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Chapter 174 Yuanyou, your urn exploded!
Originally, he had decided that after completing his great-grandmother's dream, he would continue his studies and not become the only scumbag in his generation who did not become a doctor.
Who would have known that not long after he fulfilled his great-grandmother's dream, his great-grandmother would pester him again.
It got even worse these days. My great-grandmother not only cursed him, but also beat him with his crutch.
That's all, he also found that during the time when his great-grandmother was looking for him, he had very bad luck.
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, looked at Zhang Tianle and smiled bitterly: "Master, what's going on with me being too naughty? I obviously followed her request, why did she come to me again?"
He was really going to die unjustly.
Zhang Tianle glanced at him and said calmly: "Because your urn exploded."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could my Taitai's urn possibly explode? Master, you may not know. I only sent my Taitai's ashes urn into outer space this year. There is absolutely no way her urn could explode. ”
Speaking of this, he quickly looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and quickly added:
“The reason why I sent my Tai Nai’s ashes to outer space is because my dad said that before she died, Tai Nai said that she had always had a wish. She wanted to see outer space.
No, a few years ago there was a company abroad that said it could carry things to space. After discussing it with my family, I unanimously decided that in order to fulfill the old lady’s last wish, I would send her ashes to outer space.
So anchor, there is no way my urn will explode because I’m too titty!
I checked this company out, it's very reliable, and every month they send me pictures of my too-breasted urn. This is maintenance guaranteed.
They just sent me a photo of my Tai Nai’s urn twenty days ago. "
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, looked at Zhang Tianle in confusion: "So, there is absolutely no way that the urn of the host, my wife, will explode."
Kong Xuan, who loves Guyuan Ant Wine, explained this explanation, which directly made the entire live broadcast room lively.
[Can you still do such a cool thing? What kind of magical operation is it to send Tai Nai's urn to outer space? I just want to double-click 666 now! 】
【Ah this! If you want Tai Nai to see outer space, why not just show her some pictures of outer space? Let her take a look. 】
[I originally thought the doctor’s family would be very rational, but I didn’t expect it to be so inhumane. 】
[No wonder Tai Nai says it’s cold. It’s cold even in outer space. 】
[So Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine, should burn space suits for Tai Nai instead of ordinary Xiang Nai Nai, because Xiang Nai Nai looks good but doesn’t keep heat! 】
[Grandma-in-law: You are all filial sons, but you are almost filial to me, and you will not live in peace even if I die! 】
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, looked at the barrage and fell silent.
When Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan Ant Wine, fell silent because of the words of his water friends, Zhang Tianle spoke up: "The space station where you are Tai Nai exploded. Your ashes were also blown away. You are Tai Nai. His ashes are still floating in outer space."
As soon as Zhang Tianle said these words.
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine: "???"
Friends who are still using their writing skills in the live broadcast room:
【? ? ? 】
[I thought I was already very good at using my imagination, but I didn’t expect that it was my brain that limited my imagination. 】
[So rounding it off, it’s about the same as Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine, blowing up his Tai Nai’s ashes urn? Originally, Tai Nai could lie peacefully in her grave, peacefully enjoy the blessing that she would sleep forever after her death, and protect her descendants at the same time, but it turned out great! Her filial grandson dug her out of the grave, sent her all the way abroad, and then launched her into outer space, whereupon she exploded. 】
[So, it is completely reasonable for Tai Nai to cause trouble for a filial descendant like him, and there is cause and effect! 】
[Yao Shou, the world is so milky! 】
At this moment, Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, received a text message.
The content of the text message can be summarized as follows: The items he stored in the space capsule were damaged because the space capsule was hit by a meteorite, so the insurance he had previously applied for paid out the claim.
So, in short, something really happened to his urn.
In order to confirm the news, he checked the messages on his phone several times.
After reading it, he almost knelt down to Zhang Tianle on the spot.
Originally, he thought Zhang Tianle was talking nonsense.
Who knew that what Zhang Tianle said was actually true.
"Master, your calculation is so accurate! The urn of my wife's ashes really exploded. What should I do now? My wife's breasts are still floating in outer space."
This time Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, was really panicked.
He is now the sinner in the family.
When sending Tai Nai's ashes to outer space, their family sat together and studied it, and they also knew that if Tai Nai's urn was stored in outer space, such a thing might indeed happen.
And at that time, their family all believed that in order to fulfill Tai Nai's last wish, Tai Nai would understand even if Tai Nai's urn exploded.
After studying all aspects, the family bought insurance for Tai Nai's urn and customized a special urn to seal it, hoping to protect Tai Nai's urn when a meteorite hits.
As a result, who knew that the space capsule Tai Nai was in still exploded, and Tai Nai's urn was not saved.
And he was still entangled with Tai Nai.
"There are two options: First, I will save your too-naughty soul and send it into reincarnation, so that your too-naughty soul will not be consumed by the absolute temperature of outer space. Nor will it. I’m here to trouble you.”
"Second, I will get your Tai Nai a specially customized talisman so that your Tai Nai can continue to float in outer space. It's just that maybe your Tai Nai will visit you from time to time and share the scenery of outer space with you."
Zhang Tianle gave the choice back to Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan ant wine.
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Yi Wine, frowned and felt a little embarrassed: "Both options are good. But I don't know what Tai Nai has to say about it. I don't dare to make decisions for Tai Nai now. "
This was a mistake that she had already made once, causing Tai Nai to make a random decision, blowing up her urn, and being beaten by Tai Nai. She could not make it again.
Zhang Tianle confirmed his idea and nodded: "Of course, you can also listen to your wife's thoughts. Can I invite her over for you?"
Kong Xuan, who loves Guyuan Ant Wine: "Huh?"
And this operation?
He immediately became excited: "The relationship is great! Please invite my wife over, master, and see what she thinks."
This way he can help.
Anyway, Tai Nai made his own decision this time, so we can’t blame him anymore, right?
Zhang Tianle immediately drew a talisman and invited Kong Xuan's concubine, who loved Gu Yuan ant wine, to come back.
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