Divine Light Warrior

Chapter 710: Making up a laugh chapter (page 12)

Fang Dayou is very comfortable now. With so many people protecting him, he doesn't care at all about the magical forest. Now a very strong temporary wall has been built. They are in the tent. They are not afraid of wind or rain outside. Tigers are not afraid either. You tell me what a beautiful thing this is, and they brought quite a lot of food, such as this horse milk. The soldiers chopped a lot of firewood from the local materials and put it in the pot to make rice, and boiled the horse milk. Breastfeeding is very comfortable. He drank a bowl and found it quite satisfying, so he had another bowl steamed for him. After drinking the second bowl, it was warm and he felt a little sleepy. He leaned against the quilt and closed his eyes.

No matter how dangerous the situation is, there is no need for him to be on duty. So he could have a good sleep. I was sleeping when I suddenly heard someone shouting loudly. "There was a tiger who was about to break through the wall, but he couldn't get through it after trying several times!"

The soldiers in this circle didn't seem to be panicking. They had spears and tigers in their hands, and the important thing was that they could jump on the wall. They can also stab him with the spears in their hands to prevent him from succeeding. In this way, the tiger tried again and again in several different places, but the men stabbed him with spears every time. He couldn't get through at all. The tiger seemed very vicious with its teeth and claws, so someone reported it to Fang Dayou! After Fang Dayou heard the situation. They stretched their legs lazily, stretched their waist, lay on the quilt, closed their eyes and fell asleep again. In this situation, the tiger couldn't do anything to them at all, let alone one tiger, there were ten, and the tiger couldn't do anything to him, so He didn't take this matter to heart at all. Instead, a small steward in his camp sent a dozen more people to defend him. After a night like this, the tiger failed to succeed. As soon as it lights up, it becomes quiet outside.

After Fang Dayou got up in the morning and washed up, he wondered whether he should continue to move forward or go back. He was in a conflict and someone came to report him. The meal is ready. Do you want to set up camp immediately after eating? He was about to give the order when suddenly a soldier next to him suggested it to him.

"Sir, listen to my advice and never leave here. We have built this camp very well. We can have enough food here for ten and a half days. We will wait here for Big Bear and the fat soldier if they can come back. Just come back. If we don't come back, it means we have tried our best. The people outside will not make it difficult for us. Let's just say that we fought to the death in the forest to survive. If we leave this place to fight, it will not be easy to see such solidity. The fortress may be in dire straits!”

When Fang Dayi saw that this soldier was as timid as the second son and had no sense of adventure at all, he got angry and pointed at him with a riding crop. You are a coward just like the second son. You don't dare to take risks and don't dare to complete the task, right? You go and prevaricate Mr. Yuanwai. After you prevaricate him and someone informs him, do you still want your brain? If you follow me today, you will die. We have to leave the camp and we must not stay here.

After he gave the order, people began to pack up their things, wrap up the pots, and some began to dismantle the tent, but he refused to let his tent be dismantled. He said that I would rest here for a while while you make preparations. Well, after all the surrounding emergency stop accounts have been removed, only the original top account is left. At this time, half a day has passed, and there is still half a day. How far can we go in half a day, but we can't go very far, and we have to set up camp again. . He just lazily walked out of the tent, ready to have the tent dismantled and leave immediately. The young man came over and kowtowed to him again. And said it to him very sincerely.

"Uncle, I'm betting my life. We really can't leave. Think about it. We can go out in half a day, but we have to set up a stronghold thirty or forty miles away. It's impossible for us to build such a strong stronghold." Yes, this tiger left, but did not go away. It will only attack us temporarily. I don’t think it is an old tiger. According to my observation, the tiger went in and came out, and the hair on their bodies seemed to be different. Changes, according to my observation, there are more than a dozen tigers, they may be in a den. If these tigers take turns to attack us, we can't stand it. Without these defense facilities, we will all become the tigers' food!"

When the little soldier said this, a group of people knelt down. They didn't want to leave, because after all, it was safe. As long as there were people defending, the tiger could not do anything. Besides, there was food and drink at the time, and the place where they camped was There is a spring in this place in the camp, and it is also surrounded by a section. You can drink fresh water in the camp, so they don't have to worry at all. Everyone is very attached to this place, and here they are fighting with those beasts. Yanzhuang came to find these monkeys. The outside world didn't know the situation. They could also prevaricate and complete the task. Why not? Everyone wanted to stay here for two or three more days and withdraw directly. Just go.

When Fang Dayi saw this situation, he was furious. He pointed at these people and said. "You are all a bunch of cowards. You have been working with me for so many years, and you run away from the battlefield without any courage. Why did I just accept the useless stuff from you guys? You have followed me through life and death with great military exploits. Why are you so unlucky today? I can't help it. You guys all kneel down and beg me. If I don't give you this face, it will make me look unreasonable. Okay, okay, I will give you this face this time. But, next time This situation cannot happen again. It is also late today, so we will continue to camp here. You have also put up your tents. However, we must leave tomorrow and pack them up early. The tents cannot be delayed any longer. Yes, as soldiers, we must be loyal to Mr. Yuanwai, and we will do whatever he asks us to do!"

After saying that, he returned to his tent and lay down on his bedding. Before his bedding was put away, there was mare's milk on the table in front of him, and there was also meat for him to eat, so he ate some in big gulps. Eat a piece of meat and drink a bowl of mare's milk. The little life was very fulfilling. After eating and drinking, he asked the people who accompanied the team who could play and sing to sing a song for him. There were no women here, all of them were men. The ones who played and sang were not professional, so they were playing the pipa. It sounds very unpleasant to sing. Who of you can tell a story or tell me a joke to make the master happy?

At this time, a short black boy came over. This little black boy had a pair of smiling eyes and he said.

"I usually like to tell jokes. Today I will tell you a joke. However, if it is not good, don't blame me, because I am the general among the poor. People don't come out, so I just give it to you reluctantly. "Have a good time, sir!" I usually like to tell jokes, and today I will tell you a joke. However, if you say something bad, don't blame me, because I am the general among the people, and people don't come out. I just try to make the adults happy

Fang Da took a look and saw that this kid was a joke at first glance. His appearance was quite ridiculous. He didn't need to tell the joke. He opened his eyes and became happy. He pointed at him and covered his mouth. Why do you look so ugly? You are so ugly. How did your father and mother give birth to you? Why are you born so ugly? You can't tell jokes, just smile at me, I feel happy.

Before the black guy could tell a joke, he made a big red face. He didn't expect that as a commander, he would insult other people's character. Then he had good intentions and wanted to give it to Sister Daling. His own hot tears swept away a big red face. However, this guy's emotional intelligence is quite high. He adjusted his emotions in an instant, grinned and laughed at himself for a while. Then he said. "I never thought that I could make adults happy without speaking. This is also my skill. I was born to be a joke. When I was born that year, I made several people laugh to death as soon as I was born. The first one to die from laughter was the midwife. When my mother-in-law saw that I was so dark and ugly when I was born, she laughed non-stop and she died of laughter. The second person who laughed to death was the maid in our house. When she saw that my wife had given birth to such a child, she laughed to death. He was such an ugly black boy that he couldn't help but laugh. He even stepped back and fell into the pot, and he drowned!"

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