Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !
Chapter 14 I can’t beat a cat! ! ?
After putting every child to sleep, Li Ming was taken away by Padora. He had no choice but to let Hua stay in the orphanage.
"A month ago, because Sister Velvet performed a magic trick at noon and then exploded, the cans were scared away. Sister Velvet said she would help me find it, but she couldn't find it." Pado explained everything. The ins and outs, Pado's tone dropped as he spoke, "I don't know how Can Can is doing this month, whether he eats well, sleeps well, whether he is bullied by other cats..."
Seeing that Pado had the feeling of the rolling Yangtze River, Li Ming quickly stopped, "So is there any way you can contact Can Can?"
"Well, the canned food will come back every time it's hungry. Also, this is its favorite celery, and it'll come back every time it's tired."
"I don't know if it will be hungry outside, if it will be cold, if it will sleep comfortably, or if someone will clean up its pee."
Wait, is there something wrong with the last sentence?
But Li Ming finally figured it out. Pado didn't know anything and didn't have any clues, so the first thing Li Ming did was.
“What does the can look like?”
"Eh???"
Pado was stunned and looked at Li Ming, with the runny nose still hanging on his face.
......
After the two of them confirmed the news, Li Ming finally remembered what the can looked like, so that he at least had a reference for his doll costume.
Then Li Ming followed Pado to look for cans everywhere.
First order of business: Find the can.
Hidden task: Complete the commission.
But even though Li Ming followed Pado around the boss, he still couldn't find the can.
But for the first time, Li Ming had a basic understanding of the surroundings of the Golden Courtyard. The surrounding areas of the Golden Courtyard were basically suburbs, and there were buildings where Ying Jie worked, but not all of them. For example, Mebiu Si's laboratory, Hua's martial arts gym and Aponya's kindergarten. As for others, it takes at least half an hour to work.
Fortunately, there are three cars provided by Eden for Golden Courtyard, so as to avoid the problem of everyone being late for work. However, the people who usually have to work in Golden Courtyard are Kevin and Su. When going to school, Su or Hua usually drive Kos Demon and Gratius go.
This is also the reason why Mei has always resisted living in Golden Courtyard. It is too far away, and there are too many people in Golden Courtyard. The young couple are shy. They would rather build a new house here than move to the Golden Courtyard. Come here.
When Li Ming asked if it was possible for the cans to reach the city, this possibility was rejected by Pado, "No way, absolutely impossible."
Then Pado told Li Ming the nine reasons why it was impossible to go to the city with cans, but Li Ming heard one point - laziness.
Sure enough, Can Can is lazy, which did not surprise Li Ming at all. But why do you still run away when you say Can Can is lazy? This can only mean that you are too superficial.
Why must Can Can run away from home instead of being too lazy to go home?
Does the idea become clear when you think about it this way?
So Li Ming immediately took Pado and her Wooden Polygonum to the place where the animals gathered. The two of them got the information about the gathering place of the surrounding animals from Velvi who was lying on the bed recovering from her injuries, but Velvi returned They got a small gear and didn't know what it was used for.
Because Velvet often needs the cooperation of animal assistants, it is essential to have a good relationship with the animals around her.
The two of them walked around with the map, just like walking around. First they went to the rabbit nest, and then Li Ming realized how outrageous he was. He actually wanted to find animals and cans.
However, when he saw the nest of rabbits, he found that what was even more outrageous was that not only were the rabbits not afraid when they saw them, but when Li Ming took out the small gear that Weiwei gave them, they were even more hospitable. Li Ming and the others visited the surrounding animal territories.
Whenever you go to an animal's territory, there will be rabbits saying something to those animals, and then more animals will lead Li Ming around.
The final result was that the surrounding area of the Golden Courtyard was in chaos. Those who didn't know it thought it was due to demolition, with smoke and dust billowing from morning to night.
Finally, Li Ming and the others were taken to a cave three kilometers away from the Golden Courtyard.
Pado and Li Ming hid aside and saw animals carrying food into the cave. Li Ming and Pado figured out what was going on, and then took Pado towards the cave.
Sure enough, I saw a yellow cat that looked a little bloated lying lazily on the rock and sleeping. The food brought by the animals that entered the cave were all canned food as tribute, and some animals were still there. It holds leaves and rocks next to it to prevent the stones from hurting. There are even animals that clean up canned excrement.
