What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

But Zhang Yu didn't have this kind of awareness. He was like this when the senior brothers in Shushan were meeting.

All Zhang Yu saw was a group of immortals with their mouths twitching and twisting back and forth.

Subconsciously asked: "How are you doing today?"

"Why are all the mouths crooked?"

"Does your tooth hurt?"

Speaking of Zhang Zhang, Yu persuaded him earnestly: "Brother Lei Zhenzi, toothache is not a disease. It hurts really badly. If you have toothache, you still need to get treatment early."

When Lei Zhenzi heard Zhang Yu's words, he opened his mouth to explain something, but then he thought that he was in the Lingxiao Palace.

Don't make any noise in the hall.

In the end, I could only hold it in my mouth and my face turned blue.

Zhang Yu saw Lei Zhenzi smile after hearing his reminder, and he helped another person.

Do one good deed every day and accumulate merit.

I am such a good person.

His eyes turned to Li Jing.

Looking at his uncertain face and the same expression as Lei Zhenzi, he kept staring at her.

It's like looking for a guiding light with myself.

Zhang Yu couldn't bear not to remind him.

Lying on the recliner, he said comfortingly: "Brother Li Jing, you have to pay attention. At your age, your gums are about to recede. If your teeth fall out, you can't even chew on the bones."

"Haha!" After Zhang Yu finished speaking, Nezha, who had been beside him, couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yu looked at the man wearing the Hun Tian Ling, holding a fire-pointed spear in his hand, and carrying the Qiankun Circle on his shoulder.

According to legend, this girl also has the Yin Yang Sword, the Demon Binding Rope, the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield, and the Hot Fire Wheel.

A proper second-generation immortal, with so many magic weapons, but looking at myself, it seems that the marks on my palms are all filled with rubbish magic weapons.

It is natural to know that most of the gifts given are ordinary fairy swords, and no one will give expensive ones.

Zhang Yu thought for a while whether he should trick him into getting a few magical weapons to help lighten his burden.

Nonsence!

I was wrong.

It's borrowed, everyone is an official in heaven, no matter how much you lie, the feelings will fade away.

However, Zhang Yu felt that he should be able to tie up Yue Lianyi with a fairy-binding rope first.

When Zhang Yu thinks of ropes, he feels that his thoughts have evolved a lot recently, and he can't help but think of bondage and the like.

Maybe it was in the lower realm that when I stayed up late to study, I deliberately focused on learning the binding techniques.

This is a test for techniques and skills. You need to highlight what should be highlighted and show what should be shown...

Ahem, I was daydreaming about it in the main hall, and I felt like I was doing bad things during working hours.

Zhang Yu quickly pulled his thoughts back.

He saw that Nezha was still looking at him, as if he had something to say to him.

Zhang Yu sent a message to him: "Brother Nezha, you have been looking at me, do you have anything to say?"

When Zhang Yu's words rang in Nezha's mind, Nezha looked at Zhang Yu and said with some embarrassment: "Sir, Nezha wants to ask you, do you sell your cigarettes?"

"After taking a shot in the main hall a few days ago, I felt as if all the body's apertures had been opened, and I felt comfortable all over. If I didn't take a shot this day, I felt itchy and uncomfortable."

Zhang Yu was shocked when he heard this: "Is this girl addicted to smoking with just one cigarette?"

"This kid has no self-control!"

But it was just enough for him to exchange for the magic weapon.

Nezha has been in heaven for so many years, and his own cultivation is relatively strong, so he should have many magic weapons.

Even if you can't use it directly, you can just take it to Shushan to install it!

wrong!

You're wrong, that's called homecoming!

It's all the same.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu looked at Nezha with a troubled look: "Brother Nezha, you know that this stuff is small, and my Jade Emperor brother-in-law needs me to provide it to him every day."

"Other immortals basically don't have this thing."

"That's you, if someone else asked me to ask for cigarettes, I would ignore it!"

"After all, you are my idol, and your story about Nezha causing trouble in the sea was widely circulated."

When Nezha heard Zhang Yu's compliment, he felt like his whole body was about to float.

Zhang Yu's ability to talk to people and tell lies to ghosts has long been practiced to perfection.

There is no need to think too much when saying these words, they come out naturally from your mouth.

Nezha had never seen so many pink farts before, and he said to Zhang Yu very boldly: "Sir, when you walked into the Lingxiao Palace, I felt that you were special."

"When you dared to chase Fairy Moon, I knew that the young master's courage is beyond the reach of others."

The two began to exchange business compliments.

Zhang Yu narrowed his eyes and felt that the foreshadowing was almost done. When it was time to enter the main text, he returned to the topic in a deep voice and said: "If Brother Nezha wants cigarettes, it's not impossible..."

Zhang Yu said that he stopped here and left a twist.

This is the most basic negotiation method. It only talks half the words and leaves people guessing.

Sure enough, Nezha quickly asked: "Master, I don't know what I need to give me some cigarettes."

"When I first arrived, I didn't have any weapons to withstand it. Brother Nezha, look..."

Nezha laughed when he heard this. He had been on the battlefield. He didn't have much, except for a lot of weapons and fairy stones.

He hurriedly said to Zhang Yu: "Master, after you leave the palace, wait for me at the door. Nezha happens to have some immortal weapons for you to choose from."

"it is good!"

Nezha and Zhang Yu negotiated happily like this.

Nezha himself is straight-tempered and doesn't have much scheming at all. It's much easier to fool him than Zhang Yu imagined.

If one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, this is an exchange of goods of equal value, and each gets what he needs. How can you say you are cheating!

Zhang Yu had a smile on his lips.

Above the high hall, the Jade Emperor looked at Zhang Yu with a smile on his lips.

"Cough!" He couldn't help but cough lightly as a reminder.

Zhang Yu felt nothing.

He was immersed in his own world, thinking about what he should change later.

The Jade Emperor didn't want to remind Zhang Yu either.

But looking from the high platform, it was too obvious that Zhang Yu was lying on the rocking chair.

He could only cough again.

This sound pulled Zhang Yu back.

When he heard the Jade Emperor's brother-in-law coughing heavily, he felt that his opportunity to show his loyalty had come.

He immediately took out a bottle of lozenges and trotted over to them.

Everyone's eyes were on Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu held a green throat lozenge and handed it over and said softly: "Brother-in-law, you are busy with work and have to preside over meetings every day. You can take a throat lozenge when your throat is bad."

As he spoke, he opened one and handed it to the Jade Emperor.

Signaling the Jade Emperor to swallow it.

What the Jade Emperor originally wanted to say to Zhang Yu was completely forgotten by his actions.

Looking at Zhang Yu, he put the throat lozenge in his throat, and a cool feeling suddenly came from his throat.

His throat instantly became extremely comfortable, and the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up.

Zhang Yu directly handed the whole bottle to the Queen Mother and said: "Sister, I gave it all to you, you have worked hard too."