Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

The weather in Konoha in March is getting warmer, the sun is shining brightly, and spring is in full bloom.

A weed emerged from the soil at some point, waving its young leaves in the spring breeze.

call!

next moment.

The shadow instantly enveloped the entire weed, and a big hand descended from the sky, pulling it out of the ground in an unusually rough way and shaking it in the air.

The soil returns to the ground under the influence of gravity, and the fate of that weed

Crunch!Crunch!

The sound of chewing carried through the air and reached the ears of the people around.

Bitter, sour, astringent, the sand has not been shaken clean

After chewing a few casually, the elder swallowed the weed and the noodles in his mouth in one gulp, then raised his head and looked around.

Nanga Shrine is the secret gathering place of the Uchiha clan. Underground, there are stone tablets written by the Six Paths Sage, but the ground is no different from an ordinary shrine.

Although this shrine belongs to Uchiha, villagers passing by here sometimes worship from a distance after seeing the shrine for unknown reasons.

Looking at this ordinary-looking shrine, the elder used his tongue to slowly pick the pebbles between his teeth, "Who would have thought that under this ordinary shrine, there would be a stone tablet left by the Immortal of Six Paths? ?

Although I don’t understand the inscription at all, it doesn’t hinder me.”

"Ugh!"

At this time, a sigh suddenly came from his ears, interrupting his memories.

The great elder looked in the direction from which the sound came. After seeing who it was, he silently put the bowls and chopsticks in his hands on the ground, and said slowly in an old voice.

"Madou, take that thing away, I won't eat pancakes today!"

"I just saw you eating weeds!"

Madou handed over the pancakes and sat down next to the great elder.

He looked up at the crowded square in front of Nanga Shrine, with a complicated look in his eyes.

When he was a child, this place was still a solemn and solemn place. Even when he was a child, he had to turn his back to Nanga Shrine when peeing, for fear of desecrating the ancestors inside.

Um.

When he grew up, this place was actually a solemn place, but now the smell of this place has changed, it has become the smell of human fireworks, and even a trace of paste.

He turned his head to look at the Great Elder sitting beside him, pointed at the square in front of him and sighed, "First Elder, do you still remember what this place was like before?"

"Remember!"

The elder nodded slightly. He glanced at the crowd gathered here and said slowly, "As the elder of the Uchiha clan, I have participated in and presided over hundreds of clan meetings. How could I forget what this place looked like before?" ?”

Hearing this, Uchiha Madou raised his hand and asked.

“Did anyone sell pancakes here before?”

Following his finger, the elder saw a middle-aged couple spreading pancakes in the shrine square.

He also knew this couple. The clan emblem on their car was issued by the great elder. Even when they came here to set up a stall, they obtained permission from him.

"The world is in decline."

Madou took a bite of the pancake, then glanced sideways at the old man next to him, and said lightly, "People's hearts are so old, such a quiet shrine has turned into a morning market-like existence.

Great Elder, please find a crooked neck tree and die to apologize. "

The Great Elder didn't even look at him, his eyes still fell on the pancake stall not far away, and sneered, "Fifth Elder, even if I die, it will not be your turn to take the Great Elder's position."

“It’s also a good thing to change from ‘five’ to ‘four’.”

After Madou's eyes stopped at the pancake stand for a moment, he looked at the ramen stand next to the pancake stand.

to be honest.

If there was only one breakfast vendor in Nanga Shrine Square, he wouldn't say anything, but in this originally quiet square, there were more than a dozen stalls set up.

Those selling pancakes, ramen noodles, steamed buns and porridge.

After staring at those stalls for a long time, Uchiha Madou looked down at the pancakes in his hand again and said to himself, "Why do I feel like I went out and everything changed when I came back.

Uchiha has become a bit strange to me."

"The patriarch has to bear half of the responsibility for this matter, and the patriarch's wife has to bear the other half of the responsibility." Looking at the curiosity in Madou's eyes, the great elder continued after a moment of silence.

"You guys always eat some spicy food at the meeting place. This makes the clan leader feel a little spicy every time he meets, and it also affects Uchiha's reputation."

"Stop, stop!"

Madou made a silence gesture, and he looked at the great elder in confusion, "You didn't eat?? What do you mean [you group]? You are not among this group of people?"

"Nonsense!" After a low shout, the Great Elder immediately sat up straight and said seriously, "You are all so arrogant that you are just sitting on my head to shit.

If I hadn't been so powerful and had a strong stomach, I would have been looked down upon by you guys."

Uchiha Madou:? ? ? ?

He looked at the great elder with a blank expression, and kept thinking about the connection between what he just said and the question he asked.

Is it because his brain is out of control and he can't understand the great elder's speech, or is it because the great elder is out of his mind and can't speak human language?

"Hey!"

Then, Madou silently put down the pancakes in his hand, looked at the great elder with suspicion in his eyes, and said in an unceremonious tone, "I'm just asking you if you've eaten?

Look at what you said, I didn't understand a word of it. "

"Don't understand?"

The Great Elder looked him up and down and said calmly, "You're right if you don't understand. How about you being the Fifth Elder and me being the Great Elder? If you can fully understand what I'm saying, I might as well give you the position of Great Elder. .

Remember what I just said, it will be enough for you to go back and reflect on it for a while. "

"."

He didn't understand the other words, but Uchiha Madou understood the last sentence.

Not only did he understand, he could also hear the sarcasm mixed in the words.

boom!

Suddenly, a muffled sound sounded, instantly covering up the noisy sounds in the square.

They all turned to look in the direction of the sound.

I saw two old men with white beards slamming their arms together. The strong air flow swept through the air and slapped everyone's faces like ocean waves, making people subconsciously squint their eyes.

"Hey!"

One of the Uchiha jonin, in order to prevent the pancakes he just bought from getting stained with sand, he threw it back to the pancake stall without thinking, and said with a normal expression, "Why did the great elder and the fifth elder get into a fight?"

"I don't know!"

Looking at the half-eaten pancakes in the hands of the two elders, the man looked at the newly bought pancakes, then returned it to the pancake stall and said to the couple making pancakes.

"Close the door and don't let the sand in. Give it to me after the Great Elder and others finish beating it."

After saying that, he turned to look at the battlefield again, his eyes gradually becoming fanatical.

It has been a long time since he saw the elders of the family taking action. The last time these old people took action was on the night of the Nine-Tails. It is said that the great elder was so brave at that time that he directly smashed the Nine-Tails into the ground with a fire escape.