Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !

"So after you found out there was a deal here, you just drove my assistant away without asking anything clearly?"

There was no expression on Weiwei's face, but Li Ming could clearly feel Weiwei's helplessness. Her eyes then looked at Pado, "Pado, you are also leading Li Ming to fool around."

These words made Padu obviously a little embarrassed. She quickly took off the hairband and wig on her head, and said with a smile, "Isn't it because I heard that Brother Li Ming wanted to accompany me to buy goods, so I was a little excited. I won't do it next time, Will." Sister Wei, don’t tell Sister Ying, please.”

Looking at Pado's pitiful expression, Velvet showed a helpless expression, which actually made Li Ming a little embarrassed. He was obviously older, but now it was the younger Pado who was criticized on his behalf. It always felt like Somewhat embarrassed.

"What, so what should we do now?" Since the problem has already occurred, the right way is to find a way to solve it.

Velvet rubbed her temples, "Oh, the show starts tomorrow. I originally wanted you to be a special guest, but now it seems you may have to become an assistant directly."

"Is it okay if I do it?"

Li Ming was a little confused about Weiwei's words, but Weiwei turned to look at Pado, "Pado, do you have a daily salary of two hundred?"

"Two hundred!" Pado's eyes suddenly turned into the shape of silver coins, "Sister Weiwei, you can do anything you want me to do!"

"Okay, let's do that. You guys can help me move these downstairs first... Hey, Li Ming, what are you doing?"

Weiwei looked at Li Ming who was carrying a large box of things and was about to jump down, and the expression on his face finally changed.

"Don't you want to go down?" Li Ming was also a little surprised when he was stopped, half of his feet were already outside the window. Velvet covered her face helplessly, and Pado looked a little surprised.

"So, Brother Li Ming, you came in through the window just now?"

"Ang!" Li Ming nodded matter-of-factly, and Pado suddenly realized, "No wonder, I didn't see Brother Li Ming when I came up just now."

"Shouldn't we go out through the window?" Li Ming immediately felt that something was wrong when he asked this question. Who in the world would go out of the window?

In the end, he went down the stairs honestly, but the three well-meaning people who were 'hired' by Velvet probably left completely.

"So where do we go now?"

After the three people came down, for some reason Pado changed back to her original outfit. She originally wanted to appreciate her good figure wrapped in leather clothes a few more times.

"Let's go, let's take you to see the magic theater of the greatest magician Velvet!"

When I mentioned my magic, Velvet and I became excited, and the two of us followed Velvet obediently to see her magic theater.

The two people followed her out of a remote neighborhood and walked through the streets. Finally, the three of them stopped at a relatively remote theater in the city center.

Along the way, Li Ming found that this place was neither like the Paradise of the Past, where each memory only has the memory when recording its own memory, nor like the Eternal Paradise, at least the one who kept thinking that Alicia was dead. I didn't see the typewriter.

"Trigger the mission [The So-called Promised Land], and you can randomly explore everything in the Promised Land. There seems to be something unusual here."

Ai Yi's voice appeared in Li Ming's mind. This sudden mission seemed to appear for the first time in Paradise, just like a branch of the previous open world.

But what is the main plot of the paradise?

"Brother Li Ming, come on, don't be in a daze!"

After Paduo's voice urged for a while, Li Ming finally reacted, suppressed his curiosity, and quickly followed.

"Brother Li Ming, what were you thinking about just now?"

"Nothing, just thinking about something."

Looking at the surrounding environment carefully, although this theater is remote, the decoration inside is very exquisite, especially the Qianluo on the stage looks unusual.

"I asked Eden to lend this theater over, so that it can be put into use after modification." Vivi is quite proud of the modifications in some places.

"For example, this lighting station, based on the data of the lighting station we had in the Golden Courtyard at that time, I restored it perfectly. If you, Li Ming, still want to experience it, you can go up and try it." Weiwei Pointing to the light table hanging on the ceiling.

Li Ming followed his gaze and saw the lighting stand. It still had a familiar appearance, familiar colors, and a familiar feeling.

