Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

"Old man, did you get hit in the brain? I'll take you to find Tsunade to reason with her." Seeing the great elder standing there in a daze, Asuka grabbed his arm and prepared to go to the Hokage Building to ask Tsunade for compensation.

The Great Elder certainly has no shortage of money. His motivation for living now is to make the Uchiha people better and better.

As for how to make Uchiha better and better?

That depends on how bad the Great Elder's brain is.

"Hey, hey! Stop pulling me!"

When he realized that this boy was really going to take him to the Hokage Building, Uchiha Saburo shuddered subconsciously, pulled his arm out and sat back on the ground.

He really didn't want to see Tsunade now, especially after that guy had an attitude of "I'm a medical ninja, I'll heal anyone who gets hurt on the spot", he didn't want to go find her even more.

After all, he wasn't masochistic.

"Ugh!"

Asuka sighed heavily and sat down as well, saying angrily, "Are we just going to let this go? The last time our family was beaten by the Senju clan was more than 30 years ago. This time you've gone down in family history. It's really embarrassing."

"Bullshit, it was clearly three years ago when Tsunade kicked open the door of your house." The Great Elder stared at Asuka's nonsense, his beard trembling with anger.

Snapped!

Fei Niao slapped his forehead with his right hand and said suddenly, "Oh, oh, look, old man, if you hadn't told me, I would have forgotten it. I thought it happened more than 30 years ago."

Uchiha Saburo turned his head away angrily, and when he saw that the tribesmen passing by were looking at him with strange eyes, he simply closed his eyes.

As the second most powerful Uchiha.

From the moment he became the great elder, he shouldered the responsibility of prospering the family.

The fact that the Uchiha clan leader personally acted as a matchmaker would somewhat affect the family's image, but as the chief elder, he did not have so many concerns.

Just thinking about the failed matchmaking not long ago, the elder couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, my 100% success rate has been broken!!"

Snapped!

Fei Niao snapped his fingers and summoned a bucket of fried chicken. He ate while saying, "How did you get that 100% success rate? Don't you only go for it when you are sure?

Something as impossible as Tsunade."

Hearing this, the Great Elder looked thoughtful, then turned around and looked at Uchiha Asuka who was sitting next to him, with a complicated look in his eyes, "Boy, you are right!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Uchiha Saburo stood up abruptly, brushed off the dust on his butt, and hurried out of the clan territory.

"This old guy." Fei Niao took a bite of chicken casually, looking at the great elder who had completely disappeared from his sight, and muttered to himself, "In the last moments of his life, the old man risked being beaten to death and still considered the future of the family."

“It’s not easy.”

at the same time.

Rain Ninja Village.

The moment Black Zetsu came back, he asked Nagato to gather everyone together to seal the tailed beasts.

Everyone who learned the news rushed over as soon as possible.

"What a fast speed!" Xiaonan couldn't help but frowned the moment he stepped into the room.

In just a few days, he was able to capture the One-Tailed Jinchuriki of the Sand Village. This has refreshed her understanding of this guy. Maybe his strength is not as weak as she imagined.

Ye Cang, who was following behind Xiaonan, noticed Jue sitting on the chair the moment he entered the room.

As an elite jonin of the Sand Village, she still understands the village's background.

I didn't expect that the guy who was collecting intelligence in the organization could snatch one from the Sand Village so easily.

"Hehehe~~"

A cold laugh travelled into the room through the air.

Orochimaru was wearing a auspicious cloud robe, and the moment he stepped into the room, his eyes involuntarily fell on the main seat.

He was not interested in sealing the tailed beasts, nor was he interested in the Moon Eye Project.

The only one interested

It was Nagato's eyes.

After a while.

The puppet controlled by Nagato was the last to enter the room and closed the stone door.

He raised his head and looked around. When he saw that most of the people in the organization had arrived, his eyes fell on the strange half-black and half-white pitcher plant.

He had seen this image many times before, but every time Nagato felt the same shock.

Too ugly to be human!!

But as the leader of the organization.

Of course, we won’t say anything that will affect the unity of the organization.

"He's a little ugly, but he's quite capable!" He silently praised him in his heart, walked to the front of the team, and said in a deep voice, "I think you all know why I asked you to come here."

Everyone nodded slightly upon hearing this, and looked around intentionally or unintentionally, wanting to see what the One-Tail Jinchuriki looked like.

at this time.

Ye Cang's emotions are far more complicated than those of other members of the organization.

The One-Tail is the only tailed beast in the Sand Village. As long as the news that the village has lost its tailed beast spreads, even without using your brain, you know that the situation in the village will be very bad.

Although because of the previous incident, she had nothing but hatred towards the Sand Village, but that was the village where she had lived for more than 20 years after all.

It would be a lie to say that I had no fondness for the villagers who lived there.

"Where is the Jinchuriki?"

A voice full of doubt instantly broke the depressing atmosphere in the room.

Nagato looked around and found that they were the only ones in the room. His sharp eyes fell on the half-black and half-white pitcher plant.

"Cough cough~"

Seeing everyone's eyes on him, Black Zetsu put his fist to his mouth and coughed twice, then tilted his head 45 degrees to look forward, forcing himself to hide his slightly red cheeks, and spoke somewhat unnaturally.

"It said that before it died, it wanted to take one last look at someone pooping and ask what it felt like."

As soon as the words fell, the room fell into deathly silence.

At this moment, even if you throw a needle on the ground, the noise it makes will be no less than the sound of thunder.

When everyone heard these words, a look of confusion suddenly appeared on their expressionless faces, just like the students of the upper ninja school just now. Every word the teacher said touched on their blind spots in knowledge.

