The storm of electronic fraud, the day I was deceived into northern Myanmar

I don’t know if it’s because most people in the park have low academic qualifications, or because there are many rumors that I am a “top student.”

I remember that when I used to follow Hu Laosan, he would often talk about this.

In fact, I know very well whether I am a talented student or not.

I don’t know if Zhou Chao drank a little too much, but for a while we started discussing poetry and songs, and even asked me to recite one.

To be honest, this is my first time having a dinner like today.

When we were in the park before, apart from Hu Laosan who liked to pretend to be elegant, who else was not a rough guy?

The most talked about things at the dinner table are money and women...

Speaking of which, I was reminded of a person, Jia Wenmin, who liked to talk about poetry at the dinner table.

Under the watchful eyes of Zhou Chao and Hu Laosan, I could only listen to Wang Zhihuan's "Liangzhou Ci".

But who knows, when I started to read the first sentence "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds", Hu Laosan interrupted me: "No, no...it's the yellow sand that is far above the white clouds, not the Yellow River."

He smiled and said: "What a huge difference in one word? It's like others calling me Director Hu, but I have always stressed that I am just the vice president of the park and should be called Mr. Hu."

Obviously there was something in his words, I said with a smile: "Third brother, Huangsha and the Yellow River have always been controversial, and neither statement can be wrong. If it is Huangsha, you should not use "far up" later, but "straight up". The yellow sand goes straight up between the white clouds."

I continued: "It's just like when someone calls you Dong Hu, it can't be said to be wrong. Just add an adjective in front of the word Dong, right?"

Hearing this, Zhou Chao clapped his hands and said, "You guys who are so wordy are so interesting! Hahaha! Third brother, you have met your opponent this time."

Hu Laosan smiled: "Brother Zhou, please stop teasing me. Among the famous people of the Tang and Song Dynasties, I have a special liking for Su Shi."

His words reminded me of the mosaic "letter" that hackers left behind when they attacked the park system.

At that time, Hu Laosan quoted Su Shi's sentence: The country is like a painting, and there are so many heroes in one moment.

Sometimes I really don't understand him, he is obviously a scammer.

Why do you always like to make yourself look taller?

And you also really like to be arty?

In the past, I didn't mind his behavior, but the longer I stayed with him, the more I couldn't get used to it.

You have to say that you are a serious business person, and you can just do these things on weekdays.

You are obviously doing something that is harmful to nature, but you still have to do this?

The word "hypocrite" could not be more appropriate to apply to Hu Laosan.

I took over what Hu Laosan said with a smile: "Su Shi is indeed outstanding in literary attainments, and there are many people who are on par with him. However, to be honest, I don't like him very much."

"Oh?" Hu Laosan raised his eyebrows and looked at me, "Brother Yang, tell me, what happened to Su Shi?"

I smiled slightly, took out my Yuxi, lit one, took a sip and said: "Su Shi had a romantic nature, in today's terms, he was particularly scumbag. Not only was he ruthless towards his concubines, he would also be cruel every time he was demoted. Give the women around you to others and keep no one."

"Of course men should focus on the great cause, women are not worth mentioning." Hu Laosan said disapprovingly.

"What the third brother said is not unreasonable, but it's just that Su Shi gave away the woman who was pregnant with his child. Isn't it a bit too much?"

Zhou Chao lit his cigar, took a puff, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that Su Shi was quite good at living. The woman sleeps by herself, and the children are raised by others. Hahaha..."

He blew out a puff of smoke and continued: "Throughout the ages, the great talents are basically the same, let alone Li Bai. Isn't even the seemingly serious Bai Juyi the same? I remember he also wrote A poem about finding a lady?”

Hu Laosan smiled and said: "Brother Zhou, the poem you are talking about is called "Xiao Jiuche is happy to meet in Jiangnan and gives fifty rhymes to Chang'an old games."

As he said this, he read out to himself: "We returned to the deep courtyard together and entered the bridal chamber separately. The colorful curtains were opened with emeralds, and the lovebirds were brushed. They stayed for the night and fought for each other's hands, and each of them occupied the bed for greedy sleep. The green window framed the water shadow, and the red There is a light on the back of the wall. The cable mirror collects flowers and invites people to undress their crotch. The dark and delicate makeup makes a smile, whispering about the scent of lipstick. Afraid to sit down while listening to the bell, shy and hidden in the bright light. "

I have also heard of this poem, but I have never been able to read it as easily as Hu Laosan.

The passage he read happened to be the most fragrant part of the poem.

I have to say that Hu Laosan has indeed studied poetry.

"What a poem! It really is a good poem!" Zhou Chao laughed so hard that he turned his head back and forth. "Look, this poet is different. He just looks for a lady when he's looking for a lady. He even goes into the bridal chamber separately... And there's that line about being afraid of hearing the bell. Sitting down, it seems that it is not easy for Bai Juyi, and he is reluctant to give up even if he adds an hour?"

When he said this, I couldn't help but laugh.

Hu Laosan smiled softly and said: "Since ancient times, no one is perfect. All talented people have some flaws. We only focused on talking about poetry and songs, and almost forgot about the real thing."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but glance at him: "What is the serious matter that Third Brother is talking about?"

He picked up the wine glass and drank by himself, then exhaled: "I called you here today. In front of Director Jay Chou, I want to ask you something."

"what's up?"

"Do you want to be the vice president of the park?"

I smiled and said, "Third brother, everyone drank a little too much tonight, how about we talk about this some other time?"

"Yang Lei, we are all smart people. Since we are smart people, let's open the skylight and speak frankly. During this period, I know everything you did in the park. Don't tell me that you have never thought about sitting in the park. The position of vice president." Hu Laosan said.

Seeing Zhou Chao on the side without saying a word, I couldn't figure out what Hu Laosan was doing.

"Since Third Brother made it so clear, I won't hide it. Yes, I have indeed thought about becoming a vice president. But this kind of thing is not something I can do just because I want it..."

I slowly lit a cigarette: "No matter who you are, no matter where you are, you will always want to get more benefits for yourself. Isn't this human nature?"

Originally, I thought that after clarifying my words, Hu Laosan would directly fall out with me.

What I never expected was that he smiled and clapped his hands: "I really saw you right!"

I was a little puzzled, and he continued: "From the first time I met you, I knew that you, Yang Lei, were not a thing in the pool! Now I didn't make a mistake... When you got rid of A Niu, I knew you would follow You, Yang Lei, have no one to replace these people of mine."

"Thank you, Third Brother." I responded with a smile, and then slowly exhaled a puff of smoke.