"No, no need. I don't think I want to experience it a second time." Li Ming waved his hand, rejecting Velvet's proposal.

"It's okay. There will be special guests with us at that time, but now I can give you a try. Do you want to try it, Padu?"

"No need, Sister Weiwei, I think it's more reassuring to be down to earth." Pado's face was full of fear, and it was obvious that he still had fresh memories of the scene in the golden courtyard.

"Okay, that's okay. I believe you will like this. Qiang Qiang, a rapid rise and fall, with special lighting effects and dry ice smoke. When you come out and disappear, the audience will not be able to tell where you came from. !”

I secretly glanced at the rapid rise and fall of Qianluo. Not to mention the special effects that were comparable to those of a lighting platform and the almost invisible dry ice smoke, was that descent speed comparable to that of a roller coaster really for human use? ?

After Li Ming swallowed, he saw Can Can following them into the theater at this time, "Ah, Can Can is here, I believe Can Can will like it, right?"

"Meow?" Before the can could react, Li Ming grabbed the can with his backhand and stroked it. After smoothing it down, he quietly placed the can on Qianluo.

"Meow?" Qianluo fell quickly, and then rebounded instantly. Can Can, who was sitting on Qianluo, felt that his butt was suddenly attacked by someone.

I felt a huge force coming, and the can was bounced out and landed on the lighting table. I stepped on the lighting table in a panic.

Then the scene in the golden courtyard reappeared, and this time the lights were brighter than last time. Li Ming felt that he was about to be blinded by the gorgeous lights, accompanied by the canned misery. Call.

"Meow~ meow~..."

The light was so dazzling that Li Ming could only block it with his hands to see the current situation clearly. Wei Wei didn't know when she put on her sunglasses, hugged her chest and said with some confusion, "Is it the brightness set by the lighting system?" It’s too high, and Qianluo’s speed is too fast, so it needs a little adjustment.”

"No, that's not what you should be concerned about now, Sister Velvet, the can is still up there!" Pado looked at the lighting stand above with a worried tone, but he was also full of psychological shadow about the lighting stand.

But what Li Ming was more concerned about at this time was that Pado had put on sunglasses at some point, "No, where did you get those sunglasses? I was almost blinded!"

"Oh, I bought this from Pado. Just ask Pado for it." Velvet walked backstage with her sunglasses and props. When Pado heard that there was some business, she took it out of her pocket. A pair of sunglasses, "How about it? Today's discount is [-]% off. It only costs ten silver coins."

Hearing that silver coins were consumed, our boss Li Ming was naturally very generous. Later he also discovered the source of those silver coins. In fact, they were his own engravings [valuable and shiny]. A small monster had five silver coins, and a big monster had five silver coins. The blame for the hundred silver coins was that he had defeated a Honkai Emperor not long ago. Although he only received an assist, the silver coins were actually given to him.

The last time he heard the jingling sound of one hundred silver coins, Li Ming instantly felt his waist and legs no longer hurt.

"Deduct it from the small vault." Li Ming put on his sunglasses handsomely, and spent the silver coins equivalent to two tank-level Honkai Beasts in the shower room.

"Okay, here you go!" After selling the thing, Pado also recovered from his money-obsessed state and shouted to Velvet in the background, "Sister Velvet, why do you stop this? The can is still on top. ah!"

"It's okay. Just like last time, the battery will run out in half an hour. It will come down on its own when the battery runs out."

"Half an hour." A certain culprit silently mourned for the can. If he tossed it like this for half an hour, the stuff he would throw out would probably not only be yellow juice, but also some golden juice.

It's too awful.

Although he was thinking this in his heart, a smile appeared on Li Ming's lips unconsciously.

When half an hour later, the lighting station finally ran out of power, it landed on the stage with a thud, and even smashed Qianluo into a big hole. The can swayed out of the lighting station, and the lighting station There was an indescribable smell coming from inside, "Can Can, how are you, Can Can?"

Pado asked worriedly, wanting to go over to see the situation, but Li Ming stopped her, "Let me go, after all, it was me who accidentally caused the can to become like this."