Li Ming now understood why the canned goods didn't go home. Everything Pado had worried about before was satisfied. If it were me, I wouldn't go back.
When they saw someone breaking into the cave, the animals pretended to be fierce. Then they saw Padu scare them, and the animals ran away, not caring about the can sleeping on the rock.
"Can Can, I finally found you, but you're worrying me to death." Pado pounced towards you, but before Can Can could react, he heard a familiar voice.
Then I felt like my head was being ravaged again. When I stared at him, I saw that it was indeed my worthless master, and the younger brothers I had taken in disappeared at some point.
Can: It’s really unreliable. No, I’m so angry. The secret base I finally found is gone. I have to find someone to bully me.
Pado was still rubbing his head against the can to charge, as if he wanted to charge back all the electricity he had not charged in the past two months.
The can couldn't stop its owner, so he finally turned his attention to Li Ming, who was standing aside, and struggled for a while. Well, he couldn't get away.
"Meow."
"Hey, canned food, you want to play with Brother Li Ming, but we just looked for you for a long time. Brother Li Ming is probably tired..." Pado was a little hesitant. He finally found the canned food, I haven't reached the full favorability level yet, but I have to let others play with me. There is always a strange feeling.
Can Can naturally understands his master's temperament. As long as he acts coquettishly, his master will never reject him.
"Meow meow meow~woo~"
The soft cat's head pressed against Pado's chest, which made Pado feel a little itchy. As soon as the strength of the hand relaxed, the can broke free from Pado's restraints.
After a sudden transformation, his body became as tall as a human being. His chubby body seemed to weigh nearly two to three hundred pounds, and the tall cans blocked Padu's entire body.
After seeing that the can got bigger, Pado pressed it hard and rubbed it, "Brother Li Ming, the can said he wanted to play with you. You go ahead and play, and I'll rub it."
Li Ming looked at the can in front of him with its paws raised, and wanted to ask, does Can Pado really want to play with him?
He was just about to speak out when he saw the can make a series of movements. The movements were so vivid that Li Ming actually fully understood what they meant, which was outrageous.
I saw Can Can's paws making signs on his mouth first, then pointing at Li Ming, and then making signs on his neck with his paws.
You'd better shut up. If you dare to say another word, you'll be screwed.
Mom, the cat can talk!
No, it should be, mom, this cat has become a sperm!
Seeing that Li Ming was sensible enough and did not report the matter, Can Can nodded happily and flexed his paws, which was a very obvious provocation.
"Since it's a provocation, I won't be polite!"
The power in his hands gathered together, and after entering the fighting state, Li Ming could see his own health bar. Li Ming couldn't bear the provocation of the can. Suzaku stepped on the cloud and stepped forward, starting with the Six Styles of White Tiger Listening to the Wind. Although the Hua Xin taught him a few He hasn't learned the trick yet, but Li Ming feels that he is more than enough to deal with a cat.
However, Baihu Tingfeng Sixth Form went over and hit the soft belly of the can. It only bounced twice and nothing happened after that. It was simply outrageous.
Can Can just moved his body, and patted Li Ming's soft claws slowly. Li Ming didn't want to hide at first, but when the claw was about to fall on his head, Li Ming suddenly panicked and felt a rush in his heart. Panicking, he dodged the slap of his claws.
There was a loud bang.
Li Ming saw a big pit on the ground, and a cat's claw hole appeared in the center of the pit, and even the meat ball was clearly visible.
"What is this?"
Cat boxing? ! !
After Li Ming avoided it, he triggered the engraving [Snap]: Dazzling Hundred Flowers [Plum]. After extreme dodge, the attack speed and movement speed are increased by [-]% for eight seconds.
The speed and attack power increased by one level, and he charged up the power in one move, "Incredible Strength·Thunderbolt!"
The yellow energy balls gathered in the palms of the hands, and the powerful energy flowed from the tiger's mouth. The hands were collected at the waist, and finally released towards the belly of the can.
But the can jumped nimbly and perfectly avoided all the power of Cun Jinji Pili without even getting a trace of dust on it.
Li Ming didn't even see what was going on when he saw that his Inch Jinji Pili suddenly failed, and the powerful energy created a large pit with a diameter of half a meter on the ground.
