The emperor has no heir? Whose zombie cub is it?
Chapter 57 Zombies also celebrate the New Year
"She has such a big face!"
"She wants to eat shit!"
"I'm not dead yet!"
In the general's mansion, after learning about this, General Zhu slammed his palm on the table next to him. His old face was filled with anger, and he blew his beard and glared.
He wouldn't even let the third daughter's daughter marry into the Shi family, let alone the eldest daughter Zhu Yatou, who was the most favored.
Mrs. Zhu, who was holding a tea cup in her hand, calmly took a sip of the hot tea that was used to treat beauty and beauty, and said slowly: "It's useless for you to get angry. I have promised to bring Girl Zhu into the palace that day."
"Can't you refuse to agree?" Old General Zhu stroked his beard with an ugly expression.
snort!
Mrs. Zhu snorted coldly, and placed the tea cup in her hand on the table with a slight clang: "Don't agree? I can't even leave the palace!"
"Or--"
"You have wanted me, an old woman, to die for a long time? Do you dislike me, an old woman, for living too long?"
General Zhu, who had been accused by a pass, rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "...You know that's not what I meant. When did I ever dislike you?"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you."
I wish the old general could walk away.
Looking at his retreating figure, Mrs. Zhu picked up the tea cup again, her thoughts were a little wandering, and her lowered eyes were slightly condensed.
perhaps.
It is not a bad thing to marry Ah Zhu as soon as possible.
otherwise……
sooner or later……
In Qingcheng Garden, Azhu, who was practicing martial arts seriously with his third brother Zhu Yunze, sneezed several times in succession, which was requested by Azhu himself.
Although she is very strong, she has only a few magical powers, but she does not know any martial arts. She can deal with a few minions, but not the imperial guards in the palace.
What's more, other martial arts practitioners?
therefore.
Azhu, who still wants to be awesome even as a human being, has been busy practicing martial arts recently. Zhu Yunze and the others also agree and feel that her magical power cannot be wasted.
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Qingcheng Mountain.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao, who returned home on the contracted ancient beast Shuhu, unexpectedly missed it. Their mother was not in the coffin at all. Who knows where she went?
"Fuck you!"
"You actually have a mother?"
Master Shitou was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. He couldn't help but jump out and jump around the one large and two small coffins.
Zhu Dabao, who had turned back into a little zombie, couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Of course there is a mother, otherwise where did the two of us come from? Did we jump out of rocks?"
The repeater Zhu Xiaobao: "Did it pop out of a rock~"
Master Shitou: "..."
I feel inexplicably being connoted.
But at the same time, I think what they said makes sense. If there is a zombie cub, there will indeed be a zombie mother: "Can your zombie mother also become a human?"
next second.
Zhu Dabao's gloomy voice sounded in his ears, and he caught him in the zombie's hands: "Master, don't you think you talk too much?"
"Haven't you ever heard the saying, curiosity killed the cat?"
I wish Xiaobao showed his little zombie teeth: "Kill the cat~ meow meow meow~"
The white-bearded old Taoist priest in the colorful stone touched his nose guiltily, then spread his hands and said: "I've heard of it, so as you can see, I am dead."
"The only remaining incomplete soul is still trapped in a strange stone."
"Ah~"
He sighed deeply.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao: "..."
You are sincere.
Zhu Dabao, who couldn't laugh or cry, turned back into a human and threw Master Shitong into the Qiankun bag, and then went to find the zombie grandpa with Xiaobao. Fortunately, the zombie grandpa was still there as always.
After seeing them, his old face burst into laughter again: <Big~Bao~Little~Bao~>
Ah!
It’s better to be a zombie grandpa!
When will they come back? Grandpa Zombie will be here!
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao were so moved that they stepped forward to hug the zombie grandfather: "Grandpa, we are back to celebrate the New Year with you~"
"Master said that during the Chinese New Year, the whole family should be neat and lively. We even went to the county town to buy red lanterns, Spring Festival couplets and fireworks~"
"Everything is ready, all I owe is my mother!"
Xiaobao repeater: "I only owe my mother~"
<Okay~Okay~Okay~>
The one-eyed old zombie said several good words in a row, and the old zombie's face burst into laughter. The only zombie eye was full of relief and joy.
Ok.
New Year's Eve in previous years.
They and their group of zombies have no concept of celebrating the New Year. They should sleep and absorb the moonlight. Qingcheng Mountain is no different from before, as deserted as ever.
Desolate.
Birds don't shit.
But this year is different.
This year they went down the mountain, saw the world, and learned a lot of new knowledge closely related to human beings, especially with Master Shitou by their side.
so.
Qingcheng Mountain will also have a lively Chinese New Year this year!
Unfortunately.
Their mother, Azhu, didn't come back until New Year's Eve. She didn't know where to go to have fun, but was she bored? Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao both sighed.
Hey~
It's not that they don't want to find their mother, but they really don't know where their mother is? Fortunately, Qingcheng Mountain was still lively on New Year's Eve. The flying little black snake obediently called all the snakes in the mountain.
hiss.
hiss.
hiss.
I saw that the top of the mountain was densely packed with all kinds of snakes, including cobras, five-step snakes, kraits, black snakes, bamboo-leaf green snakes and so on.
on the treetops.
in the grass.
In a mud hole.
All abound.
It is similar to a snake disaster. If someone who is afraid of snakes or has trypophobia sees it, he will definitely faint on the spot or suffer a cardiac arrest.
Even when Zhu Dabao and Master Shitou saw it, their scalps were numb and goosebumps were rising. It was really difficult to understand Xiaobao's hobby.
Only the zombie grandpa dotes on him as always: "As long as I like my little treasure, that's fine~"
As for the wild ancient beast Shuhu Lake?
It's not afraid of snakes.
The character is also docile.
Anyway, what the little master says is what it is.
As a snake-loving zombie, Zhu Xiaobao was extremely happy. His chubby little face was happier than ever before, and his big smile was particularly bright: "Wow wow wow~"
"So many, so many good ones~"
"One, two, three, four, five..."
He was so dazzled that he couldn't even count them. As the king of snakes, the little black snake Guaiguai flew directly onto Zhu Xiaobao's shoulder.
Those snake eyes.
Stand out from the crowd of snakes!
Zhu Dabao took Master Shitou away from this hair-raising scene. He hung a red lantern near the lair very festively, and also posted a Spring Festival couplet in front of the door of their zombie lair.
The first couplet reads: I am dead and I have to burn paper.
The second line reads: Small things knock on the door, big things dig graves.
Hengpi: Has been transformed into a corpse.
Ok.
Not only did he post it here, but Zhu Dabao also thoughtfully posted it on the lair of the zombie grandpa. Even the coffin was not spared, and all of them were pasted with messy zombie paper cutouts.
Master Shitou took a look.
Just have fun.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
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