Of course you have to do this yourself!

Li Ming hugged Can Can, who looked like he was drunk, and shook it in his arms. "How's Can Can? Are you feeling better now?"

Although the can's body now smells bad, Li Ming doesn't mind it at all. However, in order to prevent it from vomiting on him, Li Ming hugged the can in the opposite direction to avoid being vomited by the yellow juice and golden juice.

But when Li Ming hugged Can Can, Can Can struggled to open Li Ming's arms and kept shouting, "Meow, meow!"

At this time, Pado, a level [-] cat whisperer, needs to come over and translate, "Brother Li Ming, the can asked you to put it down. It said it felt sick when it saw you."

"Oh, okay." After hearing what he said, Li Ming quickly put the can down, then stepped on the can and spat on Li Ming's feet, "Meow~ vomit!"

Along with the yellow juice and golden juice, Li Ming suddenly understood why Qianjie and Kevin were so angry at that time.

He now had the urge to quickly destroy the lighting stand, but after thinking about it, Li Ming, who felt that he might not be able to defeat Weiwei, still chose to give in with all his heart.

"Oh, now we have to rearrange the arrangement again. Hey, Li Ming, go backstage and change your clothes. It stinks. There are cans too. You can go too." Wilwei, who had arranged the props from the backstage, looked at the stage. She frowned slightly at the situation. It was obvious that the current situation was very difficult for her to deal with.

But the top priority now is to get Li Ming and Can Can to take a shower quickly.

After one person and one cat came out of the shower backstage, Li Ming thought twice and finally changed into the only clown suit he could wear backstage. As for those pants, Li Ming estimated that he would never wear them again in the future.

Wearing baggy pants, Li Ming glanced at the can that had not come out of the toilet and said, "Let's go with the can."

"Meow! Meow~" Although he couldn't understand it, he could guess that Can Can's heart was not peaceful now. Just like people, they always have to go through things.

Only those who have experienced it will know - it is really damned!

When Weiwei, who was repairing the stage with wood, saw Li Ming coming, she handed the hammer to Li Ming, "Here, you repair the stage, and I'll adjust the speed of Qianluo and the system of the lighting stage. This still doesn't work. , if it goes too fast, it will always stink up there, and the next batch of special guests won’t go up.”

Li Ming wiped the sweat from his head. Fortunately, he had changed from a special guest to an assistant. If he was asked to go up again, he was not sure whether he could hold back from vomiting like last time.

"But the can also gave me inspiration just now. The lighting effect of this lighting stand is not important. I can transform it into more of a magic prop. In this way, I have another magic show to perform. Well, that's it. ..." Wilwei was suddenly full of energy, as if she had a different personality.

Li Ming, who was squatting on the ground repairing the stage, felt more and more that the skills he had learned in repairing mechas were not in vain. You see, this can not only repair armor, but also repair floors, right?

I have successfully changed jobs and re-employed, and there is no window period at all, is there any?

"If we really do this, the special guest will die on the spot!" Li Ming couldn't help but complain. After repairing the stage, he supported his waist, only to find that Pado, who was originally in the audience, had disappeared. Traces, "Where did Pado go?"

"There are some tools that need to be purchased from Felice's store. In fact, if my three stoppers were not scared away by you, I wouldn't have to ask Pado for help." Velvet tightened the last nut with a wrench. , knocked on the lighting platform, and then the lighting platform rotated and flew to the center of the theater.

Li Ming decided that he must bring an umbrella for tomorrow's performance, otherwise the scene in the Golden Courtyard might happen again!

"By the way, you look good in a clown suit. Do you want to play a clown role tomorrow?" Velvet said suddenly. Li Ming looked at the baggy pants underneath him and saw that there was still more than half of them left after tugging them off.

Staring with dead eyes, he said helplessly, "Forget it, I'm already a guest assistant, so there's no need for the clown."

"It's up to you, but I think you might regret it when you see the assistant uniform tomorrow." Wei Wei didn't take Li Ming's refusal seriously because she didn't think Li Ming could accept the assistant. Clothes.