, she simply ignored these questions.

However, she can't ignore the people in the Game League. After all, most of them have been with her for a long time.

That shout of boss cannot be in vain.

So, she started live streaming again.

This time she blocked the message and locked the door. Bo Ye would never show up again, and she would never let herself get angry again.

Because they needed to rest after returning home, one person was missing from their team.

Just invite anyone among your friends. They are all from the alliance and they are not bad at playing.

A person named "Little Zai Zi needs to be cleaned up" took the initiative to send an application.

It was probably because Bo Ye always called her Zaizi. These two words looked friendly, so You Li accepted it.

But after entering the game, she regretted it.

This "little kid needs to be taken care of" is like a gummy candy that keeps clinging to her.

Wherever she went, he followed her. Wherever she lay down, he would come over and lie down next to her.

She ducked away, but he followed her again, extremely clingy.

You Liang turned on the team mic angrily, "Little brat, don't you fucking touch me."