What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

Yue Lianyi looked at the cup in her hand and said, "This cup is too small."

"I don't feel anything even after drinking it."

Hearing this, Zhang Yu was ecstatic. Didn't this come to his door?

"Okay, since you said so, Moon Fairy."

"Then I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, you drink from the jar, and I drink from the jar."

"As long as you are happy, as long as you have fun!"

"I, Zhang Yu, will accompany you to the end."

As he spoke, Zhang Yu waved his hand and twenty altars appeared directly.

"I don't believe it, I can't get you drunk!"

Before Zhang Yu could speak, Yue Lianyi stretched out her hand and pulled the wine towards her.

As soon as the wine came into her hands, she opened the bottle.

Drink while watching a movie.

All of a sudden, the jar was eaten again.

Zhang Yu immediately said that he should not be cowardly. At this time, people should not be cowardly even if they drink.

If you can't win in a fight, you can't win in a drinking contest!

It's just like drinking a jar of wine.

Yue Lianyi's eyes were watching the movie, but her mouth was eating and drinking.

After a while, three empty jars were placed next to it.

Zhang Yu just finished a jar.

Yue Ripple looked normal, as if he was not affected.

Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment.

"She has so much volume!"

"No, the effect of this wine is slower. When we were in Shushan, even the head brother was drunk. Besides, this bayberry is not an ordinary bayberry. Logically speaking, it has the same effect on immortals and gods."

Just waiting and watching.

As time passed, Zhang Yu drank too much. He looked at Yue Lianyi and said, "Girl!"

"Come and let's meet one!"

Yue Lianyi looked at Zhang Yu's side. He had drunk fifteen jars. Then he looked at his own side. It seemed that he had drank forty-seven jars.

The whole room was filled with wine.

At this time, Master Xing's most classic lines came.

Zhang Yu stood with one foot on the sofa, and he was unconscious at this moment.

Facing the movie, he looked at Yue Ripples with blurred eyes.

At this moment, Zhang Yu's voice was synchronized with the movie. When the last half of the movie line was spoken, Zhang Yu's voice sounded: "I love you!"

Yue Lianyi was stunned on the spot.

Zhang Yu slowly fell down and fell asleep on the sofa.

Instead of knocking Yue Lianyi down, she got herself drunk.

Yue Lianyi put down the wine, picked up a pack of spicy strips from the table and started eating.

He looked at Zhang Yu who was sleeping next to him.

For the first time, there was curiosity in his eyes.

When Zhang Yu told herself I love you just now, her heart trembled for some reason.

As the movie ends.

The next movie continues seamlessly.

It starts with some English names.

There is a red mark on the head and black and white English text below.

Yue Lianyi couldn't understand.

But she became interested.

As the scene played, it started with a man and a woman in a rental house.

He spoke words that Yue Lianyi could not understand.

But the man stepped forward and released a video.

The video shows the woman changing clothes.

This scene was clearly displayed on the projector.

Yue Ripple's face turned red.

She looked at Zhang Yu quietly and felt relieved when she saw that he was sleeping soundly.

As time goes by.

Another day passed, and the next day the man came again.

He began to move roughly.

The voice of a woman praying came from the screen.

What followed were countless unsightly scenes.

Zhang Yu was awakened by the voice on the screen.

Zhang Yu was stunned when he saw Yue Lianyi watching the Sakura Kingdom blockbuster.

In the picture, the man is behaving in a permissive manner toward the woman.

Dirty sounds rang in their ears.

Yue Lianyi originally thought Westward Journey was good-looking.

It was also the first time I came into contact with such a novel movie.

When the second part comes out.

Look at it with curiosity, and the more you look at it, the more strange it becomes.

When those rough and dirty scenes appeared.

Yue Lianyi only felt that her eyes seemed to be insulted.

With a wave of her hand, the projector exploded.

Looking at the ripples of the moon, Zhang Yu felt like he was taking a fairy to watch a midnight movie.

But there was no time to think too much.

Looking at Yue Ripple who is about to go crazy.

Zhang Yu felt that he was defeated.

In this case, the beating cannot be in vain.

Looking at Yue Lianyi's face.

Zhang Yu kissed Yue Lianyi directly.

Feeling the breath on his face.

Yue Lianyi was furious.

"Boom!" Spiritual energy burst out directly from Yue Lianyi's body, penetrating the palace and pouring into the sky.

Countless immortals sensed the changes in the moon's ripples.

He kept shaking his head: "I wonder where Taoist Master has offended Fairy Moon again!"

"I hope I don't get beaten to death."

......

Scarlet aura emerged from Yue Lianyi's eyes, and two streams of air flew out from her eyes: "You go to hell!"

As he spoke, he punched Zhang Yu again.

Zhang Yu had no time to react, and was knocked away without even saying an explanation.

This time he flew directly out of the Star Palace.

Crossing the sky, Zhang Yu looked at the advancing white clouds and mist, feeling the pain in his abdomen.

Fortunately, I had the foresight not to take off those magic weapons.

I don’t know where I will be blown away.

He tried to control his body, but the punch was too powerful.

Even through armor, soft armor, and defensive magic weapons, he was instantly incapacitated.

Yue Lianyi punched Zhang Yu away, looked at his palace and shook his head.

What came to mind was the dirty scene he had just seen.

I just feel like my whole body is unclean

However, she was not afraid of punching Zhang Yu to death. The punch she punched while taking a shower in the daytime showed her that this rogue was wearing many defensive weapons.

Zhang Yu summoned his white clouds.

Within seconds, white clouds appeared, dragging Zhang Yu flying in the sky.

He thought he would be exhausted for a long time.

Unexpectedly, all the Immortal Divine Art in the body was restored after just a few operations.

Sitting cross-legged on the white clouds, Zhang Yu lit a Yuxi cigarette and smoked it.

He looked into the distance with a smile on his lips.

The wine he drank in his body just now, all the power to operate was gone.

I can’t drink with this bitch anymore.

Can't drink it!

Also got hammered.

But watching a movie with a fairy has a different flavor.

Zhang Yu had a smile on his lips, and he felt that he was not at a loss, so he kissed her twice.

However, I am afraid that I will not be able to go to the Star Palace for a while.

It's been a long time and I can't be beaten to death.

Looking at the moon in the distance, if you have time, go to Guanghan Palace!

Or go to the other fairies' palaces.

Go back to your old job.

His junior uncle in Shushan was nicknamed the Underwear Maniac.

In fact, no one understood it. He just wanted to see if everyone smelled the same.

This is a very serious scientific research project.

In an attitude of self-sacrifice, he took away all the underwear of the female apprentices and nieces in Shushan.

Zhang Yu stood under the moonlight, overlooking most of the heaven.

This is a lifelong scientific research project that cannot be interrupted.

So where should we go now?

Returning to Yaochi in the middle of the night?