Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !

"You carry the load, and I hold the horse by the hand~" Li Ming finally gave up on the plan of riding a horse, mainly because he had never ridden before, and it was really a bit bumpy to ride now.

In order to prevent himself from developing hemorrhoids, Li Ming finally dismounted and transformed into a senior brother, leading the horse to walk slowly. The second senior brother was naturally the one in the car.

"The singing is awful." Jiang Wanxi got out of the carriage. Although there were soft cushions inside, she was the only one. Moreover, Li Ming pulling the carriage away like this was actually no different from walking by himself. Besides, it was like a carriage. You don’t have to ride on a horse, right?

Jiang Wanxi's eyes were filled with helplessness. She looked at Li Ming and was speechless. In the end, she retracted her head. The eyes of the people looked at them a little strange.

Li Ming didn't feel embarrassed at all, he just felt a little strange. In fact, the environmental conditions at this time were not that good, and there was still some stench on the street. However, the rangers could be seen everywhere on the road, although it made the security a bit chaotic. But he seemed very energetic, and someone like Li Ming, who didn't look like an ordinary kid at first glance, looked intimidating.

So no one bothered me, but Li Ming saw many knights enjoying their grudges, "Is this the Jianghu?"

"What does that have to do with me?" Li Ming turned away. This is just an open world. He can't change the history here. Could it be that if he becomes a general here, will the real world be able to change?

It's better to play happily. After all, I just want to change the ending of the seven disciples who killed their master. The game is to be played with a smile.

"So let's hit the road!"

Immortal Red Kite watched Li Ming pull the carriage over and didn't pay attention. He just watched the three little ones being thrown into the carriage one by one by Li Ming. When the others got on the carriage, Li Ming and Lin Chaoyu began to tangle. Get up,

"So, who's going to drive?"

After the two looked at each other, Li Ming took over the task of the coachman without hesitation. Even when Li Ming shouted "Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive". In the end, there was no other way. Li Ming turned over and rode on the horse. After he was on the horse, the horse started to move.

He was running as fast as a few hundred million, and the official road was not flat, so the people in the car, Red Yuan Immortal and Lin Chaoyu, were fine. The three little ones, even Cheng Lingshuang, who looked a little paralyzed, couldn't help but step out of the window at this time. Bian stretched out his head and vomited out. The three little ones lay neatly on the window and vomited, leaving yellow juice all the way.

With the carriage, the speed of travel is much faster, especially with Li Ming, an ace pilot. It is not like having a magical eunuch, but it will pollute the environment.

In the evening, several people had already left the boundary of Wangshan. Even when preparing dinner, the three little ones were all wilted and couldn't eat.

If a child doesn't eat, he's probably used to it, so just give him a spanking.

Just as Li Minggang was about to take off his belt and pull out his seven wolves, Lin Chaoyu stopped him, "...Uncle Master, let me do it. These children vomited all the way. They just need to rest."

When he talked about vomiting, Li Ming thought of countless scenes where he had been covered in yellow juice. He suddenly felt a shudder and said quickly, "Okay, then I'll leave these little brats to you. Uncle Master will make some for you." Go for something delicious.”

After saying that, he was about to run away, but Li Ming suddenly remembered something and said, "Remember to take them to a place to wash them well, so that they don't stink by then. The carriage is quite expensive, so I'll definitely wash it." It’s going to cost a lot of money!”

Jiang Wanxi, who was still a little bit tired at first, was a little happy when she heard this. Later, when she heard Li Ming say it stinks, and the disgusting look in his eyes, she couldn't help but pounced on him, "If it stinks, I'll wipe it all off." You are a bad person who only knows how to bully children!"

How could Jiang Wanxi's reaction match that of Li Ming? When Jiang Wanxi pounced on him, Li Ming stretched out his hand to hold his head, and then pressed it down. How could Jiang Wanxi's figure with short hands and feet be possible? Being able to defeat Li Ming and suppress the rebels single-handedly, "Whoever claims to be the emperor, who claims to be invincible!"

"Hmph!" Realizing that she really couldn't hit Li Ming, Jiang Wanxi hugged her chest angrily, and finally shrank herself aside, not wanting to pay attention to Li Ming.

Li Ming glanced at her disdainfully, "Oh, you are the only one who still wants to meet me. You don't have Chaoyu's figure or long legs. You don't have anything you want. What can you do to me!"

Jiang Wanxi didn't want to pay attention to Li Ming, but Lin Chaoyu was stunned for a moment.

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After thinking for a while, he came to his senses.

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"Uncle, you are an old man and disrespectful!"

