What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

Zhang Yu knew that he didn't believe him when he looked at Taishang Laojun's appearance.

But it doesn’t have any impact. If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it!

Anyway, what I told was the truth.

After saying hello, Zhang Yu flew towards Yaochi on the clouds.

In the palace belonging to Zhang Yu in Yaochi, Yuan'er looked out the window.

She didn't even take a bite of the fragrant pastries on the table. She was waiting for her eldest brother to come back.

Even though I was already so greedy for the pastries that I was drooling, I was still holding back.

Suddenly she saw a figure in the distance flying back from the sky on a cloud.

Yuan'er jumped down from the stool and shouted happily: "Big brother!"

Zhang Yu jumped down from the cloud, waved his hand to let the fairy at the door leave, picked up Yuan'er, and asked her, "Why doesn't Yuan'er eat cakes?"

"Yuan'er wants to wait for big brother to come back and eat together!"

While talking, she picked up a pastry made of flowers from the plate and wanted to feed it to Zhang Yu, but when her skin touched the pastry, the pastry was also contaminated with Yuan'er's poisonous gas.

If Zhang Yu ate it, even though he wouldn't die with his immortal physique, he would still feel uncomfortable in his abdomen.

Yuan'er wanted to take her hand back, but Zhang Yu took the cake in her hand. Why didn't she want to give it to her elder brother?

Zhang Yu smiled and swallowed the pastry stained with Yuan'er's poison gas in one gulp.

After finishing eating, he said to Yuan'er: "Yuan'er, you eat first, and big brother will try to figure out how to create a technique that you can practice too."

After Zhang Yu finished saying this, he put Yuan'er on the bench and sat down.

He came to the corner of the palace.

I don't want to affect Yuan'er's eating because of myself.

Yuan'er was eating cakes and thinking about how to help her elder brother catch the fairy sister.

My head kept spinning.

"But that fairy sister is so fierce!"

"But since it is the eldest brother who wants to marry Fairy Sister, Yuan'er will definitely work hard to be a wingman."

Looking at Yuan'er eating cakes in the distance, Zhang Yu had a smile on his lips.

When he creates the method of cultivating the Ten Thousand Poison Body, he can find a reason to send this little girl to Fairy Moon.

He was already angry with Yuan'er.

After all, he was sent to heaven to find a wife.

He still wants to rely on Yuan'er's excuse to have a reason to go to the Star Palace every day.

Yuan'er is the best wingman.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu became more and more looking forward to it.

She just didn't know what Fairy Moon was doing at the moment. She shook her head to regain her thoughts and get down to business first.

His perception entered the imprint space in the palm of his hand. As he expected, hundreds of copies of the ten poisons had been copied.

Zhang Yu came out directly with ten packs of poisons of different levels and placed them in front of him.

Looking at the poisons from left to right, the levels are from low to high.

For safety's sake, he picked up the first pack of first-level poison.

He swallowed ten grams directly.

When Zhang Yu swallowed these ten grams of first-level poison, he could feel the poison beginning to swim in his body, constantly destroying the gastric juices that exploded in his stomach.

No wonder Laojun said that first-level poison would cause constant diarrhea.

A sharp pain came from Zhang Yu's abdomen. His stomach kept making noises. He wanted to go to the toilet and couldn't concentrate at all.

"Damn it, I should just swallow the second one."

"Isn't this kind of tricking yourself?"

Zhang Yu dodged, his figure kept flickering, and he suddenly realized something. He couldn't find the toilet.

For a moment, Zhang Yu's eyes were filled with despair and sadness.

This is setting yourself up for trouble.

"Gollum!"

Zhang Yu's stomach kept growling.

Zhang Yu looked at the Peach Garden not far from Yaochi.

If I go to the peach garden to use the toilet and apply some fertilizer to the peach trees, there shouldn't be any big problem!

Zhang Yu thought in his heart.

When the idea first came to him, he originally wanted to struggle with it, but his stomach just couldn't wait any longer.

"Forget it and just die!"

A man who has never used an open-air toilet is youthless.

Zhang Yu comforted himself like this.

Thirty seconds later, Zhang Yu came to the spacious peach garden.

He lifted up a piece of dirt with a wave of his hand and went directly to the toilet in a corner.

Zhang Yu felt comfortable all of a sudden, but he found that he was afraid that he could not stand up and felt that his abdomen was shaking.

Looking at these flat peaches now, he always feels guilty as a thief. After all, breaking into the Queen Mother's sister's flat peach garden should be a pretty serious crime!

I kept thinking silently in my heart, don’t let anyone come, don’t let anyone come.

But the world is like this, the more you don’t want something, the more it will happen.

Zhang Yu heard the discussion of several fairies not far away.

He was so frightened that his whole mind stopped.

If this is discovered, he will die.

From then on, his great reputation ceased to exist.

Zhang Yu was a little panicked at the thought of being called Pantaolaxiang.

Zhang Yu hurriedly wiped it clean with paper, then buried the hole with a wave of his hand, enduring the severe abdominal pain.

Dive into your own imprinted space.

The reason why he doesn't go to the toilet in the imprinted space is because he is afraid that the imprinted space's copying ability will copy his own poop into countless lumps.

Just think of such a scene.

Then he would just want to die.

Perhaps because he had just pulled it under the peach tree, Zhang Yu felt better in his stomach, and he kept running his immortal power to pull and condense the poison.

When he used the immortal power, he found that he could not pull the medicine at all. The medicine had been integrated into the intestines and was exhausted.

In this case, the medicine was still too light.

The effect is simply not achieved.

At this moment, five flower fairies held flower baskets in their hands and walked to the peach tree very close to Zhang Yulaxiang.

At this time, a fairy sniffed the smell in the air and said, "Sisters, I don't seem to notice any smell in the air."

As soon as this was said, other fairies also sniffed.

Suddenly I smelled a foul odor.

"Sisters, there is really a stench."

They are immortals, and their five senses are countless times more sensitive than those of mortals.

They could easily smell the source of the stench.

Immortals basically do not eat grains and do not go to the toilet. For them, everything in their stomachs can be specially refined.

As for Zhang Yu, this was diarrhea caused by taking poison. He couldn't stop it at all and couldn't refine it.

"Let me see, what could have such a stench?"

"Could it be that the dead body of some animal was secretly buried here?"

At this time, a fairy wearing a long dress of red, green and white with a jasmine flower on her head was holding a flower basket for fertilizing the peach trees in her left hand. Her figure was graceful and she bent down slightly.

Zhang Yu can clearly perceive all this in the imprint space.

When he saw these Baihua fairies bending down to dig out his cesspit with their hands.

Cold sweat broke out all over his body, and he wanted to open his mouth to stop it, but he was afraid of exposing himself. He knew that if he was discovered in the peach garden, the consequences would be disastrous.

Not to mention whether he would be punished for breaking into Pantaoyuan.

Secondly, I went to the toilet in Pantaoyuan, which was a defilement for the Queen Mother and Sister.

Once discovered, he and Yuan'er would be doomed.

Zhang Yu's stomach growled again.

He forced himself to hold back the pain in his abdomen, clenching his fists tightly.

His face turned pale.

He didn't even dare to take a breath.

The eyes are also attracted to the outside world.

After the Jasmine Fairy bent her lower body, she directly dug out the soil with her hands.

The next second, yellow and white things were stained on Fairy Jasmine's hands.

"Ah!" Fairy Jasmine looked at the daddy in her hand and shouted loudly.

Smelling the stench on my hands, I felt like my whole body was unclean.