The live fortune telling is so accurate that the whole network is waiting to watch.

Male or female cat? This question is indeed a bit presumptuous.

But Yu Beiming still answered: "Tomcat."

Pan Mao was even more confused: "Is it a male cat? But I just took a look and it seemed to be deflated. Are you sure it's not a female cat?"

Xiao Hei's hair stood on end instantly, and he breathed at the director: "Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow!" (If I hadn't been held down, you would be dead now! Dead!)

Yu Beiming pressed Xiao Hei and explained, "Xiao Hei has been sterilized."

Pan Mao didn't notice Xiao Hei's anger, and seemed very curious: "It turns out to be a sterilized male cat. Oh, I haven't seen what a sterilized male cat looks like. Xiao Hei, don't tuck your tail between your legs, let me see."

As a result, he got too close, within Xiao Hei's attack range, and he swung out with his claws unexpectedly.

Pan Mao's cheek suddenly felt a burning pain, and several bloody scratches appeared immediately. The wound was so deep that it even started to bleed.

Pan Mao wailed in pain, covering his face and asking his assistant to get him a mirror - although he was a grown man, he didn't want to be disfigured.

Yu Beiming didn't expect that even though he had Xiao Hei in his arms, he still let it hurt someone.

So before anyone else saw it, he flickered his fingertips and a hint of spiritual power popped out.

When the assistant brought a mirror, Pan Mao saw that his cheeks were intact in the mirror and felt very strange:

"Why can't I find the wound? It doesn't hurt anymore? Hey, that's weird. It hurt so badly just now. I thought Xiao Hei was going to scratch my cheek through."

Yu Beiming said: "Director, your face is fine, don't worry. Besides, Xiao Hei doesn't like others discussing his privacy, otherwise it will be bad if he scratches it next time."

Pan Mao was relieved that he was not injured: "I didn't expect a cat to have such a strong sense of self-esteem. I didn't expect that Xiao Hei, who looks gentle, could be so fierce when he gets angry. Oh, I was scared to death just now."

Xiao Hei's anger had not subsided yet, and he continued to show his claws: "Meow meow meow!"

Now Pan Mao also realized that Xiao Hei was really angry, so he coaxed him:

"Don't worry, Xiao Hei, I promise not to spread your privacy to others."

After he finished speaking, he raised his head and loudly warned the actors and staff around him: "Everyone, please be careful from now on. Don't talk about Xiao Hei being a eunuch cat! And don't look at its private parts!"

Everyone around laughed.

Xiao Hei became more and more angry, with his tail tucked tightly under his body, and he meowed non-stop.

Yu Beiming sighed, patted Xiao Hei's head and said, "They have no ill intentions, don't really seek revenge."

“Meow meow meow!!”

"Then grow your balls well."

“Meow meow meow… woo woo woo…”

"How can you be so embarrassed to face others? They didn't just look at your face."

“Meow!!!!”

Yu Beiming felt a little helpless - why did it seem like the more he coaxed it, the angrier it became?

Sang Feiwan said, "Okay, Xiaohei, stop howling. It doesn't sound nice when you howl. There's a pet shop over there in the commercial street. I'll buy you some pet clothes after we finish work."

Xiao Hei immediately became happy, jumped to Sang Feiwan's legs and rubbed them, with his tail raised high.

But just as it stood up, it remembered something and quickly tucked its tail back together.

After a few seconds, the tail stood up involuntarily again and the feeling of shame came over me again.

This made everyone on the set laugh uncontrollably.

"Meow, meow, meow, meow!" - Damn it, you are not allowed to look around!

The more Pan Mao looked at it, the more surprised he became: "This cat is so smart! It actually has a sense of shame, which is an emotion only humans have!"

Yu Beiming explained: "Xiao Hei's IQ is indeed higher than that of ordinary cats. He can read people's faces and understand some simple words. There is nothing special about other things. He is just an ordinary cat."

"It's really rare to see such a spiritual cat." The more Pan Mao looked at Xiao Hei, the more he liked him. He asked with a smile, "Xiao Hei, do you want to play a divine beast? It just so happens that the script involves the heroine taming a divine beast after she descends to the mortal world. It's just right for you to play the role of a divine beast disguised as a cat!

"You want to wear clothes, right? I'll ask the costume designer to design some nice ancient costumes for you. There's also a battlefield scene later, so I'll make you a set of armor. I guarantee it'll look really handsome!"

"Meow!" Xiao Hei's tail, which had been tucked up with great difficulty, suddenly stood up again, "Meow? Meow meow meow!"

After saying this, he was afraid that the director might not understand, so he deliberately gave Yu Beiming a wink.

Of course Yu Beiming couldn't say anything, as the cat became more and more demanding and made several requests.

He had no choice but to say to Pan Mao in his own tone: "Xiao Hei likes to eat shrimp and meat. If you prepare some as a reward, he will be very cooperative. In addition, the censorship in the film and television industry is relatively strict now. When making clothes for him, make them longer, at least to cover his buttocks."

Pan Mao agreed immediately: "No problem, it's no big deal!"

Seeing that the director agreed to his conditions, Xiao Hei's tail stood up higher with joy.

But soon it began to struggle with how to protect privacy.

Although Sang Feiwan agreed to buy clothes for it, he still had to wait until they finished work, so it couldn't happen so quickly.

How can it walk around the set today? What if someone sees its testicles again?

Damn, why didn't we notice the seriousness of this problem before?

The issue of privacy has greatly increased Xiao Hei's intelligence. All the problems that he had ignored in the past are now before him.

It felt that it was no longer a cat, but a person, a real man!

It also began to think: Why do others have surnames, but I am just called Xiaohei?

How can I not have a last name?

My master’s surname is “Yu”, so of course I also want to have the surname “Yu”.

But Wanwan promised to buy me beautiful clothes, and it seems like it wouldn’t be a bad idea to have her last name.

If my last name was "Sang", would that be considered a betrayal of my master?

Damn, those little actors who walked past me, what were you looking at? Humph, you dirty female hooligans who peeped into the privacy of little cats and kittens!

It got angry and couldn't help but breathe out.

In the short time it took to think about its cat life, it had already laughed at so many people.

Some people just glance over here, and it feels like others are peeking at its balls.

Yu Beiming still had to go filming, and was worried that Xiao Hei would get into trouble again, so he picked up a mask and hung it on the base of its tail:

"Okay, no one can see it now. Just hang it like this until Wanwan buys you some clothes. Anyway, don't hurt anyone."

“Meow?” The cat with the mask hanging on its butt wailed: “Meow, meow, meow! Meow!” (Why don’t you cut a hole for me? How can I pee without a hole! Ah! Ah!!!)