What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

[Brothers here, please calm down, this article is quite outrageous!]

Shushan.

Outside the main entrance hall, shouts came one after another: "Master, it's bad, my uncle is cheating on me again... No, he is causing trouble again."

In the main hall, Jian Yixuan, the leader of Shushan, was standing looking at the memorial tablets of the past dynasties of Shushan. His gray eyebrows moved slightly when he heard this.

I saw him wearing a green shirt, with gray hair, a resolute face, and an air of immortality in his movements.

Looking at the disciples running in in a panic.

He shook his head and said, "Mingshan!"

"Look at you, how old you are, and you're still so restless."

"It's not like being a teacher, whose face doesn't change even when Mount Tai collapses in front of him."

That look is clearly saying that you need to learn.

Zhang Mingshan, who came in to report, was ninety years old when he entered Shushan. He was of low cultivation and had lost a lot of his hair. Only his gray beard and the wrinkles on his face told of his age.

Zhang Mingshan opened his mouth and walked back and forth in a panic: "Master, go and have a look!"

"Uncle, he's starting to go crazy again."

Listening to the words of his eldest disciple Zhang Mingshan, Jian Yixuan shook his head: "Impossible, my little junior brother, I just tried to persuade him the day before yesterday."

"I gave him some natural resources and asked him to cook hot pot. With my understanding of him, it's impossible to cause trouble so quickly."

Seeing his master looking so calm and calm, Zhang Mingshan beside him was so anxious that he almost jumped up.

In order to deliver a message to his master, he ran so fast that his crutches disappeared.

He quickly faced Jian Yixuan in the main hall, who looked like he had nothing to do with his immortality, and said anxiously: "Master, it's true."

"When I came, Junior Master Uncle had already slaughtered Grand Master Uncle's colorful phoenix, saying that he would be a beggar phoenix at night to honor you."

Hearing this, Jian Yixuan's whole body trembled on the spot, and his body felt numb all of a sudden.

"You won't stop it?"

"It can't be stopped!"

"Master, it's not like you don't know my uncle. If anyone dares to stop him, he will let the back mountain spirit snake get into someone's bed at night."

"We can't afford it!"

Jian Yixuan's body trembled slightly, and his voice gradually became unnatural: "Junior brother... is really good at picking things."

"There are only three of the Great Elder's colorful phoenixes, one male and two females."

Thinking of this, Jian Yixuan looked at his eldest disciple Zhang Mingshan and said, "He must have killed the extra female phoenix!"

He looked at his eldest disciple motionless and did not answer.

Jian Yixuan walked towards him step by step and sat down under Zhang Mingshan's gaze.

"Your junior brother, it is a great merit to let two birds not fight for one husband, but to have one husband and one wife."

"Unexpectedly, I was quite filial. I remember asking my master to taste Beggar's Phoenix together in the evening."

Zhang Mingshan quickly explained: "It's a male, what junior brother killed was a male."

"He said he couldn't bear to see his phoenix being sacrificed by another male phoenix."

"Looking at the two female phoenixes, he felt very harmonious."

Hearing this, Zhang Mingshan's mouth twitched: "It's... it's really my junior brother's... style...!"

Zhang Mingshan looked at his master's calm expression and said, "Master, you are just like what my uncle said, you are not afraid of trouble."

As Zhang Mingshan spoke, he took out a jade pot from nowhere. There was a pot of soup in it. The soup was white and fragrant. Just looking at the surface of the soup, there were countless treasures of heaven and earth.

This soup is really tonic, just smelling it makes people swallow their saliva.

Zhang Mingshan presented the soup in front of Jian Yixuan and said, "This is what my junior uncle said to honor you and say that you have worked hard on weekdays."

Hearing these words, Jian Yixuan seemed to be very satisfied. Looking at the fragrant soup, Jian Yixuan directly started to taste it.

"Yes, this soup is fragrant in the mouth, and it feels like no less than dozens of elixirs were used."

"You, my little uncle, don't like to practice, but you are really good at cooking."

Zhang Mingshan nodded in agreement when he heard Jian Yixuan's words: "That's not true. In order to make this soup, my junior uncle planned the whole day."

"First, I went to the Second Elder's Green Bamboo Mountain and stole the Second Elder's Ten Thousand Years Cicada Emperor."

“Then he threw it to us and ate the nine-color glazed chicken from the Zhenzong mythical beast of Shushan.

‘Then I went to the third elder and asked for a dose of Mongolian sweat medicine that could even be used by immortals - even immortals are afraid of it. "

"The nine-colored glazed chicken was given a drug to stun it, and finally the nine-colored glazed chicken was plucked and bled to make a pot of soup. At the same time, the heavenly materials and earthly treasures that you gave to my uncle last time, master, were also put in. There are still some in the pot now. Soup dregs.”

When Zhang Mingshan finished speaking, he saw Jian Yixuan's hand trembling slightly, as if he couldn't hold the soup.

Zhang Mingshan said very curiously: "Master, why are you shaking?"

"Is there any?"

"Is your teacher just a little moved?"

"By the way, you just said that you ate the Ten Thousand Years Cicada Emperor and the Nine-Color Glazed Chicken?"

"Yes! Master, you also ate." Zhang Mingshan pointed at Jian Yixuan's bowl of chicken soup.

Looking at the chicken soup, Jian Yixuan's tears suddenly flowed down unconsciously.

"Master, why are you crying?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Master is just too touched. I have never eaten such a precious spiritual beast in my life. I'm just too touched."

"You help me as a teacher?"

"Master, can't you get up by yourself?"

"Master, my legs are a little numb after sitting for too long."

Didn't you just sit down?

Zhang Mingshan helped his master up in confusion.

Jian Yixuan looked at Zhang Mingshan and said, "Where is your junior uncle now?"

"I'm digging out phoenix eggs and want to make phoenix braised eggs!"

Hearing this, Jian Yixuan's whole body softened and he almost fell down.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, Master's legs are numb again."

"Mingshan, go and help me pack my luggage."

"Master, are you going to drive me away?"

"No!"

"master!"

"No, no, how can I drive your uncle away as a teacher?"

"Master, you are running for your own life!"

"It's unfortunate that our master has such a cheating disciple!"

while speaking,

Jian Yixuan hurriedly rushed to his house, packed up his baggage at lightning speed and rushed out of the palace.

Zhang Mingshan was stunned by this rapid pace.

But the next second, Jian Yixuan was seen stepping back step by step.

Under the sunlight, three shadows continued to lengthen into the temple.

Zhang Yu, who was wearing a Shushan green monk's robe and had short short hair, was pulled in directly by the elder, who put his hand around his abdomen.

Zhang Yu looked at Jian Yixuan who was about to rush out from under the elder's arm and said: "Senior brother, good morning!"

"Is the chicken soup good?"

"I originally wanted to make you a phoenix egg breakfast, but as soon as I poured the phoenix medicine, my senior brother, second senior sister, and third senior brother stopped me."

Jian Yixuan looked at Zhang Yu with a harmless expression and shook his head.

At this time, the three people threw Zhang Yu on the ground like trash.