Lin Chaoyu almost didn't draw his sword directly. Fortunately, Li Ming ran fast, otherwise the sword would have hit him directly.

In the past few days, I have basically been traveling for a while and resting for a while. There is no other way. If we don't rest, the three little ones will die in a foreign country.

But even so, when they arrived at Taixu Mountain, half of the three little ones' lives were gone, so Li Ming had no choice but to take the three little ones and climb to the top of the mountain.

Looking down from Taixu Mountain, it does feel like you can see the small mountains, but Li Ming doesn't have that kind of courage in his heart.

Walking up the mountain road, this mountain road was opened by Immortal Red Kite himself. It is all made of bluestone and bricks. The three little ones followed Li Ming. They went up the mountain in the morning and arrived at the top of the mountain in the evening. When the group reached the top of the mountain, , a girl with long red hair appeared on the top of the mountain and slowly bowed to the first Immortal Red Kite.

"Master!" Su Mei stood up and looked at the group of people in front of her with confusion on her face.

Immortal Chi Yuan did not say much, but said lightly, "After these three children are settled, they will be your junior sisters. As for Li Ming..."

"My name is Li Ming, you can just call me uncle!" Li Ming came forward very consciously and introduced himself, but Su Mei just turned her head and looked at Lin Chaoyu aside, with questioning eyes.

After seeing Lin Chaoyu nodded, Su Mei saluted directly and shouted, "Su Mei, the second disciple of the Taixu Sword Sect, has met Master Uncle Li."

Su Mei's etiquette was very good, which was very useful to Li Ming. Especially after seeing her long red hair, his favorability increased directly. Although he knew that Su Mei played an important role in the Seven Disciples Killing Masters, Li Ming I don't care. If the child is disobedient, just give him a spanking. There is nothing that a spanking cannot solve.

Looking at the beauty mark at the corner of Su Mei's mouth and her figure that was no less impressive than Lin Chaoyu's, she habitually commented, "I'm eating well, growing well, and I have a promising future!"

A blush flashed across Su Mei's calm face. If Ji Zi knew that Li Ming was flirting with girls when he was in Paradise, he would probably take out the Divine Meteor Sword and kill Li Ming directly.

But Jizi doesn't know what's going on here at all. If she knew, she couldn't seem to do anything.

Su Mei only lost her composure for a moment, but quickly adjusted herself and took the three wilted little ones to help them arrange a place to live.

When Li Ming got up early the next morning, he found that Lin Chaoyu and Su Mei had already started practicing with their swords.

Li Ming didn't pay attention and just started his morning exercises. However, during the morning exercises, Li Ming was thinking, since he had already arrived at Taixu Mountain, why not learn Taixu Sword Technique?

After thinking about it, Li Ming suddenly felt that it made sense, but he felt that if he suddenly went to see Red Kite Immortal, he might be discovered that he was not from this world. Although he didn't know what would happen if he was discovered, Li Ming felt that he should not be discovered. good.

So since you can't learn from a teacher directly, then it's okay to steal one yourself!

Then the atmosphere on the mountain became very strange. When the three little ones woke up, they saw a very strange scene. A certain perverted uncle was staring at his two young and beautiful nephews.

"Yes, that's it. Be more powerful. When you slash, put your sword behind you. Look sharper. Look from top to bottom, pretending you are looking at Taixu Mountain."

Li Ming taught Lin Chaoyu and Su Mei in the name of his uncle. Su Mei saw something was wrong with Li Ming at the first sight, so although he listened to Li Ming, he still followed Li Ming's instructions and behaved very well in front of him. The identity of the nephew.

Lin Chaoyu, as a senior sister, needed to set an example for her junior sisters, so she followed Li Ming's instructions. However, as Li Ming continued to give instructions, Lin Chaoyu felt that something was not right.

At this time, Li Ming felt that he had simply found the two best models. If it were in the real world, Li Ming felt that the two of them could have debuted directly on the spot.

The disdainful look in his eyes was so amazing that he would lick him twice if he stepped on it, especially since the two of them had completely different temperaments and looked completely different. Although Lin Chaoyu was the senior sister, she seemed to have a weak temperament. The beauty mark on the corner of Su Mei's mouth makes Su Mei look much more mature, and the dark red hair color makes her feel more like an exotic beauty.

Li Ming suddenly knew why Ma Feima was crazy. Li Ming's eyes unconsciously glanced at the three little ones. These three were also beautiful embryos, and they would be great when they grow up.

However, Taixu Seven Swordsmen all look good, so why does the horse become crippled when it is not a horse?