"Huh? Can, don't make trouble, I'm a little sleepy, ah." After a tiring day, Pado fell asleep on the soft back of the can. In order to sleep more comfortably, Pado changed his clothes specially. made a gesture.
When the can was moving with Pado just now, it didn't wake Pado at all. Li Ming felt that he might have encountered a strong enemy.
Seeing that Li Ming did not take the initiative to attack, Can Can licked his paws, then stretched out his right paw to support the sleeping Padu, and stood up like a human.
Li Ming concentrated his attention, put his hands into postures, adjusted his steps at all times, and stared at the big black eyes of the can, not daring to relax at all.
But he just blinked, and the can disappeared in front of his eyes. Li Ming only felt that the strong wind was blowing, and the can had arrived in front of Li Ming. He patted it with his left paw, and Li Ming moved his hands forward.
There was no direct confrontation, but a clever use of skill to hold the can's force point before the claws were completely struck, and then avoid it.
Otherwise, Li Ming would have no chance of escaping from the can's claws.
After taking a breath, Li Ming just used his magic power, but with the size of the can, even using his magic power wasted his strength.
I looked at my HP and found that it had dropped from 1000 to 500. The engravings [Destruction] and [Discipline] were also triggered.
[Destruction]: Sword Edge, Sword Tomb, Sword Mark: The lower the life, the higher the total damage caused. Every 100 lives lost increases the total damage by 1.0% (the upper limit is 180%).
[Commandment]: Second, do not deceive. During combat, the [Commandment] count will be increased by 5 points every second, up to a maximum of 200 points. The character's full damage reduction will be increased at a rate of 0.3% of the [Commandment] count. When using summons, the current value will be deducted. 50% of the [Commandment] count.
Sweat was pouring down, and the side of Li Ming's cheeks had a faint sheen, which was the engraved lines, and the instant engraving on his right hand also had a faint sheen.
A minute has passed since the battle began. [Commandment]: Second, do not deceive. In fact, it has saved Li Ming 60% of the damage, but Li Ming still feels the pain of the big claws of the can.
Li Ming just dodged the can's attack and triggered [Moment]: Dazzling Hundred Flowers [Plum]. Li Ming didn't feel much about the increase in attack power, but when he fell into this situation, the increase in speed made Li Ming's His eyes clear.
The body is slightly pressed, and the lunge is extended. The starting hand position is the Cun Jinji·Thunderbolt starting hand position, but the subsequent changes are different. The right hand is collected at the waist and abdomen, and the waist is rotated while stepping and punching, and the power is gathered in the fist. In the middle, the dissipated energy wiped out a yellow stream of light.
Li Ming didn't expect that he could learn it so quickly. After watching Hua's demonstration, he learned this move forcibly with a burst of blood.
"Inch Strength Landslide!"
The momentum of this move was like a mountain falling apart, and the fist was like a huge boulder rolling down the cliff, pouring down unstoppably.
With the bonus of the engraving, Can Can didn't react immediately. He just protected Padu on his back in front of him.
His fist hit Can Can's stomach. Li Ming didn't feel that he hit anything, but Can Can still let out a low whine.
If you look carefully, you can see that the ground under the can's feet has actually cracked. If there wasn't enough meat in the can, it might not be able to stop it.
Because this move of Inch Jin·Landslide is originally a shield-breaking move, and with the blessing of the engraving, its breakthrough power cannot be underestimated.
However, after Li Ming used this move to hit the can, he only felt that his whole body was weak and his right hand was directly dislocated. After looking at the can that appeared to be unharmed, Li Ming's choice was to surrender and admit defeat.
But just when he was about to surrender, he heard Pado yell, "Can, you should lose weight!"
Then the can's eyes showed a fierce look, "The owner thinks you are fat, but what should you do if you don't want to lose weight?"
The answer is to leave your weight loss anxiety to others.
At this time, the only person who could bear the anxiety of canned weight loss was Li Ming, so Li Ming was miserable. He was directly slapped in the face by the canned food, and Li Ming was knocked to the ground with a flick of his tail.
But Can Can was also very measured. After bullying Li Ming with his meat claws, he slapped Li Ming unconscious and then carried Li Ming on his back and slipped towards the Golden Courtyard.
At this time, Li Ming could only complain in his heart, I can't beat a cat? ! !
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