Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

"Ok?"

The first Hokage had just walked out of the clan's territory when he saw Uchiha Asuka squatting on the street corner, playing with a stone in his hand, like a bouncing ball, hitting the ground again and again, waiting for it to bounce back, then catching it again and hitting the ground again.

"your face?"

When he got closer, he found that Fei Niao's cheek seemed to be a little bruised.

Judging from the size of the bruises, it was obvious that he was beaten by a woman.

"A woman dared to hit Uchiha Asuka, and succeeded in doing so." After analyzing the existing information, Hashirama Senju felt nervous, and looked at the unhappy Uchiha Asuka, lowering his voice and asking, "Did Tsuna hit her?"

"No!" Fei Niao shook his head and continued playing with the stones in his hand.

Call ~

Seeing this, Senju Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief, then sat down next to Asuka with a relaxed look on his face.

He glanced at the villagers coming and going, and after noticing the respect in their eyes, Hashirama smiled and nodded at them while speaking to Asuka.

"Where did the injury on your face come from?"

"Kushina beat me!" Asuka twitched the corner of his mouth and answered truthfully.

Hearing this, Hashirama Senju's body stiffened, and the smile froze on his face instantly. All the memories hidden deep in his mind emerged at this moment.

He turned his head stiffly and stared at the bruises on Fei Niao's face, his expression suddenly becoming complicated.

No wonder this injury felt familiar from the beginning.

boom! !

Hashirama leaned his back against the wall, looked up at the sky, and said slowly in a deep voice, "The women of the Uzumaki clan are good in every way, except that they have a bit of a bad temper. I only realized this after I got married."

"Master Hashirama!" Asuka raised his head and asked curiously, "Were you also beaten every day back then? After going out to fight with Uchiha Madara, you went home and fought with your wife?"

The corner of Senju Hashirama's mouth twitched, and he lowered his head in disappointment. He also picked up stones from the ground and threw them on the ground again and again like a bouncing ball. After they bounced back, he caught them in his hand again and threw them on the ground again.

“It’s not bad actually!”

At this time, he caught the bouncing stone and said awkwardly, "Before Mito gave birth to the child, she got angry at me more often, but after giving birth, she got angry at me less often.

After all, there are children to help share the firepower. Hahaha."

The awkward laughter travelled through the air and was heard by the surrounding villagers, causing them to stop involuntarily and look at the Shodaime Hokage with a bit more helplessness in their eyes.

The first generation is good in every way except that he can't smile.

When he smiled, his aura instantly dropped a lot, which was totally inconsistent with people's imagination of the "God of Ninja".

After chatting with Senju Hashirama for a long time, Asuka's mood instantly improved a lot.

Even Hashirama Senju, who is known as the "God of Ninja", was not treated much better when he returned home. What is there to complain about?

but

When Fei Niao tiptoed and pushed open the door of his house and looked into the living room, he found that there were more packages piled up in the living room. He even saw a few brand new quilts on those packages.

This scene made Fei Niao fall into silence instantly.

"She really moved in!!" he thought to himself, then glanced at the living room and found that Kushina was not there. He trotted back to the bedroom, closed the door and lay down on the bed, all in one go.

Asuka glanced at the clock on the wall and found that there were still five minutes left until the time agreed with Nagato, so he slowly closed his eyes and quickly adjusted his breathing.

Before joining Akatsuki, he thought that life in Akatsuki was like this: working in groups of two, opening their eyes day after day to carry out missions, and only getting a complete rest until the last moment of their lives.

After joining Akatsuki, he discovered that the life of Akatsuki was like this: ten people stood on the ten fingers of the Outer Path Demon Statue, and opened their eyes day after day to seal the tailed beasts, and they could not rest completely until they were hung on the Sacred Tree.

Before joining Akatsuki, Kakuzu thought life in Akatsuki was like this:

Make money, make money, and make money. Every day when I open my eyes, I am on the road to making money.

After joining Akatsuki, Kakuzu discovered that life in Akatsuki was like this:

Seal the tailed beasts, seal the tailed beasts, and seal the tailed beasts. Every day when I open my eyes, I am on the way to seal the tailed beasts.

The life he lived now made Kakuzu suddenly feel like an honest man being cheated.

This is not what the leader said when he first joined the organization.

"There is endless money to be made and endless tasks to be completed." Thinking of the things that the leader had promised him, Kakuzu rolled his eyes slightly, looked at the woman with blue-purple hair beside him, and said in a deep voice.

"Hey, what about our previous agreement?

There are so many tasks that my legs are weak, and I am dizzy from counting the money. I am a strong person and I choose them one by one. I don’t worry about getting into trouble. "

Hearing this, Xiaonan's cold eyes suddenly showed a hint of fluctuation.

However, before she could say anything, Kakuzu's complaining voice could be heard again.

"But the reality is, my legs are weak from walking every day. It takes me ten minutes to walk from Rain Village to here." Kakuzu pounded his thigh, his expression obviously unhappy.