Li Ming expressed his incomprehension.

But when the morning exercise ended, the two put away their swords and left. Only then did Li Ming realize that his original purpose was not to learn from his master?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but give himself a gentle slap, "Oh, I made you lose control of yourself. Now it's better. Not only did you not steal the master, but you also lost the wave."

Li Ming believes that when the two of them go back, they will definitely react, and they will no longer listen to Li Ming's words. In this case, it will definitely become more difficult for Li Ming to learn from his master.

"What are you looking at? I've never seen a handsome guy!" Li Ming, who was a little depressed, said angrily as he passed by the three little ones.

Cheng Lingshuang looked at him expressionlessly, Jiang Wanru shrank her head, trying to hide herself, but Jiang Wanxi was still hard-headed and looked at Li Ming with squinting eyes, "I was just looking at someone who was not serious. Uncle Master."

"Hey, is that what you call me, Uncle Master?" Li Ming said in a very arrogant voice, with his hands on his hips.

Jiang Wanxi ignored him, put her hands on her hips and said, "Why don't I just call you uncle? Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!"

"Hey, you're so good, then don't argue. When it's time to go down the mountain, my uncle will take you to buy some sweets!"

As soon as Li Ming said this, Jiang Wanxi was speechless. Jiang Wanxi covered her mouth and whispered to her sister, "Sister, you seem to have been taken advantage of."

"...I know!" Jiang Wanxi glanced at her sister and covered her mouth.

Li Ming looked at the two of them and suddenly felt much happier. The little depression in his heart just now disappeared.

Jiang Wanxi gritted her teeth while looking at Li Ming's back, and whispered softly, "When the time comes, I will become a disciple of Immortal Red Kite. After I learn the real skills, I will definitely beat you to pieces!"

"But sister, if you really succeed in becoming a disciple, you will always call him uncle." Jiang Wanru looked at her sister and said softly.

Hearing this, Jiang Wanxi glanced at her sister. She had a dark look on her face at this time, but she wanted to say something but couldn't. In the end, she just took a deep breath and said, "... Why do you speak so quietly?"

Jiang Wanru didn't speak, she just covered her mouth and pointed behind Jiang Wanxi. A familiar voice sounded, and the dirty tone made her hair stand up, "If you want to beat me to pieces, Then you have to study hard!"

Li Ming suddenly appeared behind her at some point. Seeing her speaking with a smile, Jiang Wanxi suddenly trembled all over, her head turned around frame by frame, her little face looked like she had seen a ghost. Same.

"Why are you so surprised? Today you are going to become a disciple. I will take you to become a disciple. By the way, Cheng Lingshuang, don't run away, you are coming too!"

He grabbed Cheng Lingshuang who was about to run away. After hearing Li Ming's words, Cheng Lingshuang's paralyzed little face showed a rare surprise. However, Li Ming didn't care about it and just hung the three small pendants on his body. Then he headed towards the main hall on the mountain.

It is said to be the main hall, but it is actually just a relatively large house. However, as the main hall, this house was built by Chiyuan Shangxian himself and has a long history, so it is called the main hall, and Chiyuan Shangxian Just live in it.

In the main hall at this time, Immortal Red Yuan was sitting on the main seat waiting for Li Ming to bring the three little ones. Lin Chaoyu and Su Mei had just cleaned themselves up and then came to the main hall to make tea. Naturally, the two of them are responsible for this kind of thing.

"Okay, we're here, are you ready, children?" Li Ming entered the main hall in a sudden move like a red bird stepping on the clouds. The relatively empty middle hall looked like a good place to kowtow. After leaving all three little ones, Li Ming stared at the three of them.

The three little ones were full of helplessness at this time. After the air froze for a moment, they said in unison, "Get ready, Captain!"

Jiang Wanxi was extremely reluctant. Jiang Wanru looked a little ashamed, but Cheng Lingshuang looked the most free and easy. After hearing this, Li Ming finally felt comfortable and stood aside consciously. Today's protagonist is them, they can't take it away. Their scenes.

However, the process of apprenticeship is relatively simple. The three people served tea and kowtowed, and then they were admitted. In addition to emphasizing that those who are possessed by demons in the world must be punished, the Red Kite Immortal did not have any rules for the sect. To tell you more, this was left to Lin Chaoyu, the senior sister.

After paying homage to his master, Li Ming came up to him and said with a smile, "Hey hey hey, come on, call me, please don't pity me, please call me uncle!"

Jiang Wanxi's back teeth were almost broken, so she pounced on the guy in front of her and wanted to bite him to death.