Second Master, Madam, she is planning to kill someone again!
Chapter 982: Punch you with a small fist
"Master, I'm back..." Yan Ming grabbed Su Qiao's trousers from below and whispered, "The door to hell will be closed later, but it can't be opened."
Su Qiao turned around and glanced at the cold ghost gate, her teeth trembling.
"What the hell." She picked it up from the rhubarb cloth bag, rolled her eyes around, and found a trail, "Let's go, the boss will take you in the car."
When Tang Yi was by Shen Xiujin's side, he was a personal assistant who was always available and capable of all decathlons.
But everyone knows that every time Assistant Tang appears, he represents the second master.
At this time, Tang Yi was sitting in the back seat, closing his eyes and relaxing.
"Mr. Tang." The man sitting in the co-pilot glanced at his cell phone and turned back to report to Tang Yi, "The group of brothers who secretly escorted Taoist Yu have synchronized their positions. They have indeed left the city."
Tang Yi didn't open his eyes and gave a faint "hmm". After a moment, he ordered: "Let them follow closely and protect Taoist Yu. Wherever you go, just say hello and let the local forces take care of you. "
The subordinates didn't quite understand: "Mr. Tang, is that blind man an important person? The second master is so interested in him... Judging from his posture, he will protect him for the rest of his life."
Tang Yi slowly opened his eyes, his eyes sharp and cold.
"How about I send you to ask the second master directly?"
The subordinates suddenly became frightened and shrank their necks: "No, I don't dare..."
Tang Yi looked out the window at the passing mountain scenery for two lifetimes.
He felt a bit sad that things are different and people are different, and at the same time, his heart was like a mirror.
Taking care of Yu Jinghuai was what Shen Xiujin had ordered in advance.
Shen Xiujin's temperament has never been threatened, even if it is to repay a favor, it is impossible. He would not accept the kindness that Yu Jinghuai had to suffer for him.
But as long as Yu Jinghuai is Su Qiao's senior brother, Shen Xiujin will not ignore him.
Love the house and the bird.
As long as the people around the wife are around, the second master will always take care of them... Be it Yu Jinghuai, the Xiao family, or the unknown master in the wife's previous life... she is still a deceitful Taoist priest in this life.
But there are too many liars and not enough fools.
In order to prevent him from starving to death, Tang Yi had to find a few fools from time to time to send money to Xuan Xuzi as his clients.
Thinking of Xuan Xuzi, Tang Yi suddenly remembered that there had been no news for a while.
He opened the drawer next to him and found a dozen mobile phones inside, all of which were Tang Yi's backup phones. He took out phone No. 7 and called Xuan Xuzi.
As soon as I dialed the number, I heard Xuan Xuzi’s special ringtone.
"Is your house restless and haunted by nightmares? Are your halls dark and unlucky every day? Are you unhappy with your boss and want to stab him? If you have the above business, you have found the right person! Taoist priest Xuan Xuzi is online to solve your problems! The most considerate service, the kindest price, catch the toughest ghosts, and be the master who understands you best!"
Tang Yi: "......"
He sneered lightly: "It's pretty cool. Besides, there are so many ghosts..."
Before he finished speaking, suddenly, there was a loud bang on the roof of the car, as if something heavy hit the hood above Tang Yi's head. He was frightened, and when he looked up, he saw that the hood above his head was being hit by something. Make a dent!
Before Tang Yi could react, there was a knock on the car window next to him.
He subconsciously turned his head and saw a head hanging upside down from the roof of the car, with his hair blurred by the wind, looking like a female ghost.
"Ahhhh!!" Tang Yi turned pale, "Ghost!!!"
The car braked suddenly and stopped in the middle of the road.
The 'female ghost' who fell outside the window pushed back her hair, revealing a familiar face that was almost blown away by the wind.
Tang Yi patted his frightened heart and his eyes almost popped out.
"Miss Su??"
He hurriedly opened the car window, and Su Qiao climbed in directly through the window and slumped on the seat, as tired as a dead dog.
Damn, this shortcut is quite close, but it’s a bit dangerous to run.
"Fortunately, I caught up... It's not easy to get a ride..."
Tang Yi: "..."
He silently glanced at the smashed car roof above his head.
"...Miss Su, did you jump down from the mountain?"
"Yes, I called you but you didn't answer. I've been chasing you for a long time and I'm exhausted..."
Tang Yi: "......"
He remembered that he had left a private number for Su Qiao. He had brought more than a dozen work machines, but he had forgotten his personal mobile phone.
……wrong!
That's not the point.
"No, Miss Su, what are you doing here? Didn't Mr. Xiao take you back by the collar?"
Su Qiao was a little worried about her face. She leaned back arrogantly, crossed her legs and started to brag: "Xiao Siyan, can he control me? I am giving him face outside! If I am happy, I call him brother. If He interfered with my freedom of love and made me angry. He called me my ancestor. See if I ignore him!"
Tang Yi suddenly shouted: "Mr. Xiao?"
Su Qiao was so frightened that she knelt on the seat reflexively and raised her hands above her head. She was so skillful in admitting her mistake that it made people feel distressed.
"I was wrong, brother! I didn't sneak out, I was abducted by Tang Yi. I am innocent..."
Tang Yi: "..."
Very good, and he is very skillful in shifting the blame.
Tang Yi held the No. 1 working machine in his hand and turned the phone screen to Su Qiao. The caller ID showed 'Xiao Siyan'.
"Miss Su, it's Mr. Xiao's phone..."
Su Qiao grabbed the phone, threw it out of the window neatly, and closed the window. The whole sequence of actions was done smoothly and in one go.
She looked at Tang Yi with her big innocent eyes: "Whose phone number did you just call?"
Tang Yi: "......"
Su Qiao threw away Tang Yi's cell phone, which inevitably made her feel guilty.
She was still a student and her face was as pale as her face. If Tang Yi asked her to compensate, she would definitely not be able to afford it.
Su Qiao touched the tip of her nose, came up to Tang Yi, and changed the subject in an extremely blunt manner.
"Assistant Tang, let me show you a baby!"
After saying that, without waiting for Tang Yi to answer, Su Qiao reached into his backpack and took out a bunch of black stuff.
She blocked the front with her coat, fearing that people in the front row would see her, and gave Tang Yi a mysterious wink, asking him to come closer.
Tang Yi: "..."
Although he didn't understand, he still moved his buttocks against the car door, with his upper body almost lying on the seat, to look at the treasure Su Qiao took out.
If you look closer, you can see that the black thing is still moving. If you look more carefully, it's a black hedgehog.
Just as Tang Yi was about to ask where this precious hedgehog was, he heard Su Qiao scolding it in a low voice.
"Don't pretend to be shy at this time. Hurry up and recite a poem to Assistant Tang!"
Tang Yi: "???"
Then he saw the dark hedgehog, holding its two front paws on its chest, stretching its neck a few centimeters, and started to recite the poem: "When a friend comes from afar, he must first work hard on his determination." , work their muscles and bones, starve their body skin, and deplete their bodies, whip them dozens of times, drive them to other courtyards, and then hang them on southeastern branches!"
"..."
Everyone in Tang Yi was stunned.
The hedgehog bowed to him in a decent manner, then turned around and got back into the bag as if he was embarrassed.
Su Qiao patted Tang Yi on the shoulder and said, "Paid program, 10,000 per time."
Tang Yi: "??"
Su Qiao said quite generously: "But since we are so familiar, there is no need to give you any money. I just threw you a mobile phone and we are in peace. Don't complain to Shen Xiujin, otherwise they will beat you with their little fists." oh."
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