Nagato: “.”

After not finding the Jinchūriki in the room just now, Nagato's mind flashed through the reasons why the Jinchūriki didn't appear here.

such as

For safety, was the Jinchūriki hidden somewhere? Were they worried that the Sand Village would follow the Jinchūriki and track him here? Or was the Jinchūriki in the hands of Uchiha Madara?

Anyway, no matter how many thoughts flashed through Nagato's mind, he never thought that the reason why the Jinchūriki did not appear in the room was actually...

"Are you actually watching people poop?" Xiaonan's mouth twitched slightly, and then his eyes swept over Ye Cang who was also speechless beside him. He really wanted to ask how such a weirdo could exist in the Sand Village.

"Haha~"

Orochimaru chuckled at this time, and for the first time, his eyes left Nagato and turned to look at the half-black and half-white pitcher plant not far away, wondering, "Is there anyone else curious about the feeling of defecation?"

These words instantly silenced Hei Jue Gan.

It wanted to open its mouth to explain, but when the words came to its lips, it didn't know how to explain.

In fact, sometimes it doesn't understand why it has been curious about what it feels like for others to poop since the day it was born.

next second.

Nagato suddenly came back to his senses from the shock, frowned slightly, and said worriedly, "Ze, are you sure he won't sneak away from the toilet? The strength of the Jinchūriki is not low."

Before he could finish, Black Zetsu shook his head slightly and spoke with determination in his tone.

"It is the person I trust the most. Even if the whole world is against me, it will still stand firmly by my side and block the flying shurikens for me."

Everyone in Akatsuki: “.”

This short sentence shocked them twice, and finally their eyes turned wary when they looked at Black Zetsu.

The person you trust the most?

Block the flying shuriken for you?

Do you target the people who trust you the most?

"Ah!" At this moment, a comfortable voice suddenly came from the ground, breaking the depressing atmosphere in the room.

Suddenly, everyone turned their heads to look over.

I saw a middle-aged man with ordinary looks, who was licking the corners of his mouth with satisfaction, and slowly emerged from the ground like a bamboo shoot.

"What the hell? We've been invaded?" Everyone's heart tightened and they took a few steps back in an instant, their eyes filled with vigilance.

The atmosphere around them suddenly became tense the moment the middle-aged man appeared.

"Ok?"

Just when Nagato was about to attack directly, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Black Zetsu's extremely calm expression and the smile on his lips. He slowed down his movements slightly and asked in a deep voice.

"Who are you? Where did you sneak in from?"

Uzumaki Jue scratched his head in confusion, and found that everyone was looking at him with a vigilant look, so he subconsciously answered, "It can't be considered sneaking in, I just came up through the toilet."

Catching the key words in the conversation, everyone subconsciously sniffed the air. When they smelled the stinking odor in the air, the members of the Akatsuki organization fell silent again.

It's from the toilet.

"Are you the Jinchūriki?" Nagato frowned slightly, looking at the middle-aged man with eyes full of suspicion.

He also smelled the scent in the air, and guessed in his heart that this person might be the guy that Hei Jue mentioned, the one who wanted to see poop before he died.

but.

This doesn't match the intelligence.

According to intelligence, the Jinchuriki of the Sand Village is only 2 years old, but the one in front of him doesn't look like he's 2 years old at all, and he actually has more white hair than him.

"Yes!" Uzumaki Jue nodded affirmatively.

Then, it lifted up its shirt, showing the black seal on its belly button to everyone.

"Sigh~"

next second.

Several sounds of people gasping for air were instantly heard in the room.

Everyone here is not an idiot, but the elite among the elites of their respective villages. Otherwise, it would be impossible for them to escape the pursuit of the dark forces of their own villages and live openly in the sun.

The moment they saw the black seal, they immediately realized that the person in front of them was truly the Tailed Beast Jinchuriki.

"The Tailed Beast Jinchuriki likes to watch people poop? And when they are pooping, he pulls them to ask what it feels like to poop?"

Thinking of this man's strange behavior, everyone in the room fell silent again.

They had imagined many scenarios of sealing a Jinchūriki for the first time, but they had never thought of this one.

"People are indeed quite vulnerable when they are using the toilet." Orochimaru was silent for a long time, then suddenly laughed out loud, "But do you know what your fate is when you come here?"

"After the tailed beast is extracted, the Jinchūriki will surely die." Uzumaki Zetsu looked towards Konoha with a melancholy face and sighed, "If the current world is real, then I hope it is fake. If the current world is fake, then I also want to see the real world."

"But I can't seem to see it."

After hearing this, everyone in Akatsuki fell silent again.

When they first thought that this man seemed a little stupid, they thought that Black Zetsu had tricked him here through some means.

But seeing that person's awareness, it seemed... as if it was voluntary.

"Whoo~"

Xiaonan let out a light breath at this time, and there was suddenly a hint of fluctuation in his cold eyes.

She also didn't expect that the first time she sealed the tailed beast would be like this.

Da da da!

Accompanied by a burst of crisp footsteps, Xiaonan slowly walked to the front of the vortex, then looked at this ordinary middle-aged man whose vision had transcended life and death, and asked softly.

"Do you have any last wishes?"

Hearing this, Uzumaki Jue's eyes lit up, he looked past the crowd and looked at Jiaodu who was standing aside and distracted, and asked curiously.

"Jokutu, did you poop?"

Everyone: "."

Noticing the silence of the crowd, Uzumaki Zetsu turned his gaze and fell on Orochimaru, who had a cold face, and continued to ask, "Orochimaru, what does it feel like to have a bowel movement?"

Everyone: "."