What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife
Chapter 69: I’ve seen too much, and I’m numb, or I’m really not good anymore
In the Star Hall, Yue Lianyi frowned slightly. She knew that these speakers were placed by Zhang Yu.
I don’t understand why the woman’s screams were heard.
At this moment, the scene from the movie she watched last night appeared in her mind.
This voice is exactly the same as the voice of the man and woman in the picture.
Her cheeks flushed.
Cursing in his mouth: "What a scoundrel!"
Yuan'er stood beside Yue Lianyi. When she was carried to the Star Palace, she could no longer pretend.
At this moment, she put on a white dress, and her hair was spread behind her. She looked like a very beautiful and lovely little fairy.
When she heard the word "disciple", she knew she was scolding her elder brother.
He opened his mouth and retorted softly to Yue Lianyi: "Sister Yue, eldest brother is a good person, a very good person..."
"He's not a scumbag."
If Zhang Yu knew that Yuan'er was talking to him at this moment, he would definitely add two chicken drumsticks to Yuan'er's every meal.
Hearing this, Yue Lianyi's eyes darkened: "Yuan'er, you were led astray by that disciple."
"Let's go, sister will tell you the first lesson."
"How to prevent scoundrels? Girls must learn to protect themselves, especially scoundrels like your eldest brother..."
Zhang Yu didn't know all this at all.
At this moment, he was looking up to the sky and wailing: "It's over, it's over!"
‘Now my reputation is gone. ’
Do not!
wrong!
They only heard it twice and didn't know what it was.
Except for Ripple, no one should know what it is, and they will only think it is a scream.
Zhang Yu's head was spinning rapidly.
And the screams were not very real, so I cut off the contact immediately.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu quickly took out another tablet in mid-air.
Directly play the song "Itchy!"
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu directly connected the Bluetooth.
Anyway, the wheezing sounds above are similar.
Zhang Yu thought of this and opened the music player directly and searched for itch.
The next second, as the music plays.
A burst of music played.
"come!"
"Happy!"
"There's a lot of time anyway!"
Originally, all the immortals didn't know what was going on.
I just think the music is pretty good.
After there was no longer the gasping sound just now.
As the music played, a girl's ambiguous voice sounded.
All the immortals were numb.
It turns out that what they heard just now was actually a song?
I just said how could it be that thing.
But the young master is a good thing, and it has a sense of cultivating one's sentiments.
After countless immortals heard the music, all the clutter in their minds disappeared.
Zhang Yu took a deep breath and finally escaped.
But, he looked at his body.
Although the sound was confused.
But he was finished.
There was no reaction at all from his whole body.
There is no excitement like when I watched it for the first time.
There is no sense of a ball of fire arising.
Some are just as boring as chewing wax.
Zhang Yu looked at the blue sky and white clouds without any joy on his face.
Lying on the white clouds, listening to the itch coming from the Bluetooth speaker.
Some of them want to cry but have no tears. This is not a eunuch, but a eunuch.
"Is it possible that I have watched too many movies?"
"Or maybe I am no longer interested in this movie, and I have seen more high-end beauties and these are not attractive to me anymore?"
"Or maybe these teachers are just vulgar fans and can't compare to Yue Ripple, so I don't feel anything about it."
"After all, I have to watch a few movies every night when I go to bed!"
“It’s not impossible to feel boredom.”
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu felt more and more possible.
So what should you do now?
Zhang Yu thought about it, he should have imagined that there are those lovely master's niece's underwear in the imprint space?
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu smiled at the corner of his mouth,
Sisters and nieces, your dear uncle does not mean to blaspheme you.
I just want to prove that I can still do it and that the thing is not broken.
If you have a problem, you need to see a doctor.
I'm afraid there's no men's department in heaven for this thing!
Things that can be solved must be digested internally. If things cannot be solved, external forces must be used.
With this thought, Zhang Yu's figure disappeared and reappeared in the mark space again.
But he felt that the effect was not very obvious.
After all, Chinese medicine treatment pays attention to looking, hearing, asking and feeling.
Then I should start with my eyes, hearing, and touch. After all, I still have a lot of rubber dolls.
All are collector's editions.
Zhang Yu came to the place where he collected the rubber dolls in the imprinted space.
I picked a Yifei Sister Collection Edition.
brought it over.
Looking at the beautiful and good-feeling rubber doll, Zhang Yu still felt nothing.
He comforted himself and said, "This one is piled up like a hill. I've seen it too much and I'm numb."
"It's normal!"
Zhang Yu came to the underwear section given by his niece.
The nose smells the fragrance above.
This is the underwear of the niece Mu Yueyao. She is full of heaven and has a very good temperament. The picture of Mu Yueyao emerged in Zhang Yu's mind.
Hold it with your hands.
But found that I still didn't feel anything.
Tried for a long time.
Zhang Yu even took out his new mobile phone to create an atmosphere that fit the theme, and only after confirming that Bluetooth was not turned on did he feel relieved.
When you open the APP, you will still see the familiar maid screen with a countdown.
Five seconds later, Zhang Yu skillfully selected the area.
"It was too dry just now!"
"There is no fantasy scenario at all."
“It just doesn’t create enough atmosphere.”
Zhang Yu looked at the domestic section, the European and American section, and clicked in, including the European and American fitness category and the island love category.
Domestic games.
Just choose domestic products.
I randomly clicked on a pretty girl.
The moment the sound sounded.
Zhang Yu felt that watching all this, he still felt that the soup was watery and tasteless.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Yu looked at the phone with red eyes, and tears of reluctance flowed down.
He tested it.
"I have nothing left."
I don't feel anything. I am as pure and stoic as a real god.
Zhang Yu felt the abundant power in his body.
"If I can't love, what's the use of my power?"
"What do I need this iron rod for?"
Professional matters still need to be solved by professionals.
First, I'm going to ask Taishang Laojun if there is any elixir that can restore my kidneys.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu eagerly wanted to go to Laojun Palace.
He left the imprint space directly. In the imprint space, only the tablet was still on the ground, playing a scene of a woman being pressed down and beaten by a man.
The woman's screams echoed throughout the space.
It's quite impressive to hear.
Men are excited, women are confused...
After leaving the mark space, Zhang Yu looked like he was hopeless and unhappy, sitting on the white clouds and flying towards Laojun's Mansion.
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