The gap between ideal and reality was so huge that Kakuzu found it hard to accept it for a while.

Since joining the organization, the good days lasted less than two years, and then it was time to seal the tailed beasts, seal the tailed beasts, and seal the tailed beasts again.

"Ugh!"

Although Xiaonan still maintained a cold expression on his face, he couldn't help but sigh deeply in his heart.

The speed at which the tailed beasts were captured far exceeded everyone's expectations.

I thought catching one a month would be a very fast rate.

But the result is.

The first tailed beast has just been sealed, the second one is already in line, and the third one is sealed in the body of the one-tailed Jinchuriki because it cannot wait in line. Oh, that's not right.

Xiaonan glanced at Uzumaki Jue who looked rather lost, with a hint of vigilance in his eyes, and said to himself.

"Former One-Tailed Jinchuriki, now Three-Tailed Jinchuriki."

“I can actually be resurrected.”

She saw this guy die with her own eyes, but she never thought that just one day later, this "former One-Tail Jinchuriki" was miraculously resurrected and was alive and well watching others poop.

This horrifying scene instantly made Xiaonan's vigilance towards the masked man reach an unprecedented level.

"Ah!"

In the empty and silent cave, a voice of emotion suddenly sounded, "Another day alive!!"

The members of Akatsuki organization stopped at the same time and looked in the direction of the sound. They saw the "Three-tailed Jinchuriki" standing on the platform directly opposite the Outer Path Demon Statue. In front of him was a wok with some tempting food frying in the boiling oil.

It was not until then that everyone smelled the scent of food in the air.

"Two skewers please! Eat them and then seal them!"

Black Zetsu acted as a waiter with an expressionless face, waving the meatballs in his hand at the stunned Akatsuki members, and then added, "It's free."

Everyone looked at Jue's reluctant look and were confused for a moment.

At this time, Kakuzu took the lead and stepped out, raised five fingers to Zetsu, and said in a deep voice: "Fifty! Eat before you start working!"

"The tasks are piled up like a mountain, and my legs are weak from exhaustion; my hands are full of money, and I am blinded by the counting; the strong heart chooses them one by one. These all sound like illusions.

In this fake and fucked-up world, the only real thing is the feeling of being full. "

After saying this, he turned around and glanced at Nagato, with an expression on his face as complicated as it could be.

If Kakuzu hadn't been unable to defeat the leader, with his speed, he would have already fled to the Land of Fire.

"A fake world?"

Hearing this, Orochimaru shook his head slightly, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he also extended two fingers to Uzumaki Zetsu, "Twenty, I haven't eaten meatballs for a long time.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I can smell the scent of Konoha.”

"The snake's nose is really sensitive!" Uzumaki Zetsu suddenly stopped what he was doing and looked up at Orochimaru.

I didn't expect this guy could actually smell the scent of Konoha from the meatballs.

Um! !

Black Zetsu didn't lie to it, it was really moved from Konoha.

However, when his eyes fell on Kakuzu, he saw him tasting the meatballs with relish. His satisfied look made a touch of human melancholy appear on Uzumaki Zetsu's face.

"What Jue said sounds good. We will open a few more meatball shops after the Moon Eye Project is over. But will there be anyone left in the ninja world by then?" Uzumaki Jue muttered in his heart, then threw the prepared meatballs into the oil pan and watched it float up quietly.

It is better to satisfy yourself now, otherwise you will not be able to give it to others for free in the future.

When the projection of the flying bird appeared deep in the cave, he looked at the strange scene in astonishment. He involuntarily reached out to rub his eyes that did not exist in the virtual world, and looked down again.

"What the hell!" he exclaimed in his heart, looking at the members of Akatsuki who were sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating meatballs silently, with disbelief on their faces.

Is this also some kind of ritual to seal the tailed beasts?

Or does this thing help restore chakra?

"This is a fake, deceptive world!!" Kakuzu glanced at the colorful figure on his finger and shook his head slightly, "Only the feeling of being full is real."

Noticing Asuka's gaze suddenly fell on him, Konan paused.

She quickly turned her face away to avoid meeting Asuka's eyes, and secretly explained in her heart, "It's not that I'm greedy, I'm eating with Kakuzu, and by the way, I'm also sending a piece of hospice care to the former One-Tail Jinchuriki, now the Three-Tail Jinchuriki."

Asuka's gaze lingered on the auspicious cloud robes of the Akatsuki members for a long time, and ripples appeared in his heart. The memories of the past seemed to be within reach, but gradually became blurred.

He tried his best to search in his mind, trying to piece together the original appearance of Akatsuki.

In my memory, it was a powerful and mysterious group. Each member exuded an aura that could not be ignored. Just by standing there, you could tell that these people were terribly powerful.

However, as the scene before him was deeply imprinted in his mind, those images of the Akatsuki organization suddenly turned into fragments in the fog, and the more he thought about it, the blurrier it became.

“This damn memory.”

"Why is it gone?"